Joe Gorga’s Black Spray-on-Hair-in-a-Can Gets Rubbed Off When Joe Giudice Kicks His Ass
“I watched the preview for next week’s episode. I believe I know what the mysterious ‘black tar’ substance was that everyone had on them after the fight. Once Joey Marco breaks away from the fight, you see Melissa RUN, not walk, but RUN over to him with his little hat and put it on his head. During the worst part of the fight, this is how she reacts? That’s because that mysterious ‘black tar’ is probably the black shoe polish Joey Marco used to cover up the bald spots on his head.” – Anoneemouse, July 17, 2013 at 8:35 AM, FameWhorgas
Now we know why Poison Joe took off his shirt after the fight – it was covered with black spray-on hair paint from a can (GLH Spray on Hair for covering his bald spots) that was rubbed off when Juicy Joe kicked his ass (rule of thumb: men who have spray-on-hair should not wear white).
“The First Look has me on the floor. Not only is the behavior disgusting, but the talk of the ‘black stuff’ is hilarious. My assumptions have been confirmed: Joe Gorga uses the spray on hair for bald spots… obviously in black.” – STLHousewife, July 16, 2013 at 9:52 PM, FameWhorgas
In the First Look that aired on July 16, 2013 (video above), there is something like black tar all over everyone after the fight.
After Rosie pulls Poison Joe from the death grip he has on Juicy Joe’s testicles (in a fight that Poison started by charging at Juicy), Melissa runs like a bat out of hell to pick up his ball cap and put it back on his head (just after this, Joe pushes her when she tries to get him to stop barking at Juicy). You can see Melissa looking Poison over, checking for the black hair paint. Then after Teresa and Juicy leave, she attempts to pull up Poison’s shirt, as if to encourage him to take it off (but he jerks away from her and slams something to the ground).
It’s funny because one of Melissa’s fans even asked her on Twitter why she ran his hat over to him so fast:
@melissagorga Theresa is truly a selfish delirious person….I have one question….Why you run to put Joey’s cap on very fast????? – Kelly Martin (@KellyDaizeekel), July 17, 2013
Melissa, acting innocent and trying to cover up the obvious, that it’s Joe’s hair paint all over everyone, says it’s shoe polish and tries to get Poison to leave the area:
Melissa: This fucking black shoe polish all over.
Poison: What the fuck is this shit? (as if he doesn’t know!)
Melissa: I don’t know.
Melissa TH: Everyone was a mess. Shirts were dirty. Everyone was covered in black shit.
When Juicy and Teresa return to their room, this is what Juicy has to say about the “black shit”:
Juicy: What is this black shit?
Teresa: Maybe her makeup?
Juicy: What the fuck, she wears that much makeup?
Teresa: Please!
Juicy: What the fuck is this shit?
Teresa asks Juicy (as he’s washing his arms): Why do you have black all over you?!
Juicy: I have no idea.
Richie asks, “What the fuck is all this black tar?” Kathy says, “I have no idea.”
“The majority of it was on the underside of Juicy’s wrists and forearms where he had a hold on Joey’s head as shown when Juicy and Tre are walking upstairs to the room. IMO they can’t deny much because there it is in Black and, well, Black.” – Calypso, July 17, 2013 at 5:28 PM, FameWhorgas
It looks like there may be black smudges on Poison’s hat and on Richie’s left arm. Plus the black stuff is all over Juicy’s chin, under Melissa’s left arm pit, and could possibly be what’s on top of the security guard’s head – finger smears of hair paint.
“I was wondering what that black stuff that was on the security guy’s head when they were able to pull the Joe’s apart. It would explain why he wears hats all the time on TV. I bet he does spray his hair before he does his talking heads.” – Stefanie, July 17, 2013 at 5:07 PM, FameWhorgas
Knowing that he was going to be exposed on camera for using spray-on-hair, Joe came clean in a TH interview (they tape the TH interviews as the show is being edited, usually a couple months before the season premiere) and just before the season 5 premiere on June 2, 2013, he ditched the hair-in-a-can and shaved his head instead:
“You know, I take a little hair spray, black hair spray, and I spray my hair with that. It makes it look a little thicker! So everyone was like, ‘What the fuck is the black stuff?!’ I don’t know what the black stuff is (laughing).” – Joe Gorga TH, Season 5 Episode 8
Poison Joe feigned stupidity (which isn’t a stretch, by any means) at the dinner table after the fight in episode 8 when Richie asked again:
“What the fuck is this here (lifting his arm, showing black stuff on cuffs)?
Joe chuckled, saying:
“I got it all over me! I don’t know what the hell it is!”
Melissa screamed at Teresa for not helping her brother, calling her a disgusting pig, more than once. Back in their room, Teresa told Juicy:
“I want to punch Melissa in the fucking face. It’s like, I had to come in there and break it apart, thank you very much! Why didn’t she get her husband off of you?! Why?! (When Poison charged Juicy and the other four joined in, Teresa ran from the room, like a normal women, to get help from security. Warning: Ladies, never jump in and try to breakup a fight between men!)
Best line of the season so far: when, with everyone covered in “black shit,” Melissa says to Poison:
“We’re white trash now! You understand that?!”
On a lighter note, click here to watch Juicy Joe and Rosie explain Italy.
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Awww Fame – such an honor!!!!! Thank you!
Oh………My……………..God…………………….The title of this article should be tattooed on Joey’s shriveled balls. What a loser. What a complete loser. In every way possible that ther is to be a loser and a poser, Joey is it. By the by, I want to see where Melissa calls Teresa a disgusting pig after her twinkle-toes starts a fight with a real man. She needs to have her teeth bashed in. I never thought I would talk that way, but this woman is human excrement.
I was reading randomly before, now I am starting at the top. You are our news reporter, you really need to do a story about this.
Watching these clips is giving me high blood pressure!!! I wanted to jump into my iPad and beat Melissa she’s such a bitch she was only calling for Tre to help cause she knew Juicey can kick slojo’s ass if it was the other way round she would have been telling everyone to let them fight it out!!!! Can someone who is on twitter (I’m not) please go on Messy’s twitter page and tell her exactly what the black shit was!!!!!! PLEASE
I did last night
Oh well done kimmers high 5. Let me guess she didn’t answer you back?
Did anyone else notice slojo pushing his wife out the way??? That’s the 2nd time we have seen him do that once at the christening and now at the retreat Juicey was just as upset but he didn’t shove Teresa out the way. Maybe it’s just me but if I had to choose I’d rather ave my husband call me a name when he’s angry rather than man angle me!!! Also I don’t think my last comment came up but can someone who is on twitter send messy a message telling her that black stuff was her husbands hair?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Man handle. And my last comment is now there!!!!
Silvana- if my husband pushed me like that sissyfied migdet did to Melissa I would leave him so fast it make his head spin and that’s after I whoop his a** myself! I wouldn’t even care if I had to work four jobs to support myself after leaving him. That’s just something a man doesn’t do to a woman but I guess Melissa prefers the big house and the little spotlight she gets from the show over being treated with respect. It figures that little sissy Joey can beat up a man so he pushes a woman! People have always said that it’s easy to
trtell when a man is weak by how hits and well in this case he pushed a woman his own wife.
Makes you wonder what he does behind closed doors hey.
He’s a pig! He’s so emotionally abusive to Teresa that I WANT to see Giudice kick his ass. There is NEVER an excuse to speak to your sister that way. No wonder his father is ashamed of him – he’s not a “man” he’s a worm!
all the rumors going wayyyyyy back about those two, if one watches and pays attention (Like us Famewhorga’s followers) you tend to see the absolute foundation and basic truth to those rumors…….most of us have heard about how there has been physical type issues before…..i’m beginning to see alot of things that have been said for a few years being proven…. thank goodness it’s all on tape now…
I was praying the whole time that Teresa would come back in when Messy was hitting Juicy and knock her out!
i hear ya, but the fact that she didn’t totally confirms that T does do the logical/right thing and IS NOT what Mehog has been putting out there.
I would have loved to had seen Teresa kick melissa’s ass for scratching juicy’s face but that only goes to show you, how much better of a person Teresa was.
LMFAO!!! Joe Gorga should start using Teresa’s hair product on his head lol It was so funny when I seen Melissa run over to hand him his hat hahahhahaha!!!
now we know what’s the reason for his change of image, haha
people were asking why, what’s the reason and it’s obvious the gorilla is bald!
Melissa went after Teresa!!!!! I knew it when I saw first part – she went back screaming and acting like she’s gonna fight and than she said ” You’re disgusting pig” – although Joe was far away at that moment
“Disgusting pig?” Aren’t there any other elaborate words to say? Lol, looks like Melissa watched previous seasons very closely and she learned Teresa’s parts very well.
Isn’t it Teresa’s line towards Danielle during the reunion when Teresa gets to know that Danielle is talking to her family?
ghetto bitch MeGo, ughhhhh….
and one more part – this time Juicy’s part ” animals” – these are all Giudices words from the previous seasons
“We are white trash now.” No honey, you have been white trash since you shoplifted clothing in Florida with your lesbian girlfriend, and never showed up for your hearing. And probably before that, but that’s as far back as I know. Teresa is a disgusting pig? What planet does this bitch live on. What planet? She doesn’t wait two min. to start blaming Teresa for the fight. The tar thing? Freaking hysterical. It seems he changed into a clean white shirt during the clip and that the clip was spliced. Why do the producers care if he is covered in black tar from his head. All I know, is Juicy showed great restraint. After Joey gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter, and when ten people are between him and Juicy, he says he wants to go another round! Oh how very brave you are not, little man. You are a coward with a big mouth. Who called his sister scum THREE times, attacked her husband, and then blamed the whole ordeal on them. He is sick in the head. And there ain’t no cure.
perfect
brave because security was there already
Speaking of, how the hell did she not get picked up for her outstanding shoplifting warrant when she was lipsyncing in FL a few weeks ago???? Statute expire? Or did she send them a rubber check?
That was straightened awhile ago. When she went down to FL last year to film her infomercials on that cheesy talk show with her sister Lysa about a month or so after the charges were made public, it was taken care of. The store she allegedly shoplifted from went out of business; therefore, on a technicality, there no longer is a plaintiff. Case dismissed.
I wonder if TSIL is related to the Teflon Don, John Gotti. She sure gets a lot of lucky breaks in her favor. But even the Don was eventually caught and spent his last days in prison. . . .
Sorry if this is off topic but I have been thinking about how BUSY the Marco sisters must be this week trying to save face…..makes me giggle ha ha ha.
They have been extremely quiet on twitter;-)
I don’t tweet so forgive my ignorance but on twitter do you have to approve what is on your page or do you delete things you don’t want on or what? I bet they have been busy just blocking people lol.
Most of us on here don’t understand Twitter so you’ve come to the wrong place for answers on that. I BELIEVE that they have their settings such that any Tweets to them are hidden from their feed unless they reTweet them. I have seen some comments on Joey’s though, under the pic from 7/14 that are negative towards him, so who knows. I can’t figure Twitter out!!!!!!
Thank you for answering Princess.
Marco sisters= Internet trolls.
They are bullies and trolls.
I’m even eggmiting that I don’t understand what’s the purpose to continue this whole “marco sisters” brand calling and giving them potential credit for any opportunities by following someone who invented this a la kardashian clan ( we know that it’s their idea and “hard” trolling work )- they are no longer marco like kardashians are still kardashians despite being married(kim, khloe and no doubt even kourtney won’t be disick)
And I’m even eggmiting that I did that often as well and I’m no going to continue this marco crap
Lysa Hag, Kim Hag and Melissa Famewhorga , it is what it is like don Caro used to say!
What a wuss he is! I really wanted Giudice to take him apart. He was trying to bite his !!! Who does that?!
Who does that? Someone who plays for the pink team that’s who. I mean what man does that? Guys usually bite someone’s hand or arm to get the other guy off of him. but not little Joey he’s in a class all by himself!
There is definitely something wrong with that guy!
Giudice is badass.he took taekwondo or karate or something like that, he actually has skill to fight. He can put joey gorga on the floor in two seconds. Whoops! He already did…….
Someone who thinks he is going to die and does not care if he looks like a pussy until it all over and he can think – You made me go there wha wha I was in a headlock and you were endangering my hair wha wha, now I am a bum like you. I stupided to your level and this is what I have become yada yada
It’s the black spray on hair that he was wearing. toward the end of the fight look at richie and his left arm, there’s a smudge of black on his arm. And for her to go for his hat right away tells me that ompa lumpa is balding like crazy. She wants so much to get out of that marriage you can feel it. When the right money guy comes along she is gone and will make up an excuse that she was tired of him forcing himself on me and at times I felt I had no other choice etc. etc.. That stupid Umpa Lumpa is in for a ride and it will cost him more than going back to the “pool” business, he will go back to cutting people’s yards.
it will definitely all be teresas fault somehow when she leaves poison. which will be very soon i believe.
Why does Melissa say ” he wasn’t doing anything, he was trying to help”? What is she talking about? It’s not like a street fight outside a club and the cops get there and she says that. Baby Joey was the aggressor.
Oh she had to leave – because of theresa!
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Melissa. We won’t miss you.
Yes. She’s been building the bridge to leave him for a few years now. When it’s done, she will be on the other side and say, Teresa’ ruined my marriage. I cannot have my kids and myself exposed to this stress any longer. Then she’ll find another sugar daddy, or maybe she’ll have found one already. Teresa’ was spot on warning her brother.
exactly when she said after the fight ” i never want to see these ppl again” i felt like she was talking about her husband too. she’lll get what she wants, now that she has high profile access to richer men and athletes and her total makeover, io agree she probably has met the next fool already.
If her ex bryan biracial? bc he looks it to me in some photos and wasn’t it funny in the last episode how they were saying something about Stallions and she says yeah a big black stallion and Joey says why does he have to be black?
made me think she might have made a slip up of fantasizing about her ex or maybe some manly african american guy,,,you know nothing like baby joey lol
she had Soul Digazz around her – I remember her flirting even during meetings with other people, their some kind of chemistry, it was obvious – that’s why JoGorilla said that he will see her in the studio but she can’t see him so she better behave – when they wee building studio
she’s into black Stallions no doubt
You may be right. Time will tell.
Buck Henry- that spray on shoe polish-spray hair color just confirmed on national tv that everything about this wussy man and his gold digging wife is fake. And, to top it off Little Joey cries at a drop of a hat I get that some men are emotional but this freak takes it to a whole new level. I mean this guy cries quicker than most women and on national tv no less. No wonder Teresa’s
Dad told him to go cry to his mother at the christening when he was crying and yelling at Mr.Gorga!
And this whole spraying his bald spots just sunk this wuss to a new low, he needs to take his ba**s back from Melissa and be a man. No wonder he is so easily manipulated by his skanky wife! It all makes sense now.
I know it’s silly but the black stuff told me why Little Jo has such horrible table manners by wearing a cap at the dinner table. The silly part is that really bothered me!!! I raised 4 sons and their father wouldn’t of ever let them sit down to a meal with a cap on. Same with church. Kat needs to teach that little boy some respect!
I always wondered why he wore a cap in church.
It also explains why he was wearing a hat when he was “sick” and lying on the sofa. Teresa dropped everything when her father went to the hospital. Oh her poor “baby” brother needed to compete for attention also. – Look at me Teresa, I had to go to the hospital too, wha wha you no drop everything for me wha wha you bad sister lol
He went into the emergency room because he panicked. Like hte little pussy he is. he wasn’t admitted. They gave him a bag of saline and a lollipop because they saw what a sissy he is.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Oh I bet he was liking that lollipop.
Dying at your comment when dad told him to go cry to his mother. LMAO I so remember that.. His dad is so awesome!!! Kill the hairless beast!!
did u see on melissa’s twitter she said shes going to be doing an interview on a show called goal diggers. goal digger is the term sugar babies in search of a sugar daddy and marrying & having sex for money use. its the pc term for sugar baby,
goal digger is their secret term for gold digger..what she is
Everyone keeps saying when she leaves him for a richer man I’m sorry but I don’t think that richer man will ever come along. If u are wealthy and in the market for trophy wife do u really want a middle aged lady with 3 kids from a previous marriage and a reputation for being a whore? Its not realistic, u get a young childless, twenty something u can boss around and control no baggage ya know. I think the sil is stuck with Joe.
Your correct, but in her mind she believes that there is one out there for the taking. She’s deluded enough to try to be a pop singer at 30 and change years old, so she’s deluded enough to believe that she can be a trophy wife with three kids for a rich guy.
This will be Joey gorga’s response if he gets asked about the shoe polish in his hair, “I was so hurt and full of anger and stressed out for so long about my sister Teresa that I actually began to loose hair, my hairline was receding. It was too much for me to handle so I bought shoe polish to help with my bald problem”
@Alley, his dad has comb over hair. I don’t know why the bald issue never crossed my mind with how he always has some type of hat on?
Because they actually had some stylish hats, have to admit that. Seems like they are always trying to cover something up 😉
What is the Gorga problem with Giudice? He has hated Juicy for 10 years for turning his parents against him – well, that’s not Theresa’s fault. It had nothing to do with Missy – she was still stripping – I mean bikini waitressing – ten years ago. And anyway, Missy foxed all proplems with Bany Gorga’s parents – they have dinner, visit in the hospital – all is great. So what is Baby Gorga’s problem?
Aside from the confusion that problems started 10 years ago, or 2 years ago, or when the show started, the problems are:
Teresa is a monster/garbage/scum/pig because:
1. She, like everyone else who follows the show, heard a rumor that Missy is starting a singing career, and if she meets someone richer than Joey or someone you can further her career, she will leave Joey for that man, and she will meet that man in the clubs where she gives shows of her singing. She reported this rumor in an exchange of rumors each heard about each others spouses. Joey told Teresa he hears rumors Juicy cheats on her = Joey is an angel looking out for his sister. Theresa tells Joey what she heard about leaving for a richer guy = Teresa is a hateful scumbag trying to hurt him by saying that Theresa herself believes that Missy is looking for a Richer man to leave Jory for. LESSON: Gorgas says DO NOT Repeat Rumors or you are BAD!
2. Theresa is getting her hair done, and some guy tells her, I used to know Missy. She was a stripper in my skanky strip club, where she stripped. Horrified, Teresa says, “I don’t want to hear this. stop talking about my family. I am leaving” She then leaves the room and returns only when the man leaves.” Having learned Gorga Lesson 1, she keeps her mouth shut and does not repeat this rumor. Later, at the show, the guy shows up and nothing happens. Sensing something is up, and because Missy plays she recognizes the man but can’t remember who he is, Teresa tells Missy in private, this guy said you were a stripper. WHAT! Why didn’t you tell me before? Forget lesson 1. Lesson 2 is you must inform me immediately of any rumor you hear. Lesson 3, the fact you heard this rumor means you are behind the rumor. So far we have learned: If you hear a rumor and tell Gorga, you created the rumor. If you hear a rumor and tell Gorga about it, you created the rumor. You are evil and bad,
3. Theresais trying to sell hair products. She is at a business meeting with salon owners who have expressed an interest in selling her hair products. One of those salon owners, Missy’s best friend (until now) says something nasty about Missy/ Theresa says she wants no part of it and leaves. She does not repeat the rumor. A Faye Resnick/LaToya Jackson look alike tells Missy what her BFF friend said, and that Theresa had nothing to do with it. Result? teresa is a monster who has gone too far this time with the horrible thing other people say to her.
Those are her crimes, plus the additional crime of not admitting she made them up, spread them, and set up Melissa.
Except, Missy also says things have been bad for ten years – that’s before she married Gorga, isn;t it?
Or is the crime what they said it was 2 years ago – Ever since Teresa got on the show, she changed, she would not share the wealth, she would not get them on tv.
What is it the crybaby and whore are so upset about (other than just hate Theresa and Juicy)
This had to be the absolute funniest scenes I have ever witnessed…………you got Gorga the Gonad Gobbler with a spray painted head……………and Tre’s sister in law scurrying to get his hat b4 everyone got to see the lost black spray paint……………………I have watch this at least 20’xs and it just keeps getting funnier and funnier~!!!!
Joe’s black shoe polish on his hair .Now let’s c ,he is alot younger then fat man Joe so if it belonged 2 anyone I would say it is fat man’s & T know’s it !Why would young Joe need it ?I mean that doesn’t even sound right .ya know like ,it doesn’t make sense !Kind of like Elton John looking at play boy .
If Juicy put black shoe polish on his hair…..it wouldn’t blend very well…….hmmm….
In Phaedra Parks voice… EVERYBODY knows that the only men who shave their heads are men who have lost their hairlines. Only one of the Joes shaved their head recently & that was Joe Gorga.
I have to say one nice thing about the Melissa & Joe Gorga marriage. I would have to admit Melissa is really a team player. She seemed to go out of her way to inch her own hairline further & further back so that Joe Gorga’s didn’t seem so bad, but alas… that charade can only go so far. Maybe that is why they hate Teresa so much. Her hairline is so “in your face” (pun unintented), as soon as everyone caught wind of her brother joining the cast, we all had to investigate & continue our study of the Gorga hairline gene. There is nothing wrong with a small forehead or a big forehead, btw. Just own it. Own it, Joey Marco. You lost your hair. Oh well, move on. It’s definitely not the worst thing you have to offer the world, so take solace in that.
Age has nothing to do with baldness everyone knows that. We have a friend who is 40 and bald and my father in law is 73 and has a head full of thick hair.
I graduated from highschool in 1988 at a highschool in Phoenix, AZ. A big city, which I’m sure steroid abuse was prevelant in smaller towns throughout the USA then, and still is. At that time a lot of the football players took steroids. You could tell the one’s who did since they were bulked up. Well, two guys I knew then had receding hairlines! One guy I remember was almost bald and he wasn’t even 18 y.o. yet! Those kids hurt their health for popularity, for football scholarships, to impress females and for numerous other reasons. Dee, thinning hair, a receding hairline (male pattern baldness) is a very telling sign of steroid abuse! I can’t believe Joey was punched, closed his eyes in pain after Juicy punched him yet when he’s seperated by everyone he continues to run his mouth! Typically wuss! This is for Tsil, YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AT MAKING YOUR LITTLE MAN’S ASS WHOOPING TERRESA’S FAULT! THAT PROVES WHAT A MANIPULATIVE LIAR YOU REALLY ARE!!! YOU REALLY BLAME TERESA FOR BEING DELUSIONAL? LOOK IN THE MIRROR, GIRL, YOU’LL SEE SOMEONE WHO IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND DELUSIONAL!!!
@Cee, that makes perfect sense! May be why he’s so explosive and moody (crying) so often too?
I think he is on [edited out] and steroids.
Another sign is being hyper-emotional (if there is such a word!) when he gets mad he gets really mad and vice versa. Dizzieme I’m glad you brought up his ‘crying’! I watched this past episode with a friend who can mimic other’s to a T. She had me rolling when she was acting like Joey in his talking head saying “This heart hurts…….” you know when he rubs his stumpy looking hand over his heart? I’m laughing right now thinking about her! I need to record her and put it on youtube! Just yesterday I asked her “do Joey hurting!”.
Your friend sounds fun. 🙂
I wish your friend was my friend!!!
You guys would love my friend! We once went shopping and we pretended we were british! Which her british accent is spot on mine is so, so! I couldn’t hold it together when we were checking out and had to leave the store because I was making a fool out of myself from laughing so hard! We also pretend were from Savannah Georgia when we eat at restaurants! I asked her if I could record her and put it on youtube and she said, “NO! Please don’t!”. Sorry for not being able to share my BFF’s personality with you guys!
CEE SEE MY HUSBAND GRADUATED CARL HAYDEN IN 1964……GREW UP IN PHOENIX! BACK THEN IT WAS SMALL AND DOWN TOWN WAS SHOPPING AREA
It’s been a while since I’ve been to Phoenix. I wanted to go back this summer but decided to go visit my sister and dad in Montana instead! I’ve heard it has grown and the HS I graduated from is now in the ‘bad’ part of the city! I do miss the big city, though but I love the Oklahoma town I live in now!
Dee, did you just see your boy’s bloated belly up there in that video? I’m thinking maybe you should cut your fat-man talk because there’s a certain LITTLE Hate Monkey (tm, someone on here who is BRILLIANT) with a gut that’s getting bigger and bigger every single episode. And also, please. Do you know how badly you are embarrassing yourself every single time you feel the need to pipe up on here with a lame defense of Mr. Roid Rage and Mrs. CantSingCantDance? Why don’t you just do your Marco/Gorga ass-kissing on twitter?
Dee, seriously. Now please explain how Juicy’s hair polish would get on his chin, Melissa’s arm pit, and Joey’s forehead and hat. I know people who have started balding in their mid twenties…age isn’t the only factor. Surely you are smart enough to know that.
It also doesn’t make sense that Melissa knew exactly what the black tar sh*t was and tried to cover it up with the “shoe polish” remark, now does it – ya know?!
Now because of Messy’s quick cover up remark he can thank his wife for his new handle “Shoe Polish Joe” how humiliatingly hilarious, if there is such a thing!
Hi, Jeannie! I love reading your posts! They are intelligently written, show class and are spot on! I wonder when the camera crew left for the night if Joey’s wife told Joey, “That black sh-t was your spray canned hair!”?
Yes, Melissa, because everybody decided to put black shoe polish on their sneakers before their fight. funny thing though, I didn’t see any kicks to your armpit, Juicy’s arms, balls, head. So the shoe polish had to be up high. You dummy.
Oh, and your husband’s shoes were white.
lol Ya logic has to fit their lies. I was a fan of Caroline and Jac. Whoever still has pity for TSIL and her husband will eventually see them for who they are.
I grew tired of Caroline’s advice when it became clear she uses it as a cover to gossip and stir the pot. Thanks to her, I want to hug Danielle.
Jac belly aching about being tired of hearing about the Guidices and Gorgas when her own mouth rattled on and on about them. Is there anyone left who does not want that isanity to stop?
Kathy married a 12 year old, so pity is what she is going to get unless she comes out swinging for something she can stand up for no matter who she is hanginig out with.
TSIL also married a 12 year old who creeped me out from the moment he said he was going to be a father to his wife. A wife who enjoys attention anyway she can get it from pity to erotic. Whoever is around her that gains attention, she will mimic.
Dee, c’mon…really? I don’t know why you insist on making yourself sound stupid with every post you make. First of all, age is not a huge factor with male pattern baldness. Genetics and hormones are much bigger factors. My father is 83 years old with a full head of hair. My brother has been balding since his late 20’s. If it was Juicy Joe’s hair stuff, how the hell would it end up under his own chin, on Joey’s forehead (we can all see, Joey’s forehead came nowhere close to Juicy’s head on his shoulders…is he dyeing his crotch as well?) or under Melissa’s armpit.
Married to a bald man. He’s been bald since he was 21 years old. Today is our 21st wedding anniversary. Proud to say we have never heard of the shoe polish “remedy.” Love my bald man!
Congrats pj!!! May you have at least 21 more and then some!!!
say what? Cut it out. Hair loss is not only tied to aging. But you already know that, and just trying to justify your ridiculous point. Joey Gor is a juice head that pumps steroids btw, that is one of the side effects, btw. Along with slong shrinkage.
Please go away
Really? it was all of nutnibblers hat, why did messy rush to put his cap back on? on those marco sister’s!!!you are all too funny.
Dee, please please please I beg of you to go back to grade school!! You dropping out was not a good idea. Please go re-learn the alphabet. Your comments make my IQ drop 10 points every time I have to sit there and decipher it.
Dee, you’re REALLY blind and I really admire others huge patience and explaining you always straight facts.
So thats why this little punk has shaved his head
Fame, I’m still wiping the tears away … too funny.
I was just reading an old blog from Teresa you had posted (here’s a piece of it)
By Teresa Giudice
November 1, 2011
I was however worried–like an idiot I guess–about my poor brother and Melissa and Kathy and their kids experiencing the ugly part of being on TV. After seeing how the tabloids go through my garbage and make up stories, I would think any sane, intelligent person would run the other direction from a chance to experience that. And I warned them. I told them stuff they didn’t want to talk about would come up, that people from their past would try and take them down, that journalists would dig through their lives… Melissa told me she didn’t care. They signed up anyway. And then it started to happen to them. The New York Post wrote a mean story about them. My brother Joey actually called me and screamed at me that I “wasn’t a good sister” because I “didn’t warn them about all the ins-and-outs.” I did. I told Melissa, and she didn’t want to listen. Then Melissa brings it up at the reunion as if I was trying to scare her off the show? It’s just twisted. Sad and twisted.
When I switched tabs and saw this headline – I laughed so loud both my kids came running to see what was going on. My son called him a Chia Pet.
