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Joe Giudice Demands That Joe Gorga Apologize to His Sister; Joe Gorga’s Black Spray-on-Hair Gets Spread on Everyone After Juicy Joe Knocks Him Clean Out of His Keds

July 10, 2013

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“Melissa, could you talk to Andy about getting Jan on the show? Maybe you can call him Sunday night after the midget tossing episode. A lot of people seem to like her. I wouldn’t be surprised if she becomes a friend of the Housewives. Be a doll and hooker up. Oops…meant hook her up.” – NYGirlie, Bravo Blogs

There is nothing original about Joe Gorga:

  • Caroline Manzo called Danielle Staub “garbage” in season 2; Joe Gorga called Teresa Giudice “garbage” in season 3.
  • Jacqueline Laurita called Teresa “scum” in season 4; Joe Gorga called Teresa “scum” in season 5.

In season 5 episode 7, Juicy demands that Joe Gorga apologize to his sister for calling her scum (among other things he’s done to her over the past few years), so Joe Gorga charges Juicy, and Juicy Joe proceeds to kick baby Joey’s ass, knocking him clean out of his keds. Afterward, baby Joey cried himself to sleep.

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The following is a transcript of the scene from episode 7, when “the bad blood between the Gorgas and the Giudices come to a boil as Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga throw punches” at the retreat.

The group is standing together in the conference room.

Melissa: You are poison! That’s right!

Teresa: Who talks like that?!

Melissa: Melissa! Melissa Gorga! Gor-ga!!

Melissa walks off to the far wall by the windows.

Joey to the counselors: I appreciate everything you’ve done. At this point, it’s a waste of time.

Kathy and Rich are present and looking on.

Teresa: You are disappointing our family!

Joey: I am?!

Teresa: Yes!

Joey: Shame on you!

Teresa: Stick with your sister!

Joey: Shame on you!

Teresa: Blood is thicker than water!

Melissa chimes in from the background: Stick with the people who hurt us the most! Okay!

Joey: Shame on you!

Teresa: It’s not shame on me!

Teresa TH: Certain things that he’s saying to me is not coming from him. It’s Melissa chirping in his ear but I’m not going to take his sh*t anymore. He’s being a bitch!

Teresa: You’re believing strangers over your own blood!

Joey: Aw, c’mon! Teresa. . .

Teresa: That’s what you don’t understand. . .

Joey: Teresa. . .

Teresa: Get balls! Be a man! Stick with your blood!!

Melissa is standing in the background, watching.

Joey, sneering: I’m not sticking with scum like you!!

Teresa is taken aback and looks shocked.

Kathy: Joe! That wasn’t right.

Joey: What!

Kathy: That wasn’t right!

Joey: I don’t care! She is scum and I’m gonna call you scum!

Teresa: You know what? I’m outta here!

Teresa walks away to go out on the terrace.

Joey: That’s right! Leave!

Rosie and Joe are out on the terrace.

Joe: I’m gonna tell you one thing. One day it’s gonna happen. He’s gonna make me fu*king mad and I’m gonna fu*king flip and you know it!

Teresa comes out on the terrace.

Teresa: Joe!! He just called me scum! I wanna leave!!

Melissa continues to look out the window

Rosie: Wait!! Wait. . .wait. . .wait. . .wait. . .

Teresa and Joe talk to one and other.

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Joe: Relax!

Joe starts towards the door into the conference room.

Joe: I’m gonna tell him to apologize!

In the conference room Joey is speaking to the counselors as Melissa still stays by the windows.

Joey: She’s become my enemy and that’s not right! That’s it!!!

Counselor: Let me ask you this . . .

Rich is near the dear and sees Joe Giudice approaching to come inside.

Rich to Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Back up. Back up. Back up.

Teresa yells for Rosie as she tries to stop Joe.

Joe: No!!

Joe goes storming inside to the conference room.

Rosie: Argh!! See, this is bad!

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Joe: Hey! Joe!

Joey: What?!

Joe (pointing his finger and shouting): Apologize to your …

Joey charges at Joe and a fight ensues. Joe throws Joey to the ground and begins to punch him. There are screams of “No! No! No!” heard.

Melissa, hysterical and screaming: Stop it! Teresa!! Help your brother!

Melissa is slapping, grabbing, pinching, poking and clawing at Joe, and hysterically shouting, “No!!!”, “Please, Joe!!!”, “No!!!

Joey TH: At that moment, I had 10 years of anger and hatred coming out.

Joe is being restrained by the whole crew. They (Richie, Kathy and Melissa) are all slapping, grabbing, clawing, pinching, biting, poking him and gouging his eyes while Rosie is trying to pull Joey away.

Rosie pulls Joey away from his grip on Joe’s private parts, and she is knocked to the floor. Joey scurries to the other side of the room, away from Joe.

Joe to Joey: Hey, you wanna suck it? Get over here! The guy’s bitin’ my nuts!

Rich to Joe: Just go, bro.

Joe to Joey: The next time it will be one shot – me hitting you and you going down!

Joey yelling at Joe from a safe distance across the room, letting Rosie lie on the floor without offering to help her up.

Joey: You made me be a bum like you!

Melissa TH: This is the absolute worse that it can get. We’ve hit rock bottom.

Melissa and Joe leave the conference room to go to their room, with Joe having taken off his shirt (because it’s covered in his black hair paint). Melissa slams the door.

Melissa Voice Over: I’m done!

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The extended clip in the video above (and at the link below) shows the brawl after Juicy throws Gorga into the wall. Melissa begs Teresa to help her brother. Melissa got her licks in, pulling on Juicy’s hair, gouging his eyes, pinching his nose, and hitting him while Teresa ran outside to get help from security. Juicy says that Gorga is “biting my nuts” (you can see Gorga grabbing his balls in the photo above).

“Just rewatched the fight scene and you and lil Joey are pathetic. First he calls his sister scum and then bum rushes Joe when he demands an apology to Tre. Everyone had to jump in and save your muscle bound idiot husband from getting his butt kicked. And the whole time he has his mouth clenched on Joe’s crotch! And after all you have done to encourage a bad relationship between them you call for Tre to help your little man. This just proves what an insecure overindulged mannabe manchild he really is, no wonder he clings to your skirts, he is nothing without a woman to stroke is ego. He is NO Tarzan!” – Hulali, July 13, 2013, Melissa’s Bravo Blog


Hat Tip: Thank you Jeannie5233, again, for transcribing the video!

  1. Jehan
    July 10, 2013 at 11:39 PM

    How did you get that video?! Is there a newer episode already!

    • Stefanie
      July 10, 2013 at 11:42 PM

      It’s an extended scene of the fight that we will see next week. The first clip that they had of the fight went black toward the end. This clip actually shows the fight.

      • Jehan
        July 10, 2013 at 11:44 PM

        ohhhhh! Can’t wait. Too bad Teresa didn’t see Melissa hitting Joe! I know I would’ve flipped bricks!

        • July 11, 2013 at 2:45 AM

          I agree Jehan, Teresa would have torn Melissa’s up one side and down the next.

          • Silvana
            July 11, 2013 at 7:25 AM

            I must applaud Kathy for telling Joey that calling his sister scum was not right but is it to little to late?? Also loved how messy was begging Teresa to save her brother what??? I thought Joey Gorga was a tough guy. Fuckin love it ( excuse my French)

            • Stefanie
              July 11, 2013 at 9:18 AM

              It may be to late, but I’m hoping Kathy is seeing the light for the right reasons. I’m hoping that she sees that her decision to back Melissa is like her father’s argument with Gorga SR over business dealings are kinda the same. Her wanting her fifteen minutes of fame and sacrificing the cousin that she was very close to was wrong on so many levels.

              • hobbyath
                July 11, 2013 at 12:15 PM

                Kathy has agenda, did you see in episode 5, while talking to loud mouth Rosie, Teresa asked for red wine? – Rosie very quickly returned with the red velvet drink, asked Teresa if she likes it. Ritchie tweeted about it too.
                I thought Teresa has own line of drink to sell, in the meantime Rosie made Teresa to endorse Kathy’s.
                Kathy has an agenda and Rosie – don’t get me started.

                • July 11, 2013 at 9:53 PM

                  I was wondering what was going on with Rosie bringing Teresa a drink different than what she ordered. I didn’t bother rewinding so thanks for clearing that up.

                  • windycitywondering2
                    July 12, 2013 at 12:03 PM

                    LOL Teresa said the drink tasted good – she didn’t ask what it was – so Kathy/Rosie aren’t as smart as they think they are! ITA Kathy has an agenda.

            • Gracie
              July 11, 2013 at 11:28 AM

              “Also loved how messy was begging Teresa to save her brother what??? I thought Joey Gorga was a tough guy. Fuckin love it ( excuse my French)”

              It was AWESOME!!

              • Bissy
                July 11, 2013 at 1:42 PM

                I LOVE ME SOME JUICEY!!! I dont condone violence, but its about time someone spanked little Joey and put him in time out. It’s just like high school, you have this one girl who thinks she hot stuff. Some guy in school who have never had a HOT girl (so he thinks), and she gets him beat up for running his mouth. I’m sure Juicey held back a little of little Joey, since he LOVES his T. I usually don’t watch anymore, but this is a must see and I will record to play over and over and over..

                • July 11, 2013 at 9:18 PM

                  That was self defense on Juicy’s part. Dumb ass Joey charged him. That’s an aggressive move and a person is allowed to defend themselves.

                  • Nancy (nsr1076)
                    July 12, 2013 at 12:07 AM

                    That is how I see it as well. Joe Giudice was attacked by whiney joey and he had to defend himself. Man I was gone for 2 days and I’ve missed so much. Let me catch up. LOL:-)

  2. hwcrazygal
    July 10, 2013 at 11:43 PM

    I LOVE JUICY JOE!!! About time this happened! Hahahaha Gorga-the-Ball-Biter can’t fight so he better learn to keep his mouth shut!

    • Jehan
      July 10, 2013 at 11:45 PM

      I almost wished that no one was there to break it up. Josephine would’ve been blasted!

      • Stefanie
        July 10, 2013 at 11:55 PM

        This is Josephine’s answer to Juicy. Juicy sticks up for Teresa when Josephine called her garbage at his son’s christening. Josephine lunges at him. He calls Teresa scum and Juicy comes in and says apologize and Josephine lunges at Juicy. The only difference this time Juicy actually throws punches this time around. I know Sunday I will be watching and going “Get him Juicy!!”

        • Nancy (nsr1076)
          July 12, 2013 at 12:10 AM

          This is going to be better than any boxing fight ever! LOL!

          • July 14, 2013 at 1:46 AM

            I was thinking about boxing – these guys are always at the gym, right? Why don’t they find a ring, put on the gloves and have a real fight? It would make Housewife history!

  3. Stefanie
    July 10, 2013 at 11:51 PM

    What is sad about this scene is what Teresa said was true. Joe believes strangers over her sister. When he called her scum the only person that stuck up for her in that room was Kathy. I’m beginning to think that Kathy is regretting backing Melissa and Joey over Teresa. It seems to me this season that she is calling Melissa out and the looks that she has been given Melissa when she is bad mouthing Teresa. I could be wrong and she is doing this to have people like her and buy her cannoli kits or she really does want to make things right with Teresa.

    I do love Juicy though. Whatever anyone has to say for him he does stick up and protect Teresa. He isn’t perfect but you can tell that he loves her and that he isn’t going to put up with the bull that Josephine and MeHo dishes out at Teresa.

    To me Josephine and MeHo’s marriage is not real. I don’t see the love and respect that you would see with a married couple. I have so many friends who have been married from ten years or over twenty years that don’t need to do what MeHo did in the last episode to show that they are unbreakable. I was lucky to have my grandparents and my parents to look to on how a marriage is. They loved and respected one another by the little things that they did that were not obvious. My parents were married for 36 years when my mom passed away. She was only 55 years old. The only time that they were apart for a long time was when Dad was in Vietnam. My grandparents were together for 61 years when my MaMaw passed away from cancer.

    • lucille mason
      July 11, 2013 at 4:10 AM

      if you notice kathy is swinging at juicy too

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 8:33 AM

        I didn’t see that. I’m watching and pausing. I see hands pulling, and Melissa slapping him, but I didn’t see Kathy slap him, maybe trying to pull?

      • Stefanie
        July 11, 2013 at 9:20 AM

        It looked liked to me she was trying to separate them. I don’t think she wanted this to happen.

        • Etoile
          July 11, 2013 at 2:30 PM

          Stefanie I think Kathy has seen the light as well. It’s like Come on Kathy, cross that bridge and join the rest of the world because she has been strung along enough by Melissa. The crazy part is Teresa, Joey, Joe, Kathy, Richie were a happy family before Melissa came around. She’s evil. I think if Kathy was herself with her witty one liner and not concentrating so much on Teresa and helping Melissa’s evil plans then she would be much more respected and liked on rhonj.

        • Pippi
          July 11, 2013 at 5:58 PM

          Sticking up for Teresa with a smirk on her face. Fish was clawing at The Juice in that scene. She’s no friend of T’s or Juicy so don’t be fooled with that bs.

          • July 11, 2013 at 8:11 PM

            I saw that too. I watched it several times. Kathy went over right after Teresa went out the door. It was her not Gorga that had her hand on Juicys nose.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:21 PM

      Kathy’s only making nice because she finally realizes she chose the WRONG team and she wants to sell her dam book, knowing of course no one who has devastated T will buy anything from her enemies.

  4. Jeannie5233
    July 10, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    APPLAUSE!! APPLAUSE!! APPLAUSE!! to Joe Giudice! It really is about time someone stood up to Josephine Marco!!!!!!

    I just finished watching the clip just as Fame posted this new article. I am not surprised that Josephine stooped so low as to bite Joe’s nuts. As he is being pulled away from Joe, Josephine pulls his nose. Teresa said “Get some balls!” Well, considering Melissa castrated him from the getgo, he took Teresa’s advice and tried to get Joe’s. In all seriousness, what a dirty fighter. He can’t even fight like a man.

    In his TH, Josephine says: “At that moment, I had ten years of anger and hatred coming out.” He acts like he has been so wronged and the he has done nothing to bring this terrible fight to a head like this.

    That statement is confirmation that Josephine’s problems with his sister stems from his jealousy of “anger and hatred” of Joe for at least two years before Melissa came on the scene. The Gorgas and the Giudice familiy grew up together. Josie’s parents thought the world of Joe while Josie proved to be a disappointment. Josephine can’t handle it so he projects all of that anger and hatred onto his sister and uses Teresa and Melissa’s fractured relationship as an excuse to hide his own true feelings.

    I feel badly that this family has come to this – and I do believe that part of the responsibility lies with Bravo.

    If anyone is SCUM on this show, it really is Josephine – far more than Melissa or any one of these cast members.

    • Laram
      July 11, 2013 at 12:57 AM

      Jeannie, great post. I agree, except I hate to say this family was done along time ago. Perhaps when Joey married Melissa, but the anger seems from Joey before that…remember he proposed 3 other times to women.

      • Jeannie5233
        July 11, 2013 at 1:23 AM

        I know this family had issues before the Whorgas and Wakiles came on the show. But, I do believe what has unfolded the last two seasons exacerbated the problems and helped to widen the chasm already there. Throw in the Lauritas and Manzos and it was a reciipe for family destruction. No one will ever know for sure but maybe if they hadn’t come on, all of these terrible things that have happened wouldn’t have occured and the family would have had a better chance to make things better, or at the very least, things wouldn’t havee gotten this bad.

        I do not believe for one second these families are now in a better place – especially after watching this fight. I don’t care what Bravo throws at us for the rest of the Season trying to convince the viewers otherwise.

        • Laram
          July 11, 2013 at 1:57 AM

          Yes, I agree with that, as well, Jeannie.

          Truly unfortunate! Teresa, Juicy, kids and their parents are great, we have even seen glimpses of goodness in Rosie, Kathy, et al. The Gorgas insist on being destructive, even more with this show. It’s a Greek tragedy if there ever was one.

          • Laram
            July 11, 2013 at 1:58 AM

            Meaning, Joe and Melissa Gorga, and her dim whit family.

        • July 11, 2013 at 10:57 AM

          I will never, ever believe that they are in a better “place” Because Joey “ball muncher” Gorgoid cannot and never will admit that he is wrong about anything.

    • July 11, 2013 at 10:30 AM

      i think they were holding pinning joe to the wall so joey could punch joe
      joey stooped to melwhores actions ,joe shoulda told joey ”get off me pervert,im not that kind”i yhink some of that was scripted
      how in the name of all thats good can any of them say they are in a better place?????