Hmmm – Chia Gorga or Chia Joey….
LOL! Cha Cha Chia! What a comedy of errors/morons! I pray (on my hands an knees and kissing Andy Cohen’s ring) that Andy features this at the reunion!!!!! It’s funny and will piss off Melissa because it made her husband look stupid. Oh yeah, and it’s Teresa’s fault.
I’ll be giggling for days. Explaining spray on hair to a 13yr old boy and having him reply – he’s like a chia pet was priceless. Cha, cha, cha, Chia
Chia Monkey. I swear every time I catch my breath I lose it again. LOL
@Calypso: What an excellent and timely blog to post here!!!!! Thank you!
Fame posted a link to the beginning of FW so I started over.
https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2012/02/05/priscillas-epic-blog-to-teresa-at-bravo/
It’s very interesting to read it all again. Teresa was spot on about her SIL.
Thank you Fame, your work is amazing.
LOL.. Funny… I’m here at work smoothering my laughter. Black shoe polish everywhere!!! Omg… LOL.. LOL..
Calypso,
OMG!! Me too! I am just hysterically laughing over this! My kids want to know what mommy thinks is so funny! They are such posers! They belong in a Dumb and Dumber-type movie.
Yay, I use to call him “mun-chi, mun-chi, chi, oh do soft and “not” cuddly”. Your kids have a good eye. I vote for Chia instead of Josephine. Lol.
I wish brove will take melisa off the show. she is evil
Look what I found in the bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alert, Melissa, Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Miss Thank you Jesus.
The Old Testament, (Deuteronomy 25:11–12) states the following:
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one approaches to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, you shall sever her hand; you shall have no compassion.
Wonder what is says about eye-ball gouging?
She wanted to be like a Philistine and gouge out strong Samson’s eyes so he would let go of her little fuzzy head eunich.
All Joey was missing was his slingshot in this fight. Freaking bald ass dummy.
No he had a sling shot, his black thong undies!!!!!!
Calypso, I remember when Melissa was telling Andy at the S3 reunion that Teresa didn’t even want her on the show because people were going to make fun of her forehead! I remember Andy asked her what was wrong with her, (Melissa’s) forehead and Melissa said, (I’m paraphrasing), “I guess Teresa thinks it’s big!” and Teresa shook her head, licked her lips and said (paraphrasing again), “No, I said my forehead gets made fun of because it’s so small. I was trying to tell you what to expect when your in the public eye!”. That’s how far I made it into the S3 reunion because it was obvious Melissa orchestrated that whole exchange to laugh at Teresa’s hairline! Karma seems to be hitting her and Joey so hard now! Melissa’s forehead is huge and Joey has to spray paint his hairline on! I bet they wish they did have Teresa’s hairline! I’ve noticed that Melissa’s hair is so thin and uneven when she doesn’t have hair extensions in. She’s going to be the next one going bald if she isn’t already! OH, I love your son’s Chia pet comparison! Too funny!
I’m so annoyed with all the hypocrisy and Melissa fans calling people names that don’t happen to agree with them. I had to let it out and post a long comment on bravo, not sure if it will go through though so figured might as well share it with you guys. Sorry for the long rant!
For everyone who feels the need to insult people that are siding with Teresa and refer to them as “haters” “soldiers” “lunatics” etc. Here’s food for thought.
Let’s agree that Teresa has done everything bad that you can possiby think of. Trash talked Melissa, Said hateful things about Joe and Melissa and their marriage, Disrespected Melissa, Been friendly with people that dislike Melissa or bad mouth her. Claimed that Melissa cheats. She’s done it all.
Now let’s ask ourselves this –
1. Does Melissa trash talk Teresa and Joe? – YES
2. Does Melissa say hateful things about Teresa and her marriage? – YES
3. Does Melissa disrespect Teresa? – YES
4. Is Melissa friendly with people that trash talk Teresa? – YES
5. Did Melissa claim that Joe Guidice is a cheater? – YES
And none of this is speculation, this is all from what has been shown on TV.
Now if the issue viewers have with Teresa is that she’s not loyal to her family and that’s an unattractive trait. Then why is Melissa not as guilty as Teresa? If two people are displaying the exact same poor behavior then either both of them are wrong or both of them are right. It can’t be one or the other. You can’t excuse ones behavior by claiming it was “tit for tat”. That doesn’t justify the ugliness we has seen playing out on our television past 2-3 seasons.
And in my eyes, the apology has to start with the Gorgas – Joey and Melissa. Only because they came on to the show and started bashing Teresa from the get go. Case in point – Christening episode. The first glimpse we had of them was when they were bashing Teresa, calling her names and disrespecting their family.
I don’t care if they had bad history before the show. The fact is, prior to Gorgas coming on the show we had no clue about this so called “bad history” between them. We never heard Teresa bad mouth her family. So if the Gorgas came on to the show knowing that they have issues, then they should have just suck it up and played nice in front of the cameras instead of airing their families dirty laundry and bringing shame upon their parents.
As for people being such a big fan of “giving someone a taste of their own medicine”. I would think that more people should side with Teresa then. Since Gorgas threw the first “punch” (I don’t mean that literally now) first episode they were aired. So technically, anytime Teresa has bashed Melissa or Joe since they came on the show…that truly would be the definition of giving someone a taste of their own medicine.
Personally it’s the hypocrisy that’s truly baffling to this “lunatic”.
Don’t forget that she insulted her children calling them future bullies, and that she made up a lie about teresa calling her ugly. Also, her false accusation that she gave to the tabloids that Teresa assaulted her.
It posted! I saw it and “liked” it!
I liked it, too.
And the US inerview she gave that Juicy made advances towards her.
yes jeannie5233 i remember that US magazine where missy says juicy hit on her!!!!!!
Juicy is the only one resistant – he doesn’t fantasize about her like Richie, she can’t manipulate Juicy like she manipulates other, simply Melissa’s tricks doesn’t work. Juicy hates her and he sees through her. She is not fooling him. So at one point she feels humiliated and uses her old trick to humiliate Juicy and puts article on ROL and In Touch :” Teresa’s husband hits on Melissa” – the biggest BS I ever heard.
This is how Melissa works.
Oh, dear Lord, I forgot about that.
Melissa plays dirty, she uses her children to get what she want’s and bad-mouthed Teresa’s kids for really no reason. She’s a gutter girl, she puts on this act like family is golden and #1 but I have to say, she really doesn’t know what true family is. Her own mother and father were horrible, faught all the time, accusations of infidelity came about, regarding her father and with two older sisters like that, always in competition with one another, melissa had no chance. So now that’s the kind of behavior she’s displaying now.
But I guess, her motto is, fake it till u make it. I hope teresa and joe stay strong 4 the reunion because these wolves are going to try to rip her and juicy to pieces. I really hope teresa punches melissa in the face though 🙂
Thats what makes Messy so dangerous …she has no boundaries. Melissa will lie and say whatever it takes and as much as that should frighten Teresa and really anyone around her, it should frighten her husband more. If the marriage goes South Messy wil accuse him of anything. Jax and Don should watch their backs because if Melissa turned on her family she wouldn’t hesitate to turn on them.
I mean calling Antonia ugly.
We got ya, knew what u meant.
Oh, thanks. good.
she also lied about why she is selling the house..she said she tries to move away from the teresa. The truth is mellisa and her husband own bank 2.5 million in debt.
lets not forget that after going back to the room the first thing Melissa did was go wash her hands.
Looked like Juicy was trying to scrape off his black tar as plain soap wasn’t working.
He was going to town, with some very strenuous removal efforts. It wasn’t coming off right away.
That shows that the fight and the contact they had was intense, to have it smeared all over.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting Product!!!!, November 30, 2012
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If you’re a single male and want to remain that way then by all means use it. The mess this junk in a can causes is extreme. It not only will ruin your clothing, your leather or fabric furniture and cause a huge mess for the bathtub. This stuff has to be toxic for your health as well. You can’t convince me that it isn’t harmful to your health to have a sickening sweet selling fiber traveling throughout the air and leaving a black sludge like residue on literally every item you use in the bathroom. Find other means! GROSS!!!!!
It was probably SloJo’s black sludge Rich was smelling when he complained about smelling scallions!
Maybe is was BLK water paste.
STOP NOW!
Thanks for the review, Ohno! I wonder how Tsil is going to spin this? She’ll either blame Juicy for the black crap or ignore any mention of it? I have to watch that video again! It ticks me off how Melissa treats Teresa and the names she calls her after Joey calls her scum and tries to beat up her husband. Yet, it’s humerous watching the roid rage punk act all bad! I had to laugh after Juicy and Tre left the room and Roid man is being held back by security at the back door! He’s such a wussy and delusional! Uhh, Joey we just seen you charge a man and YOU ended up on the ground with your eyes squeezed while Juicy punched you, it wasn’t the other way around. Thank Richie for saving your butt! I did notice that Joey did have his shoes on after the fight, I wonder who handed him his shoes he was knocked out of? Joey is so pathetic!
There once was a Midget named Joey
Whose hair came out of a can
He picked a fight with Joe Juicy
Which proved he was far from a man
Sorry I couldn’t resist….
LMAO…love it! you are awesome.
Love it
Hee! Hee! 😉
I am very close to rolling on the floor.
Lmao. Omg im about too pee my pants from these comments. My husband is like wtf you laughing at so i read him a few. He know wnts to know what these people look like… Roflmao
Melissa’s fans tend to be young and see her living in this huge house, going out partying all the time,with a husband who can’t keep his hands off her and cannot or will not see her faults. It is called the halo effect.
They are also the types that think stripper poles are de-rigeur in bedrooms
Melissa gorga has the same type of fans that Kim Kardashian has, young, stupid and mindless.
You’re absolutely right!
Does anyone know where I can watch this? I’ve been reading this website for a while but have never commented. I will say I completely agree with what’s being posted on this website. I love this
Hi there!!! 🙂
Everyone…
Please go to Instagram and type in the #hashtag joeygorga or look up a public profile by the name of kaitlyninked
There is a pic of Joey gorga with 3 women partying and clawing at him and one even has her leg in him while he holds it.. Whether these are fans and nothing went further than the pic I do not know…but I do know there are no pics of joe giudice in anything like this situation and yet he gets talked about…taste of own medicine ?
http://instagram.com/p/bwi2cwKEKD/
What married man who claims that he loves his wife and has a good marriage, a better marriage than his sister, would pose like this with women. You don’t do stupid stuff like this especially in this techno age where it can be picked up by the tabloids without having to buy the picture. I bet this is teaching his boys that he respects his wife and that this kind of behavior is okay. I don’t see picture of Juicy doing stupid stuff like this.
Melissa usually only lets him pose like that with trannys. I am confused.
Gessiewtf- I’m not confused anymore that little sissy bit another man’s balls during a fight no straight man does that! That says a lot about little Joe the pansy I would be willing to bet he’s either in the closet about his sexuality could that be why he cries at a drop of a hat? Who knows for all we know he’s bi and honestly I wouldn’t think it bothers Melissa to be married to a man like that if it means jshe gets to live in a big house such as the one they share but most importantly his sister is Teresa and if it means being married to little Joey even though he plays for the pink team I don’t think she cares if the guy is straight or not because his sister is Teresa who happens to be the star of a show with a huge fan base and if that means she has to stay married to that little sissy to get to where Teresa is well that all makes sense now, I mean look at how she squirms every time the guy touches her like she’s disgusted by him or something. And what’s with him him practicaly climbing on who ever that was on the party bus for Richie’s and I don’t know the daughter’s name but for the birthday party. What man does that to another man. This may shed some light as to why he likes to pose with trannies and she lets him. I could be wrong but I’m just stating my opinions here I’m not accusing him of any of this stuff I’m just stating my opinion based on what we have seen on this show:?
I may be wrong but didn’t little Joey dress up as snookie what was it season 3 or something for Holloween ?
Again I’m just stating my opinions I’m not accusing this guy or his wife of anything I’m going off what we are shown by bravo. It’s just that so of their behavior is so strange.
Dear God, these girls looked like they rolled out of a garbage can. Typical trashy shore ho’s with tatoos? How pathetic!
The other pictures are of more tattoos and a lot of pitbulls. Just his speed.
Not my style, at all, but I think they have an interesting look. Nothing I’d want to be seen out with or anything like that, but I can at least appreciate it on someone else. The one owns a pretty edgy hair salon, one works for her, and the other, not sure what her claim to fame is…calendars or something???? I’d be much more impressed if they weren’t always seeming to try so hard.
Ugh, all that skank in one place. I would feel the need to totally fumigate the area and condemn it until the skank dissipated to non-lethal levels.
Little Bear,
Teresa DRUGGED him, and paid those girls to pose with him! She masterminded the photo shoot…..
or if that doesn’t work, Melissa can always say….. Teresa photoshopped his face on that juiceheads body and sold it to the tabloids.
@aryana… Too funny!!!!
I believe they were partying in the new boat the little mean monkey bought (rented/borrowed) for his children.
http://instagram.com/p/bwcPaUKEMC/
Those are some classy looking women, let me just say that!
I’ve seen the middle one (Cruella De Vil) in another photo with them too, but can’t remember where they were supposed to be at the time.
It says that picture was taken 3 days ago. If Dum-dum shaved his head…why is he wearing that hat in the hot, hot sun?
I wonder if he wears his hat when he is masturbating to Juicy’s picture?
MY hair just fell out, picturing that.
And MY hair just fell out reading this Candace – OMG – so funny!
The one with the blonde hair on one side and black hair in the other is the sister of that santino or whatever his name is.the guy that helping Missy withthe musi c
Yeah, I remember her she’s the one Melissa tweeted something about there being a real live Cruela DeVille! Santino Noir’s sister! I thought Melissa commenting so public about that lady’s hair colr was rude! I remember some people were saying his sister is beautiful! Which she is a lot prettier than Melissa, half blond and half brunette even! Maybe that’s why Melissa came across insulting and rude about her hair color? Jealousy rears it’s ugly head again! This sounds bad of me, because I’m all for faithfulness in a marriage, but I hope Joey did do something sinful with that lady! You know, it just hit me, we all know that Melissa would leave Joey for richer man. I wonder if Joey would dump Melissa’s butt for a hotter, more secure woman? I’d LMAO if that did happen! That would make RHONJ more interesting Joey leaving Melissa and him marrying someone new. If Joey left Melissa I doubt RHONJ would keep her because she would no longer be Teresa’s Gorga Giudice’s SIL! They could cast the new Mrs. Joey Gorga? Hmmmmm……I really doubt that would happen but it doesn’t hurt to wish……………!
Please don’t call it music.
The one with the 1/2 blonde, 1/2 black is Joei Fox (Santino Nior’s sister — he was the on hooker featured on her I Just Wanna single). She owns a hair salon called Sniptease and the girls that are with them are good friends of hers — the one on the right is Kaitlyn Grady, the one on the left is Jamie McGaga (Jwoww’s hairstylist). So it’s just all the “cool kids” hanging out validating each other’s sexiness.
One Christmas my brother (who is bald) got a can of that hair spray, it looks like a stocking on your head. It was a joke gift. I was wondering why it looks like he has hair in his talking head but he always wears a hat in other scenes, the shaved head is another bald man technique.I wonder if the baldness is natural or from steroids. I have to admit, this is very funny.It will lighten the drama next week!
Children get their hair gene from their mothers. Look at Teresa. Look at their mother. And not for nothing, the little hate monkey has big flabby boob, arms that look like chicken drumsticks, no six pack and the waist of a woman. So I have to vote for steroid over use.
Oh, my. I just watched the First Look again. When TSIL is carrying the hat it appears to have black smudges on the inside as well as the outside. On top of fighting like a drunk girl outside of a bar there are the “mysterious” black smudges. If the little guy hadn’t shown himself to be such an ass on all the shows leading up to this I could almost feel sorry for him. Can’t wait to see how they are going to spin the hair issue. Wonder if this is the reason he has recently been photographed with it buzzed off. It’s one thing to be seen as balding and another to shave it off for fashion. After two plus seasons of these two trying to build themselves up as super, sexy, Angels from God, is it any wonder TSIL seemed more concerned about the hat and those smudges than any possible hurt her man might have suffered.
Speaking of TSIL…she’s bad mouthing Teresa for not helping to break the Joes, while it seemed her only contribution was to claw Juicy’s face. If I were trying to break them up I would be either pulling or or trying to push them apart.
Jac is slated to be on WWHL after the show on Sunday. I wonder why. I’m guessing the episode will include calling Caroline to straighten them all out. Why not have a cast member more directly involved in the events of the episode as a guest.instead of Jac from the sidelines?
The hair loss is going to be Teresa’s fault because she has cause so much stress to them lately then they can play victim again.
Teresa is supposed to be on WWHL at the end of the month – so maybe she will help viewers understand all the cray cray. And I hope the gloves come off and she isn’t overly kind about the scum garbage little hate monkey and his eye gouging, hair pulling face scratching whorga wife.
TSIL? Tranny sister in law?
Ha!Ha! Teresa’s Sister-in-Law! But Tranny works too! 😉
Can this man be more of an embarrassment to himself? He continually out does himself.
Little Miss Karma has been very busy.
Best. Headline. Ever.
Where is the clip of this?
It’s now a blind item on reality tea
I can’t watch the first look on my phone. It says unavailable, so if anyone can post a video or link that would be great. I’m just going by what was written above. Juicy and Rich are asking what the black stuff was, Melissa says black shoe polish. I know, I know, Fame found the product and it’s the stuff for bald guys. However, if MeGo insists that someone else’s black shoe polish got on JoGo, take a look at everyone’s shoes. They are wearing tennis shoes and winter boots. Juicy is wearing black shoes, but I think if he was wearing black shoe polish, he wouldn’t question what the mysterious gunk is. I’ve worked with black/brown shoe polish in the art studio and it can be messy, but if you use it (a lot), it is not hard to recognize. I can just imagine the hardcore (i.e., the Marco sisters) MeGo supporters blaming it on Juicy and his shoes. I can imagine them saying Teresa had black shoe polish on her boots, but she didn’t get into the scuffle. But even with all these explanations (and a little common sense), they’ll defend their precious JoGo and say he isn’t bald. You know if owned it, he could possible get endorsements for it and make the money they are greedy for, but we all know the Marcos don’t own up to anything. But then the next thing we’ll hear, it’s Teresa’s fault for his baldness and not his genes.
The majority of it was on the underside of Juicy’s wrists and forearms where he had a hold on Joey’s head as shown when Juicy and Tre are walking upstairs to the room. IMO they can’t deny much because there it is in Black and well Black.
You’re right Joey could have used it to his advantage but couldn’t own it. I’m surprised he hasn’t pointed to his balding head and told Teresa “Do you see this? This is what you’ve done to me. My hair is falling out because of you!”
I bet, since they read this blog AND the comments, that they will come up with the cockamamie story of him balding because of his sister. Since the season and talking heads have been filmed, it may be brought up during the reunion. Everything is Teresa’s fault. Everything from global warming to JoGo’s balding head. Then it will be wrinkles and grey hair. Then arthritis and bad hips. Teresa is the reason I’m getting old. Excuses, excuses, excuses!
Here is the clip of the black stuff on everyone:
Thanks Ann On a Mouse! I added the video to the article.
Wow, it was all over. I think it was also on Juicy’s face. Knowing it was coming, I laughed at the shoe polish remark. What else is funny is that MeGo complains about Teresa “running away.” Yet, Teresa gets security AND gets Juicy out of the room before another fight breaks out. Melissa attacks Juicy while separating the two (violence does not solve violence), then goes on to vocally berate Teresa, and doesn’t even try to leave with JoGo until Tre is gone. Who is the bigger person? Definitely not MeGo.
And in her TH, Mel says she was wanting T to help seperate their husbands. Good try Mel, we all hear her screeching for T to help Joey Gorga, she didn’t give a crap about Joe Guidice
Which is very obvious, given the beating smackdown she gave Joe’s face. Who’s the two-faced disgusting pig?!
I wonder what Team builder, Steve Ockerbloom’s personality assesment was of the group lol
Maybe along the lines of…”these people are not only bat-shut crazy, but should also be fitted for straight jackets. Pronto.”
lol, the looks on their faces as this all went down around them was priceless!!!
“What dafuuuqqqq did I get myself into” prob floated through their heads a time or two or even 20 as this was happening.
LOL! Steve and Stephanie were in way over their heads!!
Pretty helpless looking pair.
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Couple of things I noticed–Rosie reinjured her and and no one person checked to see how she was.
If Teresa hadn’t talked Juicy down, there would be nothing left of Slo Joe.
As long as Melissa is in the picture, nothing is ever going to change. She’s toxic. Poison and Toxic. What a pair!
Welcome! Great observations – spot on!!!
ITA! 🙂
I agree. Melissa breaks the family. She is liar.
I was wondering all night what that heck that black stuff. For a second I thought Melissa’s black eye shadow she was wearing came off. Why didn’t joey gorga dye his hair black instead of putting black shoe polish? That goes to show u how dumb these two are. Too Hilarious!
Thank you 4 reporting this famewhorgas! And 4 letting us give our opinions for good hardworking honest people, (wonder women) Teresa and joe guidice.
It’s called hair in a can and from what I understand it’s like spray paint for skin. Dying his hair wouldn’t make a difference on his hairline/bald spots. He sprays it on his receding hairline and bald spots so they blend in with his actual hair.
Ooooh. That was a lot of spray paint though, that stuff got on everybody.
I believe (really do not know) this is more than just a coloring. When I see the pictures of the little mean monkey, I think it is more like the Snow in a can stuff.
It isn’t just color, it has fibers in it that build up the more you spray it on, it actually looks like hair but evidently will rub off….
https://www.ronco.com/products/glh/index.html
There is nothing lower or more comical than a man with black shoe polish on his head diving at his brother in laws nuts in a fight. I have never seen anybody do that. After 15 years in pre-k- 6th grade. I have never seen any boy (which is what Joey is a girly-boy) get into a fight and go right for someone’s privates. Who fights like this? The only reason I can think of as to why Joey was trying to get his mouth around Juicy’s privates is if he is a latent homosexual. And there is nothing wrong with that. But own it, Joey. Could the source of all of Joey’s rage be that he is gay? Do you know any straight guys who are strippers? In this day and age with gay marriage and acceptance being part of the national fiber, Joey should be comfortable enough to come out. His kids could have two mommies. I think all of this , “Oh I can’t get enough sex with my wife bullshit” is a cover up. He thinks his parents will be disappointed because he is gay? Hell, no. They already know. Hence the three engagements, the rush to get married, the stripping, the cross-dressing, the tranny water-boarding. It all makes sense to me now. That is my theory and I’m sticking to it. The only surprising part, is that I did not know that his object of true affection was Juicy. That part does take me aback a little, I will confess.
I gave this a thought because Teresa’s brother and Juicy were once good friends but then I thought he is so into himself he wants everyone to worship and adore him. he has no boundaries – I’ll be whatever I need me to be baby just pay attention to me, myself and I.
In all seriousness, I don’t think Josephine is gay and I don’t think TSIL is a lesbian. However, after observing certain behaviors from these two and working with gay and lesbian youth in the past, I do think it is very possible both Josephine and TSIL are bi-sexual. It is a controversial subject, but bi-sexuality is a lot more common than is thought – people just don’t talk about it.
I’m not even sure I think they are bi-sexual. I do remember someone on here saying something about him in high school. I tend to feel like Kimberly above does, they will be whatever it is they need to be at any given moment to get them the attention they so obviously need. And there are zero boundaries. Whatever it takes.
I agree, no boundaries. They are probably asexual but use sex for gain attention.
http://thenarcissisticlife.com/sexual-attitudes-of-a-narcissist-sex-and-the-narcissist/
Sorry, “to” gain attention. 🙂
Thanks for the link. I found something that helped me – Most adults can brush off the behaviors of a narcissist, but children are more vulnerable. A narcissist who commits sexual abuse on a child feels powerful because they feel they can control the victim while thumbing their nose at society and its laws.
I don’t think there is a link to be found anywhere. I’ve been asking around all day long and no one seems to have it.
I was wondering what that black stuff that was on the security guys head when they were able to pull the Joes apart. It would explain why he wear hats all the time on TV. I bet he does spray his hair before he does his talking heads. I’m going to look more closely to his head to see if I can tell if it is spray on hair.
Yes you can tell. Even when hes telling you thats what he does, if you look you can totally tell. May be shoe polish would have been a better fit, seeing it probably wouldnt have rubbed off so easily.. Lol I think TSIL made the story of Juicy hitting on her from Wa wa Joey hitting on juicy, but Tre and Juicy would never say this about wa wa. Gave melho a story tho didnt it? Lol
Breaking news Gorga the Gonad Gobbler strikes again this time with shoe polish… more on this story sunday night at 8. baahahahaha I am at work DYINGGGGG I had to run into the bathroom so I wouldn’t get caught laughing so hard.
I keep reading the post here and find I can’t stop laughing about this. The Midget Nut Biter smears his Spray Hair over everyone. What next from this brain trust?
GOSH JOEY IS LIKE AN ALLY CAT LEAVING HIS MARK WHOEVER HE TOUCHS
YES AND I HAVE LAUGHED TIL IV CRIED ALL DAY,THANK YOU FAME
He is “Gorganizing” people. Thank you cecli, Fame and few others up thread for the laughs.
I am reading randomly and just saw this. I love it.
I’m stumped. (snort)
Gessie – you are, beyond a doubt, gifted!! You know the saying “There are no words”? Well with this whole situation, “There are not enough words”! It is an on-going comedy act with one comedian after the other – funnier than the next. And you are the queen of FW’s Comedy Central.
You and I see eye to eye on Josephine – if anyone is “scum”, it is certainly him- as we have both said before, he is, by far, the worst of this entire bunch and all of this happening now couldn’t happen to a better guy. I am almost, but not quite, ashamed to say I am loving every minute of it.
Now Richie is giving interviews to Mary Jane (can’t stand her) he’s a pig:
http://www.examiner.com/article/rhonj-star-richard-wakile-teases-of-new-battles-and-conflicts-on-new-season
Wakile has been filming the show with his wife Kathy and he reveals that he isn’t as affected by the drama as she is. Of course, his wife is actually the cousin of Teresa Giudice, so she is stressed out about the drama. But Wakile sees the drama as just family issues. And he describes each season like an onion. “You peel it and you find new things. As for the parents, I think things are going to get exposed. Maybe not this season, but down the line. I hope it does,” Wakile reveals in a new interview with the website
Seriously Rich! He describes each season like an onion “You peel it and you find new things” what a moronic lunkhead!
clearly he takes his advice from donkey in shrek. (clearly I have young children)
Will I ever stop laughing?
My new favorite phrase, “moronic lunkhead.”
Thanks Annie!
Haha, I’m going to have to work it into my everyday vocabulary. 🙂
Pippi, I jut hash tagged it on twitter while giving a shout out to fame. 🙂
Sweet!!!
Oh my goodness, it is never ending. gessie, I have the headline you need to do a story.
“Moronic Lunkhead Spreads Magical Black Gunk”.
I’m not going to do a story. I am looking for a twitter handle to torture him with, but every week the material keeps getting richer and richer.
O.K. after a very thorough search of the internet, I can find no stories about man on man penis biting. It is usually a woman that will bite and gnaw at another man’s genitals in an argument. I repeat, nobody does this. Joey is unique. I did find a statement in a psychiatry article saying that someone who bites another man’s testes is usually suffering from unresolved sexual confusion and rage issues. And also mommy issues. (Don’t take it personally Mrs. Gorga that you didn’t put enough jelly with his peanut butter, he’s cray cray).
Not even in prison fights was this considered a normal thing to do in a fight. Joey is a freak. I also tried to research spray on hair causing dementia or rage, but that only seems to be with long term use. Also, could find no link between combining, steroids, whip-its, and spray on hair as a possible cause of his violent attack on Juicy’s testes. So, therfore we can conclude with a fair degree of certainty that joey is just a f***ing pussy who shat himself, then went right for Juicy’s balls. It is unprecedented. Could some of the “black tar” be feces, I wonder? But how did it get out of his pants. Also, people pretty much know what sh** smells like. If he had smeared shite on Juicy (my hero) he wouldn’t be breathing right now. Any psychiatrists out there? I could not find any studies regarding small men with multiple substance abuse problems and spray on hair use flying into a rage. Joey is an original. Somehow we have to make his shame go viral. Since he feels no shame, we must bring shame upon him. Somehow. I haven’t figured it out. I do know one thing. One mans junk is another man’s treasure. That is all that I have learned from this thus far. Other than the fact that Joey should be the laughingstock of the entire country and it is our solemn duty to make it happen. Fame did an excellent job with the title of this article. But our work must continue.
I love your post, Gessie! Great research into spray on hair, poly-substance abuse and rage! We could make a poster showing Joey’s hands/mouth on Juicy’s testicles with a ‘THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY A SKANK! YOU END UP ON STEROIDS, DRUGS, USING SPRAY ON HAIR TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR WOMAN’S HONOR!’. Or, ‘DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! STAY AWAY FROM STEROIDS, DRUGS & SPRAY ON HAIR!’. I do agree that Joey’s behavior shouldn’t be brushed under the rug. He needs to be held responsible for his despicable behavior! A huge lesson can be taught by the pre-fight, fight, and post-fight scene! That scene, to me, is very damaging to the Gorga Jr.’s. It shows verbal abuse, physical abuse, manipulation, lies, delusional behavior, the effects of steroid abuse from the rage to using spray on hair to cover up baldness!
Cee See, it said a lot about his rage when he pushed “his queen” away while he was still enraged.
Also, I haven’t seen anyone comment on Hooker’s bowl legged, gangsta walk while going up to the room. She thinks she’s one bad ass little bitch.
I know, Princess V, about Joey pushing his ‘Queen’! What got me about Joey, too, was when Rosie pulled him off of Juicy’s nut’s and he ran away! He didn’t even make sure his skanky wife was ok!!! All the while, Rosie was rolling around on the floor trying to get up!
I love your description of Melissa’s “Hooker bowl legged, gangsta walk”! Too funny! Melissa thinking she can be the next JLo is a joke! No young crowd is going to idolize Melissa with her obvious child bearing hips after having 3 babies figure! Give it up, Melissa, you delusional bowl legged hookier who walks like a gangsta!!! I love it, Princess V!
I just love you Gessie!
Reading randomly again. I just came across this. gessie you are as master at giving us the truth while being so darn funny.
Oh I get it, one of my (ahem) news stories from Lake George. Perhaps I will find one when I am perusing the internet tonight.
Fame, totally bummed I did not get “quoted”. My first comment on your site and the first about the spray on hair. Oh well, thanks for the great post.
Sorry STLHousewife. I missed that one from you. Just added it! Thanks!
Thanks for the love!
The fight was posted on youtube
At the 2:03 mark TSIL looks at Joey from knees to head and panics – Do you think she knows?
So tiny, yet so feisty!
Stop, stop, stop, you guys are killing me.
Yes! I noticed that too. I cannot wait to hear the explanations. If Andy ignores this it will be beyond blatant favoritism. Expose Targate!
OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!! ANDY MUST!! OH, I just can’t wait!
If Andy doesn’t ask him why he went straight for the gonads, and why everybody was covered in spray on hair, I will never watch Bravo again.
ROFL about “Targate” 😀
Roflmfao and at 130 am my husband is now getting mad but i cant help it… So so so glad i found this website.. Havent laughed so hard in so long. #Targate Gangsta style
if you pause it you can see the pure panic on her face. and the angry monkey finally has his table flip moment. i will never forget the ugly dude who started a fight and left black hair goo all over everyone
@love that’s what I thought too. Shoe Polish Joe finally got his table flipping moment. It will go down in the records as the most humiliating scene in Housewives history. SloJo even gets skid marks on security guys bald head, that sh*t got everywhere!
In addition to his own skid marks in his underwear. No doubt the guy shat himself, which is why they clip shoes him all messed up and then in a clean shirt and pants. He had to go change his underwear, too.
Every time I see everybody questioning Ball Biters tar I bust out laughing.. Gets me every time!
OMG, will my laughter never end.
At about 2:00 Joey gives MeHo a very hard shove to the side. They cut away from that pretty quick!
I noticed that. With everything going on MeHo takes that last sip of alcohol. Who does that. Cheap!
The drink was already paid for so she couldn’t leave even a drop.
He actually shoves her twice in the clip. This is how he treats his Queen. Makes you wonder. If my husband EVER pushed me like that he would be eating HIS meatballs for dinner.
so funny how she says they’re animals after the fight ( ter and joe)..meanwhile her husband started the whole thing by charging juicy
Not only does Testicle Monkey start the fight, but in “breaking up the fight” MeHo claws and slaps at Juicy. I do have a news flash for you MeHo, you didn’t “just become white trash” because you aren’t, because we don’t want you.
Exactly, Alegra – pot meet kettle!
I’m actually going to watch that episode only because of the head paint!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!
You will love it!! I had a second child a few months ago, and needless to say, I peed myself when I watched this!!! So funny!! I watched it 3x. Team Teresa!!!
Congratulations on your new baby.
Congratulations Anonymoous!! That’s wonderful!
if you rewind melissa is going after teresa and has balck crud under her armpit…the same armpit she had over her husbands head………yep, gorga head spray
p.s. it’s when Teresa nad Joe are leaving and Mego is waving her hands and yelling at Teresa when you see the black shoe polish under her armpit
p.s.s. it’s at the 2:23 mark
Did anyone else notice Rich make a gesture, pull his arms back like “yes”, after Joe & Tre leave? Like he thinks they got the best of the Guidices, disgusting pig. He’s as fake and miserable as Melissa, no wonder he likes clinging to the Gorga’s coattails.
@MNKelly I truly despise Rich I wish someone would pull his bottom lip up over his face or throw a Burka on him, he is just every kind of ugly!
Oh that would hurt!!! Owww! Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!!! Maybe that would stop the vitriole that comes out of that vile mouth!
Pulling his bottom lip over his lower teeth would be painful in itself.
BTW the burka comment was simply an image that came to mind I meant absolutely NOTHING racist, and I apologize if taken that way. Sometimes I speak before I think.
That’s not racist in any way, shape or form, Pippi.
So I got my courage up to see the fall out from that dumb burka remark, to my relief there wasn’t any. So I shall now continue reading all the awesome comments! Phew.
LOL Pippi. I do the same thing sometimes when I feel like I might have said something wrong (usually after pulling a Jac and having a drink or two too many and then thinking that getting online is a TERRIFIC idea). Like if you don’t read the fall out right away, maybe it will cease to exist 😀
Burka, a gunney sack, brown paper bag, mask…ANYTHING that would cover that face up. I didn’t see it as racist or offensive either.
OHHH how I actually LOVE that this fight was captured on film. Let’s see how the Gorga’s try to spin this around now!
I bet Melissa is gonna continue to say Teresa ran away from the fight, when she really did the right thing and didn’t lay any finger on ANYONE. Not like little miss shore whore. We saw her slap Juicy twice. That’s caught on film now too yep.
Also, Joey squeezing Juicy’s balls. OHHH how I love that was caught on film as well. We know how Joey Marco fights!
Melissa and Joey Marco are truly disgusting
He wasn’t squeezing, Daniel. He was chewing.
First of all, welcome, welcome, welcome to all of the new posters here!!!! It is great to see and hear all the new voices – Love, love, love it!!!
Secondly, big props to everyone here – without meaning to, this has got to be one of the most hilarious moments in RHONJ history and ALL of the comments you people have posted on this article are GOLD!!!!
I did have a thought though – while working out and “pumping his body up with whatever and however he does it, perhaps Josephine has hydrated with a little too much BLK water?! 😉
OMG! BLK! What pumps in must pump out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOP!
Maybe it was Da BLK water he uses to dye his head? It’s thick enough?
Oh, Jeannie like I said every time I catch my breath if lose it again. My side actually aches.
Our investigative reporter, gessie, must get on this story quickly.
Oh I can imagine – I hope she does!!!!! Go gessie!!!
What did I do?
Ah, you want me to be an investigative reporter. I’m afraid I only have west coast stories. I know nothing about New Jersey. Except that they have the best produce, and their is a midget living there in a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig house to compensate for his small balls and pea sized brain.
fame is the sleuth around here. Who could ever top this headline? Seriously!
Warning! BLK may cause the head to ooze a black tar substance, cause fights, & even may cause person to bite on nuts during the fight. If you know someone experiencing these symptoms please have them seek help immediately.
All of this is just too funny. Love it!
OMG —- to funny!!!
LOL…LOL… Stefanie: I JUST LOVE IT.. LOL..LOL…
Also it makes you bleach your a hole and wax your lips lol
Jacqueline, who waxes their LIPS and bleaches their assholes? What kind of S&M joint do you spend your nights twittering from. Seriously, we are all trying to keep down our lunches.
OMG! I just snorted!
Omg i cant no more lol lol lol lol lol your all fucking killing me!!
That is BRILLIANT!!!! OMG I can’t stop laughing reading through the comments (and I haven’t even seen the video yet), but hands down, this comment just made me ROFL!!!!
Thanks. I don’t express myself well and I make mistakes communicating which is another reason I love Teresa. I have this image now of BLK water and Chia Pet head lol
Seems as though there was a scene in 2 1/2 Men where Alan used “Hair in a Can”….don’t know how to get it on here. I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!!! *,*
Welcome shoebuyer. We ALL love Fame.
This?
YES!!!!! (Do you give lessons?) so funny*.*
Omg !!!! Hahahahehehe!!! Thanks Ann on a mouse, this is soooo funny!! I can’t stop laughing!! 🙂
HEY DRC – Yaayyy, Ijust noticed you finally have your very own gravatar!! It’s pretty – Congratulations! 😉
I have watched the First Look episode several times in slow motion and caught some interesting stuff. TSIL can claim all she wants that she was trying to pull Josephine and Joe apart but that is far from the truth – very far from the truth.
As soon as Joe threw Josephine on the ground, TSIL jumped right in and joined the fray. She proceeded to grab Joe by the ears, pull his hair, box his left ear, grab, scratch and smack at his his face, and gouge her thumb into his eye.
All caught on film – but she will deny it.
Couldn’t help myself. Watched the clip again. As someone above pointed out, around the 2:03 mark TSIL seem almost taken aback by what she is viewing on her husband’s face. At about the 3:23 point you can get a look at the right side of his face. What is she looking at? Does he fill in his stubble? Way back in my disco days there was a guy who would come over to talk to me. It was loud and he’d get close. Every time he left my friend noticed that I would have black smudges on my cheek. It didn’t take long for us to figure out that he was filling in his mustache and whatever he used was flaking off. Wonder if there is a similar situation with Joey’s facial hair. Covering graying maybe? TSIL certainly appears to being noticing something.
Elle – He does cover his graying goatee and mustache. When Josephine and Teresa had it out at the gym, I noticed it was very gray compared to other times when it has been dark. There is this stuff called “Just For Men” that guys use for moustaches and beards.
I don’t think that stuff rubs off though. He should look into it. There you go…he could become their spokesperson.
I haven’t read the blogs or the comments here because I haven’t seen the episode yet. I couldn’t help myself from looking at the comments under Melissa’s blog though (didn’t read her blog and probably never will). OMG! 99% of them are negative!!! FINALLY!!! I’m soaking it up now because with Bravo you never know when the other shoe will drop. I hope and pray they don’t turn around and give Teresa a bad edit again like they always have. Can’t help but be suspicious. I must say though… did anyone watch WWHL when Caroline was on with her brood? Andy was not overly friendly and even looked annoyed now and then. I recorded it by chance and when I found out it was the Manzos I wasn’t going to watch then someone mentioned what I just said. I had to watch and see for myself. It was quite satisfying.
Hope everyone is well. (((((all))))
Tre is getting nailed as well. Not as bad as TSIL but nailed too. I know a lot gave up trying to post, but you never know they might go try.
I am going in jules. I must say I have been successful this season.
Go moma — is that your screenname over there as well?
I am MomaJackie everywhere, except twitter. Over there I am MamaJackie (Cajun French version only because the other one was taken). I use Christian the Lion as my pic. I really do not get personal on the Bravo site and I in the words of Teresa “love, love, love” a lion called Christian’s story.
The Marco minions are trying some damage control. But the comments about Teresa are the same old, same old. Why don’t you admit what you did, blah blah blah. epic fail.
Hope all is well with you too. Bravo WILL let the other shoe drop, just a gut feeling.
I was thinking the same as well, maybe just maybe, Bravo is letting Melissa sink herself. I hope so. On Twitter, people are starting to see right thru her. On the RHONJ facebook page its pro gorga.
@ dcg60 – I’m a bit suspicious too as to how this will turn out.
Hahahahahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing. Hahahahahahaha… So even his hair is fake. LOL well at least now Joey can be happy that he us getting some attention though i don’t know how happy it will make Missy knowing that she is married to the laughing stock of the show… First ball biter and now shoe polish head
WELL JOEY SWITCHED FROM BEING A GORGA TO A MARKO SO MAYBE HES REGRETING GIVING UP HIS HERITIGE AS AN ATALIAN TO AN AFRAICAN AMERICIAN OR INDIAN OR MEXICAN WHAT EVER MEHOS FAMILY IS THAT HE WANTS TO LOOK ITAILIAN.
I DO KNOW TERESA IS CRUSHED,BUT WE ARE PROUD OF HER N HER HUSBAND
AND DONT READ THIS WRONG I LOVE THE AMERICANS ,INDIANS,AN MEXICANS.
and the Jews.
AND THE JEWS.YES.
What is African American. I’m black not african american. African American implies you were born in africa or have recent ancestors from africa.
WELL WELCOME ,BRITNEY,I LOVE ALL PEOPLE,I WANT TO APOLIGIZE IF I HURT YOUR HEART NOT INTENDED AT ALL,
A few more things –
Josephine did grab Joe’s balls. He is a dirty fighter – but wouldn’t expect anything less from him.
As far as the hat goes, During the fight, just before Rosie pulls Josephine away, you can see his head is near Joe’s chest and his hat is missing. If you watch closely it looks like he lost his hat between Joe’s chest and Rich and Melissa grabs it. Josephine falls back along with Rosie and as Melissa goes in for a few more smacks with Joe, the hat is in her hand. Then she runs to Josephine and puts it on him.
All joking aside about the black smudges and hair, it is the dirty fighting that has permanently put him on the bottom rung of my esteem ladder. Many people, myself included, are guilty of a certain amount of pride and vanity. A man tackling another and going straight for his balls is something all together different. Then STIL looked more part of the problem with her clawing than part of the solution. Another dirty fight move, particularly since Spaccone Rich was holding Juicy’s arms back at the time.
STIL to her husband: “We’re white trash now. You understand that?”
Elle – great minds think alike – see my post below! As far as the Gorgas having pride – TSIL admitted it herself on her knees and her husband lost his a long time ago when he allowed his wife to castrate him. Pussy whipped? – uh yeah!
Now?!? Our Little Harlot and the Tar Baby have been living in their marble encrusted double wide for longer that they think….
I love it, Saddle River! Tar baby! :D!
Can we get this straight. There is a difference between grabbing somebody’s balls and inserting them in your mouth. No offense, Jeannie. But I think that distinction is important.
No offense taken, gesssie – at all! I was just pointing out that in the slow motion you can see on the tape Josephine grabbing Joe’s balls. He is guilty as doing both and there is definitely a distinction – sick little piglet that he is. LOL!
Question…did Joey actually “only” grab and pull at Juicy’s balls and Juicy was mistaken or can you actually see on slo-mo that Joey actually bit down there. I could never see that but can certainly understand how a grabbing pulling motion might feel like he was biting.
At the beginning of the fight, you can’t see Josephine actually biting but his head in Joe’s crotch for enough time that he could very well be. Starting around 1:25 you see Josephine’s hand grab Joe’s balls and Joe says “He’s biting my nuts!”. You can see Josephine holding and squeezing them plain as day.
Based solely on the video, we don’t know for sure if Josephine bit Joe’s nuts. But I certainly wouldn’t put it past him one bit and I think he is capable of it. I will believe Juicy over Chia any day of the week, but that’s me personally.
I’m thinking that since Joey Marco didn’t deny it when Juicy Joem said that, then he probably was biting!
Yep!
Thank you for all of the laughs. Ten years have been added to my life.
This is the most I’ve laughed without vodka involvement in a long, long time.
Long time reader, newbie poster. Love this site. Can’t get enough! Most of the time, someone has already covered what I was thinking of posting, so I just keep reading. But today, I came across this and thought you all would enjoy it. Fits in perfectly with todays “topic”. 🙂
http://www.baldcelebrity.com/joe-gorga-hairline-new-jersey
Welcome liltshoe! This. Is. Very. Funny!! And appropriate! Thanks for sharing!! 🙂
I loved the humor throughout this post. Even better was the fact it was posted in 2011. I wouldn’t mind crashing The Bald Master General’s cocktail parties. Sounds like fun. 🙂
Perfect marriage. Lol. Joe Gorga totally pushed/ shoved his wife out of the way. Just like he did at the christening.
The Gorgas have cornered the market with their expertise of projectng and deflecting (to use Jacs’ terminology) ANY responsibility they have for their behavior. Of course, they both turn this around and it is ALLTeresa and Joe’s fault:
Josephine to Joe: You made me be a bum like you!”
TSIL to Josephine: “We’re white trash now! You understand that?!”
Josephine: “Hey guys! That’s when you deal with trash! You understand? Then you gotta become trash!”
Ahhhh – I see the next bunch of Missy’s excuses. Teresa “forced them” to become the trash they are. It’s all Tre’s fault….
The “white trash” entered the door S3 episode 1 and it’s been a downhill slide since. The Wakilies and Gorgas brought the trash to the show. They disgust me.
What was that TSIL and her husband explained the bathroom sink? So much of the cosmetic things they do to cover things up, like his bald spot, reflect the personal issues they try to cover up. I am going to smile everytime someone says Teresa is fake.
If somebody’s hat fell off. I would hand it to them, and they would put it on their head. They clearly had something to hide. The way she ran over to him and plopped it on his head. Lmao. They deserve this sooooo much!
She knew they would be asking what the black stuff was & didn’t want them to see that it came from Josephine’s head. That way they could blame it on something else.
I haven’t seen anybody run that fast since that guy from South Africa with the Bionic legs.
That’s great Gessie…as usual!
I love this blog! I read here all the time but never post because everybody says what I am already thinking. (If only we had “like” buttons.)
However, I am making an exception because I am sincerely concerned for the safety of the Giudice family. I think TSIL and WeeMan are capable of trying to harm them, like seriously harm them. I hope Teresa and her family have exceptional security at all times. I don’t like worrying about such a lovely family being in danger from such evil.
I think Teresa should just write off her brother and his family. There is no hope, and it is just not a good idea to have anything to do with them.
HI, Anastasia! Yeap I worry for them, too. Especially now, since Melissa’s facade is starting to crack! Right now she seems to be blaming, denying and ignoring her blatant lies she’s been caught in. Joey’s rage from having an anger problem to his obvious steroid abuse make him a ticking time bomb! I really don’t think Joey, alone, would do anything. It’s his wife and her manipulation of him that can cause a serious issue!
Mel and Joey Marco better hope that they never live to see one of their sons call Antonia garbage or scum.
Come on jersey … that will never happen as their parents are “angels from God”.
lol
Please post even though others have expressed your thoughts. I was like you in the beginning.
Teresa and her Joe are church going God fearing people. I trust that God will protect them.
Between us, I believe Teresa has already “written off” her brother and his wife, AGAIN!
This post is for “anastasia”, I hit the wrong reply tab.
Yes — please all reading and not posting, we want to hear your thoughts. Ya’ll might have different perspectives and see things differently or get new tidbits you had not thought about.
Moma I don’t know on the writing him off. She loves her brother, I think after this season of blogging seeing the talking heads and the reunion she might. Who can honestly say that in any of their shoes, having to relive “hell” and blog about it that it would not affect relationships that were shaky to begin with? I certainly could not do it and be OK again.
Something totally off topic … but I only had a chance for a quick shower between meetings and decided heck I’ll just pull the hair back and didn’t put any product on (Milania). Big mistake as it feels gross and is frizzy. I love my Milania!
Mzjules, I agree 100% with your love of Milania hair product. I purchased it as a Christmas gift for my mother (sticking with the theme of making Teresa’s products/signings gifts since I have run out of ideas) and we both loved it so much that I ordered more.
This stuff did wonders for my mom’s hair since she was suffering with a shake-n-bake home perm. And I only need a drop to tame my fly-aways. The smell is fabulous. I’ve used a LOT of product because I am forever hunting for that perfect one, but I haven’t bought anything since Milania. I only wish she would come out with a line of gels/mousses/hairspray, etc., for those times that I want to fuss with my boring straight bob.
I hear ya! I have the Milania hair care line and love, love, love it! I also notice a difference if I don’t use it. My hair is now very healthy and all three products smells amazing. I put the argan oil serum on dry skin for added moisture. It is a must-have item. I have one extra bottle of each item so that I don’t run out.
This is kind of off topic but about Jaq. I remember when she congratulated the Milania scientist who created the product for Teresa to use! I think about that when people rave about Milania hair products! Teresa is a smart business woman to be part of a top notch hair product! Jaq was obviously jealous because the product she promotes is BLK! Yuckie!
Cee See, when did she do that and what did she say? So, was she being sarcastic because Teresa isn’t the one that created the product?
I’m trying to find where I read it I’m sure it was a twitter remark but I’m sure it was saved on SH or allaboutrh article. When I read the remark it seemed like a direct dig at Teresa, to me, at least to me. It was worded, like, “Congratulations Jerry on your new Milania hair care product.” When I do find it I’ll post it right here. I’m still laughing at your ‘hooker bowl legged gangsta walk’ Princess V!
I assume she was being sarcastic:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-murro/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-jacqueline-laurita_b_1587249.html
People actually complement me on my hair now that I’ve been using Milania.
Bottom line on this subject. If they were as wealthy as they proclaim to be little mean monkey would have hair transplants or at least be a member the hair club for men. Someone close to me is a member and they do a good job, but it is expensive.
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does joe gorga have have bald spots
joe gorga black polish
shoe polish on joe gorgas head
black shoe polish joe gorga
That’s hilarious!!!!!
Too funny. I have been laughing since 5 p.m. Fame you are the best.
Oh My God! I am dead.
ROFL!
I wonder if he sprayed his hair before fight with JTG?
WOW!!! My favorite -“joe gorga’s black hair in a can”!!
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Bwhaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh the wonders of modern technology. That is too funny
Best. Title. Ever. hahahahahaha!!!
I can’t wait on the explanation for the spray on hair!!! On a more serious note, I feel bad for Teresa and her family. She did the right thing by going to get help, but I know Melissa’s fans will believe her lies and slam Teresa not helping her brother.
Melissa’s fans are the recently released. Do we really care what these walking, drooling idiots think? They are the uneducated and unwashed masses.
Now I wonder if we’ll see a boxing match on Bravo? Think about it…it could happen *.*
I just remembered! The icing on the crap cake was Brother Joe telling TSIL that he would have a separate funeral if his father passed away. His parents must be so proud.
The other thing I had forgotten about was TSIL channeling Natalie Wood by checking her face in the knife during lunch. How original….not.
Hey all hope everyone is doing well. So I was thinking it’s a little off topic but U think tat this whole “being in a better place and getting along” is really just Bravo’s way of tying up the storyline to make changes for next season. I know Andy and the bravo people are awful but I don’t think they would be that moronic to continue the same story line for season 6. Maybe they’re just ending it on a positive note to give the fans that and then change it up for next season. If there is a season 6 I honestly don’t think many of them will be on it. I could see like a NY housewives overhaul. Or maybe I’m just wishing to much lol
I’ve been thinking the same thing….Caro & Jacko’s storylines are so meh, I really think they’re just phoning it in for the paycheck. I think they’re going to wrap this season up in a bow (like store bought sprinkle cookies) and give Tre her own show and then kick the rest of the wives to the curb.
http://static.wetpaint.me/rhnj/ROOT/photos/Joe-Gorgas-Shaved-Head-1373990248.jpg
Look how bald he actually is! HAHA! Looks like a total DICKHEAD!
Excellent James! I will be adding this photo to the article.
Why does he always wear mascara and foundation?
It’s not just for the show anymore, he’s literally wearing make-up everywhere he goes now, so pathetic.
Tar head also wears lip gloss, too! Cologne and deodorant are the only artificial products I like my man to wear!!!
WHERE IS TSILS HAIR LINE .IN MONKEYS PIC ABOVE? WOW!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve always found it odd that there have been so many derogatory comments made in regard to Teresa’s hairline while TSIL has her own problem, just in the opposite direction.
I know! I avoid the websites that call her … derogatory names for her hairline. They are both beautiful women in their own way. I have a friend that has met both (they are Team Gorga, but I’m showing them the light via Fame) and she said “Melissa is gorgeous and sexy and so hot, but she wouldn’t talk to us”. Then she went to a Tre book signing and said “Tre was stunning, gracious and real and that TV did not do her justice”.
I think he actually looks better in that photo than he does on the show or in other photos I’ve seen of him.
First time poster, long time lurker. That picture makes really obvious that he was using spray on hair in the video. There’s no way he could go from what looked like a full carpet of hair on his head in the video to a shiny, shiny head with some stubble on the side in the picture. As vain as he is, you would think he would have invested in some hair plugs or a hair transplant. Instead he went the cheap route.
thats the marcos for you ,,,,cheat in everyway
cheap
I think both words apply.
He’d rather have Rolls Royce lease payments for da bosswoman.
OMG he is offically bald, all that shine means that hair isnt growing back, you can see the stuble on the sides. Why doesn’t he just own it, my dad has been bald for years he just owns it because you can’t change genetics.
I thought that was an uncircumcised penis. Sorry.
I just spit out my food on that comment. Hilarious!
It’s like a competition for who can show off their forehead more….
I’ve officially gone insane!.. I honestly take no pleasure in violence, but melissa and mini joe irritate me like a painful hang nail that you deseperately want to pull off. Seeing Juicy toss Joey put a Mona Lisa type smirk on my face. Now that this other footage of the mysterious black tar has surfaced, I offically Lmao until I spit out the mimosa I was drinking.
So because the whole black tar information brought me such a delightful feeling.. I kept rewatching the video…. and because of the whole black hair spray, and mini Joe’s white shirt.. I kept imagining that Mini Joe was a dominio, and Juicy tossed him against a wall in a feverish game of craps..
And the comments are so funny I am honestly in tears..
But on a serious note.. I just cant understand why anyone would willingly tear their own family up like this just to be rich and famous… How can they sleep at night?! I feel like Melissa and Joey watch a different version of the episodes we see after editing because how in the heck can they blame Teresa for
On them blaming Teresa- it’s called “damage control”.
For every negative scene about Malice or Josephine you’ll see them on talking head trying to change the viewer’s perception of the events.
They’ve been doing this from the second they came on the show with the Christening from hell
I officially have low blood pressure, but when I watch Melissa, Chia pet, Richie and Jaq….I feel like I am going to explode w high BP.
A real man would never go for the balls in a fight! Everyone knows that.
Only a spineless coward fights like that.
I researched it. It is true. Even in prison they don’t fight like that. It is considered the least masculine thing a man can do.
FYI as I just found this out today … I have Dish and record all new episodes of RHONJ and today was going to watch a show and I had 14 minutes from last night for NJ — I thought well that’s weird. DUH it was the extended clip and recorded automatically — woohoo. Now I can obsess over it — LOL
Cool to know, have Dish and pre records, as well.
Lysa Simpson has a couple of good closeup pics of JoeGo’s shaved head, from back in June. I just stumbled on it the other night. It all makes sense now why he shaved his head, and his beloved sister Lysa has been after him for a year to shave it. (What little there must be.)
Get the ho and the bald punk off the show. They are scum.
Glad to know that’s why he shaved his head. Thought he was trying to match TSIL with Jay-Lo by trying to be Pitbull. Haha. Good thing those Gorga’s have gorgeous eyes. He looks better bald!
As for Melissa, TSIL, shut the hell up! You truly are unbelievable.
Love that Teresa and Juicy didn’t fight each other, and instead had some sweet, loving’ time despite the chaos and hurt!
Wait, wait, wait… ISN”T Jennifer Lope’z boy toy bald?
Laughing so hard there is no sound – tears!!!!
Gessie you are so funny! Your posts leave me giggling like a school girl! Thanks!
Thank you for the encouragement, momajackie & msjulesaz. I will try to post more.
Rosie’s version of the fight shows her to be a two-faced liar. Kathy is pathetic. Rich is disgusting.
TSIL and WeeMan are despicable. Jacqueline is a lunatic. The Manzos are boring and bitter.
I am housebound today with a mad case of poison ivy and watched my season 1 & 2 dvd’s. So many fun scenes with the Giudices:
1. Moving into Chateau Juicy
2. Audriana coming home & meeting her sisters
3. The Italy trip—those were some of the best episodes of all the RH franchises, in my opinion
4. Teresa shopping with the 3 girls in the first season. The scene where Milania holds up the cash and says “Yay” is my favorite Milania moment.