  5. July 10, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    I think we should discuss what kind on “man” latches on to another man’s balls with his teeth during a fight. All I know is that from the evidence that we see in this video, Joey should be formally charged with assault and I think Guidice would be within his rights to charge him with attempted rape. There is something so wrong with him on every level that I don’t know where to begin. But this video is EPIC. There is no way Joey and Melissa can spin this to their advantage, although they will try. And when I have had more sleep and feel more refreshed and alert I am going to think of a way to remind this little bitch every freaking day what a complete loser he is. Also, I will not be watching any kumbayaa between Teresa & Joe and Melissa and Joey on my t.v. Because Teresa might actually be sincere, and as soon as Joey has the next opportunity, he will disgrace and hurt her again. If he hasn’t already. Most likely they are not speaking. for Christ’s Sake, Teresa you brother is very bad news and it is time to say goodbye. I have no doubt that your parents could not care less if you made up with this fool. He is rotten through and through and so is his witch of a wife. Basta. Now the truth comes out. He wants Juicy’s balls in his mouth. Hey, don’t blame me for stating the obvious. I saw it with my own eyes. Mr. Gorga’s shame is worse than if his son was a murderer. That would be a piece of cake to deal with compared to this shit.

    • Sackem
      July 11, 2013 at 1:26 AM

      Bwhahahahaha!!!! Great post!! Dud you decide on a handle yet for the Little Big Man?

      • Kimmers
        July 11, 2013 at 9:48 AM

        I say “Ball Muncher”

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:00 AM

        No. I am waiting for suggestions from Fame, and for the episode to air which might give us an amazing name. Remember, it has to have Joey’s name in it and the fact that he went right for Juicy’s balls. That wasn’t ten years of resentment, that was ten years of lust.

        • Jeannie5233
          July 11, 2013 at 12:18 PM

          I actually like Sackem’s idea – we all have heard of Joe the Builder or Joe the Plumber. Then there is Joe the Nutcracker!! He does look like a nutcracker. Nutcrackers usually have a square-shaped head; wear some type of hat; sport a beard or a goatee and are squat – fits Josephine’s description to a T.

          However, gessie – from someone who is always right there with the best one liners, I would bet you can come up with the perfect moniker for this lowlife imbecile.

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    • July 11, 2013 at 10:19 AM

      Really great post gessie. I have never seen animals behave as badly as Josephine and Mel.

      I have changed my mind, I believe Josephine should be known as “The Gorganizer”.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:02 AM

        I do feel a little bad about soiling Teresa’s maiden name, so it would have to be the first name. Jogo Stumproid, The man tried to give Juicy a b job while he was being held back. That ain’t right.

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:21 AM

          I understand completely. I merely brought it up because that is what Josephine and Mel will teach us in the book, how to “gorganize” our relationships. I thought perhaps Josephine was “gorganizing” his relationship with Joe G. lol, no LOL Seriously, Josephine and Mel, along with Jac need help.

          • pjbottoms
            July 11, 2013 at 2:38 PM

            Perhaps the Gorgas can partner with Bedroom Kandi.

        • LalagirlalaLalagirlala
          July 11, 2013 at 8:55 PM

          Tarzan eats juicy balls?

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:23 PM

          or jogomunchroid
          joe gorga should be charged n bravo tooooo

        • lobstahsmaht
          July 12, 2013 at 1:44 AM

          I refer to him as Jonut.

    • r.feliciat
      July 11, 2013 at 12:41 PM

      LMFAO!!! Wow Gessie, you are forever harsh…but I love love love it!

    • pjbottoms
      July 11, 2013 at 2:34 PM

      I don’t think Little Joe actually succeeded in biting the family jewels. He would need to use his brain and have good aim. From what Bravo reveals to me about Little Joe, he rarely uses is brain and intellegence preferring to let the little head be the guide to his decision making. I think other people understand this because they tried their best to extricate Little Joe from Big Joe. They understood that Little Joe would not think. “I’m not happy being in this headlock, but now I have the opportunity to bite his balls off once and for all.” Oh I also wanted to say that I read the comments of Melissa’s last Bravo Blog and for every “I love you” comment, there are 3 “Are you serious?” comments. My favorite was (paraphrasing here): Melissa you had better head over to Jac’s house and borrow her butthole bleach, because people here have been tearing you a new one!

      • July 11, 2013 at 3:09 PM

        Yeah, I read that comment too and it cracked me up!

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 5:21 PM

        I don’t think he did either, at least from what I saw. He was obviously grabbing and pulling his junk though. Then again, if he didn’t, wouldn’t he have protested that comment when Joe said it? I agree about everyone understanding…I think they were seriously worried what Joe was gonna do once Joey charged him. Rosie cracked me up before she went in following Teresa…she KNEW shit was gonna go DOWN.

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 5:22 PM

        I forgot to comment on the last line…that’s hilarious!

    • Etoile
      July 11, 2013 at 2:36 PM

      Excellent post. I agree with you he was bordering on sexual assault by biting Joe Guidices genitals. Disgusting. Let’s hope Mama Gorga keeps this episode far away from Papa Gorga because I can’t imagine the shame he will feel seeing his son attack another family member and going as far as biting his genitals. That is some deep seeded issues. Joey Gorga can NEVER be trusted again. please Teresa see the light and let him go to the Marco’s. He is the definition of scum,

    • Nancy (nsr1076)
      July 12, 2013 at 12:18 AM

      Your comment was Epic. I still can’t stop laughing. Ten years of lust sounds about right.

    • chachapaa
      July 12, 2013 at 10:09 AM

      Hey Gessiewtf,Love your posts on the bravo blogs and did not know that you post here as well. I hope this site actually posts my comments because for some reason Bravo never will (starting to piss me off) Thank god that I found this site and the people here GET IT! Jogo and Meho have got to GO.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:27 PM

      My heart breaks for Mr. Gorga because I know darn well he’s going to hear about Josey — what shame, what shame.

  6. July 11, 2013 at 12:15 AM

    I truly do not believe they are in a good place. Unless good place means we’ll smile and be cordial. There is no way on God’s green earth that I would forgive this type of behavior and let that person back in. Oh yeah we probably have to wait for the true healing to come in Tucson.

    Joey and Melissa think they are angels of god — they are spawns of Satan! What they have done to this family for fame is apprehensible. It’s disgusting.

    I’m on the fence with Kat as I have wanted to like her … but she was getting her direction from Messy and the Marcos. Plus her husband is just gross.

    This is just to dark once again.

    • July 11, 2013 at 11:07 AM

      Her husband is a jerk-off of no significance, a useless google-eyed dipshit. A coward, a big mouth and a pussy. And a loser. And he is so ugly that it hurts me to look at him. he has man boobs, and I think he had an erection when he joined the melee. After he saw that his wife had the guts to step in and try to separate them he had to make a gesture. Never have I seen such a poor excuse for a man. Oh wait. Yes I have Joey Gorga tried to gnaw through Juicy’s jeans to give him a bj. I think Joey is the ultimate manpig.

      • Iris
        July 12, 2013 at 12:02 AM

        Gessiewtf, LOLOLOL!!!! I love this post! *like like like like like button*

      • lobstahsmaht
        July 12, 2013 at 1:46 AM

        So are you telling us you don’t like Rich? LOL LOL

  7. Jeannie5233
    July 11, 2013 at 12:28 AM

    I do believe Josephine is going to regret trying to bite Joe’s balls. The blogs and twitter is going crazy with all kinds of nicknames for him now, including some of the ones that were contributed here on the previous article.

    I would laugh if this wasn’t so sickening!!!! But I do have to admit I did love it when Joe got Josephine on the floor and gave him a couple of punches. That whiney little excuse for a man deserved it.

    • princessvodka
      July 11, 2013 at 12:34 AM

      I agree with your second paragraph Jeannie. The first one, however, I bet Joey will love it. Any attention is good attention to him and it gives him something else to blame on the Giudices…look how he spinned the christening. He’s a sick little man.

      • Laram
        July 11, 2013 at 12:59 AM

        Right on @princessvodka.

      • Jeannie5233
        July 11, 2013 at 1:15 AM

        Sadly, you may be right princess. Melissa says they have hit rock bottom in her TH. Well her blog this week will be very telling on how she spins this debacle. I am sick to death of her and Josephine playing the victim card without taking ANY responsibiility for the train wreck this family has become.

        • princessvodka
          July 11, 2013 at 7:07 AM

          I think, for once, I’m right here Jeannie :o)

          • Jeannie5233
            July 11, 2013 at 9:53 AM

            Not for once Princess! You sell yourself short!

            • July 11, 2013 at 10:09 AM

              I just can’t figure all this crap out. I am curious as to why you think they put the extended video up. It’s already pretty hyped up…there has to be a reason, it’s Bravo, after all. Do they think this puts the Gorga’s in a better light?

              • July 11, 2013 at 10:21 AM

                In my opinion, they are trying to get the ratings up.

                • July 11, 2013 at 11:09 AM

                  That is all. They know they have ratings gold.

                • Jeannie5233
                  July 11, 2013 at 12:24 PM

                  That’s true – but if they are going for ratings – why would they already put the entire fight out theire now before it officially airs? Wouldn’t it be better to have left the preview “fade to black” and have everyone tune in to see how it plays out?? Now that people have seen the fight, they won’t really need to tune in.

                  I think it may be because while it does spark interest, it also gives the castmembers extra time to see what the public reaction is BEFORE they write their blogs after it does air. I have a feeling Bravo is directing this because they, themselves, are not quite sure how to finish off the season.

                  Just speculating. . .

                  • r.feliciat
                    July 11, 2013 at 12:50 PM

                    @ Jeannie – Your speculation makes the most sense.

                  • July 11, 2013 at 1:15 PM

                    As usual Jeannie, I believe you nailed it.

                  • princessvodka
                    July 11, 2013 at 5:27 PM

                    Ahhh…I bet you are right. Gives them extra time for everyone to gauge everything. Makes sense now.

                  • LifeIsGood
                    July 11, 2013 at 6:16 PM

                    I am one of the many viewers who jumped ship this season. I’m still interested, I read the blogs to keep up. I simply refuse to give them the ratings until they stop piling it on Teresa.

                    It was great to see Juicy humilate the oompa-loompa – but it’s a drop in the bucket. When they begin showing us the real Melissa, I’ll gladly begin watching again.

        • princessvodka
          July 11, 2013 at 7:08 AM

          And she’s going to spin so much she’ll be dizzy for weeks. Poor little Melissa and Joey…

      • Bella
        July 12, 2013 at 5:11 AM

        I agree . And all of them talk about Theresa at every get together they have. If they hate her so much why waste your time worrying about what she didn’t or did do. Espically Jacquline she is the crazy one. I don’t hear Thersa talking about Jacquline’s money problems like used to do to Thersa. I hope Melissa finally gets what coming to her. I believe she def broke Theresa’s family close bond to bad Joe can’t see thru her lying ways.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:30 PM

      I could actually hear the “thud” of Juicy slugging Josey…………….hope it cracked his ribs and hurt like hell!

  8. princessvodka
    July 11, 2013 at 12:31 AM

    Gessie and Jules…just today and yesterday I was feeling bad about wanting Teresa to just end all contact with Joey (and the Sr. Gorgas as well). No longer…this is unhinged. Like you said Gessie, what kind of man would go for another man’s balls? See the story about my friend in the previous post (warning, graphic)…I grab my vagina and wince every time I think of what happened to him. And I am obviously a girl and can only imagine how painful that would be. I will state again, there is NO F-ING WAY they are “good” now. No way in hell. And if they are, it’s one big set up and Teresa needs to watch her (and her family’s) back because they will do it again. Lucky for Joey there were people to break them up. Joe would have kicked his ass. Then again, had no one been there, Joey would never have charged at him, I’m sure.

    Like someone else stated, I doubt the Sr. Gorgas care at this point whether the kids are talking or not. Not after this…

    Night all…

    • July 11, 2013 at 11:16 AM

      I don’t think the parents expect Teresa to forgive him after this. Anybody can see that this is the LAST STRAW. Think about it. When he is angry with his sister he goes home and bangs his wife. The first time he has a chance to be very close to Juicy he goes right for his genitalia with his mouth. There isn’t even a diagnosis invented for how fuck88 up this guy is yet.

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 12:59 PM

        I wouldn’t think that the parents have expected it for a long time now, but this had to be it for them. This could have gone really bad. And one of these days it WILL go really bad. I just kept expecting someone to go through all that glass there. Imagine how horrible that could have been. Joey and Ho are just toxic, evil people.

  9. princessvodka
    July 11, 2013 at 12:34 AM

    Did I see Juicy bite the Ho’s hand?

    • AnnieMarie
      July 11, 2013 at 12:39 AM

      I believe so. I think while she is trying to hit/ scratch him, I think he may have bit her. It looked that way.

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 7:04 AM

        I thought so too…he better get tested :o)

        • Candace
          July 11, 2013 at 11:22 AM

          What time in the video for that? Can anyone tell me?

          In my mind, I have named that video Joe Giudice vs, the world.

          If he hadn’t had to worry about hurting women, he looks like he could have taken them all down, no trouble. Seriously. No doubt about it.

          The fight is a physical representation of what the show is about….a viscous dogpile against the Giudices. Tree and Joe handled it the right way. Tree got help and Joe defended himself against a mob.

          Juicy is the man.

          • princessvodka
            July 11, 2013 at 1:05 PM

            At around the :53 minute mark you hear Richie say watch my thumb because he is all wrapped around Joe trying to get Joey of off Joe. Then right around 1:03 is where someone gets bit again…Melissa or Kathy??

            • pjbottoms
              July 11, 2013 at 2:41 PM

              Hi Princessvodka—Rich is so gross, he might have had his thumb stuck up somewheres if you get my meaning:P

              • princessvodka
                July 11, 2013 at 5:07 PM

                LOL…yeah, I get it :o)

        • Candace
          July 11, 2013 at 11:42 AM

          Found it.

          • princessvodka
            July 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM

            LOL…just posted before I read this.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:23 PM

        One can only hope.

    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 12:40 AM

      I know I saw him bite someone’s hand but I wasn’t sure if it was MeHo’s or Richie’s. It is low for what Teresa’s brother did to Juicy but I’m glad that Juicy did get in some punches.

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 7:05 AM

        Me too Stefanie!

      • pjbottoms
        July 11, 2013 at 2:42 PM

        It’s never wise to bite the hand that feeds you.

    • Just_G
      July 11, 2013 at 1:26 AM

      I think it was Joe Gorga grabbing his nose
      And I tend to believe he called Tre more than just scum….too much splicing and dicing to know if more than that was said. During the fight someone kept saying he didn’t do anything. Did anyone else notice Joe Gorga’s sneaker flew off?

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 8:38 AM

        I was just going to say this, looking to see if anyone else picked that up. Melissa said “he didn’t do anything” See, she is delusional. She is so messed up from constantly lying about herself, Joe, etc. and playing the victim for so long, that even after Gorilla calls his sister scum and then lunges at her husband, she thinks he did nothing wrong??? She’s so in need of some help.

        • Cee_See
          July 11, 2013 at 10:10 AM

          I think Kath was trying to stop Melissa from smacking Juicy! Melissa should have been pulling her husband’s hands away from Juicy’s testicles! She had no right slapping him when he was only defending himself! The poor guy walks in, demanding an apology for his wife, and he ends up getting charged at by a midget man on steroids who is full of rage! So, his ‘faithful’ wife takes cheap shots at the man her husband instigated a fight with? I wonder how her blog is going to be next week? I wonder if she’ll address why she felt the need to slap and scratch Juicy? I’m almost positive it’ll be all Teresa’s fault! I can’t stand Joey but that whole fight was Gorga’s fault! Ok, was Richie telling Juicy he should ‘just go’? If so, NO ugly man, Richie should be the one going! He seen what happened and if he thinks Juicy was in the wrong then his hate for the Giudice’s must be pretty strong! Another thing if anyone can decipher Roid Man’s last line was it, ‘you made me be a bum like you!’? or ‘I don’t want to be a bum like you’? Wow, Juicy threw him so hard that he flew out of one shoe then it looked like his other shoe fell off when he stood up! I noticed Melissa tripping over one of the shoes when she was pushed away! Was Melissa still going for Juicy after her little man ran away? Notice how midget man Gorga starts to mouth off to Juicy after he’s walking into his room? Coward’s both him and his skank of a wife! I think I’m going to start calling her ‘skanky’! Jus’ kiddin’!

          • July 11, 2013 at 11:18 AM

            I have never seen two people who are trashier and more low class than these two. ever.

          • July 11, 2013 at 11:45 AM

            A source told me that Joe Gorga will only start a fight if there is a crowd around because he knows in a one-on-one, with nobody around to break it up and protect him, he will get his ass kicked (he would do the same back when he was in high school.) Melissa must know this too, since both at the retreat and Christening, she involved herself in the brawl (hitting Juicy at the retreat and kicking into the crowd at the Christening – and remember that Joe Gorga shoved her out of the way to lunge at Juicy at the Christening, which he would have done to her at the retreat if she had stood in his path).

            • July 11, 2013 at 10:06 PM

              Fame – I hate to be a skeptic here but the fact that all of this inside info has been dumped into our laps…I don’t know. Finally, after 2-1/2 seasons, someone from the Whorga camp has decided to out these 2 dipshits for the losers they are? It sounds too good to be true. What’s the catch?