5. Teresa and Juicy at a restaurant with the 3 girls acting up is too funny.
TheGiudices really could carry their own show.
The others are vile. I don’t know how Bravo managed to find such a gross collection of people in one place. I hope they recast.
Your are welcome Anastasia! I loved S1 and S2 they weren’t dark and were fun. I didn’t love anyone back then or dislike them. I loved the scenes of Caroline making Christmas dinner in her T-shirt as well. It was fun. Then we get the Gorgas/Marcos and Wakilies — vile people. It ruined the show. 😦
Remember those old shows where the hunted house would have a dark menacing cloud over the house. That’s how I feel about this show now. A dark menacing cloud came over the show once the Gorgas & Wakilies came on the show and sucked Caroline and Jacqueline further into the dark side. TSIL and Kathy along with their sidekicks have done damage to this show.
Thank you for this lovely trip down memory lane anastasia! And I really hope you can clear up that poison ivy soon – so awfully uncomfortable! I’m sure you are trying all of the remedies out there – good luck!!!
Well, I finally grabbed some balls and watched Sunday’s episode. And although I already knew what was going to happen, hearing it for myself…I’m just so disgusted!
BaldyNoNads & TSIL want Teresa to apologize for shit she didn’t do? NoNads is right, if you’re wrong apologize and that ends it. However, with this bunch, it seems that even if you’re not wrong, if I believe YOU are wrong, you still have to apologize? Get a clue. They just want to be able to say that the RUMORS they’re hearing about Tre supposedly doing shit to hurt them are true. And even then, I don’t believe they’ll forgive her. They’ll just keep throwing that in her face.
Tre’s right, TB believes strangers over her. Why won’t he own that? Why didn’t they ‘bring it out?’ Because they couldn’t. They have no proof whatsoever that Teresa’s behind anything ‘bad happening to them.’
And them getting on her for mentioning Wacko? I agree, Tre shouldn’t have mentioned Wacko’s tweet right from the gate (it only gave them something else to trash her for), but again, they’re the ones who brought up Wacko. And later, the fucking teambuilder asked their opinion about Wacko not being there. What? Teresa’s still not supposed to give her point of view on that situation? Like Tre said, they’re there to discuss what happened. Kathy’s the one who said that Wacko was a part of their lives, so why can’t Teresa discuss her involvement?
NoNads right off the bat saying no, Tre and TSIL not getting along is not the issue. Really? I’ve seen from day one that the discord between TSIL and Tre is exactly the reason he’s not speaking to his sister. How can he manage to say in almost every episode that his sister needs to respect his wife and then say, well, no, that’s not the reason I’m angry with you. Which is it, NoNads?
Ugh! All I’m gonna say is this. If the way the retreat ends is that Teresa just caves in and apologizes, it’s gonna be really hard for me to watch the rest of this season.
I can’t go to fix phone until tomorrow, it got singed in heat, so sorry if this shows up somewhere else.
I was replying to @gessiewtf with how she wants to be violent for first time ever with Melissa and chia pet. The screen went black. May have shown somewhere.
Anywhoo, @Fames pic of Joey, sorry, chia pet and TSIL, now that he’s bald, and Teresa gets made fun of for a short forehead, can you imagine Melissa in 30 years. She and Chia should both cut their losses. Both will be bald. Holy forehead, TSIL!
does TSIL MEAN THE SISTER IN LAW?
Yes, Teresa’s sister in law= Melissa
#baldynonads. I LOVE IT!!
Thank you!
The other thing that bothered me about this episode is that everytime the teambuilder tried to interject, NoNads kept shutting him down. I, for one, really wanted to see how this guy was going to calm things down. But NoNads wouldn’t let him. This is why therapy didn’t work. He went 1 time, didn’t like that the therapist didn’t just say that his sister was wrong and he was right, and decided not to go again. Hello! Therapy is an ongoing thing. It’s not like going to a physician, getting the diagnosis, and filing the script. Go a few more times and then say, ‘it didn’t work.’ Moron!
I agree. He is a disrespectful, uneducated, by his own choice, and steroids, makes him the poster child for irreverence!
None of it is for Teresa. He is doing all of it for the appearance that he wants to mend their relationship. First off, he was not expecting Teresa to agree to therapy which shut down his figure pointing blame game. He was probably not expecting the therapist to suggest a solution – family visits. He has an ego to protect. People like this do not like people telling them like it is.
His support system will crumble because he will surround himself with people who feed his ego. Eventually they will grow tired of it. His father told him like it is – He is selfish,- he is a whiny cry baby, and he needs to step up and act like a man.
You are so right on about tar head surrounding himself with people who feed his ego! That seems to be a big problem for his wife, too! Together they live an a delusional world where Tre and Juicy are the jealous spawn of the devil and their loved by millions! Richie seems to feed their ego’s, too. I find myself getting so ticked when Richie voices his opinions, like he’s speaking from knowledge and truth! I did find humor at the end of the video when Juicy left and tar head inched his way to the french door with security holding him back. Like tar head was contemplating on running after Juicy to give him another a– beating!!! Yeah right! Anyway, Richie was trying to be the man and talk some sense into Joey by telling him, “You got him, ok? You got him!”. That made me mad, at first, then I had to laugh because of how stupid Richie sounded! LIar liar liar! Tar head got a hold of Juicy’s testicles and got his butt whooped by Juicy that’s all he got from him!
Juicy got a big smile on his face when they were leaving and he was telling Teresa about TSIL scratching his face. He knew it was on film. Family attacking him and trying to restrain him. He held his ground and took them all on. What a man!
Love this site!!!! Read it everyday but have never posted as people have already posted what I was thinking. A couple of things I noticed that no one has said yet, did you see Josephine get knocked out of his shoes (literally) when Juicy Joe threw him against the wall? Lol. Another thing, I heard Kathy state that “he didn’t even do anything “I wonder if she is referring to Juicy Joe and finally seeing the light that theMeho whore and her midget are toxic? And how pissed was Rosie when Josephine knocked her over. I cannot stand Melissa (huge part is she is exactly like my SIL) I wish Teresa would finally snap on the bitch and put her in her place!
Yes, I saw his shoes flying off and his leg knocking his wife towards the wall. I think Kathy was refering to Juicy not doing anything, meaning he was attacked for no reason. Teresa’s brother no doubt was preparing himself for a fight when Rich commented about moving back. It just made him look bad right off the bat when he charged because Juicy told him to apologize. He probably was angry after Kathy told him that was not right when he called Teresa scum.
Everyone always says that Melissa and Joe Gorga are the victims, and they say that they don’t trash talk or do anything wrong, but in the above clip of just over 5 minutes, I counted the insults and who said them.
It starts with Melissa calling Teresa, “poison”, and then Joe Gorga proceeds to calling his sister, “scum”, three times after that. Teresa walks out, and Joe Gorga tells the team builder that Teresa is “his enemy”. Joe Giudice tells Gorga to apologize, and Gorga immediately charges him, starting the fight. Melissa says during the melee, that Gorga didn’t do anything, he was trying to help, meanwhile hitting Joe Giudice, scratching his face, and pulling his hair.
After the two are pulled apart (after Teresa brings in security), Gorga calls Giudice, a mother f*cker, and tells him he will beat the f*ck out of him. Giudice tells him to come on, and he’ll take one shot and Gorga will go down, and tells him to come on and suck it, as he was biting his balls. Melissa attacks Teresa verbally, calling her disgusting and a disgusting pig three times because Teresa went to get help instead of helping her brother. If four people were trying to pull them apart and couldn’t, Teresa did the right thing in getting help because then they were separated. Melissa continues to say that Joe Gorga didn’t do anything (except insult his sister and charge Joe Giudice). Gorga tells Juicy that he made him become a “bum” like him. Teresa pleads with her husband and physically pulls him out of the room. As they leave, Juicy tells Teresa that the “bitch” (Melissa), was scratching his face. Teresa says that she wanted to punch f*cking Melissa in the face (so did I) for expecting her to break up the fight.
Downstairs, Gorga continues to call the Giudices, “f*cking scumbags, trash, and Melissa calls them disgusting animals and Teresa did like the “devil” would do. Rich Wakile tells Gorga, don’t worry, “you got him”, “you got him”…hilarious if that is what he thinks.
My point is this: for people who never do anything to start anything or trash talk and would like to place all the blame on the Giudices, I counted 15 names that the Gorgas called Joe and Teresa in this five minute tape, and charging Joe Giudice, thus starting the altercation. In the same tape, Joe Giudice called Melissa a bitch one time, and Teresa said “f*cking Melissa”, one time (although Teresa did tell Melissa to shut up 2-3 times when she was blaming Teresa for not breaking them up (which anyone would have done and then some). The tape clearly shows who the disgusting animals and disgusting pigs are. When Melissa said “now we are white trash”, truer words were never spoken. There is no question who is to blame, and who is truly the villains–the tape showed it all.
I know and what kills me is earlier today on the Bravo Teresa blog is that people are saying all Teresa has to do is apologize — for what??????? They need to apologize to her for coming on the show to take her down.
Exactly, mzjulesaz!! – Exactly!
In Teresa’s words “Prove me wrong!”
The rest of the cast mates can’t. There are never specifics – always generalities or lame, petty reasons like a “cookbook” comment or “sprinkle cookies” or “my mom’s recipes”. There is NEVER anything that is of the magnitude of what the rest of this cast has said and done to Teresa TENFOLD.
It is frustrating and infuriating – and that is what has brought us all here to FW.
Oh you have no idea how much it bugs me when I read comments like “All Teresa has to do is say sorry”, “All Melissa wants is for Teresa to apologize”…but as usual no one can exactly say apologize for what??
This sums it up – I’m sorry I tell it like it is and hurt your inflated ego
Kimberly, ahhh…wouldn’t that be great if T said something like that. Little piss ants.
Isolde – as always, you are spot on! 🙂
I am very interested to read TSIL’s blog this week after Sunday’s episode airs to see how she either spins all of this or ignores it.
I want to hear her explanation of how Joe’s face was such a mess afterwards – it’s all on tape and it is mostly all of because of her. She wasn’t helping to break them up; she participated FULL ON!
I know the Marco camp is reading all this – there is no way you can refute what was caught on tape and aired. And there is nothing to excuse – nothing – what TSIL did. That clearly was NOT trying to pull a fight apart. She may say something in general as she has said before “I’m not proud of some of the things I have said/done. . .” or “I’m not perfect”. Then she will add the classic rebuttal begining with the word “BUT. . . ”
She owes Joe a flat out apology for what she did to him. I won’t hold my breath.
Did you see how she ran and put the hat back on Joey’s head, of course it’s hair spray..but they are trying to say its shoe polish or something they are pathetic
The shoe polish comment is even more hilarious as NONE OF THEM are wearing shoes that require polish. Joe Gorga is wearing sneakers. I think Guidice might have timberlands on. Richie is wearing some brown shoes. Melissa & Kathy have on suede boots and teresa is wearing leather boots. None of these are shoes require shoe polish.
And that thing he throws on the floor. It’s his microphone pack.
Look at how pitch black his hair is in his TH. And take a look at where the hairline appears to be with the “paint job” verses where it actually is in the recent pictures where he is shaved. There is no shame in loosing hair – a short cut can actually be flattering. But loosing it because of steroid use is pathetic and trying to use something as weird as spray hair is just sad. Given the Midget’s obvious anger issues, his insecurities, denial of reality – it’s clear he needs major psychotherapy. Being married to that Gold-digging slut doesn’t help matters one bit.
Saddle_River LOL at the “paint job” to funny!!!
O/T but it’s only 9:20 pm where I am and the time on my comment says 12:19 am???
As hilarious as the ‘shoe polish’ is, can we point out that each time there has been a physical altercation or fight, Joey Gorga has started them? He is the one that ruined his own sons Christening and then came at Juicy this last episode…I think people need to rethink who really is toxic in this relationship.
I agree with you. You notice that each time he stared these fights it was after he called his sister garbage and scum. Juicy says something and it’s like Josephine sees red instantly and attacks. Each time it was because Juicy was defending Teresa. Each time that Josephine has instigated these fights alcohol was involved. I believe with the steroids use and alcohol use that he needs as much help as Jacqueline does.
It is not a MYTH JERSEY DEVIL aka MELISSA GORGA
I swear it looks like her, the picture in the link below is bad looking but google images have some GREAT ONES and the likeness is cany
Some Jersey residents say they have spotted a Jersey Devil, I believe them MELISSA GORGA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
DEAR ROSIE !
watch this episode closely, play it again and again and please bo so kind to understand that the one who charged was Joe Gorga. Please be so kind to understand that the second aggressor was Melissa Gorga who was scratching and attacking Joe Giudice instead of moving Joe Gorga away like u were trying to do and after that Melissa Gorga was the one who wanted to physically attack Teresa and u dear Rosie were between the two of them trying to stop Melissa.
Rosie be fair and remember that because these are the facts and these are the people u’re dealing with. Now u know what happened. Everyone knows.
Yours sincerely
lemonmarabou
lemonmarabou – I always love your insight and your comments with this open letter to Rosie in particular being spot on.
oooh:) thank u 🙂 that’s so nice:)
Rosie never got to see Gorga charge. She was still walking to the door. She walked into the fight after seeing Guidice pissed off head inside to insist on an apology. I don’t fault her for not knowing what happened and coming to assumptions. We all do that. There’s a reason there are three sides to every story. One party, the second party and the truth. In this case it was MULTIPLE parties but thanks to rolling film footage, we all see the truth now.
Also, looks like Rosie may have gotten her hand hurt in the scuffle. She keeps rubbing it afterwards.
ype never got to see but after that in the room with Richie and Kathy she said that Juicy charged and that’s what pi*** me off
You are right – It is on the coming attractions airing on Bravo for Sunday night’s episode.
But Katfish and Liver lips WERE there when TSIL’s husband charged at Juicy….. and they didn’t correct Rosie’s observation.
Hate so much that I am as gullible as I am. I was actually beginning to believe that Kat was starting to change……..puh, clearly not.
I think Richie knew he was on the losing end of the fight and didn’t like that thought. So, he was trying to justify his part in the fight by listening to what Rosie’s view was. With Rosie assuming Juicy charged after Joey it would make Richie feel better that he was the one trying to hold Juicy back! BUT, with the video we see Richie trying to hold Juicy back like a punching bag for Joey and Melissa! I think (and hope) that Richie was at first trying to break up the fight, not be a part of it! Instead Richie ended up helping Joey gang up on Juicy! I don’t blame Juicy for biting them he was defending himself! The way Melissa, Joey and Richie yelled at the Giudice’s after they ganged up on them was disgusting, repulsive, unfair all words that pertain to being “coward” are what that gang of trash are! Gosh, Tar head insults Tre, charges her husband after he demands an apology, then tar head gets his ass handed to him, then he lets his skanky wife blame his sister for his behavior???? What is wrong with them? Yet, Tre and Juicy are told to apologize? Their the ones who were attacked before the fight and after the fight? These guys need their egos popped because you can’t treat people like that! I hope most of the viewers are just as repulsed as I am by their disgusting, unfair behavior towards Tre and Juicy!
I haven’t seen that…or if I did, I don’t remember. Juicy DID charge in there but didn’t charge at Joey…didn’t he stop and point his finger and tell him to apologize. There is a big difference him charging in there and him charging at Joey. Rosie would have only seen Juicy charging in there though, to be fair. Hopefully after being about to further evaluate it, she will admit that was an incorrect statement.
Oh, great. I can just see it now. Team BaldyNoNads’ excuse will be that it looked as though Juicy was physically coming after Tarhead and that’s why Tarhead ran at him…in self-defense.
Of course…would we expect any less?
Isolde: I wish you would post your comment to bravotv.com somewhere, because you really nailed it here. Fifteen slurs! And this is just one short clip! These facts you posted are irrefutable! Proof for all those misguided children who are led on by delusion, celebrity, and lies. Straight from the mouths of Wee ChiaJoey and his Trailer Trash Wifey.
No one is buying TSIL’s sh!t sandwich, nor the crap chaser her wee little chiajoey serves up.
Messy should have read the fine print on Wee ChiaJoey’s backside on their honeymoon (in the best little trailer park money can buy, no doubt!):
WARNINGS: Do Not Use BlkWater When Watering Your Wee Chia Pet Joey. This will cause ‘roid rages, delusions of grandeur, and worst of all, black, oily residue to appear when your Chia Pet is touched. This oily black residue is toxic, and could severely damage your ability to grow vertically, think clearly, or mature emotionally past the age of 7. Your Wee ChiaJoey is delicate, fragile, and will need constant attention.
BE ADVISED:
If your Wee ChiaJoey begins spouting, “I’m a man!”, “I’m a man!”, “I’m a man!” repeatedly, as if it just dawned on him, immediately shave his head and Do Not Let It Regrow.
You may return your Wee ChiaJoey in it’s original container (the pirate earring is yours to keep!) for a full refund within 90 days from purchase date. After that, please call 1-800-LYINGB!TCH for service.
(Not available in AK, HI, or Puerto Rico. Void where prohibited. Wee ChiaJoey, as well as our other fine products, such as Fugly “Liver-Lips” or “Retchy Ritchy” ChiaWakile, Nasty “Mid-Life Crisis” ChiaCaroline, her charming offspring “Idle” AlbieChia, “SoGay” ChiaChris, and “What’s Her Name” ChiaSomeone, which comes with its own lap band for hours of snappy fun, are all owned by Bravo TV and Sirens Media.)
Love your Ad Kali!!! 🙂
Smh, lol – this is on my list of funniest FW posts ever! 🙂
OH.MY.GOD. Someone NEEDS to make this into one of those infomercial commercials, and then buy airtime during RHONJ. I just gave myself an asthma attack laughing at this!!!
Hilarious!!!!!!
Posted a brief one on Bravo but pointed out the facts of who insults and trash talks, and who should be apologizing. I did it under another name, so let’s see if it posts or not. Like Jeannie said, let’s see how they spin it in next week’s blog,
Kali:
Oh Lord! I……AM……ROLLING!!!!! Absolutely the BEST advertisement I have EVER read!! (In my best Ace Ventura voice)”Collect the whole set!”
Stupidity and steroids is NOT a good combination!
I wish I could respond to each and every one of these comments – this particular thread has been AWESOME with the wit, humor and all of the new first time posters speaking up! If I have missed welcoming any of you personally, here is a Big Hello and Welcome to you!
Of course, Josephine and TSIL handed over the subject matter on a silver plate and deserve every bit of what they are getting and then some. I, for one, hope there is more “then some” for all the mess they have created and dragged Teresa through these past few years with no accountability or taking responsibility whatsoever – exactly what they ridiculously accuse her of.
I am so glad Teresa says in her blog she won’t apologize for something she didn’t do.
GOOD FOR HER!!!!!
How many times have we all done that just to make peace and move on? I know I have but there comes a time when enough is enough and the accusations these two keep hurling at her, while ridiculous, are seriously hurtful and I don’t blame Teresa for standing her ground. It is about time and I really hope she sticks with it.
Speaking of hair dye, I am off for a relaxing hair appointment. I know my dye job doesn’t rub off!
I was just thinking – wonder how many pillowcases Josephine goes through? Ugh!! See you all later!!
Love Italian Style – in the Helpful Hints Section:
Make sure your man wears a shower cap to bed nightly.
LOL Jeannie!
He probably goes through as many pillowcases as the Harlot went though men at Lookers…
He has no pillow cases, the wifey makes him sleep in the bathtub. For one, he fits and for the other, she don’t have to worry about waking up with the black smudge look and bed head lol
Best line of the season so far: when, with everyone covered in “black shit,” Melissa says to Poison:
“We’re white trash now! You understand that?!”
Mark my words, as soon as the RHONJ train leaves the station, Meho will be filing for divorce with a new sugar daddy in the wings……..
The joke will be on Messy. The Midget will probably sue her for alimony. All he seems to do for a living at this point is hang out in the gym and pose on the red carpet holding the bitch’s purse.
This tramp takes every opportunity to blame Teresa, now she’s blaming Teresa saying she didn’t break them up from fighting. The girl went and got security, she’s even putting poison in her pathetic husbands ear even though he’s the one at fault…that trash box needs to be off of the show she and her husband
Whenever they say that Teresa should apologize for whatever BS that they make up, I go straight back to the day of the christening and how my blood ran cold when I watched a brother call his sister GARBAGE. That Little Over-sexualized Creep has never once apologized for calling her that name on National TV! I also feel bad for Joe Giudice. You just KNOW that Teresa stops him for what he really wants to do to the Little Hate Monkey because it’s her brother. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place just like Teresa. She just wants to keep it together for her parents. She wants her entire family to be intact. Meanwhile, Joey could give two shits about his family and everything he says and does proves it.
Of course he’s being manipulated by Melissa. And although I think he’s kinda dumb and doubt his ability to read, I really think it all boils down to those 3 kids. $10 says that custody and child support has come up in any arguments they may have. She will give him a hard time in court and visitations, etc., will be a nightmare. She will drag his family through it too. Joey Gorga is easy to manipulate. Melissa doesn’t want to work for anything. Another man with money will be too hard to find and even worse, too hard to manipulate. That’s why the Marco’s love their little mush-brained man. They can tell him anything and he believes it.
Meanwhile, nobody mentions that when it comes to apologies it should begin with the man who said the words, “Garbage” when talking about his sister. You gotta start at the beginning. And it began with them sneaking onto a show that she was the break-out star of instead of finding a show of their own (as if) and the first punch was thrown by Joey “My Sister is Garbage” Gorga.
PS: Does anybody know where in Pennsylvania I can find Fabellini?
We know one thing is for sure, she’ll have to stay married until her book is published…..no turning back now little girl.
I have been looking for Fabellini, too, in Pennslyvania. Can’t find it anywhere.
best view of his hair post shaving I found online and this is 1.5 years ago.
wow wow wow ….. who remembers THE BALD GUY Angelo from Posche Fashion Show and infamous strippergate? Well, wasnt Melissa the one who showed so much disgust ? Wasn’t the bald guy creepy , ugly and disgusting? Even the episode was tittled ” A BALD canary sings”..
And now your husband is bald ! Poor gorilla Joe with wife that doesn’t accept his looks and feels so much disgust !
btw watching Joe, Melissa and the rest of the evil bunch during ” Shutting down the gossips ” I see gorilla Joe wearing WIG !!!That’s why he’s not wearing a hat in the pub ! yep yep yep ..
TSIL’s Saddam Hussein comment was probably the single stupidest thing she could’ve ever said. How do you compare your SIL who might’ve or might NOT have called you a stripper to a man who is responsible for one of the most horrific genocides in the world. She should be ashamed of herself, there are millions of people who have died under this man. As the wife of an American soldier who has been to Iraq, I also take great offense, millions of Americans have also died trying to help the people of Iraq. I am livid with her comment, I wonder if Richie will say anything -him being middle eastern- or most importantly if Andy will say anything about this. If Bravo lets this slide, they will hear a world of hurt from me cause I am not having it! An incredible number of people died because of their religious belief, government affiliations etc and this b*&^ wants to compare that to being called a cheater. This goes beyond her and her stupid housewife drama, she is ridiculous and I hope all Kurds, people from Iraq, military families and groups of individuals who have been persecuted because of their religion, gender, knowledge, sexual preferences etc -take offense and let her know. TSIL, YOUR LITTLE RICH GIRL PROBLEMS ARE NOT IMPORTANT! I truly have a deep dislike towards these people. I bet you that they are going to blow up Juicy’s autism comment -even though he was right- and won’t say anything about Mel’s comment at the reunion…put money on it….
Although I agree that she shouldn’t have mentioned Saddam, her point wasn’t comparison to him. Her point was clearly even a horrible man has siblings and because they’re family doesn’t mean they should accept that he’s not a bad person. It was a stupid thing to say and said terribly and I ABHOR Melissa, but that comment is not to me as offensive as Joey saying he’d hold a separate funeral for his dad without his sister.
I guess, but I feel like shes trying to compare Tre’s “actions” to Saddam’s by saying “he’s somebody’s brother too, doesn’t mean he’s a good person”
But I totally get what you were saying. I didn’t see it like the way I posted in my comment until I saw the comparison on another website and it made my blood boil.
I’ll see your five and raise you ten on that one!
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Your husband’s service is appreciated as well as the sacrifices of their families. ITA with your comment, not only was her comment ignorant bu t it was insensitive to those that selfishly serve in the military and to those that have suffered under a tyrant. Now that comment, Melissa, make you a disgusting pig.
thanks confused! You’d be surprised how many people have negative things to say about my husband being in the military, I am grateful for his sacrifices, the sacrifices of others in the military, as well as I am grateful for the people that appreciate it!
I dont think Mel even knows about Saddam Hussein. She is just that stupid.
I too appreciate what your husband and all our service men and women and their families sacrifice for all of us.
I’m not surprised about the negative comments you receive though. I think a lot of people are ignorant and blame our service men and women for decisions that come from our government. Doesn’t make it right and I don’t agree with it…just saying when you hear that kind of stuff, realize there is an awful lot of ignorance out there.
You don’t say if your husband is deployed now, but if so, I hope for a safe return. And, Rachel, thank you as well for being what sounds like a strong military wife. I’ not sure how I would handle my husband, son, or daughter being gone for months fighting under the direction of our government for citizens that, regardless of how they feel about the war, cannot appreciate the sacrifices you all make.
Thanks princessvodka. My husband is very grateful for living in a free country and will do whatever it takes to keep it that way for our children and their children and so on. He loves his country and his people and to him its not a sacrifice but a way to show how grateful he is. Thank you for your kind words, he is not deployed right now but he did re-enlist this month and we know deployment is coming so its just a matter of waiting. I try to be strong and cannot even tell you how hard it is to be alone when they are gone..my cousin’s husband is also in the service and this is the first time she has been alone since they had their baby and she is going nuts, she is lucky because she lives close to our family whereas I am 10 hour away from home. Thank you so much for your kind words, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate it!
Of course she is. She doesn’t even know the difference between content and context/concept.
exactly, I feel like Bravo has not standards and will put just about anything on tv for ratings. I wish Vicky was in NJ so she can tell them how stupid they all are lol
People have negative things to say about your husband risking his life and sacrificing his time with his family? I do not even know what to say about that. I am very grateful, to him for working so hard to keep me and my children living in a free country, and I am grateful to you for sacrificing your time with him so he can do that. I would never have the strength and courage to be a soldier. So, you tell him I think he is amazing and only a real jerk would think differently.
I agree! Worse comparison to make ever. TSIL just wants to make Teresa the most horrible person ever & I don’t think she cares who she compares her to.
Just wanted to let y’all know I have watched the clip over and over and over and over since It came out about the hair polish or whatever and still can’t get enough of it and think it is funnier and funnier each time. I just cannot wait to see if this is addressed in hooker’s blog, on WWHL, at the reunion, or anywhere by any of them or Andy. I wish Jeff Lewis was the guest this Sunday…you KNOW he’d have something to say about it.
Love Jeff Lewis Have a great weekend everyone. I’m on my way up north to visit my hubby for a few days. He is working out of town, again.
Did someone post that the Midget wet himself during the fight? I thought I read that and now can’t find it.
I saw it on one of the other sites … but I’ve rewatched and am not seeing it
I read that too. But I don’t see the evidence in the footage.
Notice how when Messy states in her TH that she didn’t know what the “black stuff” was her eye are pointing down and to the side — a clear sign that she’s lied.
I grew up with 3 brothers in a neighborhood full of surrogate brothers and can tell you that at no time should a woman EVERY intervene in a fight between men. That is, unless you want to risk getting hurt.
For Dee, my husband started loosing his hair in his mid twenties and my nephews started loosing theirs in their late teens and early twenties. There is nothing wrong with baldness, if fact I think it’s kinda sexy. So to me, the issue isn’t that someone (ahem, dumb and dumber) was trying to cover their bald spots, it’s that they didn’t own it.
ITA!!!
That’s what happens when your juice up with Droids…
Do any of you even stop and think that Melissa’s kids can actually come across your terrible words. please have some respect for her kids. It doesn’t take much for Antonia or Joey to log on this site and read all your poison
Question: have you made the same statement towards the people that slam Teresa & Juicy? Because the same thing can be said about THEIR kids! And to be honest…..Mel LYING to everyone, & telling them that Tre called Antonia “ugly” is FAR worse for Antonia to read, then the things absolute strangers are saying about their parents……just my opinion.
ksi2id2tx – and a GREAT opinion it is!!
Teresa’s detractors have had absolutely no problem saying abhorrent things about her daughters and while that does not make it right to play tit for tat, it is a reality.