              • July 12, 2013 at 7:52 AM

                Earlier this year I received e-mails from a source who wished to remain anonymous, and they said people hadn’t come forward in seasons 3 & 4 because “Melissa was pretty much a joke around Toms River, but now that she is trying to hurt people outside her family (Bryan), people are getting angry”, and they had “a feeling that more and more people will be coming forward, especially when season 5 airs”:

                “Things are getting really crazy in NJ!! I have heard that things are going to get way crazier. All the stuff about Bryan and Love being friends and her hating Mel are very true. Bryan did not sell any stories, but they have been talking to his friends, and more of his friends will be coming forward because they are tired of what the Marcos are trying to do to Bryan. I think no one came forward because Melissa was pretty much a joke around TR (Toms River); but now that she is trying to hurt people (outside of Teresa’s family), people are getting angry.”


                The same source also told me:

                “It’s also 100% true that Melissa stopped associating with all of her friends since she got on the show because she is afraid of what they know — we have a few mutual friends. My friend [name edited out] was close to Melissa, and she told me she has reached out to Melissa many times and to congratulate her on the show, but she ignores all of her old friends now. To my knowledge, Bravo has not contacted anyone that I know personally. If Bravo wants to find them, I don’t think it would be all that difficult. I would imagine that they must know! I have a feeling that more and more people will be coming forward, especially when season 5 airs!”


                • July 12, 2013 at 10:49 AM

                  Thanks for bringing me up to speed, Fame. 🙂

            • July 11, 2013 at 11:25 PM

              You know what? You didn’t even have to tell me that. I just knew it. Melissa knows he is a big pussy.

          • yup
            July 11, 2013 at 3:56 PM

            I don’t think it was “just go” I think it was “let go”. Everyone was yelling that trying to separate the Joes.

            • princessvodka
              July 11, 2013 at 5:32 PM

              That’s what I thought too.

        • Confused
          July 11, 2013 at 10:11 AM

          You’re exactly right about Meho being delusional. The one and only time my husband got into a fight (actually self-defense) I was furious with him, even though he had every right. My point, if my husband had done anything to initiate it, he’d probably be singing an octave higher.

  10. AnnieMarie
    July 11, 2013 at 12:44 AM

    About time indeed! I was rooting for juicy the entire time. They should just put juicy and JoGo in a ring and fight it out. Not only would JoGo be pussy-whipped, he would have the ass-whoopin of his lifetime. He is always saying Tre needs to be taken down a peg. He needs to be taken down at least 10, if not more.

    • Silvana
      July 11, 2013 at 7:36 AM

      I think he just got taken down 10 pegs and on national television. They (Richie, Melissa, Rosie and Teresa ) all knew joe giudice would kill joey otherwise they would of let them fight it out.

  11. OneRollingStone
    July 11, 2013 at 12:45 AM

    Look Theresa is not perfect and Joe Guidice is certainly not perfect but he really is the only one standing up for Theresa and I think he is beyond fed up with how her brother and his wife treats her. Like someone mentioned above I think Joe is jealous as to how close his parents are to Joe Guidice because hes done a lot for Theresa’s folks. Seems like Joe Gorga was a bit wild in his youth.

    That video was so hard to watch because this is really such a cautionary tail about reality tv. All this is stemming from jealousy towards Theresa because of her popularity. Its now exposing all the cracks and nastiness. I would not be shocked if this was the last season. The fans are really turned off by watching this.

    We’ve seen this woman be verbally abused by family and close friends for 2 seasons now. When is it enough? You have a brother willing to call his sister scum on national tv and only 1 person in the room says thats not cool? Wow.

    I don’t care how much they try to spin it because we know thats what their doing based on fan backlash but Joe Gorga, Melissa, Jacqueline, Caroline, Rosie & Kathy lost all and any shred of respect I had for them and I really didn’t before.

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 8:40 AM

      You summed it up nicely. I agree with every word. Nice post.

    • July 11, 2013 at 9:37 AM

      Great post!

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 9:52 AM

      Spot on! 🙂

    • July 11, 2013 at 3:53 PM

      I concur.

  12. Laram
    July 11, 2013 at 12:45 AM

    Fame, not only does he repeat others “garbage” and ” scum”, to his sister, and only sibling, he waited what a year in a half to say “shame on you” how many times from his wife’s direction at Posche Fashion Show?!

    I’m so glad Juicy stepped up, and Teresa got security. Joey is a roided out mess, and puppet of a man. Melissa took all from him, played him, emasculated him, separated him from family. She is evil and Joey is a gullible fool. Those poor Gorga children, and the children in NJ that are going to have to deal with them when they become older to repeat this hot mess of a so called family!

    • lucille mason
      July 11, 2013 at 4:17 AM

      its about time,that bravo fires poison joe and melissa, there is another fight scene coming up and this time,its poison joe, chris and wacko. if they keep letting it go, someone is going to be seriouly hurt or killed on camera.

      • lucille mason
        July 11, 2013 at 4:17 AM

        juicy’s trial, which was supposed to start next week was postponed

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:21 AM

          Andy is very upset about that, I can assure you. That would be the only spin off he is willing to give Teresa, to document her and her children’s suffering. Plus somebody said she hs a non-compete clause and cannot go to another station for two years!

          • nuttyz
            July 12, 2013 at 9:24 AM

            What happens to the non-compete clause if Bravo decides to cancel the show…is it still valid?

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 8:48 AM

        That fight in the salon was scripted. At least people a week before said they knew about it coming. There was a blog somewhere (maybe this one?) that said a business across the street told a customer they should come back next week because RHONJ will be filming a fight next week across the street. I’m thinking that the producers, Siren, set up Johnny the Greek to come in to this event knowing that Gorga, Laurita’s would go after him. So again, everyone probably knew, except this Johnny the Greek guy?

        The part that blows my mind if this is true, is if Gorga and Laurita knew they were going to go after this guy, didn’t they know they may risk being arrested for assault? If this guy is not friends with them, it’s obvious something would happen. So Gorga and Laurita didn’t care to take that chance of being arrested or sued? Which did happen. They both filed assaults against each other. Johnny went immediately to the police.

        Wacko Jacko is in the most trouble with assault with a deadly weapon. Is this all part of her husband’s plan to keep her out of prison because of their other more serious financial embezzlement trial? If I were the Judge looking at Wacko Jacko’s odd behavior, and now assault, I’d charge her more, and send her away.

        • Jeannie5233
          July 11, 2013 at 9:14 AM

          You are right corky21! People did come forward and say that. That whole brawl was a “scene” gone horribly wrong.

          Whether you like the Greek or not – he was set up BIG time. A week or so before he met with Josephine and Richie, supposedly coming to an understanding and a truce. That was all a ruse to make JTG comfortable about going to the salon that night. I’m not even sure the producers knew of this meeting until after it occurred because it was not filmed. Odd, considering it would have added to the “storyline”.

          I believe the producers wanted a confrontation – what they didn’t bargain for was Josephine’s violent streak. Add alcohol to the mix, other people’s mob mentality, and voila! – The “confrontation” got way out of control and the brawl ensued. The producers were probably scrambling trying to do damage control and that may be one of the reasons police weren’t called. They didn’t have the proper permits, the place packed to over-capacity breaking fire codes, and they knew they would be held responsibe by Bravo for the melee.

          • Confused
            July 11, 2013 at 10:19 AM

            The fact that Joey and Rich were used as tools really shows their lack of intellect. No normal person would ever agree to a set-up like that. If fact, I would like to believe that most intelligent people would say screw you Bravo and if you continue with this charade I’ll expose it for what it is. Petty gossip and a few insignificant barbs are one thing, but violence and slander is another. Bravo is sick for promoting this behavior and those that willingly participate are sick as well.

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            July 11, 2013 at 12:12 PM

            The Police were there before the fight started. The had been called prior because of the large crowd on the street and the obvious camera crew. All involved were told to clear the streets immediately since there was no permit issued. Ridgewood is extremely tough on allowing production anywhere in town. A friend of mine was having dinner across the street in Mela and saw everything go down. There was an officer in an unmarked car outside making sure they stayed inside. They (Housewives) are not welcome in quite a few towns at this point. Midland Park wont issue permits after the bit filmed at the Brownstone Mill. Ridgewood wont issue at this point. Remember Danielle’s weave pull at the country club? They are banned there. The drama may look great on TV but given the level of physical violence this show actually promotes, many towns just refuse to issue permits to Bravo at this point. One cop I spoke with told me the concern was that something might get out of hand and bystanders on the street would end up injured.

            • corky21
              July 11, 2013 at 1:14 PM

              Oh. Thanks for the details. if the police were there, then why did Wacko Jacko and hubby start fighting. Did they know the police were outside. How stupid.

            • July 11, 2013 at 1:40 PM

              You always have the best scoop.

            • pjbottoms
              July 11, 2013 at 2:47 PM

              I love hearing the backstory from “real people”! I have heard that the housewives are an embarassment for many citizens in NJ and this was a good example of why!

              • Saddle_River_NJ
                July 11, 2013 at 5:05 PM

                I know several people who have run across Teresa (at the supermarket, mall, etc) and they all were surprised at what a sweet and lovely person she is “off camera”. Deep down she appears to be a very cheerful, sunny person. Probably explains why the Stripper Witch hates her so much…

                • July 11, 2013 at 11:04 PM

                  Right? Thanks for the scoop.

                • July 11, 2013 at 11:27 PM

                  Dina said that very thing about her about a year ago.

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:23 AM

          Actually, he didn’t go immediately to the police which I find stunning. He should have called them right there on the spot so they could gather evidence and not give Bravo a chance to lose the footage. Why did he wait? Anybody have a guess?

  13. Marty
    July 11, 2013 at 12:59 AM

    Whoresy Face is a B!TCH! This bottom feeding Whore destroyed Sloe JoE and the RHNJ show.

  14. Laram
    July 11, 2013 at 1:00 AM

    I heart all of these posts!!!

    • July 11, 2013 at 11:05 PM

      Me too!

  15. AutumnL
    July 11, 2013 at 1:06 AM

    Sorry to see it came to that, but not really. My one criticism is that the filming has been spliced together, b/c Melissa is by the window, then the wall, then the window again. I guess it’s the best they could do.

    Really despicable to see a brother continuing to hurl insults at his sister for two years–he’s abusive to her and if thats all they can do, then they should part ways.

    Juicy knocked him out of his shoes, and it took a buttload of ppl to free the little Ballbiter. (Gross.)

    I’m not even going to point out that it came to him naturally and was his first and only move.

    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 1:38 AM

      Even though it is spliced together, it stills makes Gorga look bad. He is seen going after Juicy when he comes in and says you need to apologize. If you watch the clip not only does he bite but he also grabs him down there. Gorga fought dirty and I believe there is no way they can spin this.

      • July 11, 2013 at 2:06 AM

        They will spin and spin and spin. I can hear it now, Juicy came in to attack him, I was only defending myself. Yadda Yadda. I feel sorry for that man’s children.

        • nuttyz
          July 11, 2013 at 10:14 AM

          And what’s even more baffling and sad is that some of the Anti-Teresa fans are gonna fall for their BS.

          • July 11, 2013 at 1:42 PM

            Can’t wait to heat what Radar Online makes up about this being all Teresa’s fault. Somehow, it will be one of brilliant diabolical plots.

            • pjbottoms
              July 11, 2013 at 2:50 PM

              Melissa will say Joe was suffering from PTSD for 10 years from being at war with his sister and then say, “Can you blame him?” Shoot me now.

              • July 11, 2013 at 11:08 PM

                And, what was his excuse at the christening? That would have been 8 years of frustration coming out, right? Do these idiots even think about what they’re saying?

            • July 11, 2013 at 11:06 PM

              Yes! That was my thought too!

      • princessvodka
        July 11, 2013 at 5:41 PM

        Stefanie, though I too think it makes Joey look bad, the Ho WILL somehow spin it in her blog, on Twitter, in interviews, etc. to their advantage (in her mind) and will find a way to blame Teresa (she shouldn’t have told Joe that Joey called her scum, she knows how Juicy is and knew he’d come in and start trouble, blah, blah, blah). She and her hag sisters and mother have been watching this frame by frame since they received the preview and are coming up with responses as we speak. I, for one, think this is the nail in the coffin though. I don’t know how anyone with eyes couldn’t see it for what it is.

        • Stefanie
          July 12, 2013 at 9:52 AM

          I can see and hear Melissa in her annoying voice saying that about Teresa. It’s a double standard when she does that. She never hesitates to run to Joey about what Teresa says to her and how she twists it to make it look like she is the victim and Teresa is evil. I guess it’s only okay for Joey to defend his wife, but if Teresa tries to defend herself or Juicy tries to protect and defend his wife they are in the wrong. I think I may barf next week when she does her interviews in US Weekly and from reading her blogs. What is shameful about this as posted above that there will be people that are going to fall for her bull and believe her, but what is interesting I think they are in the minority now.

    • Confused
      July 11, 2013 at 10:21 AM

      I think that my 80 year old mother would whoop my ass today if I ever said anything as remotely nasty to any of my siblings. Number one rule in our household is that you NEVER turn on or say anything bad about family. That stuff stayed in our house.

  16. Marty
    July 11, 2013 at 1:08 AM

    What is a true shame is the film crew and the people in the back round at approximately 58 seconds are just standing there. A bonafide indignity to a family. Thanks Whorsey Face for that!

    • Stefanie
      July 12, 2013 at 10:01 AM

      We all know this show is scripted. Here is my theory why they stood back. Teresa and Juicy along with Rosie were told that this was going to be a healing trip. You see Rosie in the party bus telling them to have a open mind. Melissa and Joey were told that they had to bring the drama and that Joey would get into a fight with Juicy. We also know that they say things to amp up the anger and discord which would explain that the Gorgas was looking for a fight. You can tell in the bus. They didn’t want to do this and they definitely didn’t want to make up. I bet Melissa knew her mic was still on when she was whispering to Joey about Juicy. She was playing her part as well getting Joey all fired up. If you notice this must have been the first evening that they were there because they are all wearing the clothes that they traveled in.

  17. AutumnL
    July 11, 2013 at 1:12 AM

    off-topic: I hope Fame checks her email every so often!

    • July 11, 2013 at 2:03 AM

      She’s really good — within a day or two usually.

  18. AutumnL
    July 11, 2013 at 1:15 AM

    If this was the retreat everyone went on, where was Dr. Caroline Manzo & Jac during this fight? Why did Melissa run away?
    Why did Rich tell Joe Gorga to “stand back” rather than let them simply go at it?
    #Juicy is in better shape than we usually get to see. He should wear short sleeves more often!

    • July 11, 2013 at 2:02 AM

      On all Allaouttrh there was an article earlier this year where they call her to come fix things. I would tell all of them to go f themselves elderly parents or not. This is just gross and dark.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 2:05 AM

      Autumn – if my memory serves me correct, I seem to recall that when this retreat was filming in real time, it was leaked that Caroline was called to come up to Lake George and act as a mediator, thinking that Underdog could save the day.

      • AutumnL
        July 11, 2013 at 2:22 AM

        I guess that’s how they scripted it to get Dr. Manzo on-site. If I were Teresa & Joe Giudice I’d ask for a script rewrite!

      • Laram
        July 11, 2013 at 2:33 AM

        I remember that, Jeannie. She was called in, but now it was probably staged that way for family first, then show Caroline as wise sage, mediator. If professionals can’t help this family, Caroline can fake it as such.

        How about Melissa’s only regret on the one on ones with Andy is how she treated the counselors on this retreat. Maybe she gets flipid, puts herself into time out at window. Lol

        • Jeannie5233
          July 11, 2013 at 9:51 AM

          Yeah, you know Caroline Manzo – Andy’s “voice of reason” and the character she was chosen to play this season. Bleeech!!

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        July 11, 2013 at 12:45 PM

        Unbiased Caroline. The one that kept calling Teresa garbage. And as a mediator? I guess she put all her knowledge to use and is now having a kumbaya moment with Dina?. I’m sure she will help gather everyone in a circle, pass out BLK t-shirts and have a sing song…

    • pjbottoms
      July 11, 2013 at 2:51 PM

      Why did that councelor just stand there like this was all normal behavior?

    • July 11, 2013 at 11:11 PM

      I’m glad the ‘Dr. Caroline’ wasn’t there. It’s not her/their fight anyway.

      Yes, Juicy should where short sleeves more often :).

  19. Jeannie5233
    July 11, 2013 at 1:35 AM

    More proof Teresa and Josephine are really NOT okay now. Instead of shutting down this fan by saying something to offset the negativity or even just ignoring this tweet, Josephine Retweets it:

    Kessler ‏@xocolleenxoxo 7 Jul
    @joegorga why does T always throw you (& your wife) under the bus? You didn’t yell at your dad…You were pleading for peace @ christening!
    Retweeted by Joe Gorga
    7:11 PM – 7 Jul 13

    • Kimoke
      July 11, 2013 at 8:44 AM

      I agree Jeannie. Just saw this tidbit on Heather Maclean’s twitter.