If the Gorga kids are even aware of this site, let alone have the ability to log on, then their parents are not doing their job and are to blame. As far as all of the parents’ dirty laundry coming out, they should have thought of their children first and the possible repercussions, as most good parents do, before they selfishly made the decision to come on the show. No one is to blame but themselves.
Please say Hi to Liz_Ruzi and give our regards to goldie too!
Leesa, we have never said anything worse than what TSIL and Joey Marco have said. On camera. Repeatedly. I would never use some of the words those twisted psychos use every week.
I WANT TO SEE US MAGAZINE DO A STORY ON JOEY BABIES BLACK HAIR POLISH
THAT WOULD REALLY BE FUNNY….MOSTLY BECAUSE US MAGAZINE AND MELISSA ARE IN BED TODAY ON STORIES…OR MAYBE THEY REALLY ARE IN BED TOGETHER….lol WE KNOW SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAME……..ANYTHING!!
I don’t know if anyone posted about this before, but in watching the last episode when TSIL confronted Kim D at the bar. She said something like, “First I am stripper, Now I am a cheater, and next I’m going to murder all of your kids.” and she was pointing to Kathy and Wacko. She made some ridiciulous smirk and looked like she was so proud of herself for having come up with such a witty comeback to the stupid notion that Teresa accuses her falsely. That comment flaborgasted me. If anyone even remotely joked about killing someone’s child, they are the absolute scum of the earth and I would never associate with them again. That’s just not funny. You get arrested in an airport if you say the word “bomb” even if you are simply telling a story or reading an article out loud. And she jokes about killing babies and no one called her out on it. Disgusting!
I agree, that comment was in the poorest of taste. There are some things in this world that you just don’t joke about.
All the while…. Does anyone NOT think Melissa was a stripper? Is she still keeping that up? Even after the episode where she was stripping for Joey….She clearly had experience.
Oh, I think she is a cheater too.
Bet people who knew Casey Anthony thought she could ever be a murderer.
It’s true, she thinks she’s oh so witty! She’s worse than white trash.
Whether or not the Shore Whore becomes a murderer, she at least should get her timeline in the correct order. I think it goes: Lesbian / Shoplifter / Cheater / Stripper / Gorgon Bride / Cheater (again)
lol 🙂
don’t forget at some point she was also “head polisher”(wow, that could be taken several different ways…just sayin’)*.*
I don’t find Melissa the least bit funny when she tries to tell a joke! She’s an embarrassment! Like when she was making fun of Richie crawling I thought she was trying to hard. Or, on the bus ride to Lake George and Rosie brought up Dr. V and nasty Melissa said, “Dr. Vajayjay, hahaha!”. There were other scenes where she tries to be funnny and she just isn’t! That’s one of her naricisstic personality disorder characteristic’s she has!
Cee-See omg when TSIL was dragging herself on the floor like that, she reminded me of a dog I once saw dragging it’s butt around the ground with it’s front legs!. Just ew and gross.
Interesting observation
Loving all the comments on here…haven’t been able to stop laughing! lol
I wonder if Andy will address Joey shoving Melissa aside during/after the fight. I hope he does. If it was Juicy who had done that to Teresa, everyone would be commenting on how he’s violent and abusive and Teresa should divorce him.
These comments are entirely spot on. I hope Josephine enjoys them. Love, love, love the Chia product description. Too funny. I found a review for this hair in a can stuff.
“Using this product can be compared to spraying heavy shoe polish to your head. It is disgusting and heavy. It doesn’t dry. Honestly the worst hair loss/hair color product (to disguise hairloss) I’ve ever used.”
Fame: The Hughs(?) Center. net clip that was on an earlier post…Ballbitter and Dicklicker are endorsing hair plugs for men????/ Thoughts???
Too funny, they “don’t wanna be chunky, bald or wrinkled”. All joking aside after this incident, but these two promoting appearance enhancing procedures, unbelievable.
Wasn’t that Kathy reading the closing? OMG -Unbelievable
Yes that IS Kathy. OMG, they are all too dumb to realize the joke is on them.
Teresa just LOVE AND LIGHT darling!!
Unbelievable is definitely the word for it. I’d see that and make it a point to stay away from that place. Ick.
I DO wonder why they haven’t done Joey’s hair though.
Man boobs? That explains a lot. For both of them. Although Liver lips went for the c cup.
OMG!!! Is this place insane? Using a balding, steroid-addled Midget is not the best way to promote your business. If I had never seen the Housewives show and saw that ad, I would laugh myself senseless myself thinking that people would go to that place if those two were showing off the handiwork of the doctor…
Lol – maybe they’re representing the “before” pics.
I laughed when JoGo said hair restoration. I guess the hair-in-the-can isn’t working for him. 😉
“Non-invasive fat reduction” along with the “hair restoration”? Instead of of Spaccone Rich saying, “and they’ve got it”, I think he should perhaps be saying, “and we need it!”
I just had an ah ha moment….didn’t Sr. do shoe repair? Maybe ballbitter got into his stash of shoe polish from back in the day.bawhahwhahwhahwa(to cheap to buy his own)
Somethings there are just no words for and this is one of those things.
sorry don’t know how to copy and paste….again *.*
I’m posting this comment here just as I did on another blog because this hair in a can is just way to funny. This is my opinion all this time I wondered why sissy Joey would grind himself onto another man like he did Greg’s remember that incident? my husband said hell no lol!
Ofcourse I had to as my dearest male gay friends (who I’ve worked as colorist with for over 24 yrs) their opinion about the whole biting of Joe’s man package during a fight and their response was no way a straight man would they know would even come close to biting another man’s ba**s, so in a nut shell lol no punt intended lol little sissy Joey just confirmed on national tv that he’s opened to playing for the pink team when he went off and bit Juicey’s boys. So many things make sense now as far as sissy Joey’s demeanor around other men goes. Wow that whole situation Joey revealed he butters his bread on the other side as well, not that anything is wrong with sexuality but since little Joey is one can short of a full six pack I guess he can’t just be open and own it. There’s no way I could be with a man who shares the same amount of estrogen as me much less be married to him. I guess for Melissa it’s no big deal as long as he’s giving her the big house to live in and the little bit of fame she receives from being married to sissy Joey’s sister that she over looks a lot of things. She must want fame and fortune really really bad! This is just my opinion.
“In a nut shell”, priceless.
Right….And maybe Joey’s lack of traditional “manliness” is part of the reason his father Sr. Gorga relates more to his son-in-law Juicy Joe. Juicy who much better encompasses the Italian male machismo. There is nothing wrong if Joey is bi, gay, whatever, but it makes it more clear why he has issues with his father.
He still is a piece of sh$t for blaming it on Teresa (“you turned my parent against me!!” he shouts at the reunion). Although something tells me that is Melissa manipulation. SloJoe seems to have steroids for brains.
I think Gorga Sr would be more accepting of a gay son than one that is a whiney little bitch
I think back to the Christening, and how disgusted Senior Gorga looked when little Joe had his tantrum. Little Joe can blame Teresa and Joe Guidice all he wants to for his parents alienation. But I don’t believe for a second that a sister or a brother in law can come between a father and his son or a mother and her son – especially an only son. But a wife can, especially a manipulative wife.
If Little Joey wants to fix things with his parents, it’s in his power to do it. They are his PARENTS and they surely love him. He can fix it. But no, easier to play the victim who cries every night.
Frustrating, right? I agree with you. Like I’ve said a few times before, if BaldyNoNads has issues with his father then he needs to man-up and have a serious talk with his FATHER. Not scream at him, humiliating himself and his entire family in public and on national TV the way he did.
funny
It totally makes sense! He’s overcompensating by always being all over Melissa and talking about his “long hot.” Ewwww.
I have never commented on a blog in my life—so this is a testament to how brilliantly researched FW’s work is, as well as how positive and supportive the commentators on this site are (i feel safe!). First of all, i live in Ireland, and RHONJ is still only in season 3 (episodes are constantly being repeated—just when i think it will move on to season 4, boom! back to the Christening). Anyway, when i started watching this program (again, the first epsiode i watched was Season 3, Episode 1 although i have seen bits of clips from other seasons) I got caught up in the whole “Evil Guidice” mentality. I was very naive not to even consider that perhaps this family were being given a bad edit. I thought Teresa was a harpy, self centered loon and that all Juicy Joe did was sit around with no shirt on, eating cured meat and telling his family to “Shadup”. But, then i watched that dreadful reunion and something clicked in my brain. Obviously, watching someone (Teresa) get bullied by her fellow castmates while the host egged these witches on made for uneasy viewing. But seeing Teresa sit there bewildered (and in fairness, she did try in vain to fight her corner) while all these woman lobbed insults and lies in her direction, made me wonder why if this woman was really so evil and manipulative,she wasnt better prepared to defend herself? And i also found Poor Melissa’s presence on the reunion very off-putting. Her calm, cool exterior, the way she purred her answers to Andy Cohen, how she sanctimoniously shook her head on the sidelines when Teresa was being annilated did not seem to me the behavior of a wronged woman. Instead it seemed like the actions of a woman DELIGHTED to finally be getting her 15 minutes of fame. After watching the reunion i hit the web, and after ALOT of pro-Gorga sites that seemed really shady i found FW. And i have been reading your posts and comments while avoiding housework ever since!
After watching this clip several times (in fact, probably more times today then i have been to the bathroom!) what struck me most is Poor Melissa’s festering rage as the fight scene unfolds. Even in her deluded mind, i think it began to dawn on her that the jig is up and the very poorly constructed house of cards that she and her “husband” (I have been trying for weeks to come up with an original, clever nickname for him in vain. I Love all the references to him on this site and think that Slow Joe sums him up best) have based their public personna on (what else did they expected if Gorga Construction had any hand in buildng it?) is starting to crumble. I feel sure that as Poor Melissa went back to the hotel room with her “husband” the truth was beginning to dawn on her and she knew that they could not have behaved more appalingly if they tried. And what must have eaten away the most at Poor Melissa is that the Guidice’s, under the circumstances, behaved impeccably. Despite there being a room full of “adults” Teresa was the only one to show maturity by going to find security before the fight escalated too far and someone was seriously hurt. She acted like what she is —a responsible mother of 4 children. Not like Poor Melissa (who as a previous poster astutely described, behaved like a drunken girl in a bar fight) who was scratching Juciy like she was trying to claw her way into a Z-list red carpet event. Poor Melissa would have LOVED to have been the one to run for help. I can see her Shiny Forehead, i mean Talking Head interview now, “Of course i ran to get help. Someone had to be the big person and we know it wasnt going to be Teresa”.
And then of course, there is the comparson of the husbands, which i am sure Poor Melissa spends a good chunk of each night doing, as the roided gorilla snores next to her in their ply-wood mansion. Although it is like comparing apples and oranges. Or Prime Aberdeen Angus steak to the crap that they stuff into hotdogs. Joe Guidice was a joy to behold. It is obvious that he has had enough of this reality crap and wants to get on with his life. He is not here to play the game. He is however willing to stand up for his wife (while Slow Joe pushes his Queen a side like a rag doll. I wonder in what chapter of the book this romantic and respecful gesture will be described in?) and duly took on 5 people. And Slow Joe? He was like a junk yard Doberman trapped inside the body of a yappy Yorkshire Terrier (i am not even going to start on about the testicle biting because words just fail me).
And the shoe poish on the head, i mean, icing on the cake that was the final nail in the “hot and sexy” marriage coffin was most definately hair-in-a-can-gate. If these people are really so affluent and fabulous, why is Slow Joe resorting to using a product your elderly uncle would pick up at the local drugstore bargain bin? Really? You think the world envies you and anyone that voices criticism is jealous? Really?
But the scene that sums Poor Melissa the most is her taking one last slug of wine before going to deal with her “husband”. I wonder if it helps her cope with the nightmare she has created for herself?
I know that Teresa is in no way affiliated with this site, but if anyone that knows her reads this, please tell her that she has a devoted fan in Cork!
Beautifully said!
I love your words!
@ hummus – definitely post whenever you can. You’re one-liners cracked me up!
I absolutely luv your name. Thank you for writing this, it is wonderful.
Please, please post your thoughts more often. You said it, like we think it. Beautiful!
hummus!!!!! I. LOVED. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an excellent post!
I am of Irish descent. My grandmother (nee Punch) was born in Limerick and her family owned a pub named Punch’s Cross. I believe it is still there. My grandfather, her first husband, was born in Cork. They met here in the States in Boston but I don’t know much else being that he abandoned my grandmother early on, (it was during the Depression), leaving her to raise 5 children on her own in Boston and then Brooklyn, NY. I am on a tangent – but you mentioned you’re from Cork and my grandmother used to speak of it often. Are you from thecounty or in the city proper? Just curious!
Anyway, your comment was stellar – Cead Mile Failte to FW and please keep commenting!! 🙂
Where’s my like button?
Perfect I agree on everything:)
I live in Sweden/Poland depends on month and for example RHONJ is still only in season 4 and they are still screening Season 1,2,3 as well !
In Poland it’s called ” Rich/wealthy life in New Jersey” instead of RHONJ.
(http://www.foxlife.pl/bogatezyciewnewjersey ) . BTW I don’t get why are they changing names of the shows – RHOM ic called “Joanna and her girlfriends” – Joanna is polish star for them and this is the reason why she show is aired in Poland but they don’t have to change it.
But the most fabulous thing is that there are desriptions of the cast members and polish explanation is the real one – they are non giving Andy’s vision who’s the bad character but they say : “Melissa (..) plays very friendly role what clashes with things she says about Teresa and her husband and her personality we can describe as typical New Jersey ”
This is exactly what the desription is. I don’t know if they are giving their opinion based on watching episodes but I have to say I’m proud there is no BS on that and that they show things as they are.
My favorite line – He was like a junk yard Doberman trapped inside the body of a yappy Yorkshire Terrier. I do think TSIL was fidgeting because of her being worried that the “Jig was up” as you put it. I found online that a person fidgets when they are afraid their lies with soon be uncovered. Watch how TSIL moves about before the fight. Also Teresa’s brother closes is eyes (long blink) when looking at her to call her scum. He is hiding from her reaction. He lied. He does not really think she is scum.
I don’t know if you get Anderson Cooper Live on your station but Teresa is on today. It is about to come on here on ABC 2:00 central time.
Actually, forget it. It’s a repeat. It said she was going to address the controversy but it was the controversy for when Anderson was rude to her in an interview and the backlash he received.
I just read on another site that Joey was wearing a thong did anyone else see that? My eyes aren’t that fast to catch anything.
At first glance, I thought it was a thong too but when I watched it again, I realized it was the mic pack.
At one point between the Chia Pet rushing Juicy and getting tossed on the ground – it did look like Chia had on a thong, but it was the mic attached to the back of his jeans.
I thought it was also but I think it’s his mic.
i did see the navy thong but thought it was a diaper
It would seem NJ’s most vile housewife has rented a Chanel bag, slipped on his cocktail dress and heels to attend Jill Zarin’s Luxury Ladies’ Luncheon. Misses Disgusting Walkile has taken full advantage of Chia Pet’s canO’hair hiding to promote himself and is giving interviews to anyone that will listen. He says it’s his wife’s family drama and it doesn’t affect him.
Excuse me but its YOUR WIFE’S FAMILIES COATTAILS THAT YOUR RIDING!
Correction – “YOU’RE” RIDING
Richie makes his wife’s family drama affect him! Viewer’s have to listen to his repulsive talking head segments every episode! Not to mention he has been involved in the drama, too! So, he can’t act like he’s innocent of bad behavior! Wasn’t he the one holding Juicy like a punching bag for Melissa, Joey and Kathy? Didn’t he tell Joey, “you got him! you got him!” like Juicy was the one running away when the fight broke up? These guys are so hypocritical! They say & do one thing on the show. Then they give an interview the next day denying what was said or did! Whatever, Richie! You and your judgemental, crude TH segments need to just go away! He’s such a drama queen, right up there with his buddy Joey! I guess you can tell I loathe Richie and his creepy teeth and freaky face!
The Manzo’s and Laurita’s are realy stupid, look what is happening now in this season episodes. It’s like they are punished with so little aire time, we saw Caroline in one scene and Jaqueline with Chris once. He came running for filming in his lunchtime. And thanks to who is all this, to Teresa’s familymembers who are famewhores and desperate to bring drama.I think Caroline and Jac are not happy this season with the famewhores hijacking their platform. They should have thought about it in the last 2 seasons and not stabbed Teresa in the back. Because they became now non factors and Caroline choose (her words) to be friends with them and dropped Teresa. And thanks to Melissa and famewhores and the drama she keeps bringing to stay relevant they are soon to be dropped by Bravo any time soon. Good job, Caroline!
Bingo
chrip chrip….lapband hasn’t said a word……CAN SHE SPELL HAIR IN A CAN!!!!! *.* I bet all those kiddo’s were told to shut it down by the head clown
Hello Everyone,
I just found this blog the other day and have to say I LOVE IT!! What compelled me to post was JerseyStrong’s comment above about the thong, and YES I saw it too. Watch it again everyone.
What a stunat! They absolutely make me sick, not to mention how their inner Italian circle are probably laughing their a$$e$ off AT them! Che disgrazie! When those 2 schmucks first came on, I started to see Teresa in a whole new light, but something just wasn’t sitting right with me. I did my “research” lol, and my search lead me here! I’ll be forever reading all the posts and comments but this is such an eye opener!! Great blog!!
Welcome. It’s not his mic?
Grab a cup of coffee, glass of wine, or whatever your pleasure and dive right in! This site is such a wealth of information. There are some things documented here that will have your hair on the back of your neck stand up and you will also have many moments of clarity!!!
Enjoy – and welcome!! 😉
it’s his mic, not a thong. You can see his shorts at the end of the first look clip. When he’s walking back to the room, his pants are coming down like Justin Bieber. Definitely not a thong.
Oh sorry:( but it wouldn’t surprise me! lol
Yes Jeannie5233, so much is clear to me now after reading as much as I can…I genuinely thought Teresa WAS the SIL from hell when Meho (love that btw!) joined the show. With all these insider stories and Meho NOT denying them (she just skirts around the issues, deflects and plays with words etc. textbook narcissist/sociopath) it’s been, as Oprah says, an “aha” moments/moments! I just can’t get over all the material you have! Truly an excellent job. She must just seethe when she reads here!
As much as I dislike Caroline (Jaqueline has mental issues, I can’t be mad at her) I feel bad for them losing their platform with all those opportunities. The Gorga’s and Wakili’s hijacked their show and I think Melissa was behind it. (The tape that was send To Bravo, her sisters who told someone that they are replacing Jacqueline in the near future).
This would never happen with Nene Leakes (who cleary took Teresa’s side and thinks that veterans are the one for making the show a success and the newbies needed to respect the vetarans) Also it would never happen to Vicky from the OC or Tamra Barney. They knew how to secure their spot. Newbies are like wallpaper on that show.
Thats why I do feel bad for the Laurita’s and Manzo’s, they are the ones along with Teresa and Dina Manzo and Danielle who made the show a success. And this season we see that nasty Richy Wakili, not even a housewive has more aire time then Jaqueline or Caroline, that to me is a sign that it’s to late for Caroline and Jaqueline to secure their spot. Its gone, bye bye book deals, bye bye $600K, and more.
And from what I have seen here on internet the Gorga’s and Wakili’s did not bring more ratings, so they had no value for the vetarans. They only brought RHONJ to a dark place and filled their pockets. It’s sad and I have no words for the scums they are. I wish both Caroline and Jaqueline luck in their future.
Hi anna! You are a far better person than I!!! I think every single one of these people are despicable, with the exception of Teresa and her family, and I hope that all they get out of their jealous, petty,and backstabbing behaviors are their just desserts – stale, curdled cannolis.
Interesting point…..One could argue the Manzos/Lauritas are the real losers here.
I do kind of feel bad for them because I MUCH prefer the Maznos/Lauritas to the FameWhorgas, but boy……wow, Teresa was right all along wasn’t she? They choose to side with the Famewhorgas and agains Tre. I can even picture Caroline now at the reunion blaming Teresa for her fallout with Dina…Calling Teresa a disgrace….Saying that Teresa gave her the wrong impression of the FameWhorgas (“these are good people!”)…..
“I hate to say I told you so”….Says Teresa everyday….
Hello everyone
Long time lurker. So happy I have found a people that feel the same way I do about the Gorgas.
I was thinking today of things that are likely Teresa’s fault:
1. The heat wave in the northeast
2. The royal baby is overdue
3. My purple basil plant has died.
Seriously – thanks to all of you for all of the times you have made me laugh out loud.
Hi NC Gal: Losing that basil plant would be devastating for Teresa! I’m sorry it died on you! Welcome and thank you for giving me a chuckle!!! 🙂
Hi I stumped my toe today and I completely think Teresa was the cause.
I am so sick of the hypocrisy from Melissa, Joe and everyone else. Melissa had every right to call her hubby at the fashion show but Theresa can’t tell her hubby he called me scum, let’s go home and attempt to stop her hubby from even say anything? If I remember correctly when Joe showed up at the fashion show Melissa was egging him on to fight. Theresa didn’t have a friend in that room BUT her hubby, who ELSE was she supposed to tell? Joe Gorga attacked Giudice and Theresa goes to get security because she knows 1. You never EVER break up a men’s fight and 2. No one but security was going to be able to break those two apart. Melissa is jumping Giudice, getting her licks in NOT pulling them apart. But Theresa and Joe are the pigs?? I’m sure all this footage is going to help their case against Johnny the Greek! Lol
One more thing… (sorry, I’ve been Following this site pretty much since it launched but only commented once…I have a lot of built up opinions. Lol) Apparently blaming everyone else is a family trait. First Gorga said Theresa was the reason him and Giudice didn’t get along, it wasn’t Juicy it was Theresa and he was buddy buddy with him like 2 years ago saying he was like a big brother…then in the interview on this episode he said he has 10 years of built up hatred for Juicy and he is the reason there is a wedge between him and his parents. Which is it??? Maybe your parents don’t like you and your wife because you are disrespectful sneaky snakes in the grass! SMH
I thought the same thing….first it was Tre’ fault and now Juicy’s. Hey Chia Pet if you can’t get along with your parents maybe YOU ARE TO BLAME!!!! Alas he is Noooooooooooooooo rocket sciencetist and apparently neither am I since I cannot spell sciencetist. But at least I don’t a paint my hair on. I would at LEAST by a Kim Z wig. Hahahahahaha
LOL @chia pet! They will NEVER live this down, I can’t wait til Andy brings this up…he’s so messy!
i think its called 10yrs of jealousy that his sister left him ,n he wasnt king anymore
Steroids cause hair loss.
I think he’s cycling HGH in with his roids. HGH causes the abdominal region to appear bloated – the internal organs actually get bigger. The roids would account for the explosive temper and hair loss.
I know there are a lot of jokes to be made about Growth Hormones and SloJoe – but it’s going to end badly for him if he keeps it up. Given his fathers heart problems, there may be a family history there.
Fame has a great article about steroid abuse and what the effects are, along with a picture Lysa Simpson tweeted of him all pumped up.
How foolish to get involved with these drugs. Josephine should look at the pictures of former athletes who are no longer on steroids. They look well beyond their years and are gaunt and all shrunken in (no pun intended). He is so vain but that is what he is going to look like, even if the potential health issues don’t catch up with him first. And I think they have already begun – hair loss, rage, emotionally instability.
If I were his wife, I would be worried. Chris Benoit, a WWW wrestler, went on a rampage, killed his son and his wife and then himself. While there was only an elevated level of testosterone found in his blood at the time of his suicide, it was known he was on steroids and they were found in the home. There is real – very real – danger from the use of these drugs.
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_71625.shtml
Heck Jeannie, she’s probably encouraging it.
I just looked up the word “sociopath” and melissa marco Gor ga has everyone of these qualities. why isnt she on meds?
Look up narcissistic personality disorder, also. Jacqueline has histrionic personality disorder. A sociopath feels no remorse for their crimes. I believe that what melissa has done to Teresa is criminal.
OK, I’ve read through most of these comments, and I think it’s time to begin narrowing down a list of new names for the oompa loompa – a name that captures all of his fine qualities:
nut-nibbling, wife-shoving, cuckold, bald, short (really short), roid ragin’, HAIR-IN-A-CAN-WEARIN’ asshole.
ideas???
Evil Troll? Lol
Someone on another site,while listing all of the black stuff that was all over everyone, including the security guard’s head called him “skid marks”! That is the best of all IMO!!
blackhead
blackhead= Ugly pimple you want to pop. 2 different meanings for blackhead..
Caroline knows that her spot on the show is hijacked by Melissa&haters that’s why she said she didn’t know the real Melissa. But she wil never admit that she got fooled by them. She is tricky as hell. To admit to that is saying Teresa was right and I was wrong. ” The” Caroline puts herself on a pedestal.
She is never going to do that. I think she is however going to go after Melissa but like on a Dr Phill way on the reunion so that Melissa looks stupid to viewers and Caroline for getting some fans of her back.
Telling her for example: stop the Tit for Tat, stop with the taste of her own medicine crap.
Stop calling your sister in law monster,animal blabla,try harder,make your husband happy. Think about papa Gorga senior.don’t you see, you are doing the same as Teresa blablabla…….. But I do believe she is not going to make the mistake to fight Melissa’s battles at the reunion.
Jaqueline and the husband have more law suits than a dog has fleas. I think Jac is very fragile, who knows what she is going to do at the reunion. I do believe she would like to show the viewers that she is in a better place with Teresa. (In real life not so much).
She’s influenzed by Caroline and her meds, and if Caroline is going to suprise us and go after Melissa, Jacqueline is doing the same. And if like I suspect Caroline is going to go easy on Teresa, that means Jaqueline would do the same thing. Kathy is definitely leave it to beaver.Melissa is definitely on her own this season’s reunion. I hope. Just my thought.
Probably you are right. Caroline is a snake. She picked wac Jac over her own sister. Speaks volumes.
Celi, I hope today went as best as it could today. If you need anything, you can get my email addy from Fame. Thinking of you ❤
Seems like Joey is his biggest fan!
Joe Gorga @joegorga 6 Jul
Thats what im saying baby!!RT @j0eyshmoey: I know the show is about the wives, but @joegorga is my favorite person on #rhonj @thebravoholic
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He could be my favorite too if he could keep doing “hair tricks” and ball games every episode and giving me something to cackle about between episodes.
Did you read some of the comments below it? LMAO.
Isn’t it sweet! Kathy, Rosie, and Caroline all being nice now: Can you say “played the wrong card”? The way to make money is to be nice????? The way to keep our Bravo/Theresa checks is to be nice???? Not to go against Theresa? Too late! Loyalty! All of them just look more pathetic and desperate. Can’t watch! As long as those guys are on, I am done.
It has been a while since I commented but I just had to on this post. Melissa has been trying to do damage control because I think she realizes that it is going downhill for her. When she performed in Orlando my friends stated that she was clearly a “bonus” act and that it was too theatrical. Probably because she possesses little to no talent. After this I stopped watching the show and only read this blog to get my RHONJ fix. I have watched the clip several times and the following really bothered me:
1. When Baldy McFake Thug is talking to his sister, Messy is in the background egging it on. The counselors try to intervene and I think are disgusted but only Katfish has the temerity to say anything. Richie wanted to pull her back because she failed to criticize Tre.
2. After Tre is heartbroken (you can clearly see the hurt) she goes to tell her hubby to leave. Messy is standing at the window watching it all go down and smirking. It is almost like she is waiting for it to go down and when she sees Juicy coming then she gets into position. I thought at one point she gives her twisted man-child a nod to attack. (I could be wrong about that)
3. Juicy is clearly winning the fight and everyone is trying to get the fake Spartacus off him. MeGo strategically attacks Juicy. However, she shouts at Tre to help her brother. Hmmm didn’t she just finish telling Tre that she does not count as family and that he has to stick to his wife. Why would she help her brother continue to attack her hubby. The others do not seem bothered.
4. I grew up in Brooklyn where fighting was part of the culture. Grabbing someone’s crotch and crewing on his magic stick is considered a big no no. Maybe Joey decided that he should try to enjoy his butt whuppin’ by getting a piece of the action. To each his own.
5. Rosie has not always been my favorite but she did not deserve to get injured and then have everyone ignore her.
6. The counselors are just trying to get out of the way. They are disgusted at the behavior and are humoring Joey by letting him speak nonsense. They are probably trying to calculate how much medication it would take to stabilize his roid rage.
7. Everyone pretending the black stuff was shoe polish! Priceless.
8. Did anyone else notice that is Shoe Polish Shorty’s TH that he is dressed and acting as if he is the next “Godfather.” Every stereotype is portrayed in that snippet. The excessive jewelry, the pronounced accent, the puffing of the cheeks, and the ludicrous threats. All that was missing was a cigar and the mention of a cannoli. Maybe Katfish could help him out.
I am going to stop because I did not intend for this to be so long. Sorry if I offend anyone.
In Teresa’s words, love, love, love!
Hey Jay! I remember your comment regarding Melissa performing at the “Red, Hot and Boom” show! Thanks for sharing what your friends thoughts were.I did watch some video’s of her performance and her little stubby man introduce her! What did he say, “I want to hear louder!” and the applause stayed the same! How f-in embarrassing! I did like your comment especially about the counselor’s! That whole fight scene was disgusting and so unfair toward the Giudice’s. It shows the disrespect they have for them and, really, for themselves to behave so repulsively! The only one who showed maturity and restraint was Teresa. I really wanted to smack Melissa on top of her head for yelling at Teresa and calling her disgusting! I’m not sure if you noticed when Juicy was being held back by a security guard and was inviting Joey to another round Melissa had to throw her two cents in also. I don’t know what she said but she opened her arms up as if to say, ‘bring it’! Then for Melissa to say their white trash NOW was an understatment! I wish I could tell her, “NO, you’ve always been white trash!”.
No offense taken here!
Hi Jay! ITA with everything you said! And thanks for the update from your friend about TSIL’s “performance”!
Okay I watched it three times again….. Sorry if it was said again. Rich grabbed juicys nose or was it Kathy? I started commenting three weeks ago but my god I am a massive commenter now, I just can see it.
Love your comments. Keep them coming.
I thought it was kathie at first also, but about the 40th time i figured out it was joe marco. right after they broke it up.
Ditto
And MeGo goes in to deliberately poke Juicy in both eyes – you can clearly see it on film. I think she was trying to physically blind the guy. How can you be in a better place with these people.
Fame, I wish you could get some compensation for your blog. When I started reading there were no comments, then 2 or 3 comments. You got over 500 in about 24 hours. I cannot even keep up with them.
Hope all is well with everyone. Kitchen to clean, shower to take, bedtime or maybe another peek at this site after I am done.
Lurkers, please post your thoughts.
Sackem, where are you! lol
and I wish I didn’t have to scroll through all the messages. should be an option of recently added or newest to oldest.(maybe there is and I don’t know how to work it yet,,,,but give me time)……I love this site so much I had to finally tell humpty dumpty what I was laughing so hard about. He actually put Ghost stories on pause*.*
Hi shoebuyer!!!
When the threads get this long it can be tedious to find the new comments. In the upper right corner of your screen, you will see the word “Comments”. Click on that and it will bring up the most recent ones. If you are on Internet Explorer there should be a small blue arrow. click on that if you want to reply to a comment. The arrow will bring you right where it is. If you want to continue, then you have to go back up to the top of the screen and click “Comments” again. Hope this helps a bit! 🙂
Thanks so much, I’ll give it a try later as I only have a few clicks today…out to buy some shoes…and maybe find some shoe polish tee-hee *.*
AHHH! Assuming you are a woman, you are a girl after my own heart!!! Love me some shoes!!! 😉
N.J. Pool Man held in sexual assault and attempted poisoning case.
By Eaton D’Ballsack
Lake George, N.Y. (ABC 4 News) – A man named Joseph Gorga who was originally thought to be under the influence of the street drug bath salts, has been released on bond as the substances found in his toxicology screen do not prohibit him from being released on bail, said his attorney, Tryme Sacke. Only one banned substance, an anabolic steroid, was determined to be present in his toxicology report. The other substances which were present were determined to be legal, although curious, and included nitrous oxide which is commonly found in canned whipped cream, tetrahydroxypropl ethylenediamine, a chemical commonly used in spray on hair products for balding men, and estrogen.
In an unprecedented move, His Eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan, the Archbishop of New York stripped him of his God parenting responsibilities, despite the fact that there is no canonical procedure for replacing a godparent or relieving him of his office without direct authority from the Vatican.
Cardinal Dolan released the following statement this morning. “When a man who is charged with the spiritual safety of a child is thought to require an exorcism, we have the authority to strip him of his duties, until said procedure can be performed by obtaining an edict from the Vatican. It has yet to be determined if the Holy Sea can be of any help to this man. He may require extensive psychiatric care.”
His attorney, who is a disbarred in 49 states and works at an establishment called Sizzle Tan, volunteered the suspect for involuntary electric shock treatments. His client, who has an I.Q. of 84, pounded his fist on the defendant dock and screamed, “Yes, my penis sock.”
It is not clear that the defendant understands the charges against him, his competency is to be determined at a later date.
According to court documents, he was arrested for sexually assaulting a Montville man who he attacked without provocation, and during the commission of the alleged assault his hair product was distributed all over the victim and those nearby, which could lead to future health issues thereby leaving the perpetrator open to civil lawsuits, as well. The perpetrator’s attorney argued that bail be set at negative $2,50000.00 which it appears he confused with his client’s net worth.
When that request was denied, Mr. Gorga offered to put up his parent’s home for collateral. A recess was called so the presiding Judge could assess that proposal. It was discovered that the defendant had defrauded his own parents out of the equity of their life-long residence, prompting the Judge to became impatient. “Mr. Gorga. You have insulted this court for the final time. The next thing you will offer is the filling in your parent’s teeth. Can you post bail or not? It is a simple God damned question.”
“Would you be interested in 50 cases of my wife’s hit single, ‘On Display?’ I have $10,000 worth of stolen tools that I buried in my back yard, too, he replied. To which the judge replied, “Bailiff, do you have your taser on you? Just release him to a f***ing zoo. I’m done.”
According to court documents, back in May, Gorga tried to molest a transvestite living in a Millcreek home just off 4500 S. Main St.in Upper Saddle, N.J. That day, police say her 12 yr. old sister scared Gorga away. Court documents say Gorga came back last week, and this time, he forced his way into the house, began molesting the family dog, and when the brother tried to stop to him, Gorga grabbed his penis and bit it.
Neighbors can’t believe it.
“I think it’s very scary,” said Judy Golightly.
“It makes me angry,” said Bud Hancock.
“I think it’s kind of weird,” said Richard Golightly.
“Why the f*** is this guy out on the streets?” said, Milford Bittenballz.
The victim in this case, Mr. Giuseppe Guidice, who has become something of an internet sensation for not killing the man during the altercation, declined to be interviewed for this report. However, he was deposed and the deposition became a matter of public record at 2:00 EST.
“This isn’t the first time this f**ktard tried to bite my nuts off. He did it at my f***ing wedding and my bachelor party. If I didn’t love my wife, I’d f***ng take him for a long ride in my truck with a shovel and my fist, and only one of us would come back. His own father wants me to kill him for Christ’s Sake.”
No other information was available at this time.
gessie – I can’t even get past the name of the author of this article!!! I am dying!!!! Eaton D’Ballsack!!!! My husband just ran in and want’s to know why I am laughing so hard!!! OMG!! The tears – okay – I think I am ready to read the rest of this!!!
I am literally hoarse from laughing and my side hurts now!!!! My Bella started barking – I was laughing so hard I startled her!!! I am an avid reader and this is, by far, one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Oh how I wish we had a LIKE button!!!!
Thanks gessie for this – priceless!!!
Love you Jeannie. Talk to you tomorrow!
Gessie, you are a comic genius!
Oh, gessie, I read your first two sentences and I cannot stop laughing.
Lmfao! Wow and just….wow! Brilliant! 🙂
Both of my sides just split. Too, too funny. I love it!
Lady you have the best sense of humor I love it.
You did it again Gessie!!!
You have me laughing so hard Gessie — you are so creative!
This is the funniest post I have EVER read.
I’m dying! Dying!! Hahahahahaha!
Longtime lurker, I’ve never posted before, but OMFG! That was HILARIOUS! “The judge became impatient” LOL! I’m a lawyer so that whole thing completely cracked me up!
Genius!! “His own father wants me to kill him” bahahahaahaaha!!!!
Roflmao!!!! FW should post this on a completely separate blog post, all by itself! This is HILARIOUS!!!!!
gessie, absolutely brilliant, loved it
gessie, completely flipping brilliant!
gessie, you have a wonderful way of describing the situation in a way that will keep us laughing & coming back for more.
gessie that was magnificent, some very funny stuff . Standing ovation!!!
It’s been a long time since I’ve commented on FW but damn I had to say this is the best thing I’ve read in a long time! Great job! Funny as hell! omg this needs its own post.
My favorite part was the offer of buried tools in the backyard lol
These comments are too funny. On one of the other sites, people were talking about how many of the players in the fight were covered in the black stuff. Even the security guard can be seen with black finger marks on his shaved head. That’s when the name ” Skid Marks” came up. That name is my favorite by far.
Oh, crap. After all of that searching on Google I freaking posted it twice. Sorry. By the way. There was a fantastic picture to go with the article, but it didn’t post. Sorry. My ass is getting fat. I can’t do your research for you anymore, Fame. No offense.
Things do not just “happen” for no reason. It needed to be read twice. Still laughing out loud and holding my right side.
Yeah, it saved me from having to scroll up to read it again! lol!
😦 Guys I’m a longtime lurker and super hardcore fan of the Housewives. But after watching that clip, I don’t know how much longer I can watch this show. I am literally disgusted watching the Marcos or “Gorgas”. There was so much that was terrifying about that clip. First of all, Melissa screaming at Tre to “help her brother”– Joe Giudice was practically just standing there as Joe Gorga was attacking him like a rabid squirrel– if Joe Gorga had backed off, you could tell Giudice was not going to follow him. He was practically taunting him with his nonchalance.
Also, while I hate the Wakiles for the most part, they looked… terrified… I actually felt somewhat bad for them… In a way, I could see that this is not what they signed up for and things are really spinning out of control. No one wants to see their sister shoved to the ground, and no one wants to be part of such disgusting behavior on national tv. Rich trying to calm Joe down– he looked terrified of that roid-raging freak.
Melissa lunging at Teresa like she’s going to beat her up– really? Teresa may have a temper, but she would never lunge, and you can see in Teresa’s face that she’s like “Really? Really? I get you want to be famous, but are you seriously going to go there?”
Then, if it is NOT ADDRESSED that Joe Gorga literally took his wife and tossed her aside like a rag doll– and then, inches from her face, punches something (?) or makes that violent gesture… Like, he is literally scary. And abusive. If their marriage is real (which I don’t think it really is) then he HAS to be abusive. No one is that roided up and impossible to control in public and not the same in private when no one is watching.
I am legitimately afraid for their kids, and that makes me sad because Antonia in particular is such a sweet little doll. I can’t imagine how scary it must be in that home for her.
I really don’t know if I can watch this. And then they’re going to do this whole fake “we love each other” storyline? I mean you can look in Teresa’s face and just see how done she is with this shit. The thing is, she could have thrown herself into the dogpile to make good reality tv, but she didn’t. She did the most mature thing she could have done. Also I’m pretty sure Melissa grabbed Juicy’s nose– such a gross and trashy way to fight.
I keep thinking back to when I first started watching this show…season 1. When they first started promoting the show, I thought, oh great, it’s all about a family in NJ…Caroline, her sister Dina and SIL Jacqueline…who ARE these people? The break-outs were Teresa and Danielle. The Manzo/Laurita familial relationships quickly turned sour and then untouchable when Dina exited. Teresa emerged as the quintessential feisty, maternal, home loving, hardworking woman. Ms Andy and Bravo were flummoxed on how to proceed…so bring on the Gorga/Wakile faction who promised DRAMA! Since then it’s been dark, nasty and uncomfortable..it’s been poorly edited, badly scripted and demeaning to our intelligence…
In the past week, with TSIL’s banshee screeching and Joey’s blackballing everyone,,,it’s what it should be…ENTERTAINING!
It reminded me of the good ole days…I especially love the previous episode with the Giudice family making 800 lbs of sausage. What the hell did they do with all of that meat????
If Papa Gorga is anything llike my mom and her jelly, he probably has a secret recipe that only Juicy knows so he can continue the tradition of making sausages and giving them to family and friends.
I have been really upset since the unexpected death of ‘Glee’ actor Cory Monteith, and that video made me laugh for the first time since Sunday, and the title is just spot on! Melissa and Joey are disgusting, but watching everyone talk about the black tar and trying to figure out what it was, was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And my absolute favorite part was with Teresa and Joe, when she suggested it might be Melissa’s make up, and Joe exclaims “She wears that much make up?!”. OMG, just thinking about it makes me laugh. Thank you Fame, that was a much needed laugh.
Regarding Cory Monteith: I can’t believe he’s gone. I wonder how they’ll make his exit from the show in the upcoming season? I have to admit, I didn’t really care for his character when he was a student but I did really come to like him as a fill-in teacher in the last season. It’s really sad that his life was cut so short.
I just get annoyed reading the FB and Bravo comments, ‘Well, Kathy’s mom and T’s dad aren’t speaking and that’s why Teresa and her brother aren’t speaking.’ (this is in defense of Baldy, of course…Teresa is still delusional). You know what? T and BaldyNoNads are both adults, with their own children and spouses. And T even said, ‘I’ve never gone without speaking to you (her brother)’.
In my opinion, the senior siblings’ relationship/rivalry have nothing to do with this drama (I mean no offense to anyone who thinks differently).
The younger generation can change the dynamics if they want to. I know parents (at least when I was growing up) are always thinking that whatever their children do reflects on them (especially when it comes to the child doing bad things). But I disagree. There are many people who’ve come from broken homes who do better than what they’ve endured during their childhood. And then there are those who’ve had the ‘perfect’ upbringing, doing the exact opposite of what their parents taught them.
The younger generation (at least ours) are always looking to do and have better than what they/parents have had, no matter what their upbringing.
From what I’ve read, the Gorga’s had a good upbringing despite the brother/sister feud between the adults. And the Bravo photos from back in the day seems to be proof of this.
My point is, we all grow up & decide to be who/how/what we want to be. We make our own choices, good or bad. We have our own minds. Only we can decide how we want to behave and what we expect from ourselves in all of our endeavors.
So to me, this whole, blame it on the senior brother/sister relationship to excuse the Marco’s behavior, is a cop-out. I’m no doctor so I’ll concede that I could be wrong.
Also, TSIL saying that ‘that’s because he’s never been this angry with you before.’ Well, let’s see, they want to save Jacko but from what I recall, NoNads and T haven’t spoken since the fashion show, where Jacko IMPLIED that T set up his wife. If NoNads is a man, and knows what’s going on, has a brain, and can put 2 and 2 together (one can only hope), how can he not acknowledge that he stopped talking to Tre after Jacko implied that T was part of the setup? How can he not acknowledge that he clearly believed Jacko over Teresa? Did something else happen after that?
Anyone…anyone….Gor-gaa?
Further, how, exactly (according to Kathy), was Jacko ‘trying to mend things’ by implicating Teresa, knowing how the Gor-gaa’s felt about her at that point? How can NoNads deny that he did believe this stranger (because Jacko ‘distanced’ herself from all things Teresa at this point) over his own sister?
But yeah, Jacko and Mel fans are right. T blaming Jacko when she was only trying to ‘help’ is just oh so unfounded and delusional on T’s part.
Please!
P.S. – I think I’ve had a little too much kool-aid (vodka) tonight 😉
Standing ovation.
If the majority of people around him that feed his ego do not like Teresa, he will acknowledge anything that supports something positive. He will embrace the negative until he sees that embracing the positive will be good for his ego.
will not acknowledge
No you’re right. My mom grew up with an alcoholic father. She decided early on that her children would never go through this. She left home when she was sixteen and married my dad when she was 18. She had a happy life. I have seen this with families in my church who are good people and their children turn away from how they are raised and go the opposite way that even at times lands them in jail. We have free will and when we grow up we chose how to live our lives and the choices that we make determine how are life is going to turn out. It doesn’t matter where you come from it matters what you chose to do with your life. That is just my opinion.
rfeliciat –
So many points spot on! Fabulous post!
I particularly identify with your reference to life being all about choice. I have touched on this before because it rings so personally for me. I grew up in a very dysfunctional environment. I made the choice and the promise the second I looked into the eyes of my firstborn that I would break that cycle and I did for the most part. I carry very bad scars and I was far from perfect but my kids turned out – well, I am crying right now because I am so proud of them. Both of my sisters made the choice not to break the cycle and their lives, as well as my nieces and nephews’, are so screwed up.
CHOICE – it is a powerful gift we are all given, no matter who we are and where or what we come from.
OMG … just realized Susan Lucci is on WWHL tonight — recording it then will watch in a bit. I love her
And Wanda Sykes! I love her and Susan. I just realized I missed almost all of it!!! Ugh!!!!
If you find the clip of Tres housewarming party you can see a birds eye view of Messy and SloJo in the crowd as she’s making her speech… Yeah, he’s losing his hair BIG TIME even back then.
Anyone missed me??
Hehehe, I could not understand what all that black stuff was. I was thinking, why does that security guard have black marks on his head? At first I thought maybe they were scars from a big fight, but then thought, what kind of a fight would leave half that guys head in scars? Shoe polish (LOLOLOL) makes so much sense!!
I don’t think he is gay/bi/etc. I just believe it is the steroids. Season 3 Ep 1 told me everything. “Joe G comes out charging at us!” Uuuummm no, Melwhoreissa, I clearly saw your husband lunge for Juicy Joe. Don’t lie about that too. Because frankly, everything in your life right now is full of lies. Why can’t you say anything that’s the truth?? Is it so hard for you to do that?
Of course we missed you! Hopefully all is well.
I feel so loved, thanks MZ. I’m having a slightly bad day (failed a class) but other than that, all is well 🙂
Sorry to hear that Iris! But you will come back and do well next time – don’t stress too much about it – 🙂
Oh I hate you didn’t pass your class but this is what I always tell my kids. Go on rate my professor. Pick out the professor that you think you will learn the best from. Be first in line. To sign up for classes. Whatever subject it is you now have a base to work from next time you will pass. Out of 4 kids only one can do math. The others suck. ( I do too). We all tried to help one kid with math. There were 5 of us looking at the problem. I didn’t work. Wasn’t right. Finally, my husband comes home and says “ y’all do realize _x_ doesn’t equal _. It equals_”. Good luck next time you’ll get it.
Thanks for the love. It’s just harder when you’re in a Master’s. I’ve already contacted the lecturer who I’ll have next (and he knows me as well) and told me not to worry. I’m worried because I’ve got 4 classes plus one intensive during the two week semester break.
My daughter will receive her diploma for her masters at the end of the month. I absolutely feel for you. I’ve watched her for the last few years, pushing so hard for this. At time I thought it might break her. Thank God it didnt. I’m doing my cheerleading jumps for you. I KNOW you can do this
Every time I try and post on this site, Ito not only rejects, but got a virus from this site. After cleared by Apple, it has been going to either my home screen in mid sentence, or goes black, and I have to reboot phone! @Fame! Their is a virus, Apple told me. Sorry. This doesn’t happen anywhere but here.
Maybe I’m blocked, but on Pc and phone get sent unless I try to black screen. Maybe I got a virus checking out a link here. Every time I hit @ Fame it goes to black screen. Sorry. I broughtore fans here, my favorite community, and blogger. It took several attempts to keep this screen. Yes, there is a virus per Apple on this site.
Testing… Went to three black screens before taking. Can you clear a virus on your end?
Hi Laram!
I am here tonight, and not having any issues, but haven’t clicked links except to the main video up top. Using my iPad. Was here earlier today reading from my pc and even iPhone this morning. Sorry you’re having troubles! My iPhone will sometimes go black/shut down when trying to load large comments sections like this one. It gets overwhelmed!
Try, if using your iPhone, double clicking your button (where you turn the screen off/on from, the round button at the bottom of your phone front). After double clicking it, all recently used apps should appear at the bottom of your screen. And they’ll have a little minus sign on them. Click the Safari (or whichever browser you use) app with the minus sign, and hold your cursor there until all the apps start shaking. then click to close that same Safari app with the minus sign on it.That will just shut down Safari the hard way. To stop the shaking, just click the round button again. Then try turning your phone all the way off, wait a minute, then reboot. I hope it’s fixed when you do!, it works for me! Hope you’re up and running again soon! Have enjoyed your posts!
Yesterday evening my screen went black, then white, then I lost connection! After that everything has been ok! I thought maybe too many people were commenting at the same time! Hope your computer is going to be ok Laram.
Been on FW through my laptop, my PC, my smartphone, and my IPad and have not experienced any problems.
Hope your problem clears up soon 😦
Hi Ms Jeannie ok earlier you were talking about the comment button at the top of the page. How does that work on an ipad. I can’t get it to work sorry to ask. But been on Fame forever never knew about comment button and have scrolled through it all. Would like it to be a little easier. Thanks
Unfortunately Dianna I can’t help you there! I have an IPad too but I can’t figure out how to use the comments button. I can only get to it from my PC or my laptop. I’m sorry! Maybe someone else can help with that?? 😦
Thank you I was kinda feling really dumb. Never even saw those buttons until you mentioned it. So I’m not so much dumb as ditzy. Works for me.
I just want to say I love this website!
Fame: I have been lurking a lot again lately, as my health issues continue, but if not for this site – and most importantly, the people here who are awesome, wicked funny, caring people, and your, Fame, deft touch running FWs, well. I just know the sharing, caring, hysterically witty women – and men at this blog keep me in a much better place when I’m done reading here each night.
Jeannie, MomaJ, Princess Vodka, so many regulars here who have created such a relevant, fact-based yet highly entertaining, hysterically fun place to find kindred souls, looking for a little justice when we see the utter BS bravo tries to play out, week after week.
It seems to me that all of the posters here new and old are the best, oh and to gessiewtf! You are THE funniest dame – and I only use that word with utmost respect – you should be writing SNL’s shows! They’d be much funnier! Omg this line: “When that request was denied, Mr. Gorga offered to put his parents’ house up for collateral” LOLOLLLLLL Soooo perfectly slid in there! Witty, wonderful gessiewtf, you rock! Your dog’s adorable, too.
I think you all rock, in fact, and you are why we all keep coming back to this factual accounting that only Fame does for this crazy show on all of this wide internet. There’s no other place like it. It’s just amazing to me. You all are. :))))
I know. I’m sounding sappy. So be it! I just so enjoy you all.
And watching the group here growing day by day is the most satisfying feeling! I have zilch to do with it! But it feels pretty great seeing more and more people coming forth to add their voice to the crowd. I knew there had to be – and still must be many more – those who have tried posting around the web, only to become quickly bored with trying to speak with suspect posters seemingly there just to bark and repeat. Then you find this site, and the relief is palpable!
I still haven’t broken down and watched this hideous mess yet this season. I almost DVR’d it last week, but held firm. Lol however, watching this video got me so angry I could see stars! The Gorgas have really, REALLY gone down the trash chute! Even for them. It’s like watching some bad dream, where you can’t wake up, but everything is happening wrong, and you can’t say a thing to stop it!
I still do not know how the Giudices have held their tongues to the extent they have. They are better than I, for sure! I swear, if TSIL had done her stupid on her knees high school drama move to me? I think for the first time in my life, I’d have wanted to clock her into next week. This, from someone totally anti-violence! How can Andy even try to bring the same old BS line Blame Teresa to these scenes, I wonder? But I’m sure he’ll find a way….
Well, for now, It is so gratifying, seeing these two begin unravelling. I hold little hope it will continue, but if bravo is smart they will keep the truth coming. Talk about a ratings bonanza.
LOLLLL I will never forget reading here about wee joey’s hair club mess! The. Best. I was gasping for air laughing so hard last night.
Apologies for going on much longer than I’d planned! I always do that here!
Hope everyone, new posters and old timers here, have a great weekend ahead of you! And big thank you to Fame for keeping this place going day after day. Seriously great job!
Ok. Back to my regular scheduled snarking and lurking. 🙂
Hi Kali! FW is my go-to, to help me relieve the continuous stress of my every day life – believe it or not! LOL! Please continue to speak up, voice your opinions, and keep us posted on how you are doing!!!! Hope you are at least making some progress with your health. Sending lots of Get Well wishes your way!! 🙂
I am so thankful for this post, Kali, because it echoes my thoughts exactly and I just could not come up with the words myself. I love it here and you’ve nailed the reasons why. This week has been horrible for me as my sons have both had surgery. We are in an acute crisis that we will get past (god willing) and I know many posters here have chronic issues they (or their family members) have to work through every day.
Anyway, this week I have been totally 100% engaged with my sons’ recoveries. At night, I “sleep” on the floor between their rooms to be quickly available to them. All this to say simply that the few moments I have to myself when they are both sleeping I am on my iPhone. Not to check emails, not to catch up on the News or Weather, but here on famewhorgas! This site has truly provided the escape I have heard many of you talk about in the past.
Thanks all, I truly feel warmth and affection towards you all (dee and gold coins aside), and am so grateful to Fame for bringing us here.
So sorry for your misfortune. You will get past this.
NinaK – I am sure your sons will both come through this with the end result that the surgeries were a success. And you will come through as well. You show your strength – you are a devoted mom and your sons are lucky to have you – prayers and (((NinaK))) 🙂
Awww, Nina, sounds like an awful week. Hopefully your boys bounce back quickly, as kids are often known to do. In the meantime, don’t forget to do something for yourself even if it is a bubble bath while reading Fame.
Oh Nina! What a week! I hope your boys are ok!!!!!!! I can’t begin to imagine. I’ll be thinking of you!
Thank you so much for your kind words of encouragement. It means a lot to me (and if I’m being honest my eyes welled up when reading them). Right now I hear the boys giggling in the next room with my Mom completely unaware of their pain for the moment… those giggles are what are getting me through. Oh yea, that and the awesome blogs and hilarious posts on famewhorgas 🙂
Exactly how most of us feel. Love your last sentence.
Hi Kali, great post!! I don’t comment a lot but, am here all the time…every time I’m here my thoughts are always the same..Fame has created more then a blog. It’s a community filled with the most wonderful people!! Kind, caring, generous, funny, warm, thoughtful….etc. I truly look forward to coming to this site everyday. The people here are my virtual friends. And although we don’t know each other..we know we are never alone. Wether it’s about the HW’s, kids, life, spouses, happy times, sad times…this group geuinely cares. Pretty amazing if you ask me!! 🙂
I left out smart..lol
It goes without saying!
I think you have pretty much summed it up, Dubba! The FW community is pretty amazing, isn’t it?! 🙂
It really is Jeannie! Nothing like it out there!! This particular thread was beyond hilarious. So glad to have a place to hang out. 🙂
Just wanted to add a couple of things….
I’m not sure Rosie didn’t see at least some of gorga charging, as she entered not much after T, but either way I give her credit for being the ONLY one to attempt to pull him off….but the rest of these fools ABSOLUTELY saw it yet they ALL jumped on Guidice. They were “holding him back” AND ALL attacking him (slapping, pinching, gauging etc). Never did it appear that they were “breaking it up”, “pulling them apart” nope, just holding him down. I find that EXTREMELY odd behavior & not at all normal as that is what would be expected, if anything, to be done to the AGGRESSOR ie JOE GORGA! Now Melissa….. Every action she displayed proved how calculating & conniving she really is & clearly how she couldn’t give a rats ass if her husband was hurt. Her agenda was to get in any attack she could on Joe & Teressa. Down to her watching every move T was making (as she pretended to “help/protect her husband). Her bullshit cries to “help your brother” only came when she saw T leaving to get help. Everything from getting the hat back on his head to the “aftermath” bullshit talk, blame T & joe….blah blah blah comes down to this & this ONLY………. SHE & the rest if them blatantly & confidently expected the magical slice & dice editing of Bravo to pin it ALL ON THE GUIDICE’s! So they bullshitted & set them up as usual, got what they could of their nasty, evil, hurtful comments, digs & “punches in….all knowing they had Bravo on their side to again, make them look like the victims……sure hope they are pissed at their boss…..but should be a little greatful, as all the previews & 1st look at least gives them a little time to see & read the blogs to help them try and concoct their backpedaling &create their “collective” bullshit story against T……whew .. had to get that off my chest, thanks 🙂
Oh one more thing, MAJOR PROPS to Juicy for not only taking the attack of 4 on one & merely only holding puss ass Joey (sans the 2 punches he gave him). He showed pure courage & more important RESISTANCE & RESPECT and COMPLETE CONTROL of their barbaric attack!!!! As I am absolutely certain he knew how easily Kathy & Melissa may have gotten hurt had he engaged as FUCKTARDS rich & gorga did! At least HE had concern for these losers wives….that my friends is ….a real MAN!
No no no you don’t! No more lurking. THANKYOU for such a lovely post and I’m so sorry to read you have health issues. This place kept me sane when I was on bed rest and quickly became a place to visit with great friends!