      Heather Maclean ‏@HeatherMaclean 12h
      @Chuck_84 They made up on the show & things were good until it started airing. I think Melissa muddies the water w/ her blogs & interviews.
      View conversation

      Of course Melissa is stirring that pot, i wouldn’t have expected any less from this horrible woman! She really is a piece of work.

      • Stefanie
        July 11, 2013 at 9:24 AM

        Melissa has to be the victim and Teresa has to be the villain. I think that Melissa sees that she isn’t getting the good edit and people are calling her out. It seems Bravo is letting more of the comments that are not in her favor being posted on her blog. She cannot stand it. So, Melissa if your reading this you need to realize that Teresa is not behind everything that is happening to you. It’s your choices that you make that is making things worse for you.

        • Kimoke
          July 11, 2013 at 9:44 AM

          Exactly Stefanie! For Melissa to step back and stop blaming Teresa for all of her problems would require a little self awareness and maturity on her part. My God, if it’s not all T’s fault then she actually may be forced to accept some responsibility for all of her horrible actions. Don’t hold your breath. I do wonder how Lysa knew about Bravo giving M the bad edit prior to the season – remember her idiotic twitter rant a few months ago? If you come for my little sister, you come for me and my big sister comes for you, blah, blah, blah!!! What a moron – if I were Bravo I would have definitely stuck it to M even more for her sister daring to threaten me! I’m sure M is really glad her hag sister took it upon herself to tell off her boss! ahahahh! What a pack of clowns!

          • July 11, 2013 at 11:26 AM

            agreed. That was such a stupid move. Right, you hag. Bravo is afraid of you. Grow up.

      • Jeannie5233
        July 11, 2013 at 10:02 AM

        Once we see the big Reconciliation – remember we are constantly being told it comes in a surprising way – I am going to be interested to see where they stand at the Reunion, especially now that Joe’s trial has been postponed again. no one has to pretend they are supporting Teresa in her time of need.

        These people are not reconciled. never were and never will be.

        • Kimoke
          July 11, 2013 at 10:13 AM

          Wow Jeannie, good point about their timing and false support of Teresa. I never even thought of that. I agree, these blogs and mag articles are not the words of people coming from a “better place”.

        • July 11, 2013 at 10:17 AM

          I’m so damned impatient…how does the big reconciliation come about after THIS????

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:27 AM

          At the reunion they will all attack Teresa vigorously. Isn’t that what Bravo thinks the fans want to see?

          • hobbyath
            July 11, 2013 at 12:59 PM

            How about we boycott the original airtime reunion to see what happens with the ratings; we can watch the reruns. That would also show our point of view: no more bashing Teresa – let her make a living, no more apology from Teresa – unless she wants to apologize that she is still breathing.

        • pjbottoms
          July 11, 2013 at 2:55 PM

          @Jeannie5233 I was wondering this too becuase we are halfway through the season already and they always replay the fights at the reunion. I’m sure they will have a montage of Jac being crazy in her TH. Melissa will just sit there with her watery eyes and say, “I tried, but I was so hurt.”

        • Deb G
          July 11, 2013 at 5:08 PM

          Exactly, Jeannie if they had made up they would’ve attended Gabriella’s and Antonia’s communion parties. Teresa had hers during the day and the other party was in the evening.

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:21 PM


    • July 11, 2013 at 11:19 PM

      Huh? That didn’t sound like asking for peace to me. He yelled (cried like a baby) at his dad! Sorry, totally unacceptable. That’s your father!!!! And dad said, ‘Go cry to your mother.’ What show are these people watching? Anything to hate on T. Delusional…and Disgusting. I love how the Whorga idiots just parrot what the non-Guidice cast says/tweets. I said it before and I’ll say it again, if little Joey feels like he’s been disrespected by his dad then he needs to man up and talk to his Dad, off camera.

  20. Sackem
    July 11, 2013 at 1:36 AM

    I feel like we need to bring the JTG assult into the conversation. Both times our little roid rager has instigated a physical attack and both times it seems he ends up on the wrong end of a fist and whilst I do enjoy him getting his comeuppance because he starts it, I can’t condone the violence. Self defence is one thing but stilettos in the head are another. I just feel a bit of poo pooing is in order. Thoughts?

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 1:39 AM

      Sackem – I agree. It seems Josephine cannot control himself or his temper and he is at the root of whenever anything violent goes down on this show. Makes me wonder what he’s like behind closed doors without the cameras running.

      • July 11, 2013 at 2:37 AM

        I’m hoping the black eyeshadow on Messy isn’t an attempt to hide bruises.

        • Cee_See
          July 11, 2013 at 10:24 AM

          I noticed her dark eyeshadow, too! On the last episode, I think, her forehead looks big & shiny and her hair looks thin & greasy! Then you see her TH and she’s all glamed up and looks like the magazine Melissa.

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            July 11, 2013 at 12:22 PM

            Her makeup sometimes makes her look like a crackwhore dolled up for a $5 “date”

            • July 11, 2013 at 1:47 PM

              How about that black corset dress she wears in the introduction. Looks like it came from the markdown bin at Fredrick’s of Hollywood.

    • happylady
      July 11, 2013 at 1:54 AM

      Agree. Violence at the end of his short fuse doesn’t seem to be working too well for him. I’ve been around many people on steroids.The one thing I can attest to sbout juicing is that they enhance who you already are, not meaning the physical affects. For example, if you were an asshole to begin with before doing a cycle, you’re going to be an even bigger one after. So seeing how Josephine has the classic napoleon complex along with a lot of other personality shortcomings, it appears he’s always had a chip on his shoulder. Also the balding is a dead give away as well, if he had the proper stack & didn’t overdo it , he probably wouldn’t experience any side effects. However everyone seems to react differently to them.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:23 PM

        Lol – fantastic!

    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 9:28 AM

      JTG’s attorney’s should have a field day with this. Why would Bravo air this knowing what went down with JTG’s. These attorney’s if they’re smart can subpoena this footage and the footage from the Christening to show a pattern of behavior with Josephine on how he lunges at people for no apparent reason.

      • Jeannie5233
        July 11, 2013 at 9:49 AM

        You are right Stephanie. I would bet his attorneys are watching the show for Jacqueline Laurita’s pattern of questionable behavior as well. They probably would go back several seasons as that is a wealth of documentation for them to build their case as to these people’s low life characters. Wouldn’t be surprised if they checked out their social media interactions as well, I.e. Twitter, Facebook, etc.

      • July 11, 2013 at 1:49 PM

        JTG’s attorneys against Bravo? The sad fact is that JTG will lose because he will run out of money. The only person who was ever able to f*** with Bravo and get out of her contract and get them to not air some footage was Adrienne Maloof. She has money up the ying yang and would just wear them out and they knew it.

    • July 11, 2013 at 10:18 AM

      I don’t condone violence either, Sackem. Most of the time. I must admit I would love to see little man get his ass kicked though.

      • Cee_See
        July 11, 2013 at 10:32 AM

        Hi, PrincessV! I hate watching any type of fighting, as a sport. Watching a live confrontation causes me to go into a panic attack! But, if someone, like Midget Man is the instigator and he is losing you bet I’ll watch it! Plus, there were people to help defuse the situation! What I would have really loved is for Teresa to slap and scratch Melissa’s face when she was doing slapping Juicy! Or, for Teresa to push her down! I noticed Rosie was the one fight defuser who was knocked to the ground!

        P/S- I hope you have a great rest of the week and a excellent weekend!

        • princessvodka
          July 11, 2013 at 5:52 PM

          I agree with most of what you said Cee See — all except the Teresa part. I’m glad she didn’t touch Melissa. Can you IMAGINE the field day they would all have with that?!!!

          And thank you! Hubby’s bday is Saturday and we are spending the day fishing all day and camping (in our camper) just us and the two little boys (my dogs). I’m not super outdoorsy but am looking forward to having some time to ourselves. Planning on going off of my diet all day on Saturday and am highly excited to report that I will be eating pb & j sandwiches, bologna sandwiches, and macaroni & cheese all danged day! You enjoy your rest of the week and weekend as well!!!

          • Cee_See
            July 12, 2013 at 2:31 PM

            PrincessV, I hope you enjoy your husbands birthday! I’ve been on a diet, too, and lost 6 lbs. from giving up my beloved Dr. Pepper! I have a cheat day once a week, usually sunday, and I notice that the stuff I usually would eat leave me feeling icky! I started a colon cleanse and I noticed my skin is much more softer!

            My take is Teresa is going to be made to look like the one who started the fight by “The Others” so she might as well smack Melissa just once for hitting Juicy!

            • July 13, 2013 at 8:50 PM

              Thanks Cee See! We had a GREAT day. Decided not to camp tonight though and sleep in our own bed. We’re getting old 🙂

              What else are you doing for your diet? I will regret it tomorrow, but I ate like a damned pig today. I try not to cheat at all and usually do a pretty good job of it. I get pretty psycho about it all. Since I’m not drinking tonight, maybe I will lose what I’ve gained by Monday. We shall see. Regardless, I’m going to try real hard not to get bummed out about it.

              LOL, it would be pretty funny to see her smack her, but…!

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:28 AM

        Joey is terrified of Juicy and in love with him at the same time.

  21. happylady
    July 11, 2013 at 1:40 AM

    I just wanna know why both of the whorgas weren’t charged with assault? She attacked Joe also when they were locked up while Josephine was chomping away. BTW I’ve seen a lot of guys fighting, some total pussies, and I’ve never seen anyone even attempt to go in that direction! Ugh! How humiliating , im embarrassed for his family.It’s so sad but truthfully I don’t really feel that way anymore when i see them feud & bash each other. Now I feel like Teresa is just a glutton for punishment if she just doesnt cut her losses with those horrible people. My daughter and i watched the clip more then a few times & we both laughed and rooted for Joe giudice instead of feeling sad that there’s no healing going on in the family. Truthfully , at this point, i could care less if they ever mend fences.bravo has beat this dead horse( uh, theres that pun again) into the ground hoping some sign of life will return. Truly the only segments on the show I enjoy now are the giudice family . The sausage making was the only part of the last episode I was actually entertained.

    • July 11, 2013 at 10:19 AM

      RE: Assault charges…looked like it was all handled privately

      • hobbyath
        July 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM

        they are not going to press charges against family. It’s Teresa’s brother for god sakes. Do not expect any criminal charges here.

  22. Sackem
    July 11, 2013 at 3:06 AM

    So I’ve watched it about six times – Ava fell asleep in the car and I thought I should give her a little nap, and I still have no idea what Teresa has done that is so bad her brother needs to speak to her like that and fight her husband. I have seen absolutely nothing to suggest any of their accusations are true. All I’ve ever seen is a boy tantruming over the fact that his sister has more toys. With a wife like Melissa who picks and exposes, the Gorgas must be saints for turning up to dinner. Serious this shiz has officially gone factor five in the nuts-o (pun intended fights dirty with words fights dirty with fists) that none of it makes any sense! Those sprinkle cookies must have been dusted in gold for this calamity to have happened. I’m down on MY knees begging PLEASE BRAVO TAKE THEM OFF MY TELE!!!!!! It started off as Single White Female with a twist of Girl Interrupt, morphed into One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and has now become The Shining! “All work and no play …..” On the plus side, Joey is highly employable during the festive season as the Nutcracker or perhaps just in a dodgey bar in Pattaya or Bangkok.

    • Sackem
      July 11, 2013 at 3:07 AM

      PS, I did fall in love with Juicy a little bit deeper…

      • July 11, 2013 at 4:20 AM

        me tooo 🙂 finally we see the real Juicy – funny and so masculine 🙂

      • July 11, 2013 at 10:20 AM

        LOL…ME TOO. I have such a huge crush on him now.

      • Confused
        July 11, 2013 at 10:28 AM

        Yup, there’s nothing more sexy that your man sticking up for you.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:29 AM

        He kinda turns me on.

      • Meri
        July 11, 2013 at 7:44 PM

        Me too!😀 He is my fav!

    • pjbottoms
      July 11, 2013 at 2:58 PM

      I would suggest The Exhosist as well!

      • Happy Holly Daze
        July 11, 2013 at 10:37 PM


    • July 11, 2013 at 11:27 PM

      Lol – fantastic!

  23. Sackem
    July 11, 2013 at 3:14 AM

    Oh and I guess it busts another myth that Juicy has an inflated sense of sense because he can take em. That black eye was lucky for Ritch! I think Rosie had a better chance at breaking them up than Ritchie.

    • adioslunatic
      July 11, 2013 at 6:43 PM

      @ Sackem Icky (Rich) probably needed a change of undies…he looked like he was ready to soil himself when he was saying “back up, back up”…

  24. Sackem
    July 11, 2013 at 3:59 AM

    I also find it interesting that Missy’s whole argument has been that Teresa wants Joe to side with her then she’s asking her to choose her brother over her husband. Missy is blind to the fact there are other people outside of their sick little unit. I wonder if Joey did anything extra special that night during their “special” time. He seemed pretty angry.

    • Dianna
      July 11, 2013 at 4:15 PM

      Haha love your sense of humor. You write a lot of things I think but don’t write

  25. littlewitch
    July 11, 2013 at 4:19 AM

    Well that was painful to watch. It is sad to see a group of people bring themselves so low at the cajoling and behest of BRAVO. Especially Joe Gorga. From the first episode he was on the show he was trying to upstage his Sister’s table flip by acting like a gross animal. The Gorga’s came on the show promising to bring the worst out in Teresa/ Joe Giudice and themselves and boy have they succeeded.

    Bravo has a lot to answer for, egging these people on and egging them on until they break through to their worst possible selves. Everyone on this show has traded there self respect and personal dignity for fame, that has become mere notoriety. A humiliation for everyone involves especially for the greedy, perverse puppeteers behind the entire debacle … Andy Cohen/BRAVO. His contempt for people is frightening,hence that smug, superior smirk of his. What a creepy influence he has had on the cast, staff and viewers alike. Too Negative.

  26. teramusique
    July 11, 2013 at 5:18 AM

    Melissa looks straight-up demonic in this screenshot! http://i41.tinypic.com/2dag65w.jpg

    She desperately needs a new makeup artist, someone who knows how to BLEND

    • teramusique
      July 11, 2013 at 5:37 AM

      + Only way they will be able to do a Season 6 is if they make major changes.
      Everyone is bored of “X vs. Teresa” just like how “X vs. Danielle” got boring after two seasons.

      Now Caroline and her puppets will probably turn on Melissa (looking for a new storyline)
      Melissa isn’t a likable person in real life (she has NO friends) so it shouldn’t be too hard for the Manzos to find a problem with her.

    • July 11, 2013 at 6:50 AM

      I think she wants to be demonic
      She wears evil eye necklace, wears red a lot – I believe in symbolizm and she’s trying too hard

      • Cee_See
        July 11, 2013 at 10:43 AM

        i noticed she does were symbolic clothing and jewlrey, too Lemonmarabou! I’ve seen her wear black and white colors when photographed at events! She wore red and black to Gia’s party, also! Melissa wore this ugly blue dress with triangular designs on it when she was on WWHL. I’m not sure if you noticed the pyramid type of designs she chooses? I don’t know if she’s really into being demonic or just wants to fit in with JLo and Beyonce?

      • teramusique
        July 11, 2013 at 3:38 PM

        I’ve also seen Caroline wearing that “All seeing eye” before. Like in Seasons 1 and 2.

  27. Chels
    July 11, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    OMG, poor Rosie getting knocked to the floor after puling off Gorga.. LOL!!!

  28. July 11, 2013 at 7:51 AM

    I do not believe for 1 second that this feud has been boiling for 10 years with Joe Gorga. I know a lot of this is staged and they are told to “bring it on”, but Joe Gorga has gone overboard. There is no redemption here. He chose to call his sister garbage,scum and treat her so badly, for his 15 minutes. They watch the show, how many times (even after this altercation) has Teresa said she loves her brother? Melissa recently said she doesn’t mind the haters as they make her more famous. Do they really believe they have a strong fan base? The few fans they have are teenagers and college age girls and gay men. Mainstream America does not like them. This is probably the worse show on Reality TV, because of the Gorga’s. If Bravo can show this, why not the JTG fight? It is OK to show Teresa’s humiliation but not theirs? Comcast needs to get some balls and pull them off the air and boot Andy to the curb for allowing and encouraging all this atrocious behavior.