POST MORE!
Ps, that was for Kali. The Australian Introductory Tour to Ava is underway and I’m on my iPhone – again…
PS 575 comments – how am I meant to keep up with youes?
Sackem – I am sure Miss Ava will be the belle of the ball while she is making her debut – at 5 months, with all smiles and her personality emerging! Oh, there will be alot of love going on Down Under!!
Oh crap, forgot to add… I also think he uses his spray on hair/hair in a can on his eyebrows!!!
I thought the same thing about the eyebrows. Thank God SloJo was exposed so he can stop with the charade before it turned into a Grouch Marx thing with a shoe polish mustache.
You know, I get the feeling that from the very onset of this “retreat” the Whorgas had a plan. I really think they want their own “table flipping” so to speak. That put Teresa on the map as far as I’m concerned and was the beginning for her. I think those 2 stunats think that if they have their
own “flip out” version that it’s what the audience wants and will bring on the drama so to speak.
I don’t know, I may be way off but it just escalated too quickly for me…
yep you’re absolutely right – this draaaaaama with Mego on knees – I observed it closely, she was waiting for the right moment , it was planned, she was acting so badly.
They are all standing , Richie says “You know what I think we should do, I think u guys you should talk, back out, let them let them leave them alone ( and btw it was the only wise thing Richie said through his whooole life)”.
And Kathy , Richie walk away and Richie shows Melissa “leave them alone” , he points at her because she’s the only one who doesn’t want to walk away … And than we see Melissa thinking few seconds – if not now than when? I have to act right now! This is my moment! – and she starts this crazy fake drama on her knees.
Someone probably told her she performs well on her knees and she thinks it also applies to putting on airs for Jesus and begging people to give her what she wants.
That whole “Thank you Jesus!” persona she had Season 3 (note how that feel to the wayside last season and this season) was so off-putting to me – it is what made me suspicious of her in the first place, especially after the Christening scene, first Episode. This was our introduction to TSIL and Josephine. It was borderline blasphemous, in my opinion. This may be harsh, but t disgusted me when she got on her knees, made the Sign of the Cross – wrong! – and “prayed” to her father before she went on stage to sing “On Display” – that scene was so fake and contrived. Yes, she may love her father, but she definitely does NOT follow Jesus’ teachings.
Exactly Jeannie … if you a phrase like that ALL the time, it doesn’t just go away. I’m glad it did as it was soooooo fake.
In the movie “Evil Under The Sun”, there is a witty exchange between Maggie Smith and Diana Rigg. Something about them both being chorus girls together in their youth and that Maggie’s character could never keel up with Diana’s success because she could “kick her legs higher and spread them wider…” Sort of reminds me of the Montville Whore – her boobs were a “gift” from someone at the strip club. Lord knows who she did for the nose job. She must “perform” pretty well because it certainly has earned her quite the collection of knick-knaks and a lovely cardboard mansion…
Think back to the car park fight last season at the white party – she was egging Teresa on to hit her and alluding to it becoming a famous moment ie the table flip. She ‘s been hankering for a table flip moment since day one and all she gets is her pocket size husband getting his butt kicked or crying.
Sounds like something she would be working toward. Her plans backfired big time at the retreat. Everything happened so fast she had no chance to control it. awe lol
And they were coached by none other Wacko Jacko. That’s why Melissa was seen on camera mouthing to Nut Nibbler “It’s me, you and Jacqueline.”
I think you are absolutely correct, Canuk. Melissa said in an interview, “she doesn’t mind the haters because it makes her more famous”.
Ya she minds. She wants to be the next big thing. People who are constantly protecting their ego desire to be worshiped. Keep telling her what you see in her, it drives her nuts lol
I think she minds too.
Yes she is a shameless famewhore, but if she didn’t care about an image she wouldn’t have been trying to squash the stripper/cheating rumors.
Messy’s a dolt, her reasoning is f-up. Teresa is loved and famous Messy is hated and famous. I guess in her twisted mind as long as she gets more famous even if it’s by being hated it’s a good thang. Way to build a brand dumb-ass.
Wow! It is almost like Christmas morning when I was a child. Almost 100 new comments over night.
Miss moma – your grandbabies are all beautiful and I am sure our Little Mighty Max is thriving!!!
Thank you Jeannie. He is thriving and becoming more and more of joy each day. Hope you mother is still well. I am loving all of these new posters who have joined the Fame fambily.
God if I met Melissa I would slap the shit out of her. She truly is scum. WHY in the HELL would Thresa help Joe Gorga when he just called her scum, and said he wasn’t sticking with her? o.O Why would she stick with him? Then Melissa is whining oh you didn’t help your brother wtf?!
Love it. Slojo now has fake hair, fake home, fake marriage, fake life, fake wife. This is absolutely the funniest thing I have ever seen. I hate myself for reveling in this. I can’t help it. I have been laughing for two days every time I think about it. I hope that Bravo knows this is going to get them some heavy duty ratings. Everyone wants to tune in to see Slojo get shoe polish all over the cast. He finally got his 15 minutes of fame and it will be said ” you know that little guy from HWNJ that got that spray on hair stuff all over everyone during a scene when he was biting Teresa’s husbands balls” Hahahahaha I just can’t stop laughing.
I feel the same way DD. I keep telling myself how immature I am for loving this so much and then laugh some more because like I give a f about being immature over something like this. Thing is, Joey is an attractive guy all on his own. He doesn’t understand how he is making a complete fool of with all this fake crap he has going on. It’s like he thinks he’s some big Hollywood superstar leading man. I like him better bald as a cue ball than trying to hold onto something that isn’t there. Like someone else said, he has beautiful eyes…he can pull off bald. Either be bald or get plugs…none of this spray on shit that you have to worry about every second of the day.
Another thing, Jeannie…this is for you. Do you think Melissa might be using clip in extensions rather than the glue in ones or whatever they are called. Would explain the talking heads and hair length. I would never do the ones that are glued, beaded, or braided in but I am going to get ones that clip in for fullness sometimes. One of my friends got the beaded in ones not too long ago and is having a lot of problems with it knotting up like crazy.
Yikes, Princess!! I know nothing about extensions!!! My only thought is that if you are going to get them, being that they are costly, you might as well go for it, spend the money and the best you can afford! 🙂
Honestly this isn’t a fair comment to black women, hair can be very expensive to get and to get done. Sometimes you have to get cheap hair or cheap wigs, I know I do, if I didn’t I would look crazy. I hate Melissa, but I have to stand up for black women, and let it be known that sometimes all you can afford is 20-50 dollar hair and a 50 dollar sew in.
Britney, she didn’t mean anything by that. I’m a white girl and I couldn’t afford extensions like my friend got. I wouldn’t want the sew in kind with my hair type anyway, so good thing I don’t want them 😀
Jeannie, I was thinking it was you talking about the talking heads and extensions. Apologies, it was Moma.
No worries princess!
Britney – I am so sorry if you took offense to this, but honestly I don’t see how I offended you or this would offend black women. My very first sentence, I make it crystal clear I don’t know anything about extensions so that would explain my not having much knowledge. I then said whatever is the best you can afford then go for it meaning whether that would be $20 or $2,000 given I have no idea how much it would cost and I have no idea what Princess’ financial situation is. Princess expressed interest in getting extensions; I simply said if you are going to invest in them, get the best you can afford – plain, simple and not offensive to anyone.
Again, I am sorry if you took offense when there was no offense meant.
I wasn’t offended I understand you know nothing about extensions. I just wanted everyone else to know, buying the best isn’t always affordable for any woman, of any age. I understood what you meant when talking about Melissa I just needed to clarify to other people, getting the best for extensions is not always possible. I do agree however investing in the best is the best way to go, but I don’t want people, off the street making fun of the average woman if she doesn’t have a 500 dollar weave.
Sorry Britney – first of all, I have never talked about Melissa’s extensions. Second of all, what I said was – get the best you can afford whether it is 20 dollars or 200 dollars. If all you can afford is 20 dollars than that is great. if you can afford 200 dollars that is great too. Either way you have invested in the best you can afford not anyone else.
You also said my comment was not fair to black women. Well I think that was an unfair response.
My comment never said, inferred, or insinuated nor would I ever want people “off the street” making fun of any one for anything – ever.
FYI – my mother, who is terminally ill, is bald because she has lupus. She wears a wig – it is not the best high quality, but it is what she can afford and she looks fantastic in it.
I just don’t want people reading this then looking at people and thinking wtf is in her hair why didn’t she buy “the best” that is all, I know you did not mean for people to take it that way, but it happens. I have been ridiculed by people who are not black about not wearing my real hair and they get it from reading things off the internet whether the original author intended to be negative or positive, I only mentioned it wasn’t fair to black women because lets be honest we are the ones who buy the most hair and wear the most weaves, and it is not always natural looking, I want people to understand we are trying to do are best but that is not always affordable. I am trying to put a different perspective on extensions that is all.
Britney –
While that may be all well and good that you just don’t want people reading this saying wtf is in her hair and you don’t want people off the street to make fun of black women, guess what – I don’t want people reading this and thinking why the fu*k is Jeannie5233 making comments unfair to black women, and forming an erroneous opinion of me, based on your response.
You took my comment, which was innocuous and had no hidden meaning or agenda, made an unfair response to it saying it was unfair to black women; thereby taking it completely out of context, and then turned it into a platform for yourself. You do not know me and to take my comment on a public blog and make a veiled accusation that my statement was unfair to black women is really not very nice.
I am 61 years old and have never had anyone say anything like that to me in my entire life. I have lived all over the country and worked with people of all ages and ethnicities. I was very active in the Trevor Project and worked with LGBT youth. My daughter brought home children at risk coming from the shelter she worked at and those children were given love and support with open arms in my home. My other daughter taught minorities in the LA school system and we took them shopping to buy whatever they needed when they needed it whether it was a toothbrush, a lunch or a dress to wear to a dance. I even paid for a dentist to give a kid a filling because his tooth hurt so bad. When I lived in California, I volunteered with Project AngelFood which provides meals to people with HIV and AIDS. My daughter has a friend who is a son to me – he is black and I would give my life for him. My mother’s nurse and her spiritual counselor from the hospice team are black – I love them like family. This is just a very small glimpse at a person who you feel made a comment unfair to black women.
I am probably one of the most fair people you would ever meet and, let me assure you, given my eperiences in my childhood and my life, I do not need to be schooled on how to behave when I see someone whose hair doesn’t look right. My mother taught me well and I learned that lesson a long, long time ago.
Am I being defensive – damn straight I am. I have been commenting on this blog for almost a year now on a regular basis and most people here know who and what I am about and what I stand for. I don’t take kindly to the possibility new people coming on this blog, not knowing me or never having read any of my other commets or knowing my story, will come away thinking false things about me – that I make comments unfair to and about black women. Your comment is now published and whether you intended to or not, it now stands and the inference is there permanently. You, by your comment, have given me no choice but to defend myself.
OH MY…I accidentally stirred up a hornets nest here!!
Jeannie…obviously Britney has met some really shitty people to ridicule her about something like that and reacted. I don’t think she intended to imply that you were racist or question your integrity, just reacted on something she might be a bit sensitive about.
Britney, Jeannie is NOT that kind of person though. I think a very innocent comment was taken totally the wrong way which sometimes happens when we are reading rather than hearing it being said. You said yourself that you get the best you can afford and that’s all Jeannie was saying as well.
While we may make fun of the people on this show, we must remember where it is coming from. They all like to put it out there that they are very much above and beyond the normal every day person and we love to knock them down a few pegs. Most of us are not cruel or mean people in our normal lives and would never think to make fun of anyone because they are wearing a knock off dress, huge fake eyelashes, or are singing off tune at a karaoke bar. Well, I might if I had a few white russians and that person had a holier than thou attitude… But THAT is why we can comment about these people. They are on a “reality” show, they signed up for it, and many of them think they are above everyone else.
Fame, can you delete this entire thread if that is agreeable to Jeannie, Britney, and Moma. I truly did not mean to stir all of this up.
Reply to princess
I agree with you princess, “delete”. I believe Britney may have inadvertently replied to Jeannie, as I am the one who used the word “cheap”.
Everyone who reads this website knows I try to figure out how badly Bravo has manipulated the timeline of an episode. I was using “teeth” a while back, then I started using “extensions” as a work tool. (You know how funny that sounds, now that I typed it.)
The few people, I personally know, who have opted for extensions (prom, play, weddings) used the ones that last a few months. They were a bit pricey. In my opinion, that hair tar Josephine used, has to be about the cheapest tool one can use to conceal hair loss. It also appears Josephine and TSIL cut corners on anything they have to actually “purchase”, i.e., faucet, sink and take advantage of anything given or loaned to them. I automatically assumed TSIL hair extensions were cheap also.
Reply to Princess –
You didn’t stir a hornet’s nest at all by any means. One again, your heart shows through.
Reply to m\Moma –
You are very kind, as always, moma but the response and the ones after are clearly to me and my original comment to Princess.
Thank you princess. That hair of Melissa’s really had my mind working. I assumed Melissa always purchased the best of everything for herself. Naturally, she would have the cold fusion extensions, which are the best and are somewhat pricey. They last about six months. I have a cousin and daughter-in-law in the business.
So Melissa uses the “clip ins”. More than likely the cheaper ones. Mystery solved. “Cheap life, cheap wife, cheap everything, take a page from her book.”
Hmmm… Not to defend Melissa but there is different types of hair extensions and how to put them on. I am black I would know, I research weaves and everything. That method isn’t always necessarily the best.
Britney, whatever kind you are using, from what I can see, your hair is beautiful! Very pretty girl.
Do you ever do clip ins? If so, how do you care for them (and it might be different white hair vs. black hair…sorry, I have no clue!!) and how do you store them? I hope to get some soon but the storage issue has me in a tizzy. I’ve looked up all kinds of things about storage and have gotten myself all confused 😀
I used to do clip in’s when my hair was longer. I used human hair and actually sewed the clips on the weft of the hair myself. And yes black hair and white hair is different. Usually black women get yaky hair(which is the texture of permed black hair), but now curly hair type extensions are popular brazilian, indian, chinese remy, all those hairs cost a lot however 100-500. So most people end up buying overly processed human hair, or human hair.synthetic blend this can range from 20-100. The most expensive hair you can get is european or white hair texture that can cost you from 500-1000 bucks. I always store my hair in the container it came in, it should do just fine. If you do a wig I use a wig head. My natural hair texture is a tricky one and thats why I say the micro method can’t always work it usually can only work for curly or straight hair textures but it last forever, for me a basic weave is fine but my hair grows too fast and the braids bunch up and get loose, so I like wigs the best. In my picture I am wearing a chinese yaky wig and it cost me almost 400 bucks, it would still be a good wig but I lost it during a move 😦
Wow…sounds like WAAAAAY too many choices!! That’s what I was planning on doing…human hair and sewing it on myself. I planned on going with my hair stylist and getting the best I could afford but I really want to stay under $150.
I did the synthetic ones one year for Halloween…my natural hair was a stacked bob so I had to have my stylist put them in and get creative. Anyway, met up with some friends I hadn’t seen in 20 years and when I saw them the next time I saw them they were freaked out that I “got all my hair chopped off” lol! It was all synthetic and while it looked realistic enough, I didn’t think it looked THAT realistic. Maybe they had a few before I got there 😀
That’s a wig?! Looks great…too bad you lost it!
Synthetic hair actually blends in nicely with straighter hair textures. Jessica Simpson makes some nice clip in’s I believe those are synthetic. If the synthetic hair is really good texture you can sometimes curl it(although I haven’t met one yet that actually curls nicely, even though I see youtube guru’s doing it). It would be cheap and right with your budget.
I think perhaps it depends on the type of hair a person has perhaps. My daughter had them put in for a performance last year. She check with her/my cousin and her sister-in-law, they both recommended the cold fusion. In my opinion, her hair is very much like Melissa’s.
My only daughter with her hair extensions.
http://dallascomedyhouse.com/2012/03/comedy-centerfold-lauren-gravois-brizendine/
moma – your daughter is an amazing Wonder Woman!!!
What a great article. Lauren is beautiful inside and out.
Cold fusion is nice, but there are other methods. Personally for me I liked clip ins. I could never do cold fusion because of my hair texture. Clip ins allow you to have a glamourous look when you want to and long hair when you want. Beyonce and Oprah have money and they get like weaves and wigs yes they spend thousands of dollars but that isn’t always the easiest method, because you have to have hair that fits your natural texture.
I personally, and this is just me, can’t stand the thought of something fused to my hair. I imagine I’d feel like I had bugs in my hair or something. Also, I do very little with my hair on a day-to-day basis and it would be a huge waste of $ for me. And, I like options anyway. I liken them to an accessory similar to my Victoria Secret chicken cutlets + bombshell bra…I don’t wear those every day, but when I want boobies, slip those cutlets in and BOOM, cleavage! Man, add me some clip ins and volume and I will really think I’m somethin’ 😀
Pretty girl. Heck with the hair extensions…I want her long, pretty legs!
You have a very pretty daughter! Smart too. She didn’t pick Real Housewives as her fav tv show… lol j/k… you should be very proud and I’m sure you are.
I know nothing about extensions either. I just know I would never get anything attached to my real hair. I have a lot of it but it’s very fine and tangles in a mess. I stopped using shampoo and just use conditioner which helps considerably. At first I couldn’t imagine not using shampoo… worrying if it would actually get clean but I was assured that the conditioner has enough detergent in it and it ended up being true. I do use shampoo on occasion… usually if I use a lot of product in my hair which I don’t often do. Even then, I only put it on my roots. I had nice, shiny hair when I was younger but geez… the things no one ever tells you about getting older… one of which is dull, drab hair. Since I changed to conditioner only… my hair is shinier, healthier and as I said, hardly tangles at all any longer. That alone is worth it. It used to tangle so bad I’d sometimes have to cut out the knots. One more thing… it doesn’t have to be an expensive conditioner… actually the less expensive ones work better I’m told… a good thing for me being on a tight budget now. I usually get what’s on sale… or Suave is always a good choice.
I think she probably does clip ins if the talking heads are filmed as others have said. I haven’t researched the different types of extensions…obviously my hair is already long and I just can’t stand the thought of something fused into my hair somehow. My plan is to buy the best human hair I can find and sew it to the clips myself. I think the opposite of you and think she probably buys the most expensive hair she can find. Who knows…if she does clip ins I’d like to pick her brain on how she stores them though 😀
And Moma, apologies…I was thinking it was Jeannie who was in a quandry about the talking heads! It was YOU…
I am not trying to bitch anyone out or be mean, I hope you guys understand this, I just want people to understand extensions, and weaves and wigs, because I don’t want people making fun of the average person off the street that is all. Sorry. I promise I love you guys, you are funny and sweet people. Not trying to be a bitch just informing.
I actually love learning about new stuff. This is great information as I had no clue what the options available out there are.
Hi Britney not a bitch in the slightest, love the info, makes for fascinating reading and I love learning about hair extensions. thank you!!
I feel the same way DD! I am almost, but not really, ashamed for taking so much out of these people being embarrassed, but they have had this coming to them since they first unleashed themselves to the public from the very first episode. It was clear from day one that part of their agenda was to take down Teresa. There is something to be said for that old Bible saying: An eye for an eye.
BWHAHAHAHA
Has anyone heard from Miss Celi since yesterday?
Celi posted on the previous article that she had gotten wonderful news and didn’t have to go to court, which I know you and all of us here are REALLY HAPPY about. By the way, Princess, have I told you how much I love your heart?
JUST CELI says:
July 17, 2013 at 1:17 PM
hey i have the most amazing news ,(no ,im not pregnat at almost 70)hehehe
we just got a call from ca we dont have to go to court thursday bcus we said we would take it to a grand j and they accepted the punishment that was given june 24th plus 2extra weeks in .so thank thank thank you all for prayer.
The power of prayer and/or positive thoughts. It baffles me that more people do not try it, it costs nothing and the results are amazing.
I’m not religious Moma, but I HAVE found that thinking positive thoughts bring about positive things more often than not. At the very least, thinking negatively doesn’t do anything but give you wrinkles and headaches, LOL.
I do understand how people get overwhelmed. That’s why having a support system, even if it’s a mishmash of strangers on a Famewhorgas blog, who can be positive for you when you are unable to is so great. It’s kinda crazy (good crazy, not Jac crazy) when you think about it! I hope Miss Celi and her family can begin to heal now!
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE PRAYERS AND KINDNESSES
OF POSITIVE THINKING
I JUST FOUND OUT OUR LIL GIRL HAD STOPPED TAKING A PERSCRIBED MED HER DR.ORDERED TO HELP HER DEAL WITH THINGS ,(COURT ,IN ALL THAT SHE IS GOING THROU SINCE MARCH ,WE DID WONDER WHY SHE HAS BEEN CRYING SO MUCH AND SO UNSETTLEING,AND SCARED MORE THEN USUAL.IT IS SO DANGEROUS TO STOP TAKING A MED AND NOT TELL US.I FEEL SO HELPLESS AND SO STRESSED AND NOW A BRITNEY IS UPSET WITH ME OVER SOMETHING I SAID UP THREAD AND I JUST APOLIGIZED ,I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT BACK WITH WORDS ,I M LIKE TERESA IN THAT DEPTMENT.I MEANT NOTHING ,I WILL STAY OFF AWHILE AND JUST FOCUS ON CARRYING OUR CROSS.
I DO LOVE YOU ALL SO BLESSINGS TO ALL ,IF I COULD ERASE WHATEVER I SAID I WOULD BUT ITS HERE .
Celi – you didn’t say anything wrong – do not feel like you have to apologize or stay away. There are African-Americans, and there are also Americans who are black whose origins are not from Africa but from other parts of the world. Your use of African-American was totally in line. I am Irish-American, and my husband belongs to an Italian American Club
Do not feel bad Celi – you have been through enough and, again, you didn’t say anything wrong. We love you! XO
Hi Miss Celi. Maybe that is good news that she quit taking her medicine, meaning that once she starts back up it you will hopefully notice her dealing with what she has been through. Not that it is good to just stop meds and not tell anyone, but hopefully that is the reason she hasn’t been coping as well as you would like. Your family has been through so much…I hope you are getting some help as well. Please be sure to take some time each day just for Miss Celi. Promise me?
DON’T YOU DARE STAY AWAY FROM US!!!!! You have done nothing wrong, so just put that out of your mind. You apologized for any unintentional hurt feelings, regardless, and the matter should be put to rest.
Love you Miss Celi!!!
Do not stay away. We love hearing from you. And also you need this blog as your get away.
Thank you Jeannie…I somehow missed that post and was worried since I didn’t see anything. I was having connectivity issues all day and night on Wednesday when all the good stuff was coming in (OF COURSE), so that explains that! Whew…that brought happy tears to my eyes! So glad that little girl didn’t have to go in AGAIN… Did Celi ever make public what the punishment was? I hope it was nice and long and acceptable to Celi’s family. Or as acceptable as it could be under the circumstances anyway.
And you are too sweet Jeannie. I am pretty soft-hearted but I can be a jackass just as easily, so don’t build me up too much 😀 Thank you though…your entire post made an already good day even better!!!
You guys are so great to each other! It’s really nice to see that. So many other blogs are nothing but people arguing back and forth, saying hateful things to each other. That is very rare on here and seems to be the same one or two persons each time when it does happen. Anyway, I didn’t see what comment Miss Celi was referring to but from what I read in this message it doesn’t make sense. When in the world did that become a derogatory term? It hasn’t as far as I know and I feel awful that Miss Celi is taking it to heart (and it seems to be a big one). Miss Celi if you’re reading this, listen to Jeannie. She knows what she’s talking about.
Oh be Quiet momajackie and Jeannie! jk
I’m “Gnome” kidding!!!
“Eggmit” how funny this blog was!
When is Dandy going to announce…
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(OMG…funniest responses EVER!!)
Love ya Fame!
I THINK SHE DROPPED TO HER KNEES, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT TERESA KNOWS SOMETHINGS ABOUT HER AND SHE WAS BEGGING HER TO PLEASE STOP.
Haters up the ass here. You Teresa fans are in denial of this simple fact: Melissa is a true america-italian beauty, educated, dancer, singer, composer, author, hit maker, business lady. Teresa is a sterga and a disgrazia
1. You mean fake American-Italian
2. You mean uneducated, example like when she eggmits something.
3. By dancer you mean she can’t dance with those 2 left feet.
4. By singer you mean autotuner…
5. Composer- are you referring to the lies she compose s?
6. Author? Hahaha
7. Hitmaker – Do you mean scratch maker by which she clawed away at juicy
What you said.
Dancer, singer, composer, hit maker, business lady — She can’t dance, She can’t sing without auto-tune, What has she composed and more importantly what has she made a hit??? Whe writeing a crap book with a ghostwriter — it’s not out yet so we’ll see how that works for her. How the heck is she a business lady? Whathas she been successful at? She clawed her way on a show to take her sister-in-law down and that didn’t work to well now did it? Teresa is educated as well and I think has proven she is a business woman.
I’m so glad you feel overwhelmed by the amount of people who would gather to discuss someone we admire. I am sure a true fan of TSIL would be able to create a website in hopes of overshadowing this one. I don’t like shallow people that need to be flattered for what they think they are about. I like people with substance and confidence who know what they have and appreciate it when others see it as well.
Hey Goldie! Long time no see!
Got an idea for ya – being that you are so passionate about the Whorgas, why don’t you start your own pro website. Let’s see how long that lasts and how many comments you get – oh, that’s right – you have so many multiple identities, you would be able to answer and hold an entire conversation all by yourself!
Yeah, have at it and good luck with that! In your own words, “Whatever!”
“Haters up the a– here.” How many times do I have to remind you, the blog is titled “Fame Whorgas”.
Here I am at the dealership waiting area and I just saw another customer wearing white tennis shoes with black scruff marks and it brought tar baby to mind. LOL
“Tar Baby”!!!! BWAHAHAHA!
So here is what I got:
Jaq. Tweets about Teresa being a moron on 2/8/2013 which is brought up during the retreat so obviously it was before the retreat.
An article in All About the Real Housewives written on 2/14/2012 had an exclusive about the retreat where the source says the following about the retreat:
“The producers came before hand and looked around the site last week approving the spot and the housewives arrived Sunday leaving Tuesday morning!”
So, this puts retreat between somewhere around 2/8 and 2/14. This means the left on the retreat on 2/10/13 and came back on 2/12/13. Here are Melissa’s tweets during the time:
14 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
@joegorga love you.
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21 : 02
14 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
@ZENVOUSA Hi bobby!! Same to you!
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16 : 55
14 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
Happy VDay! Show your love thru donating to @THON. 46 hours, no sleeping, no standing, all dancing #ForTheKids #BeatCancer #pennstate
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11 : 15
13 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
I’ve been so busy partying, cheating, stripping and borrowing money. I’m exhausted!! What’s next? I robbed a bank? #AllLies
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15 : 55
13 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
Join the challenge! Play #ProjectRunway #RunwayRecall for a chance to win $1K each week and $10K grand prize. #ad http://t.co/mtSbKuY8
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15 : 00
11 Febmelissa zimmermann @mrszoomer
Letting @melissagorga get me through the last 3 hrs of work #ijustwanna #howmanytimes #rockstar #CNAsRock http://t.co/CnPoA6Nz
Retweeted by Melissa Gorga
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8 : 55
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
:-)RT @KrsaMaeFshr: @melissagorga are you at the Grammys tonight? You should be!
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20 : 29
10 FebTerry Rodriguez @terryr93
@melissagorga should b nominated 4 a Grammy!! Love her songs!! #Grammy #MelissadeservesGrammy
Retweeted by Melissa Gorga
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20 : 29
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
My favorite night of the year!!! #grammys
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20 : 06
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
@MelissaGorgaFAN thank you.. It’s http://t.co/qIIXd6LJ now! Xo
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19 : 39
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
Seriously, this kid makes me weak…. http://t.co/UxQGuFw5
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10 : 46
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
@hwandnewsjunkie @joegorga aww, hi girls! Xo
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9 : 36
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
Look at my Hottie Husband @joegorga on a billboard!! #hesmine http://t.co/JWFQfEhX
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9 : 30
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
Dancing queens.. http://t.co/p0t22Cxd
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9 : 22
10 FebMelissa Gorga @melissagorga
@LysaSimpson @kimpirrella 6th grade. Real peeps.
Interesting notes – Melissa didn’t respond to the cheating rumors until she got back from the retreat. She also retweeted an negative article about Teresa when Wendy Williams went off about the cheating rumors. Within a few days, their were pictures of the family together. When someone asked poison if they made up, he said no.