    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 9:35 AM

      I agree especially after last season when we find out that Juicy helped Richie and Josephine out when they wanted to learn the business. Juicy even loaned tools to Josephine. If you hated this guy so much why would you go to him to help you start your business so he can show you the ropes? I don’t get it. I still don’t see what Teresa did to them. It seems to me that they were jealous that Teresa became famous and they thought it should have been them instead of her. That is the only reason I see for this stupidness that has ruined a good show. I loved it in the beginning except for the whole Danielle drama. Even though I didn’t care for her I think that she got the short end of the stick with this show.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:32 AM

        When Juicy is talking about tools he doesn’t mean a hammer. He means equipment. Joe Gorga is an ungrateful little bastard, and must be reminded of how he wanted to fellate Joe during a brawl because he was aroused by his masculinity.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 10:14 AM

      Teresa and Josephine grew up with the Giudice family. They have known each other since they were kids. Remember in Josephine’s TH, he said if there is one thing he could change it would be not letting Teresa marry Joe. Josephine is jealous of Joe’s relationship with his parents. It’s plain as day. He blames Joe for talking badly about him in his father’s ear (season 3). Joe proved himself to the Gorga family a long time ago. Josephine, by his wild behavior when he was much younger frequenting strip clubs and wild partying and pretty much wiping out the senior Gorga’s finances before Melissa even came along certainly did not endear him to his parents.

      Melissa did say things were bad between the Joes when she first came around at last year’s Reunion. Josephine does have anger, resentment, and hatred for Joe and I do believe it goes way back.

    • tam
      July 11, 2013 at 11:06 AM

      You now I hope that it was worth it for Joe Gorga, he said in his audition tape that he and his wife would bring Teresa down and that’s exactly what he’s trying to do. But i have a feeling that his sister is the only person thats going to be there for him when his whore wife leaves him when these 15 minutes are over. after all he is broke and thats the only reason she got with him because she thought that he had money

  29. tboz17586
    July 11, 2013 at 8:16 AM

    Joe Gorga is like a yappy little jack russel……his master tells him what to do……he makes a lot of noise…..he has a small dog complex and fancies himself with the alsatians……is obsessed with his genitals…….and when attacking……..goes straight for the balls he so sadly misses.

    I GUFFAWED when Melissa said “Teresa! Help your brother”! What a ridiculous little cow. Teresa had the presence of mind to go get security and not inflame the situation….which is lucky for MeHo as she would’ve gotten a good bashing from T as well. Much deserved at that.

    This whole thing made me feel so indignant that I relayed the whole saga to my husband….and to explain why I’m always on the internet LOL…..and even he said they were disgusting if that’s the kinda things they’re doing. I also saw him wince a little when I told him about Little Baby Josephine: Ball Biter extraordinaire. I don’t even want to call him a “bitch”…..it’s just too good for him at this point. I also want to cry when I imagine HER blog this week. Urgh.

    P.s….Joe, if Melissa is reading this to you…..I’m pretty sure the definition of P***ywhipped is that you will behave a certain way and perform a certain way to appease your wife….because if you don’t she won’t give you any. That’s pretty much what her book is about….you do stuff…she will lets you sleep with her. You admitted that, you both did. I would say….you are infact P***ywhipped. Maybe you just don’t like the term?

    Just sleep on it…..between sobs of course. G’night.

    • July 11, 2013 at 10:18 AM

      I love this Comment.

      What it boils down to is envy. Teresa and Joe are all about family. They live for it. They would die for it. They totally enjoy their family and that is why I enjoy watching them. Teresa hangs on to her brother because of the value she places on family.

      Melissa is driven by fear so she manipulates and controls everything. Now that she is in the public eye she has more things to juggle, which she will not be able to keep up with. When Milania and Antonia wanted to get together, Teresa bent over backwards to make that happen. Melissa does not have that kind of strength, none of the other women in the cast do.

      Napoleonitus has issues revolving around his manhood. When is father said “Go cry to your mother” – it spoke volumes. He lost his father’s respect somehow and he is angry that his father respects Juicy.

      • Jeannie5233
        July 11, 2013 at 12:31 PM

        Hi Kimberly – you are right! That is exactly what Josephine’s problem is – he is pea green with envy of his brother-in-law AND his sister. Great comment!

        • tboz17586
          July 11, 2013 at 1:36 PM

          Agreed Kimberly and Jeannie!

    • July 11, 2013 at 1:54 PM


  30. Saddle_River_NJ
    July 11, 2013 at 8:52 AM

    Joe Giudice can be crude and vulgar. But he isn’t a hormonal chihauhau like Gorga. Missy’s Little Bitch sobs and cries about his broken heart and in the next breath verbally defiles his sister. Gorga is just simply a disgusting, vile stump of a human. Quite the pair – a gold-digging whore and a steroid-addled cretin that will destroy anyone in their quest for “fame”. I just wish Missy and the Bitch would just go away. The show has gotten so dark and nasty since they appeared on the scene.

  31. July 11, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Melissa Gorga ‏@melissagorga 9 Jul
    3X’s a week! RT @dee7760: @melissagorga in ur sexpert opinion, how often should a healthy couple in their 30s be ‘getting it in’?

    OMG! How did she become a sexpert?

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 11:31 AM

      Ok, I don’t want to brag, but as a sex couple in our thirties it was more like 2x a day five days a week. Take that Melho. Although now, at this age, I think my libido is living in France!

      • Sackem
        July 11, 2013 at 12:24 PM

        Alright Corky!!! *Cyber hi five*

      • July 11, 2013 at 2:56 PM

        I don’t remember how often, but it wasn’t on a calendar and I didn’t keep track. I do know it was less than my hubby wanted, still is but he wants it 24×7. I hit menopause and just don’t have the desire like I used to, hubby sure does. I like cuddle time. PS — Hubby wanted to get blue pills to help with well you know and I told him I would divorce him.

        • July 11, 2013 at 4:35 PM

          I feel your pain. Only mine doesn’t need the blue pills, he needs to be sedated. When they came out with those pills I was outraged. When are we women ever gonna get a break. When we die, that’s when.

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            July 11, 2013 at 5:09 PM

            Now girls – let the boys get thier little blue pills. Then go get a box of easter egg dye and color up some blue Sominex or something along those lines. That will get rid of *that* urge…

            • princessvodka
              July 11, 2013 at 5:56 PM

              Great idea Saddle River!!!!!!

              • July 11, 2013 at 11:33 PM

                Why didn’t i think of that.

            • July 11, 2013 at 9:02 PM


      • adioslunatic
        July 11, 2013 at 7:31 PM

        @ Corky Hahaha! My thirties were a crashing disappointment from my 20s and that first rush of blinding passion we shared… 30s I had very little drive but, of course, I still served my “wifely” duties. Also, of course, never letting on and, it wasn’t all drudgery all the time, I had fun, it was the getting started that was the problem, lol! The 40s – HOLY MOLY!!! It was as if I discovered I had sex organs for the first time!!! Now that 50 is very close and “the menopause” is upon me, hell, I just want to get through the night without repulsing the hubs with my night sweats!!! And my boobs! Oh the PAIN!!! Thankfully, he’s 10.5 yrs older (gotta get that .5 in there) and not quite the Italian/German stallion he once was and, it’s nice. We cuddle and kiss a lot and, when we are intimate, it’s really special.

        Thank God we have so much more in common than sex, I feel sorry for those that only have sex.

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      July 11, 2013 at 12:37 PM

      Oh come now! Our Little Harlot has *lots* of experience. The Parking Lot Princess has plenty of back seat advice she can share. Seriously, if you want sex advice would you ask a nun or a hooker?

      • July 11, 2013 at 1:03 PM

        That’s what their book should be titled, “Josephine and the Parking Lot Princess”.

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 1:16 PM

        ha hahahahahahha. so funny. exactly.

    • ks2id2tx
      July 12, 2013 at 11:40 PM

      Hey, Sachem…..I wonder if that is the same “Dee” that trolls here at FW! Wouldn’t surprise me!

  32. July 11, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    Melissa Gorga ‏@melissagorga 7 Jul
    Love how they make it look like my friend @MsMariaChappa was making faces.. We were having a completely different conversation there…

    Guess the they is the Bravo editors. I thought the first rule of Fight Club was not to blame editing.

    • adioslunatic
      July 11, 2013 at 7:34 PM

      @ Sackem ‘First rule of fight club” – you slay me…Lmao!

  33. July 11, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    CHERYL ‏@charnois2 47m
    @gloriahufnagel @Teresa_Giudice n she didn’t know Angelo was going to be at Posh fashion show last yr. pic.twitter.com/nYo820j3Hb
    Retweeted by Teresa Giudice

    • July 11, 2013 at 9:50 AM

      PS screen shot from JTG timeline.

  34. July 11, 2013 at 9:51 AM

    Anthony Callea ‏@AnthonyCallea 1h
    I know I’m a little behind, but how bloody good is RHW of New Jersey!!!! I’m obsessed with @Teresa_Giudice I want a kid to call MA-LA-NI-AAH
    TV personality from Down Under – runner up on Idol.

  35. July 11, 2013 at 9:53 AM

    Heather Maclean ‏@HeatherMaclean 13h
    @Chuck_84 They made up on the show & things were good until it started airing. I think Melissa muddies the water w/ her blogs & interviews.

    Have we seen this? Gotta love the breastfeeding and a laptop!

  36. July 11, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    I am so disgusted. The root of Joey Gorga’s problem with Juicy is that he is mad his parents love Juicy and not Melissa. He doesn’t understand that old school Italians value respect above all else. And while it may anger Joey that Juicy has a billion strikes against him like cheating accusations, bankruptcy, a DUI and host of legal issues, his parents still love Juicy even after all of that. Juicy’s family and the Gorgas are close and Juicy is a great son-in-law. And I’m sure the Gorga parents wish he didn’t have all of the problems and accusations against him, but they see him as family member and they see how much he respects them. Like Juicy pealing the potatoes–LOL!

    Melissa on other hand, has no legal issues like Juicy but clearly the Gorga parents don’t like her for the obvious reasons: coming on the show, not going to the hospital until 4 days later, making up crap about Teresa calling Antonia ugly…

    Joe, don’t be angry at Juicy. Be angry at yourself that you married such a horrible witch. You made you bed so lie in it and quit it with the roid rages charging Joe Giudice. It wasn’t cute in season 3 and it sure ain’t cute now.

    I just don’t get how people think that Melissa and he have such a great marriage. Because Joe has a sex addiction and Melissa has a money/fame addicition and they come off as happy-go-lucky-in love? It’s all FAKE !

    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 10:20 AM

      Don’t forget that she hides when Gorga SR comes over for a visit. I bet that is off putting knowing that she is home and hiding because she doesn’t want to see you. Who does that? She also thought that once she came into the family that she would be the center of attention and Teresa would have to take a back seat. She accuses Teresa of wanting to be the center of attention but in truth it’s really her.

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 11:48 AM

        Teresa will always be the center of attention, she is the only daughter, Melho is outsider. However, if Melho made an attempt to take a back seat to Teresa and yet still show respect for her inlaws, etc. maybe it would be different. But Melissa could never do that. She has felt jealousy against Tre all along. If you re watch season 2, there is the christening that Tre threw all over the top as Tre does, and you will see Gorilla and Meho and Cathy there in a few shots. In one, Melho is sitting at a table with Cathy and the two of them look miserable. Why? Because, 1: Neither of them could throw a party like that, and 2: They felt left out and jealous of Teresa. That one shot of the two them sealed it all in. Jealous, Jealous, Jealous. And, of course, 3: Teresa got this show, and that just put Melho and Gorilla in the worst place of envy, jealousy, and evilness. They had to have it. Why do you think Gorilla got into the same business and Juicy? He wanted to have a big house like them, hmm. Gorilla has been competing with Teresa and Juicy all along before Melho. Melho only added fuel to the already burning fire.

        Teresa will always be the main attraction, by the way she acts, talks, dresses, has parties, etc. And, she paid their debt and is making money with her cookbooks and other things. She is interesting to watch. She is very confident and shows it. She doesn’t suffer fools gladly. It’s all there. Meho never will have that, no matter how hard she tries.

        I wish these two gone from the show. I enjoy watching Teresa’s family. Her girls are so disrespectful at times, but aren’t most, and they are funny to watch. I loved the sausage scene as well. Where do they store all that? Can Melissa do that? No she can’t.

        I think Teresa may be getting her own show, there was a blip a few weeks back about casting for Teresa’s show. Could be fake. But i hope not. I’d watch her in anything, any day.

        Get rid of the Gorga’s, Wakiles, and Manzo’s. Manzo’s is a whole other rant. Maybe later.

        • Stefanie
          July 11, 2013 at 2:13 PM

          I would watch her to along with her family. I really did enjoy the sausage making and when the were making red sauce in episode one of season 2. I loved how her dad was asking the babysitter if she was on her period because it could ruin the sauce. Her family is funny especially the kids. Milania (hope I spelt it right) cracks me up.

  37. July 11, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Just watching this clip is making me dizzy., just like the episodes. The editing is horrible. Mel is at the window, leaning on the wall, at the window, etc.

    Melissa says in her TH that they had really “hit rock bottom”. I wonder what incident she was talking about? It is obvious her TH was filmed BEFORE the retreat, as she had not added her hair extensions yet.

  38. tam
    July 11, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    Why is it that bravo won’t allow you to post anything negative about Melissa, Joe or Caroline. I”m not using profane language at all…..ummm, thats weird but people’s post show up about Teresa even if its really negative

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 11:51 AM

      I know. I’ve noticed that as well. Some get in though.

    • nuttyz
      July 11, 2013 at 12:50 PM

      Yeah bravo does that a lot, it’s really frustrating. I don’t see the need for moderation to that level on a public forum esp for a TV show unless people were using profanity. Everyone should be able to express their opinions freely…good or bad. But I guess Bravo needs to maintain control and make it seem like most of the viewers are anti-Teresa. This season it’s a bit better though…in previous seasons they wouldn’t let any anti-Melissa/Caroline/Jac comments go through.

  39. July 11, 2013 at 11:52 AM

    I just had to go back and read this again.

    “What you see is what you get with Melissa Gorga. On Real Housewives of New Jersey, she’s that beautiful, ambitious woman with a successful career who puts her family first. In fact, her stable-yet-sexy marriage to loveable Joe is a welcome antidote to the constant fighting and backbiting on the show. Despite the pressure of life in the spotlight, she makes marriage look easy. How does she do it? Melissa’s overriding principle: Treat your husband like a King! And in return, you’ll be treated like a Queen!

    In Love Italian Style, Melissa shares her (and his) secrets to relationship success—generations-tested old-fashioned values served up with a modern, sexy twist. To her, the four tenets to a happy marriage are respect, honesty, loyalty, and passion (underscore passion). By sharing her and Joe’s life together—from the story of their first date to how they still keep it hot in the bedroom a decade later—Melissa admits that yes, marriage has been a lot of work, but the rewards are ten-fold. With her time-tested strategies, you can “Gorganize” your own relationship, strengthen your bond, and amp up the passion for lifelong bliss by learning how to:

    · Dress to impress your man

    · Flirt with your hubby

    · Cook Italian style

    · Fight right

    · Keep the romance alive and the home fires burning

    · Raise little princes and princesses”

    They live in the fantasy land they created for themselves. How does she know anything about “generations-tested old-fashioned values”? Sick, sick, sick!

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 12:34 PM

      Wow! Where did I go wrong with my 39 year marriage?!?!?!

      • corky21
        July 11, 2013 at 12:38 PM

        LOL Jeannie. Where did I go wrong in my 25 year marriage. Let’s see, people change Melissa. When we were at year 8, it was hot, wild, fun, all that. You just wait til you get to year 13, 15 if you are still together that is. Joe will still be wild, but you will be tired. Mark my words. Where is the respect? You don’t respect his family? Where is the loyalty? You are not loyal to him (hint hint, Bull dog!), we never see you cook, you’re out all the time. You don’t have any of it to begin with. Be real!

      • July 11, 2013 at 1:36 PM

        I don’t know Jeannie. I never heard such bullshit from a dumb whore in my life. Their first date? She blew him at Lookers. Cancun my ass. What a fairytale. Somebody knows the truth. why are they protecting her?

      • pjbottoms
        July 11, 2013 at 3:02 PM

        You know the verb “Gorganize” makes me think of removing a tumor or popping a zit.

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 12:35 PM

      i think it was Teresa who said that first season when she asked for new bubbies while she and Joe were having dinner. Melissa is such a copy cat. LOL

      • Anonymous
        July 11, 2013 at 4:32 PM

        Melissa isn’t a copycat. I can’t remember for sure but I read where her rack was paid for either by her boss at Lookers or one of her johns – errr I mean “dates”. I’m sure when she appeared on the Gorga Sr’s doorstep with a chest full of silicone and a face full of drag queen makeup Joey’s parents were *thrilled*. That’s way before Tre…

  40. Jeannie5233
    July 11, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    This is just speculation on my part, but this is how I see the rest of the Season unfolding. Caroline is called to Lake George, in her Underdog role coming to save the day, and talks to Josephine and Teresa, calming them down. They make baby steps towards each other – who the heck knows how? Because I sure would never speak to any of them again after all this. Then all of them including the Lauritas and Manzos go to the spa retreat and that is where they do that bungee jumping, holding hands, after this we’re never going to fight again BS. Not sure what the finale will be but something will take place to cause some irritation at Teresa again, perhaps involving Caroline and Teresa trying to expose Al’s infidelity, sort of like a redo of when everything was better and then Caroline read those dastardly comments in Teresa’s cookbook, causing everything to go haywire. Doubtful it will have anything to do with the Greeks, including the infamous phone call, because Bravo won’t air that footage now.

    Then, at the Reunion, the reconciliation will be fractured, once again, because of the blogs the castmembers are writing, the information being leaked to tabloids, i.e. USWeekly’s latest interview with Melissa saying Teresa should have gotten up and walked away, blah, blah, blah. Watching back the footage as we are and hearing the THs will set everyone off too, plus whatever the catalyst will be to cause them to all turn on Teresa once more.

    Or, maybe – Melissa and Josephine will see the error of their ways and beg Teresa’s forgiveness. Josephine and Joe will become BFFs and go into business together. Melissa’s various careers “spokesperson”, “singer”,and “author” all fail and she winds up having to fall back on her teaching degree to find a job. She whines every night to Josephine how much she hates and he tells her she is scum, garbage, and deserves what she has coming to her. Kathy decides to quit baking and she and Richie open up a fish market. Caroline and Al get divorced – she winds up moving back to Franklin Lakes and opens an animal sanctuary with Fran. Lauren and Vito get married (I think we will see her “get engaged” this season), and run a daycare center for children raised by wolves. Greggie moves back and the Manzo boys are ecstatic welcoming back their “roomie”. Chris bans Jacqueline from all social media outlets as their mounting legal problems escalate. With the IRS and the government closing in on them, they pick up their kids and flee the country – never to be heard from again. Teresa becomes wildly successful with a cooking show of her own; becomes a Master Chef; and winds up owning the Brownstone with Al renting back the apartment space for himself and his comare of many years.

    • Sackem
      July 11, 2013 at 12:20 PM

      I think the second scenario is highly plausible.

    • nuttyz
      July 11, 2013 at 1:00 PM

      I would hate for the first scenario to come true but I’m afraid that’s what’s gonna happen considering how Bravo is always gunning for Teresa. It’s so sickening.

      I can’t stand Caroline…I’m so over her. I’m gonna barf all over my television if they give Caroline the “wise mediator” edit again. Yuck. I don’t buy her attitude change towards Teresa one bit. She’s still a hateful, jealous person. She has just calmed down a bit because she realized hating on Teresa wasn’t doing her any good. Pure evil!

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 1:05 PM

      Too funny. Sounds perfect.

      • hobbyath
        July 11, 2013 at 1:55 PM

        Melissa falling back on her teaching carrier – no.
        She said she hated it, it’s all over the internet – nobody will employ her. Besides, what is it that she can teach, what kind of standards does she have? – it’s a definite no carrier in education.

        • LifeIsGood
          July 11, 2013 at 4:57 PM

          “Whore”-vard may give her a job.

          • July 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM


    • Stefanie
      July 12, 2013 at 10:13 AM

      I love the second scenario and to it that Josephine in a hissy fit from Melissa whining to him that he is not the man she married he throws all her clothes out the window while she is out doing whatever and changes the locks with divorce papers taped to the front door. Rosie will be standing at the door to throw Melissa off the property. She disappears to follow her dreams and is never seen from again.

  41. July 11, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    A former male stripper was charged with attempted murder for biting a man’s penis and testicles during a steroid-fueled rage at an upscale retreat in Lake George.
    Joseph Gorga, 41, was sexually aroused with blood dripping from his face as he “growled and snarled” and was crying for his mother when he was taken by police according to the arrest report. There was a delay in the arrest because the police had to send a unit back to the station to obtain smaller handcuffs for the balding diminutive suspect and to get pepper spray in case he attempted the same thing on the arresting officers.
    “I literally thought there was a rabid raccoon inside this place,” said Evette Mays, the hotel guest who dialed 911.
    The stoic victim, covered in the man’s sputum suffered from severe bite marks on his genitals as the deranged suspect gnawed right through the victim’s trousers. He told deputies that it appeared as if Gorga was “trying to eat his penis and testicles,” reported the Lake George Mirror.
    The suspect’s wife also gouged the victim’s eyes and hit him in the face and head, police said.
    “I thought the guy was on bath salts or something,” said Mays. “When I dialed that number 911, I said, ‘Lady, you better get someone over here quick, because somebody is about to die, and I’m not talking about the victim.”
    The perpetrator is a cast member of a scripted reality show and told officials that he was in love with the victim, and could no longer pretend that he was happily married to his wife.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 12:37 PM

      Oh, gessie – as usual, you have not disappointed – LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

      • July 11, 2013 at 1:20 PM

        Thank you my dear Jeannie. This is just too much fun to stop.

    • nuttyz
      July 11, 2013 at 12:55 PM

      LOL gessie, you are hilarious!

      Did you pick a twitter handle yet? Would love to see your posts.

      • July 11, 2013 at 1:11 PM

        No because I don’t know how to do twitter. i would need an awesome background page of Joey engaging in his various suspect acts. (waterboarding that tranny, exposing himself, and I would need a photoshopped one of him in a pinafore trying to sexually molest Juicy. I don’t know how to set up the account! I’ll take one for the team, though if somebody will help me. Fame has my e-mail address as does ms. Stoopid. I still can’t think of the best twitter handle. I think after watching the show it will magically come to us all just like that.

        • July 11, 2013 at 1:22 PM

          I wish I could help you with twitter, but I do not know how to do it either and I have an account. I will share these with you for inspiration.


          I once heard if you cross your eyes you can see the blurred image. I cannot do it, afraid to damage my eyes.

          • July 11, 2013 at 1:27 PM

            Thank you so much, Jackie! Great start! I saved those to my computer for future endeavors. I will try to find a still of him waterboarding that tranny. I will look.

        • July 11, 2013 at 1:24 PM

          SloJo & fellatio rhyme

          • adioslunatic
            July 11, 2013 at 8:34 PM

            Okay, enough, Gessie! My stomach hurts from laughing!!!

    • July 11, 2013 at 12:59 PM

      Oh, my goodness! I had to catch my breath several times, with tears rolling from my eyes, that is the best post I have read. I am still laughing.

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM

      Very funny.

      • July 11, 2013 at 2:15 PM


    • pjbottoms
      July 11, 2013 at 3:05 PM

      Holy Crap is that funny!

    • Dianna
      July 11, 2013 at 4:25 PM

      Hilarious !!!!!!

    • princessvodka
      July 11, 2013 at 6:05 PM

      I love you Gessie!!!! I wish I was Twitter literate…all I know how to do is set up a basic account. Surely SOMEONE on here knows how to make it all fancy and stuff!

    • Laram
      July 11, 2013 at 6:26 PM

      Hey, gessiewtf, thanks for the hardy laugh today!!!!

    • Anonymous
      July 11, 2013 at 7:02 PM

      Gessie, I laughed so hard that I snorted from reading this. I love your posts!!!

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:39 PM

        Thanks. Just wait until the actual show airs. Drinks and popcorn are on me.

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM


      You need to talk with our resident cartoonist. Cher’s Long Hair?

    • Meri
      July 11, 2013 at 8:06 PM

      You are way too funny! Made my day 😀

    • July 11, 2013 at 11:58 PM

      LMFAO! Gessie – that was fantastic. Can’t stop laughing!!!!!!

    • July 12, 2013 at 6:53 PM

      This deserves it’s own blog post! Thanks for the laugh, gessie! I can’t help you out with twitter either, but anyone with tips can send them to me and I’ll forward them to gessie.

    • Happy Holly Daze
      July 12, 2013 at 10:13 PM

      lololol You should post this on Mehos Bravo blog…. I may just get posted… after the moderater changed his/her underwear, that is…

    • Happy Holly Daze
      July 12, 2013 at 10:17 PM

      Gessie, not sure what you do for a living.. but girl??? Girl you need to write….. You need to write things like this Everyday… I laughed so hard I cried, and I may even um.. peed myself a bit…. You all Rock on here…. I know I know TMI…

  42. Tess
    July 11, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    “Help your brother”?!? Help him do what Melissa, beat up her own husband? Um no, Joey charged Joe, he gets what he deserves. Sorry but Teresa did the right thing by going to get help, not Melissa who jumped in and attacked her brother in law. She has no business at all getting involved in a brawl between two men, at least Rich was just trying to pull them apart.
    Joey and Melissa have BOTH physically attacked Joe first at the baptism, and say what you will about Joe provoking it but he is all words and intimidation, sure he’s gotten in their face but he’s not been the one to physically lunge for Joey first.

    • July 11, 2013 at 1:16 PM

      Both times he was attempting to get the stump to apologize for disrespecting his wife. And both times joey went for the lunge. He knows people will intervene before he gets his ass kicked. He wouldn’t say boo to Juicy if the two of them were alone.

    • July 11, 2013 at 1:30 PM

      Teresa did the smartest thing she could do. Run and get security. Help your brother. WTF do you think she was trying to do, you whore. It was apparent to everybody there, even Melissa that Juicy could kill him. Even the counselor ran for the hills.

      • adioslunatic
        July 11, 2013 at 8:38 PM

        @ Gessie Even in that kaos MeHo had presence enough to try to make it look like Teresa’s fault – she is so hardwired it is freakin’ scary.

        • adioslunatic
          July 11, 2013 at 8:40 PM

          * chaos – I was channeling Get Smart –

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:44 PM

          That’s true. “Tah-ree-sah, Help your brotha. Oh Really Melissa? What does it look like I am doing you freaking moron.

  43. RahRah
    July 11, 2013 at 12:45 PM

    Ms. Fame this post is free but I would have paid for it if you charged for this post. I haven’t been this excited since the Thrilla in Manila. I can’t wait for Juicy to deliver the “smack down.” I can’t wait to see poison crying like a little girl.

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:26 PM


  44. Saddle_River_NJ
    July 11, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    gessiewtf’s brilliant bit above made me think about something. How do the Sr. Gorga’s feel about their son. The son of 1st generation, traditional Italian parents that was a male *stripper*. The son that blew off 3 engagements. 3? I can see one. But 3?!? I’m sure there was just a modicum of disappointment with the boy. Then he brings home some trollop he slobbered over in a strip club. I’m sure the parents had a warm welcome for her! And then after their obviously dutiful and doting daughter gets on a tv show – the son rallies to get on the same show, promising to take his sister down. Bravo needs to dump his Missy Whipped ass and the J-Lo wannabe from the show asap.

    • July 11, 2013 at 1:19 PM

      Bravo is a God-damned disgrace. Look what they did to Russell Armstrong. It is a good thing Teresa is as tough as nails, and can handle the constant assaults on her character. It is sickening.

      • IhateAndy
        July 11, 2013 at 9:09 PM

        Gosh youre right. Its a strange TV show under the rule of Andy. The innocence of shows seem gone…

    • July 11, 2013 at 2:07 PM

      I am not so certain Josephine blew off the engagements. After seeing his behavior on television (I am certain his behavior is worse when not filming), any decent, loving woman would have run from him after they got to know him.

      • July 11, 2013 at 4:41 PM

        I also believe that the women dumped HIM. What man is so desperate to get married anyway? Did he need a beard that badly?

        • July 11, 2013 at 11:55 PM

          gessie – you nailed it. In my younger days I was engaged to a first-generation Sicilian who was pushing me to get married since I was 17. He finally wore me down when I was 21, but I broke it off shortly thereafter upon the realization that he wasn’t in love with ME, but the IDEA of getting married, starting a family and pleasing his parents. After we broke up, he was engaged to another woman. Marriage lasted about 18 months after he caught her cheating on him. [He is now on wife number three.]

          Not surprised, in retrospect, as he seemed to prefer the guys, a la the Gorgon. Fact is, old school families will NEVER accept a gay son. Living a lie can make you very very angry, especially when it still doesnt seem to please the parents. So here’s Prince Joe Gorga, who has lost his parents respect due to his overcompensating alpha male behavior to cover up what is likely his true self, stuck in a no-win situation with a shallow shrew for a wife who gladly traded her body for an [allegedly] lavish lifestyle a long way from the place she came from. A wife who coveted the upbringing and doting family attention that Teresa had. Melissa absolutely was expecting the Gorgas to make her the center of attention, being younger and oh-so-fabulous. Her carefully crafted persona as a “good Italian girl” and an alleged teacher did not fool the Gorgas. So here are two people, both living lies, angry as hell, and focusing that hatred on a a sunny-dispositioned woman who seems to have it all without even trying. That, my friends, is the Perfect Storm of family dysfunction that we have been subjected to for the past few years, courtesy of BRAVO. Thanks for nothing, Andy.

          • July 12, 2013 at 10:40 AM

            Man, you should get paid for your analysis!

            • July 12, 2013 at 6:13 PM

              LOL – I’m a first-generation Italian-American from Queens who unfortunately had a front row seat to a very similar circus. Also, stupid people aren’t hard to figure out — they always follow the same pattern.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 2:25 PM

      I would bet those women are breathing a huge sigh of relief.

  45. July 11, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    If It was my husband who had been bigging himself up and then getting his arse kicked I’d probably jump in too. Not that I’d make a difference.

    But then if I saw that people were holding my husband back so that others could hit him I’d be livid and would go to town on the others.

    In my opinion though there are no winners in this situation. Teresa had the right idea and although I might not do the same I think that by running to get security she was the bigger better person.

    Please can someone do a remix of Melissa yelling “Teresa help your brother” and sweet brown saying “ain’t nobody got time for dat” – it would make my day 🙂

  46. rebelyell
    July 11, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    I’ve never commented before but have read the site for quite a while. I am in no way a violent person nor do I condone violence. That being said, it gave me great joy to see little Midge get his ass KICKED! I’m sorry but if I were Teresa, I would have smacked the sh*t out of both Stumpy McPoison and his pearl clutching horse wife a long time ago, repeatedly, with a frying pan. Ugh I CAN’T with those two!!

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 6:32 PM

      Hi there rebel!!! Glad you showed your “face”!! 😉

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:25 PM

      Hey there! Is that a Billy Idol reference?

      • rebelyell
        July 12, 2013 at 8:47 AM

        Hi Jeannie, I always enjoy reading your posts. Hi Sackem! Yeah, Billy Idol, my first childhood crush..

  47. Jeannie5233
    July 11, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Here is ROL’s latest bashfest on Teresa today – of course, it’s implying that by getting paid in cash, Teresa can hide what she is earning from the govenment and Bravo:

    Show Her The Money! Teresa Giudice Gets Paid Cash For Appearances
    Posted on Jul 11, 2013 @ 3:26AM | By Alexis Tereszcuk – Entertainment Editor

    Teresa Giudice once filed for bankruptcy but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that one way she supplements her income is that she gets paid cash to make personal appearances.

    The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is one of the highest paid ladies of all the franchises, but a source said that she makes big bucks when she shows up for certain promotional events.

    “Teresa will go to a book signing or a café or party and she gets paid cash by people that arrange her appearance, not Bravo but other people,” a source close to the reality star said.

    “She shows up, she gets a lot of attention for the place and then at the end of the night she’s given an envelope and that is cash for her. Straight cash, not a check or anything.”

    The source said that Teresa has been a big draw and that she would have an agreement that she would get paid for the appearances.

    “Teresa had the arrangement made in advance and she was given the cash at the end of the event, if it was a book signing it would be just cash on top of the profits from the book. Or if it was a boutique opening or party at a store she would get paid for that too.”

    As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Teresa and her hubby Juicy Joe Giudice filed for bankruptcy to get her family out of their financial troubles.

    “In bankruptcy, you are able to start your life again — and that’s exactly what I’m doing. Just because you do bankruptcy doesn’t mean you have to crawl and die in a hole,” Teresa said on the show in 2012.

    “Am I terrified of being poor? I don’t think I’ll ever be poor. Because I am a hard worker and my husband’s a hard worker.”


    • Stefanie
      July 11, 2013 at 2:15 PM

      The Manzos, Lauritas, and Gorgas are at it again. It’s kind of funny this story appears after the video is shown on Bravo. Anything to make Teresa look back and try to distract from what is really going. They are definitely not in a better place.

      • GPM
        July 11, 2013 at 3:16 PM

        ITA! EVERYBODY is talking about this video . . . except ROL?

        Same thing with MeHo being charged with driving without putting her child in a carseat — for quite a long time ROL just avoided the whole story.

        It’s painfully obvious that, no matter what the subject, in order for RHONJ articles to get views, clicks, and comments Teresa’s name MUST be in the title or her face in the picture. While I’m sure it drives the others crazy, they undoubtedly delight in being able to trash Tre and get paid for it. Just more 50 Shades of Black and Blue for Tre from the no talent lazy NJ HWs!

    • July 11, 2013 at 2:23 PM

      Unfreaking believable!

    • yorkshirestar
      July 11, 2013 at 2:38 PM

      I don’t get why these stories are printed. Who cares if you get paid cash on the day. I’m pretty certain that a large number of celebrities will have the same arrangement.

      Many people in many trades get paid cash in hand per job, it is then down to the individual how honest they are with her majesty’s revenue and customs. People who say they declare absolutely everything are either too honest for their own good or they are lying. Waitresses/waiters/taxi drivers don’t declare tips – it is a perk of the job.