By the tweets and the information above, we can assume this fight happened on the Sunday of their arrival. Which is probably early morning because that is when Melissa did most of her tweeting and when she twitted the Joe Gorga billboard.
No tweets between 10am and 8pm – but notice the tweets at 8pm – she tweeting about the grammy’s like that fight didn’t occur that day. And almost all of Teresa’s tweets are business related. On 2/10 – Teresa doesn’t start tweeting until around 3 pm.
I’m here Moma!!!!!!!!!!!
G’day to all the new contributors! I’ve been stifling my giggles during the 4am feed at my in laws!
The last time I laughed this much was when this Boris and Natasha team threatened to “Gorganize” the world. This time it is so much better and I did not think that could be possible. My parents always said, “do not be something you are not.”
Kiss that baby girl for me.
Well they wanted a moment that would go down in history – I guess the big guy upstairs works in mysterious ways!
Hope all the grand kids are getting into the groove. I miss being able to sit and read here!!
PS I need the Clift Notes on this thread.. A bullet point presentation will be fine.
I’m with you Sackem…I can’t keep up!!!!
There is an article about Teresa suggesting Kathy’s in laws for next seasons cast…. Hilarious
Also.. I think teresa said that in case Melissa’s sisters were trying to get on.. But why would they want to? They would have conflict w their own sister. I bet they watch every season just hoping they show up in some episodes ..not knowing what made the cut
A preview for Sundays episode has a camera outside looking in on the fight and if you look closer, melissa is going insane on juicys face…
Side note: love how Rosie “comes out” to Kathy’s kids in the show after all these years..clearly Kathy had. Problem with it… Ok fine at least be up front about it..lots of ppl aren’t very supportive of it. Just say it
They wanted to get on the show in the worst way. They thought if they got on then they could get a spin off with Melissa and be like the Kardashians. Why anyone would want to be like them is beyond me… but then again we’re talking about the Marcos. Nothing surprises me.
Where did you see the article?? I can’t find a thing.
are joe and mel getting comments on twitter about hair? are they tweeting at all right now? I am just wondering what there response is to this new info..
If so, they aren’t showing up on her Twitter feed as far as I can tell. I don’t know how that works but it looks to me like her settings are such that only her Tweets, Retweets and possibly things she responds to shows up on her feed. Same with Joey but if you go to Joey’s Twitter, there are some nice comments under the Instagram photo he posted there on July 14 (getting sexy with his tattooed hotties or something like that).
I have been saying it from day 1 that Joey has show polish as hair dye! HAHA!! It’s so obvious! The cheap dye is pitch black and it doesn’t match his facial hair. The best part about it is them playing dumb about it when you see it smeared all up in Joey’s hat. LMAO!!!!! Melissa was getting in hits too by scratching Joe in the face like the dirty person she is. Joey charged at Joe! So its Joey’s fault. I’m sorry but when Melissa started talking that trash to me calling me disgusting and so forth when she was scratching my husband in the face deliberately like a cat I would of personally decked her in the projector you call a forehead!
Shoe*
1. i have visited this site like everyday since it first launched, but i don’t think i have ever commented (maybe in the beginning and cannot remember?) and I just have to give Fame a HUGE THANK YOU for this site, it is BY FAR, HANDS DOWN, THE BEST rhonj site in existence! So thanks Fame for all you do, believe me, your hard work and research IS TOTALLY appreciated!
2. The shoe polish thing…….what can i say…..i CANNOT get enough of it LOLLLLL! Just cracks me up to NO END! watching the video and TSIL’s reactions to the “outing” of her balding-hair in a can husband is ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS. just hilarious! omg….my god i have been laughing for days over this.
3. @ Gessiewtf, you post some funny ass shit!
4. Whomever started the “calling the dirty shore whore by TSIL instead of her name” movement, BRILLIANT! She does not deserve to be referenced in any other way! She will NEVER be anything without clawing and grabbing at Teresa’s fame and I will never again give her the satisfaction of typing her name into this filthy ass keyboard! and yes it is super filthy, not with shoe polish, but other bits and sorts such as remnants of my mid afternoon grilled cheese sandwich, some old dried up coffee drops, dog hair, and what looks like possibly a small portion of a melted and petrified rasinette?
4. All of the nicknames for gorga are so damn funny, but best of all in my opinion is “shoe polish joe” due to TSIL trying to cover up the obvious and desperate attempt to name the source of the mysterious black sludge covering the entire room.
just. too. damn. funny.
Welcome back chupacabra … keep on posting!
I agree chupacabra… Fame is my hero and there are a lot of very clever and witty people here. Glad you posted.
I have just one problem with the whole spray-on hair thing. If you were spraying black stuff on your head, why would you wear a white hat? Wouldn’t it get all over the hat? And I don’t see how he could put on a white shirt after spraying his head without the stuff getting on his shirt? I can’t pull a white shirt over my head after I apply makeup without it rubbing off. And you obviously don’t want to spray your head with that stuff after getting dressed. The only reason that I have a problem with it is because it looks like it smeared really easy on everyone. You would think it would be all over his clothes before the fight. But I can’t think of any other possibility as to what that black stuff could be.
Maybe he wears one of those smocks that they put on you when you get your hair done or towel.
I personally don’t think it is the spray on kind. I think it is something more like this: http://www.dermmatch.com/how-it-works/ It is a concealer type thing. Don’t know why he’d wear a white hat though…
I wonder if the reason TSIL doesn’t like when he comes near here is that she might get a smudge of his black tar? Just saying.
I thought of this, but Melissa seems more interested in being touched and touching if she is in a crowd or in public. I have been thinking sex may be her husband’s reward if he has a fight with his sister. She looks comfortable feeding her ego teasing men. For Richie to say he wants her infront of his wife had to be a huge ego boost.
It was a good thing they stayed away from Teresa for a year. They spent more time with the people they wanted to feed their egos and now Caroline is having second thoughts about TSIL. She may tell it like it is, but not when she has blinders on. Counterfiets need inspection.
Anonymous, my opinion on why Joey chooses to wear white while having black crap in his hair: 1.) When the black smears on his hat and shirts it’s easier to soak his clothes in bleach to get the black out versus using spray and wash? 2.) The white shirt and white cap were once pink, or a light pastel color and he bleached them white by accident when trying to get out the black smudge stain? 3.) He has a low IQ and didn’t even think the black hair polish would smear on everyone’s clothes/face/head when he got his butt whooped?
Lol… good guesses. IMO, the white shirt is easy… like Stefanie says, just put a smock on. As far as the hat… where the hat sits on his head may not be where the black is sprayed on. If his bald spot is on top in the middle of his head, the hat would sit around it, not on it. There is no doubt that’s where the black stuff came from just by where it ended up… exactly where the top of his head was. Also, the way TSIL came running over to put his hat on and the way she looked him up and down. Also tried to get his to take his shirt off. There is really no other explanation. Oh and also the fact that he now has a shaved head? Really? I guess he knew people were going to be asking to see his head now… lol
My question is… why on earth would he charge head first into Juicy without considering the obvious discovery of his wearing near black hair in a can? I must have thought he would take Juicy down. Big mistake. These two are so arrogant they think they can get away with anything. He probably didn’t think Teresa would run for security and thought she’d try to separate them so he could just blame the black tar on Teresa.
Wow 687 comments! This is cool! I hope everyone is enjoying their day. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. I just wanted to share that tomorrow is my stepdaughter’s birthday. She is going to be 19 tomorrow. Wow! I helped my husband raise her since she was 7 years old. I’m one proud Momma.
Congrats Stefanie! I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow and you show be proud!
And you should be Stefanie! Congratulations and I hope she has a wonderful day – 🙂
Hope your stepdaughter and your entire family have a wonderful celebration.
Happy Birthday to your youngin’ 19 is an exciting age!!!
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I have family coming over tonight. I made her a cake & have chicken in the crockpot cooking. I found a recipe online to have chicken come out like rotisserie chicken. You ball up aluminum foil in the bottom of crockpot. You season the chicken they way you want it and place it on top of foil. You cook on low for 4 to 6 hours.
If all this laughter is just being generated from the preview, I can’t wait until the show airs in its entirety.
Penny’s exclusive blogs is at Faux …. http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/rhonj-penny-drossos-karagiorgis/
Wow just wow. Everyone needs to read Penny’s blog. I am sure that Melissa is beyond mad about this one. Love it thanks for sharing the link mjulesaz.
I read Penny’s blog. Went back and it’s gone, Mob wives stuff. Glad I got to read it…UH UH HO????Did she say too much????? It was good. Maybe it will be up later, I Don’t Know
It’s still there … go this route … http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/ and then click on Penny’s blog (next to home on the top)
Sorry Jules…I didn’t see your comment until I posted mine…
Take this link from Johnny’s Twitter…it’s still there: http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/rhonj-penny-drossos-karagiorgis/
OOOOH. Thanks Jules!!
Sounds like our suspicions were correct…there are many different truths in regards to the scenes we see (Penny was told it was about Melissa, Teresa was told it was about Milania, Kim D probably knew both versions).
Wonder who else Melissa denies knowing???
Jules, any idea why I would be blocked from Faux’s twitter feed???? Never had any interaction with them (or basically anyone, really) so I’m a bit confused as to why.
Might be because I follow Grace/Queens from back when all that drama was going on, only because I’m nosey.
Just unfollowed Grace…don’t thin their Tweets are private anyway.
If you do a comment on the thread to Faux, typically she will unblock if you ask.
Ahh…thanks for that. I might just…!
Meh. Tell me something that I don’t know.
I agree. I only read a handful of viewer comments of thanks for telling us, but it seems to me that Penny really didn’t tell us anything…Bravo edits the scenes? Really? Thanks, I guess…
My thoughts exactly. Everyone here at FW already knows what she said. I am still waiting. . . .
Now Bravo is giving Brandi a spin-off show, that’s total Bullsh*t… What about giving one to Teresa..
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I wonder if they will show her getting naked drunk last week and her tampon string showing,yuck
Well let us just see how that goes. I only watch NJ at this time. The other have done so well, right?
Why? I find her to be one of the worst housewives out there. She adds nothing to Beverly Hills.
What? Why on earth? Are you kidding me? How disgusting.
I know people love her, but I can’t stand Brandi!
I saw a blurb a few weeks back that there was casting for a show for Teresa.
Where did you see this? About time if it’s true!
I think this may be the blurb if I can figure out how to share a link, http://www.allabouttrh.com/is-teresa-giudices-own-show-currently-in-development/
Thanks Pippi…it worked! Ahhh, it’s an old one but thanks all the same! Hopefully there is some truth behind it.
Your welcome princessvodka…it is somewhat old but I think it was this tweet that inspired the rumor mill.
Yep, I think you are correct. I was just hoping it was a newer one :o) She needs her own show already!!! I’d like to see one about her family though, not a cooking one.
As far as I can see, this is only a rumor and if true, in very early stages – they don’t even have a format for it yet. Another Bravo show I would not watch.
lil Joey Marco took down his construction website http://joegorgaconstruction.com/construction.htm , this is proof that he and MeHo read FameWhorgas, but they can’t take this website down, http://www.buildzoom.com/contractor/gorga-enterprises-inc ,that proves his license has expired and he is not the prominent land developer Meho claimed him to be Season 3,lmao
i clicked the link for the 2nd page redvelvetcake and i thought it was very interesting how they say “Gorga Enterprises Inc is a general contractor in Wayne, NJ with license (i deleted the license number out). Not in the top 50% of 33,223 Northern Jersey contractors.” in fact if i read this right, hes rated 55%?/ and when i click the link for how buildzoom works ( i guess how they “grade” these contractors i get this site..http://www.buildzoom.com/info/how-the-buildzoom-score-works/
i think back to that episode where they try to sell the house, and the sink counter that breaks off, missy said it was put in there bc its the kids bathroom..now i think twice on that, looks like joey marco is a shoddy construction guy contractor or what ever he is…things that make you go hmmmmmm
I do recall that he renovated apartments in Patterson, and cut dangerous corners by not removing black mold and lead paint from the buildings. Sounds like he is a slumlord to me.
The properties he renovated in Paterson are in reasonably rough working poor areas. This is *NOT* a judgement about the residents. It is an area with widespread blight and poverty. Developers scoop up old warehouses and turn them (on the cheap) into housing. You would *not* live in the area if you had a choice. The area is near St. Joseph’s Hospital off of Route 80 and is within view of the NJ Transit Main Line train. A leech like Joe (and the comment is really directed at all the developers that exploit the area) swoops in – does a slipshod conversion and then profits off the backs of the poor folks that sign a lease. To put it simply – he is a slumlord of buildings with a splash of new paint. The construction is as bad as his crappy crumbling marble sink
I thought he was a big time New Jersey,real estate developer,the way Melissa was yapping about. Here in Atlanta,the golfer Jack Nicklaus has a gated community he developed called ‘Country Club of the South’ ,with homes costing from 2 million to 6 million, where actors,atheletes and rappers live,that’s how I thought lil Joey Marco was rolling, come to find out he remodels Section 8 homes,that’s when he had a license,now he is Meho’s traveling manager/husband
Yes, and he is endangering it’s occupants to save a few bucks. There were a few contractors who had a lot to say about Joey’s shoddy and heartless practices, but it was so long ago, I don’t remember.
Saddle River, I always count on the facts from you.
The Tar Baby can’t make his site go away. That’s the terrible thing about the internet. It’s still available at: http://web.archive.org/web/20130504130523/http://joegorgaconstruction.com
and there is nothing he can do about it. When I have a spare moment I’m going to take a peek at the archived LookersNJ website to see if the Whore from the Shore appears there in any aspect…
I called the number. The answering machine said office hours 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., leave a message.
So, did you leave a message?!!!!!
No, but I will call again Monday, during office hours and inquire about their services.
Remember when Jennifer made an issue about how the sale of the house could be affected by the absence of a pool? I wonder why a contractor who specializes in pools didn’t install one in his own backyard.
That is a very good question.
He doesn’t need his own business anymore silly. Andy made him a housewive! That’s his new profession!
I have been enjoying this site, but never really posted anything. I think it is great! And it filled me in on a lot of info about Mego that I wasn’t aware of. I have mentioned you site several times on the Bravo blog…don’t know if they will all get posted, but it was worth a try. If people would come here and read all the dirt you have brought out about Teresa’s SIL and brother, they would probably see her in a different light. I was never a Mego fan, that’s why when I found this site, it was like “FINALLY”!! Keep up the good work, you are doing a great job! I check it everyday, just haven’t commented…
Welcome and Bravo doesn’t like famewhorgas and rarely let any comments post with reference to this site.
I can sorta understand that.
Hi kristyk – welcome and please continue to post!! 🙂
Welcome. I found this site searching for answers.
Jeannie, no reply button at the end of your comment to me and Moma, but thank you for being kind enough to take me out of all of that. I kind of assumed the opposite of you and Moma on the quality of extensions Melissa would have…I would think she’d have nothing but the very best since she’s the next JLo and has an image to keep intact. Rolling my eyes…
Like I said, you didn’t do anythng wrong andnow in a separate incident upthread, neither did celi. Britney also made a comment to celi confronting her about using the term African American which is a perfectly legitimate description of part of the US population. Yes, there are blacks who are not of African descent but using African American is acceptable and not considered derogatory.
There is no reason to be causing controversy here. SMH – Poor celi – she feels really badly and she has been through enough.
I know I didn’t but it all stemmed from my comment so I felt some responsibility. Oh…my. I didn’t catch that about Celi 😦
I miss Sackem, where is she?? 😦
First, Iris, I want to say don’t stress too much about your courses. You are carrying a heavy load but you will do well – rooting for you!!
Sackem said somewhere here she is on a “tour” introducing her Ava to her in-laws and has limited access right now. I agree – I miss her great commentary and wit 😦
Thanks Jeannie!! I’ll need lots of prayers and a miracle. As long as I can find a few friends who can tutor me, I’ll be fine 🙂
Aaawwwww, missing her, but hope she gets on here soon. You two plus gessie, mommajackie, mz and two others (forgot the names) are my favorites on this site 🙂
Aren’t you sweet. Good luck with your studies. Make sure your professors know who you are, and try not to skip any classes, I always found that to be extremely helpful.
Now that’s funny!
Looks like Joe Gorga reads this website because he saw us comment on the tat girls party pic with him…never before posted by him or melissa until we commented on it. They never would have posted it publicly..but now they want to make it seem so normal casual and open about it.
Ps. Love article today of teresa suggesting Kathy’s sister in laws come in the show ..probably to prevent Marcos from coming on
Oh and he also deleted a tweet after someone made a comment about how many nasty responses there were to him … Something about him nit being a housewife but they love him lol
I forgot who got called out for this on a bravo reunion but they had said white trash.. Hope they call her out. I’m also so relived they showed teresa going to get security and not just running out n coming back in
Oh I remember now… aviva from NY
Joe Gorga had his lips done…..
I just realized something,..,
A lot of melissa fans are young kids..young kids use twitter more than anyone which is why you see so much feedback to the shows via hashtags about (getting better though)..the reason they like melissa is because they see a young couple all over each married with kids in a big house talk about how great their love and life is..n that’s every girls little dream. To the, no matter what the facts are.they see a couple and then they see the girl getting “hurt” by her mans sisters thus trying to ruin the happily ever after which nobody should want to break up.
Just to share something, I have an amazing mom that is basically the perfect wife and mother. She treated her in laws (my dads family) amazing and is the only person who can get all of my dads family members together under one roof because they all love her. Even though she treated them like gold, my moms in laws had a way about them that would be so disrespectful to just anyone and my mom was hurt a lot and it caused so many fights between my parents.
Eventually my mom didn’t see them for 3 years straight.the stories of what they did n said n the history is endless..but anyways, my mom never prevented my dad from seeing his family or taking us there during that time (if they had tried to talk bad about my mom en she probably wouldn’t have let us) .. Eventually my dad pulled away all on his own because he saw clearly as time went on…they eventually came and apologized and although they have their ways.. They treat my mom like a queen because she takes care of them and they know she is as good as it gets.
Now let me tell u… Any time I heard a story about a mother in law or sister in law from the fathers side I never even took into account their side of the story. I was young like Melissa’s fans and saw it as an evil step sister breaking up the prince and princess. No explanations needed. Then as I became engaged to be married I had the best in laws but I came with a guard up even though I knew this family all my life. I was defensive and sensitive because my experience from looking at it. Now my mom was in the right (others had issues w same in laws and I don’t just say it cuz she’s my mom.. I’ll call my blood out lol) but my point is..u see what u want to see.
I later learned as my first son was born (had a family of all sisters) that I gained a new perspective… Thinking of being a future MIL of a boy…how I’d want that girl to be a good person just like I’d want for a daughter..but it will be seen as being a crazy in law because he is a man. I understood my motherin law more, not take things personally.. And know when ppl are actually good with good intentions and just bad habits.
Once Melissa’s fans grow up they will maybe see all sides of it and actually make informed opinions… Based on facts
Sorry I rambled in and it probably makes no sense but I had too much Godiva chocolate at this late hour .. Sorry y’all
It’s the women who keep families together… I treat my MIL the way I’d want my future DIL to treat me. We visit w our baby every week and I give my love and respect
https://mobile.twitter.com/ReadMyRealMind/status/358319819398991872/photo/1
Lol..good close shots of melissa clawing juicys face
On a roll tonight…
http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/rhonj-penny-drossos-karagiorgis/
If another Marco comes on … done, done, done.
I could never watch that. I don’t think it will happen. It’s bad enough to have one shore whore, but I think Andy has always seen that these two are not good t.v. Whatever they are in ends up on the cutting room floor. Plus her “threat” to Andy probably sealed the deal.
Lysa did seal that deal – they would never give them a role now. What a dumbass! Who does that – if I was TSIL, I would have kicked her ass for threatening my boss and jeopardizing my potential income.
Who is saying “You know we are white trash now.”. It sounds like Rosie or Kathy, not Melissa. If Melissa said it then she must have forgot when she checked her teeth in the knife. I thought that was pretty trashy. Who does that? Certainly not anyone I know.
It’s TSIL and she is trashy!
The Gorga’s went to that retreat with a big ol’ chip on their shoulder’s because it was by Tre’s suggestion they go! The way they behaved was embarrassing and ghetto trashy! Tsil and Tre’s brother not only acted like gutter trash they dressed like they just crawled out of the gutter, too! Lake George proved to be too classy of a place for the Gorga’s to hang out at! Their used of living in a over priced french chateau with fake marble, un-furnished rooms and an electric bill they can barely pay!
Oh I like that “Tre’s brother”. I am going to call them TSIL and TB from now on – so much shorter to type than “Josephine”. Thanks Cee_See.
By the way, you are right about what their attitude was going up to Lake George. They had absolutely no intention to reconcile – it was all about confronting Teresa and as TSIL said, “We’re not here to prove you wrong. We’re here to make you stop.”. They made it crystal clear what their intention was.
It will be interesting to see how this unfolds next two episodes, even thouh we all know the reconciliation is fake because of TB’s statement he gave very shortly after about Teresa needing to stop her bullsh*t and then retracting it the next day – as per Bravo’s orders.
Hey Jeannie! I can’t remember exactly what TB (Thx Cee_See, I’m all for time saving acronyms/initialisms) said prior to the retreat… something like he didn’t want to reconcile with T, all he wanted was to be able to be in the same room with her without a problem. I think I still have it recorded… I’ll try to find exactly what he said. I just remember thinking that once again he contradicts himself. He insists that he wants to make everything right, he just wants his family back together.. BS BS BS BS!!!! First, I can’t believe anyone believes this. He has done NOTHING but antagonize any progress T attempts to make in their relationship. He says “all she has to do is apologize, that’s it.” Really??? For what??? For being there when TSIL’s friend makes a comment about TSIL even though T says it makes her uncomfortable and leaves the table??? ARGH!!! They alway say T takes no responsibility. When have THEY taken responsibility? Never! He didn’t even apologize for calling her garbage yet Teresa apologized at that time.
It absolutely drives me crazy when people comment that T never admits she’s wrong, never apologizes, never takes responsibility. First of all, that’s not true because T has apologized even when she’s done nothing wrong. Yet again, Gorga’s get a pass for causing 95% of the problem. At least from what we’ve been shown. And you know darn well Kat wouldn’t have let anything T may have done wrong slip by. It’s pretty sad how Kat was giving T and bad edit and the Gorgas, etc. a good edit and the Gorgas STILL looked like the parties at fault.
I’m reading the comments from bottom up. But already I’m aggravated at the blatant unfairness and hypocrisy of it all… STILL. It’s the same thing over and over and over. Honestly, if Bravo thinks they’re going to fix the problem next season by expecting everyone to get along, it’s going to have to be scripted… literally. They’re going to have to hire writers, directors along with the producers (and anything else that goes along with scripted tv) because there is no way they’ll be able to do it on their own. If they’re forced to try, it’s going to be the most fake “reality” show to date (and that’s saying A LOT). Come to think of it, it’ll be fake either way because I doubt any of these people are good actors. Even though TSIL is acting to a point now, she’s just exaggerating how she truly feels and is enjoying playing a victim of T’s. Anything to “bring Teresa down.” (Yeah, how’s that working for ya Messy?) I don’t think she’ll be able to act like she truly likes, no less love T… ever… even for half a million dollars. At this point, I unfortunately believe TB won’t be able to do that either.
Just posted by Joey a few minutes ago…they are at the Justin TImberlake concert tonight:
Ewwww
I know…slimey.
He must be gawking at some other chicks ass or wearing magnified glasses because everyone knows TSIL has a pancake butt!
Get a life, Joey. It’s the man in front of her who’s ass you are watching. Just trying to promote their latest idiotic venture, their marriage “bible”
This is just another testiment to his character. What man says this, for the world to see, about his wife? **shakes head**
Ego trip – Hypnotized thinking all those men want that ass but they can’t have it. Funny, he didn’t think beautiful talented dancer and singer. He has pride in her ability to shake her ass. Ya that is ALL he can do is WATCH
Has this been posted or discussed on here yet? If so, apologies…I’ve missed a lot of things and if I did see it on here, I’ve forgotten!!
HMMM…it didn’t all post. Let’s try this:
Off topic, so apologies ahead of time… I’m a crazy dog lady so I have been avoiding this topic since I caught wind of it earlier today and finally got the courage to read about Schoep’s passing. Schoep and his poppa John had an amazing relationship. Schoep showed signs of abuse when John adopted him then Schoep pulled John out of a deep depression when he was thinking of suicide. It’s a sad read, but also very touching.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/19/schoep-dies-dead-john-unger_n_3623615.html
Miss Celi, I was thinking…would a rescue be something you might think about for your granddaughter? Or even volunteering at a shelter might be good therapy for her if adopting is not an option. Dogs can be great therapy. Just a thought…
Touching story!
I’ve followed Schoep and John since the story went viral. I’m a sucker for a dog story. Wow…20 years old. I’m sure John is heartbroken.
I saw the clip on Inside Edition and I cried. Such a touching story.
Went out to dinner tonight at a little pizza place close by. Hubby got the cobb salad (they are really yummy) and a piece of pepperoni pizza and I got a philly cheese steak with an alfredo like sauce. It was nice and relaxing until dessert. He, as always said he didn’t want any, silly me thought he was serious. So I got my 1/2 baked cookie with the ice cream — one scoop. It comes and he says we should take the ice cream off the cookies so it doesn’t get soggy and just put it on this plate. I was like OK. BIG mistake the brat ate all of my ice cream. He had a big ole cheshire cat grin. I had to laugh, but why could he not have ordered his own darn scoop of ice cream?
Silly Jules…everybody knows it’s more fun to eat off of spouse’s plate 😀
I’m at the point in my diet where I can add berries. Not much into fruit but was wanting strawberries yesterday so hubby brought me home some. Made some homemade whipped cream and OH MY!!!!! I think I might have to keep strawberries on hand now! I have 7 lbs. to go to meet my goal (or what I think my goal is, anyway). Woo hoo!
Testing. My screen is trying to act up. Afraid to keep trying. It went to photos twice above, and now getting dark again.
Ugh. Tried again. Doing same. Doesn’t do it anywhere else! Omg. This is pissing me off!
That is crazy Laram. I can’t even think of a logical explanation as to why this might be happening.
Melissa just tweeted a picture of her little boy inappropriately buckled in an incorrect car seat. Didn’t she just get a ticket for this not too long ago?
Have any of you seen this on whittle joey’s twitter? It appears he has been a ball chaser since his youth.
Joe Gorga @joegorga 27 Dec
Wow look at the mustache! RT @YoungSexy1985: @melissagorga lol @joegorga was a ball buster even back in the day? pic.twitter.com/3ZHFkwXV
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Hopefully this link works.
https://twitter.com/joegorga/media/grid
LOL! So many funny pictures there. I love the one of MeGo in those pink granny panties. Those are period panties if I there ever was a pair of period panties. You know the big cotton numbers that you don’t care if they get stained and are extra big to accommodate bloat. Is she supposed to be sexy? It looks like she’s riding the cotton pony.
geez I think he is married to his penis
Thanks Fame and all posters for the laughs (even Dee makes me chuckle, not in the same way, but you know what I mean…) Reading through all the posts over the last few days has literally almost made me pee my pants on more than one occasion.
One another note, I don’t believe this was mentioned, but did anyone else notice around the 4:38 mark, right after or around the time TSIL picked up her glass and drank the last drop, TB was saying something like “He f’in cheats on my sister…(couldn’t make out the rest)” but was interrupted by TSIL, about the “black shit”??
I think this clip could help cause world peace. When there is a peace summit, have the world leaders watch this and see them laugh and bond over the Gorgas acting like fools. Hilarious!
This incident must be the reason why they supposedly worked things out. The Gorgas had no choice; they knew they could not spin this.
ONLY TERESA AND JOE CAN GET ALMOST 1000,HITS ON HERE AND ALL BCUS OF FAME ,THANK YOU FAME AND IM NOT REPLYING ON THE ONE JUST UP SO TSIL AND TB KNOWS THEY ARENT WORTH MY TIME
NOW CAN BRAVO SEE THE FAMILY THATS MOST IMPORTANT TO US ALL ..TERESA GIUDICE AND JOE GIUDICE AND THEIR 4 DAUGHTERS AND TMIL TFIL AND TERESAS MAMA AND PAPA
I believe Joe Gorga had this procedure done: http://www.hishairclinic.com/hair-tattoo/
It’s a new tattoo that bald guys are getting…it puts tiny little dots on your head that look like hair is growing in. It’s cheaper than a hair transplant and all they have to do is shave their head to look semi-normal again.
Hi everyone. First time commenting here. I just wanted to say how sweet I thought it was when juicy joe hugged t after the whole fight. You can see how much they do love each other.