      Seriously ROL find some actual news to publish or a story that people actually care about. 🙂

      • July 11, 2013 at 2:49 PM

        ROL is such a shitty site. I can’t even go there for fear of getting a virus.

        • nuttyz
          July 11, 2013 at 2:59 PM

          My computer def acted all kinds of crazy from that site once…haven’t been on that site since and don’t want to either. They are so biased it’s not even funny anymore.

          • July 11, 2013 at 3:07 PM

            I refuse to go to that disgusting site as I don’t want to give them hits.

          • July 11, 2013 at 4:42 PM

            That is what happened to me. a hundred pop up ads and then a crash. What a shitty site.

        • princessvodka
          July 11, 2013 at 6:09 PM

          My laptop seriously won’t even connect to ROL anymore. I guess even it knows it’s full of shit.

    • July 11, 2013 at 2:47 PM

      Let me get this straight, when Teresa attends a book signing, Barnes & Nobles just adds extra cash to the envelope which containes the book profits? At the Daytona Lifestyle Show and the NY Health and Fitness Expo she will just be handed an envelope with money in it. This story has Jacqueline Laurita crazy all over it, even Melissa is smarter than this.

      • July 11, 2013 at 7:22 PM

        Who in there right mind would pay cash on such a visible thing. Can somebody spell Taxation Department for me? IRS.

      • Cee_See
        July 12, 2013 at 4:13 AM

        I see Jaqueline Laurita planting that story, too, Moma! She’s the one I first thought of when I read the article title! Jaq’s just jealous because no respectable business would hire her ‘celebrity’ to help benefit their company!!! If she does make public appearances I doubt the company would hand her an envelope full of cash. They probably comp her drinks and call it even after that! Jaq’s a witch and I would think her bizarre behavior has turned some Bravo related business’ off from hiring her. She would be considered a ‘liability’!

    • Calypso
      July 11, 2013 at 6:15 PM

      Whether it’s true or not, these f’n idiots don’t seem to realize that this makes her a target for being robbed. Teresa Giudice will be at this address on this date and will be paid in cash – now go get her or follow her home it’s easy money. STUPID MORONS. THEY CAN HATE HER ALL THEY WANT BUT THIS IS PUTTING SOMEONE IN DANGER FOR A STORY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HER GIRLS WHERE WITH HER OR WHAT WOULD SOMEONE DO TO HER IF THAT PARTICULAR JOB DIDN’T PAY CASH. I just don’t see the logic – these are reality stars not A-listers who employ full time bodyguards. If Jac put this out – I hope her freakin face melts off.

      • Calypso
        July 11, 2013 at 6:16 PM

        Correction – **were** with her.

      • July 11, 2013 at 11:47 PM

        That is a good point. I hadn’t thought of that. Wow.

  48. Little Bear
    July 11, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Melissa’s response to this joey hitting first will be: poor joey had enough. he was crying every night and it built up. he gave her a taste of her own medicine.

    mark my words, people..you heard it here first lol

  49. July 11, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    Saw that too, pure speculation. It is not against the law to be paid in cash, but I really doubt she does. These shop owners want to get the deduction against their own taxes. A few might agree, who knows. With her public persona, if she were audited, the IRS could clearly follow the money back to the source. ROL is really trying hard to make Tre look bad, but they are stupid.

    • Elle
      July 11, 2013 at 4:23 PM

      Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t some of Teresa’s public appearances take place at venues other than a book or liquor store? If so it would make sense for people to be asked to pay cash for merchandise such as her books for signing because there won’t be any issue in dealing with personal checks or credit cards. Hinting that there is some possible illegal hanky-panky going on regarding declared income seems a bit hard to believe. Considering past and current legal problems I highly doubt playing with that kind of fire after having already been burned is what is going on. There is that saying about the best lies containing an element of truth. Looks like another discrediting attempt.

      • OldNJLady
        July 11, 2013 at 5:37 PM

        I have been to several book signing in the past year for different people. It was a requirement that all the books be purchased on site with cash only. The signs were all at places other then book stores. The author supplies the different books themselves. They staff are there to unpack the boxes of books and collect the cash. This is not out of the ordinary and reeks of my BS by Lookers and Jac.

  50. Anonymous
    July 11, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    I think Melissa Gorga is screaming her head of right about now. I have no idea how she’s going to cover up what’s coming, Bulldog, now has two new friends on his timeline, collaborating the cheating story. Yikes!

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:14 PM

      ooooooh I’ll go look.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:42 AM

      I wish you would post that for us, if at all possible. At least the link.

  51. nuttyz
    July 11, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    Sorry it’s a little off topic, but I’m really disgusted by how Bravo blog moderators let through all these comments of people calling other commenters on the blog “dumb asses” and “bitch” and other mean things but yet they reject comments that might have a little ounce of common sense or logic.

    I wish I could give bravo a piece of my mind right now…especially the blog moderators! Ughh

    • July 11, 2013 at 3:01 PM

      I’m there with you. I flag them and they do eventually get deleted. I haven’t posted much this week, but the ones I posted actually made it through.

      • nuttyz
        July 11, 2013 at 3:11 PM

        Ahh thanks for the “flag” tip, I definitely missed that part lol.

        Yeah recently most of my comments are going through as well…I was surprised.

        • July 11, 2013 at 7:41 PM

          You’re welcome! I saw some of your posts — some do get through 🙂

    • Dianna
      July 11, 2013 at 4:29 PM

      A lot of my posts didn’t go

    • IhateAndy
      July 11, 2013 at 9:16 PM

      I don’t understand what its in it for Bravo to back the losing horse? Wouldn’t they recognise Teresa is most popular and support her? So what is the agenda here? It just doesn’t make sense to me…can someone shed some light on this?

      • Sackem
        July 11, 2013 at 9:21 PM

        I think it all blew up in Bravo’s face so the change in edit is all about getting us back. There’s quite a few subtle asides!

        • IhateAndy
          July 13, 2013 at 9:01 AM

          But the thing is, we really haven’t left. We are glued to the show more than ever because its dark underbelly is the most upsetting of all of the HW franchises. I think Bravo are playing a very clever yet cruel marketing game here: Torture the most loved HW and have viewers glued. I think this will work out well in the end for Teresa fans but the personal damage to her family is another TV show waiting to be recorded.
          Can I just add that I do think Melissa et al will face a backlash via Bravo. Interesting how the TV station itself will put itself up as part of the ‘evil’ role in the plot and still have ppl watch their programming.

  52. Jeannie5233
    July 11, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    I am in the middle of unpacking – still!! I just found something I would like to share with all of you because I feel it is so appropriate to what is going on with what Josephine has done to his own family.

    As most of you know, I married into an Italian family. My wonderful father-in-law, who I still adore to this day, God rest his soul, was all about honor, respect, and values. In other words, old school. When he passed away, my brother-in-law found the following clipping in his wallet. It was old and frayed; he obviously identified very strongly with it and thankfully, his own two sons never let him down. It moved me so much that when my own son-in-law celebrated his very first Father’s Day with my newborn, I had a copy made and framed for him. Here it is:


    You got it from your father, ’twas the best he had to give.
    And right gladly he bestowed it; it’s yours the while you live.
    You may lose the watch he gave you and another you may claim.
    But remember when your tempted, to be careful with his name.
    It was fair the day you got it and a worthy name to bear.
    When he took it from his father, there was no dishonor there.
    Through the years he proudly wore it, to his father he was true.
    And that name was clean and spotless when he passed it on to you.
    Oh, there’s much that he has given that he values not at all.
    He has watched you break your playthings in the days when you were small.
    You have lost the knife he gave you and you’ve scattered many a game,
    But you’ll never hurt your father if you’re careful with his name.
    It is yours to wear forever, yours to wear the while you live.
    Yours, perhaps, some distant morning to another boy to give.
    And you’ll smile as did your father, with a smile that all can share,
    If a clean name and a good name you are giving him to wear.

    . . . .Anonymous

    Now that is what I call “old school” – not this crap being shown on Sunday nights! Regardless – old school versus modern, these are values that should never be forgotten and handed down generation to generation.

    Giacinto Gorga must hang his head in sorrow for the shame Giuseppe Gorga has brought to his family name – the name that has now been passed to his two grandsons. And how will those two sons look back at all this and feel about their father – especially little Joey? More’s the pity he is even willing to identify with “Marco”. My heart goes out to Mr. Gorga – how sad for him.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 11, 2013 at 3:41 PM

      “. . .my newborn grandson. . .”

      • July 11, 2013 at 4:10 PM

        Lovely, I saved it for the day the good Lord gives me a grandson or granddaughter for that matter.

    • July 11, 2013 at 4:45 PM

      That was beautiful and made me so sad for Mr. Gorga.

      • gemini82
        July 11, 2013 at 8:55 PM

        I am sad for Giacinto Gorga and I teared up for Giacinto and Joey. Joey just don’t understand how he has shamed his father and how he is the caused of all of this. No one can make a father/mother love their child any less except for that child. Joey and joey alone is the reason why his parents don’t respect him. Gorga sr. love Teresa and you can see it through the screen and I am sure that you can feel it. I am sure that when joey was younger that he felt that love. Now, all he feel when around his parents is their disappointment and shame. Joey thinks that Teresa and juicy is the reasons why his parents feel that way about him and Melissa is right there egging him on. He doesn’t realize that his words and actions have made his parents lose any respect for him. Sure his parents love him but they don’t like him as a person and that is all his faults. Look at who he married. Look at what he allow his wife to say and do to his sister. Look at what he does and say to his one and only sister. Look at what he did to his parent if it is true(selling house under them). He is the reason why his parents love any less because he has sullied his fathers name by his words and deeds.

        • IhateAndy
          July 11, 2013 at 9:19 PM

          good observation. very insightful

    • July 11, 2013 at 5:01 PM

      Beautiful, Jeannie.

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM

      Thanks for sharing Jeannie — that made me cry.!

  53. linda
    July 11, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    So confused: Melissa is on her knees (any Jersey guy and girl can tell you that this is a very familiar position for Melissa to be in) screaming “stop hurting us”…..So confused……Her only value comes from being fortunate enough to know Theresa. Theresa pays for her “bills”, Theresa gives her a reason to be “known” or to be “relevant”. Theresa’s fame has financed Melissa and her brother’s life. They have their “Z” place in Hollywood because of Theresa. Anyone mentions their name, because of Theresa. …so again…..Confused! Now it is obvious that Theresa’s despicable excuse for a brother has been jealous of Joe Guidice’s relationship with his father. Give me ONE reason why his father should ever be proud of such garbage? Can you imagine: Father, I am a stripper and dance for a living! Wow, son that is awesome. Father, I have been living off my sister and her husband all my life: Wow, son that is awesome. Father, I married a whore! Wow, son that is awesome. come on…….The least, the very least they could do, is say: THANK YOU THERESA AND HUSBAND. We owe everything to you. If you want reality, that is it….Oh, last. Anyone who grew up with these two knows, and trust, me Theresa IS loyal, for she could have said a long time ago: Hey, little brother, remember that time, our friends caught you with that guy? You started to cry, and ….There is a reason why he likes to bite “balls”. Come on…..This is not second hand information either. dirty little secrets……They better stop while they are ahead (I mean still making money portraying their garbage), for while Theresa may be loyal, others will finally say: Enough……and all the cards will come tumbling down…….

  54. July 11, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    That is the dilemma here. Teresa won’t go there. Because she does not want to disgrace her parents any further. After they see this video, They are going to need the heart paddles to jump start Mr. Gorga. I am so sure they are beyond disgusted with their son and have known for a very long time that he is mentally deficient.

  55. Meri
    July 11, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Even though we have the cast blaming Teresa for all that is wrong in the world this season, it is shown differently. We see happy Guidice family time instead of Juicy calling his wife names or doing a somersault and chipping his tooth. We see the Guidice family in a good light….making sausage, watching the girls play soccer. Yeaaaa! And we don’t see Teresa doing anything wrong…yes Bravo could have and should have shown Teresa walking away in the scene with “Jan”, but that would have been too obvious in the Bravo change of “scripted” heart….so we see Teresa looking uncomfortable and saying she doesn’t want to hear it. And her TH explains how she has heard it before and doesn’t believe it.

    This season we see a little more of the real Whorga family mentality. Baby Ball Biting Joey calling Tre names. Showing how Mehoho sent a negative tweet to Teresa. Baby Ball Biting Joey calling his sister scum.

    Of course Mehoho and Baby Ball Biting Joey are pissed. They had Kat Rodriguez giving them a good edit for 2 long seasons and now the tables are slowly turning. Even though they all blamed Teresa for Jan’s rant about the cheating, it was obvious how ridiculous that sounded. Only the really feeble minded bought that! Geeeeez Kathy and Rosie can see the light! They don’t want to be caught with their pants down supporting the wrong side in this fight! Not again!

    And now the fight scene where Baby Joey starts the fight by charging Juicy like a bull, and then gets his ass kicked and needs women to rescue him, and he is on National TV as a Ball Biting Bitch! OMG….they are fuming!!!!! And I love it!

    If you read the Bravo blogs, they are letting all kinds of anti Melissa rants go up for a change…and the likes on those are through the roof. Bravo realizes they have to take their loses with the happy marriage book and give the fans what they want. They couldn’t close their eyes to the poll last year where Teresa was voted #1 housewife. And if Juicy goes to jail, gosh I hope not…but that’s another blog, she will be an absolute cash cow.

    At least I hope I am right….I like seeing Meho squirm and search for excuses…I like watching Baby Joey get his ass kicked (sorry, I don’t condone violence either, but it couldn’t happen to a more deserving…I would say man, but he is not one, ummm ball biter! I like watching more and more fans have their “Aha” moment and realize what famewhores Mehoho and Baby Ball Biting Joey are!

    And I do think the Sr. Gorgas have had it now! No turning back….Baby Joey crossed the line too many times! They will tell Teresa to let him go and forget him…he is not our son!

    Gotta go pick our daughter at the airport…coming home from Australia! Finally! She had a great time…stayed in Melbourne and visited the Gold Coast and Syndney! (Is that spelled correctly?) Lucky girl….from the pics Australia is so very beautiful!! Maybe she crossed paths with you Sackem?

    • July 12, 2013 at 1:19 AM

      Enjoy her homecomgin and I wish you could post pics!

  56. Meri
    July 11, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    sorry for mess up above…gotta run xoxox

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM

      Yaaaa Meri!! So excited that you have her back but just think of coming here for long visits! There’s so much to see and do! It’s Sydney, my beautiful town. I was a Bondi girl for 12 years but have moved interstate – boy how I miss her!!!!!

      And it was no mess – read it, got it, loved it.

  57. July 11, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    No only am I “twitter stupid”, I am also very much computer clueless. I re-watched the video a little earlier this afternoon and hit “full screen” by mistake. Sackem, your man Juicy is Superman. For anyone else who may not have watched it “full screen”, please do. I will have to re-watch, but, I believe Juicy bit everyone except Rosie. In his defense, it seemed they were trying to remove his eyeballs.

    • July 11, 2013 at 7:09 PM

      That was “Not”. I should proof read.

    • Candace
      July 11, 2013 at 8:13 PM

      Momajackie, you’re right. He was held by the whole crew and had his balls squeezed and his eyes clawed!

      He’s like a one man army though.

      Wish we could tell him. Maybe somebody send a link to T? 🙂

    • Sackem
      July 11, 2013 at 9:18 PM

      The Giudice Tank!!!!

      • July 12, 2013 at 10:43 AM

        Juicy Joe needs a fan club.

    • princessvodka
      July 11, 2013 at 10:07 PM

      Hey now, how did Juicy become Sackem’s man?????? Hmmph…Sackem needs to share!!!

      • Sackem
        July 12, 2013 at 12:15 AM

        I think there’s enough Juicy Love to go round … This time …

        • princessvodka
          July 12, 2013 at 12:58 AM

          :o) Whew…I was going to be a little upset and possibly pissy.

    • July 12, 2013 at 1:17 AM

      Juicy bit people — I thought that was Joey…..confused in AZ

    • Cee_See
      July 12, 2013 at 4:48 AM

      I did see Melissa smack Juicy a couple of times after Melissa said, ‘Help ya brotha!’ and Tre went to get security. After smacking him, Melissa went for the death grip pinch and tried to pull Juicy’s eyeball out!!! OUCH!!! It seems to appear that is when Juicy bit Melissa! My dad was street smart and always told us girls to never get in between two men fighting! In college I had a roommate who tried to break up a male vs. male fight. She ended up in the ER with a fractured cheek bone, the blackest eye I’ve ever seen and when her eye started to open her half her eyeball was red!!! It seemed to take her over a month for the swelling, bruising and redness to go away! I learned my lesson from my dad and my old college roommate! When people are fighting they seem to go into a survival type of mode. When I watch this episode I’m going to pay very close attention to what Juicy says after the fight. He seems to let loose on some interesting information about Joey! As a matter of fact I think I’ll use my closed caption during this episode!

      • princessvodka
        July 12, 2013 at 8:03 AM

        Never a good idea to get in between ANYONE fighting. Once I was at a ChuckECheese (however that is spelled) and two chicks were going at it in the parking lot as we were leaving. One of their little girls, around 4 years old, got in the middle of it somehow and ended up on the ground with a busted up face. I grabbed her and ran inside with her (my husband hearded my kids back inside) and told security I would have her in the bathroom cleaning her up and settling her down. Long story short, police came and the mother hadn’t even yet realized her daughter was gone because she was too busy fighting.

        • Cee_See
          July 12, 2013 at 2:36 PM

          How sad the poor little girl! You know, I don’t think I’ve ever been around a female vs. female physical fight! I’ve heard verbal fights but nothing physical!

          • princessvodka
            July 13, 2013 at 8:55 PM

            This was in what I found out later was in a really ghetto part of Indy. I’ve seen a few chick fights but none of them stand out like that one. After that, I can see how someone could accidentally get injured breaking up a fight. It was almost like NO ONE else realized this little girl was hurt except my family. Bystanders, the people fighting, no one.

  58. July 11, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    I want to know what the hell is it with this “Shame on you” bit. it reminds me of last season when the whole Posh fashion show fiasco blew up and Jogo and mego were in their car and Jogo is yelling at Teresa and the little witch is whispering to him ” tell her Shame on you, shame on you”. It seems as if this is a trigger for his sister and they want to exploit it like everything else. They are trash and they should be treated accordingly. Thrown out!!! How do you do that to your family. Blood is thicker than water Jogo and when your trashy wive leaves you (and she will very soon I bet) You will be forced to cry again like you did with your daddy but instead of ” but your my father” you will be crying to your sister” but your my sister” and I hope she turns her back on you and says Shame on you.

    • corky21
      July 11, 2013 at 8:30 PM

      I hope so too, Donna. That bugged me so much hearing her whisper that, she must have forgot about her mike when the camera was not on them. She is vile, disgusting, evil, ugly, nasty, dirty, low down, and her karma will come, and so will Gorilla Josephine’s! I hope Teresa and her parents give him the heave ho! There is no forgetting any of this mess he’s caused.

    • Elle
      July 11, 2013 at 9:05 PM

      If those two ever do split up I think it will be safe to bet that Melissa would probably put all the blame on you know who.

    • Confused
      July 12, 2013 at 8:20 AM

      Donna, I was raised in a Greek family (Italians are very similar) and having someone say the phrase “shame on you” is the equivalent to having your heart cut out. It is the hardest slap in the face. In fact, when I was young, I would have rather been whipped than having my dad say that to me — it what the worst form of punishment.

      • July 12, 2013 at 7:49 PM

        Thanks makes sense now. I knew it had to mean a lot for the little witch to say it.

  59. July 11, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    I haven’t posted in a very long time. But I am here and loving every word of it!

    • July 11, 2013 at 8:35 PM

      Welcome back.

    • Sackem
      July 11, 2013 at 9:15 PM

      The Welcome Back Kotter song is going through my mind….

      • July 12, 2013 at 12:30 AM

        Welcome back Mehonogo!

        Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
        Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
        Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
        But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

        Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
        Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

        Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot,
        Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

        • July 12, 2013 at 12:32 AM

          That’s great! I was actually singing along as I read the lyrics.

          • July 12, 2013 at 1:13 AM

            LOL — me too, loved that show!

  60. Laker
    July 11, 2013 at 9:36 PM

    Hi guys. Inspired by this site and such, I decided to start a podcast… it’s pretty Teresa-centric, haha. If you’re interested check it out! I have only just started podcasting but I hopefully will improve! http://realtalkrealhousewives.podbean.com/2013/07/11/real-talk-real-housewives-episode-1-introduction-and-welcome/

    • July 12, 2013 at 9:14 AM

      I enjoyed it. I did not realize you were from New Jersey, just one town away from Franklin Lakes. I have to admit you and I share the same thoughts. Jacqueline was my favorite at the beginning also. You have expressed the way most of us here feel about this group.

      Remember Bethenny was not married and she became a housewife. I suggest you attend the next casting call, certainly Bravo is going to have to re-cast New Jersey. I think it would be refreshing to follow a young woman, who actually works and is an opera singer. Good luck and I look forward to another podcast.

  61. Happy Holly Daze
    July 11, 2013 at 9:43 PM

    I may be wrong… but I may be right as well…. I see this episode as a turning point for the producers of this show….. After having witnessed this fight, hearing the language used by brother to sister, seeing the looks that Kathy is giving from Mels comments, Rosie meeting with Theresa, The producers now might be saying lets switch this up, and sympathize with Thersa… “these gorgas, are nuts… even Joey going for Juicys nuts.. Its planely there in the video, he is hanging on tight.. that must have hurt….
    I’m hoping from here on out.. you all will be giving me minute by minute details, with the tides changing… I pray so anyway…. Thanks all, again, for your friendship, and posting these blogs, and bravo blogs, and all… Holly

    • July 12, 2013 at 12:43 AM

      How are they (the producers) being sympathetic to Teresa?

      • Happy Holly Daze
        July 12, 2013 at 10:27 PM

        Just hopeful thinking…. I’m hoping that the next episodes After this one airs, might be a more sympathetic to Teresa…. who knows…. *sigh*..

  62. MurfsGirl
    July 11, 2013 at 10:17 PM

    Long time reader…first time poster. Short background…CPA in SE CT near RI beaches…married for 18 years to a wonderful man…3 rescue dogs (my babies!).. RHNJ had always been a guilty pleasure…until now…
    The depicted/scripted family/social dynamics are so disturbing that i can no longer comprehend the relationships that are thriving, surviving or dead in the water.. I went to a beautiful wedding at Erlo West at Lake George (the castle) 5 years ago and will never forget what a stunning event it was, It flips me off that Bravo can film at these locations and shed ugly on a beautiful venue…by showing a maniacal girl squirrel (Joe Gorga) going nuts!

  63. July 11, 2013 at 10:59 PM

    I finally just watched the fight. Joe Guidice said, ‘hey, you wanna suck it? This guy is bitin’ my nuts.” Hilarious!

  64. RedVelvetCake
    July 11, 2013 at 11:17 PM

    I wish Joe Giudice would have did one of his Kung Fu kicks to lil Joey Marco’s face.Teresa and the girls where at Yankee Stadium today,guess we will see Meho and lil Joey at the Yankees game soon,copycatting.

  65. Meri
    July 12, 2013 at 12:04 AM

    Did you notice how Rosie went flying backwards and Baby Joey trips over her…both he and Meho stomp off, not even thinking about how anyone else feels or if they were hurt in the melee? Only looking at it from their twisted perspective as usual. Also did you see the three big scratches on the security guards head at at the 1:13 mark? The violence on this show is so out of control!

    • July 12, 2013 at 12:18 AM

      Were those scratches or tats?

      • July 12, 2013 at 12:21 AM

        Darn it hit enter too soon. They just looked too thick and symmetrical for scratches.

        • Meri
          July 12, 2013 at 12:47 AM

          You could be right…weird tats lol

      • Elle
        July 12, 2013 at 12:57 AM

        I thought he might have had his hair shaved like that but I could be wrong.

        • July 12, 2013 at 1:10 AM

          That could be it too Elle — I don’t think it was scratches.

  66. Iris
    July 12, 2013 at 12:43 AM

    I don’t think I can even comment on everything but does Joe have a cousin/friend who’s about 24/25 that looks like him?? I want Joe to be my future husband!! 😦 Boooo being single….

    • July 12, 2013 at 12:50 AM

      Iris please tell me you are referring to Juicy and not asshole Joe!

      • Iris
        July 12, 2013 at 2:52 AM

        Juicy juicy juicy Joe all the way!!! ^.^

  67. July 12, 2013 at 12:47 AM

    Did anyone else catch the preview for Sunday (the extended one)? It didn’t show the fight just the prep and the Walkiles and Marcos talking shit heading up there.

    • Elle
      July 12, 2013 at 12:54 AM

      I did. I posted this earlier under the wrong article so I’ll repost it here:
      Ugh! Just watched the sneak peek on Bravo for the next episode. It’s bash, bash, bash mostly from Richie and the Angels from God. The voice of reason….Rosie! It really seems like last season was a make it or break it for T and Juicy…I don’t ever remember him being so engaged or cooperative in past seasons. I always thought he was barely tolerating the cameras but this year he appears to be all in. Melissa “whispering” nasties about Juicy, T and their marriage doesn’t exactly make her look like a victim. Rich doesn’t yet appear to have gotten the same clue as Kathy, and particularly Rosie, about the possible change in direction. He is still heavy into knocking Teresa. Wonder if they had to drive up with the crew…the five of them were in a HUGE bus. I would love to see these people a year or two after the Bravo gravy train comes to a halt when they are hauling their belongings in Samsonite instead of Vuitton and driving domestic minivans instead of expensive imports.

    • Calypso
      July 12, 2013 at 1:00 AM

      Yes, skanky is whispering hoping the mic’s don’t pick up what she’s saying. Why is she whispering?? It’s not like Juicy or Teresa is sitting across from them. That sow is trash!

      Skanky and Josephine went up there looking for a fight – and they got one. Go Juicy!

      • Elle
        July 12, 2013 at 1:07 AM

        Seriously. Plus they’ve been doing this long enough to know how much the microphones pick up. They’re either instructed to say it, or they wanted it to be heard. Regardless, the end result is to hurt and humiliate the Guidices.

        • July 13, 2013 at 1:21 PM


      • princessvodka
        July 12, 2013 at 8:06 AM

        Is this in the first look or ??

  68. Calypso
    July 12, 2013 at 12:52 AM

    Another splice and dice – After the fight started they cut to Kathy leaning against the wall with her hand in her hair, Richie’s shoulder is in the scene but he’s already trying to pull Juicy off the little ball biting baby. That cut is from just before he calls Tre scum and Kathy speaks up.

    Why even add that cut away? What didn’t they show???

    Considering the placement of the clip I’m thinking Juicy landed a few more punches than was shown. They cut back to the fight and Melissa screams Teresa help your brother. Messy slaps Juicy twice and says something like – how do you like it when someone hits you – let him go. What Messy said is really pretty garbled but “hits you” and “let him go” is very clear.

    Also – Richie went from trying to separate them to trying to put Juicy in a headlock. Epic Fail – but he tried. I wondering if Richie might have gotten hit by Juicy in the crossfire and turned to try and hold Juicy so Joe could go at him when got free.

    Notice Josephine’s forehead at 1:16/1:17 – Is that a shadow or an ouchie? And why would he have taken his shirt off?

    • July 12, 2013 at 1:01 AM

      In the original “rogue” clip that was going around — Juicy beat the shit out of him. Joey says in his talking head it was 10 years of pent up anger … I laughed.

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        July 12, 2013 at 8:40 AM

        Joe is definitely full of a lot of things. He is full of “poison”. He is full of pent up anger. He is full of himself. Seems the only thing he isn’t full of is a head of hair – but that could be the ‘roids fault….

        • July 12, 2013 at 10:46 AM


    • July 12, 2013 at 6:11 AM

      He took his shirt off to show us how”manly and strong” he is. LOL-epic fail.

      • July 13, 2013 at 1:28 PM


    • princessvodka
      July 12, 2013 at 7:42 AM

      Calypso, I just really noticed last night about him not having his shirt on…I’ve been watching the fight part over and over and had been way too interested in that part. Yes, why is his damned shirt off? Couldn’t wait until he got to the room to begin undressing so he could release his poison and stress after Teresa got him all worked up? Or just any excuse to take his shirt off because, OBVIOUSLY, he’s the sexiest man alive?

      I gotta go back and look at 1:16/1:17…zipper burn from trying to munch on Juicy’s man goods? LOL, I’m probably going to go to hell due to this damned show.

      • Calypso
        July 12, 2013 at 3:13 PM

        Zipper Burn – OMG that’s funny!

        • July 13, 2013 at 9:00 PM

          In another pic or video, I think on the Red Hot and Boom thread, Joey’s head caves in above his eyebrows like his eyebrow bones (sorry to sound so scientific) protrude. So I think that is what we are seeing on the video. And maybe a little zipper burn 😀

      • July 13, 2013 at 7:18 PM

        bren just ask forgiveness ,jesus will forgive

        • July 13, 2013 at 8:57 PM

          LOL…I’m sure even Jesus understands how worked up these morons get us!

    • princessvodka
      July 12, 2013 at 8:11 AM

      I think the mark you are seeing is from his hat being on backwards.

    • July 12, 2013 at 9:38 AM

      Splice and dice indeed. To me the worse is Melissa’s talking head in the scene. That was done BEFORE the retreat even took place. In the talking head no hair extensions and at the retreat hair extensions. Those extensions are expensive and you do not just put them in and take them out, then put them in again. In addition to the little girls teeth, we are given the opportunity to determine the timeline by Melissa’s hair and Joey’s lack of hair.

      When Swamp People is being filmed, the gentlemen must wear the same clothes (they purchase several of the same) each day of filming, that is why Swamp People does not look as spliced, chopped and diced.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:18 AM

      He wanted to show how buff he is. naturally. That’s the steroids talking. he probably thinks he won that fight.

  69. Elle
    July 12, 2013 at 1:00 AM

    How many of us are treating this like the Zapruder film? Wouldn’t it be great if we could get it frame by frame. lol

    • July 12, 2013 at 1:03 AM

      I have no clue what that means — but frame by frame would be great.

      • Calypso
        July 12, 2013 at 1:09 AM

        It’s the Kennedy shooting film. I was thinking about the frame by frame Patterson bigfoot film but either will do.

  70. princessvodka
    July 12, 2013 at 1:06 AM

    Of course the little midget had to have his shirt off as they walk into their room. He really thinks he’s something.

  71. Anonymous
    July 12, 2013 at 3:25 AM

    Advet reader, 1st time poster….
    If you watch the end of the extended clip, bravo does their magic by cutting and editing so that we don’t see what really happened after the wuss gorga pulls away once he sees security coming…..at the end you CAN see that not only does gorga look & see Rosie knocked down & on the floor, but he looks and then walks away. HE knocks her down & isn’t even man enough to help her up. Instead he walks away but as he walks away you see Melissa not only run back over, but she runs back to the corner where Rich & Kathy are still holding, hitting Joe & she, Melissa goes after & attacks Teresa!

    • princessvodka
      July 12, 2013 at 8:12 AM

      Was Melissa limping when she went over to Teresa or did she stumble on Joey’s shoe. Certainly does look like she might have went after Teresa. Bitch please, Teresa would thump your ass!

      • Anonymous
        July 12, 2013 at 8:34 PM

        Looks like she stumbled over the shoe. I totally agree, but like really! She plays the victim, yet she lunges at Teresa. Yet again, shows her true self & Bravo trying to hide it.

      • Cee_See
        July 13, 2013 at 5:44 AM

        I think she stumbled on Joey’s wee little sneaker! It seemed to have made her stagger to catch herself.

        • princessvodka
          July 13, 2013 at 9:01 PM

          I can see how she just wouldn’t see it 😀

    • July 12, 2013 at 6:27 PM


  72. July 12, 2013 at 3:46 AM

    I didn’t notice before that Kathy called Missy out on not being sick at the gym

    • princessvodka
      July 12, 2013 at 7:57 AM

      In the fight clip Sackem?

      • Sackem
        July 12, 2013 at 8:58 AM

        When they went to the gym in Gia’s Party episode

        • princessvodka
          July 12, 2013 at 9:02 AM

          Ah, okay…I caught that. Thanks!

  73. July 12, 2013 at 3:57 AM

    Go to the settings wheel on the clip nest to the watch on youtube button (it looks like a machine wheel) and you can speed it up or slow it down…

    • July 12, 2013 at 4:00 AM

      it’s awesome. Played at o.25, it sounds like they’re all drunk

    • Elle
      July 12, 2013 at 2:19 PM

      Learn something new every day…thank you!

  74. Sackem
    July 12, 2013 at 7:54 AM

    Wow. How great is House of Cards with Kevin Spacey? Just watched the very first ep. Fincher is a genius.

    • IhateAndy
      July 13, 2013 at 9:11 AM

      the original BBC production is so much better and thats saying something. u can catch the episodes on youtube.

  75. princessvodka
    July 12, 2013 at 8:09 AM

    Rosie saying “Agh, see this is bad” and Teresa almost getting into the fight then throwing her hands up in the air and running to get security are my two favorite non-fight parts of this clip.

  76. July 12, 2013 at 8:30 AM

    The clip of them on the bus to the retreat is up. Melissa says, Joe doesn’t love her, he is an asshole and a cheater when she thinks her mic is off. The whole way up, they rip the guidice’s to shreds.

    • Confused
      July 12, 2013 at 9:54 AM

      Yes, please post the link — I don’t see it either.

      • July 12, 2013 at 10:19 AM

        Jesus. I can’t I’m too stupid. It is on Stoopid Housewives, I know that.

        • princessvodka
          July 12, 2013 at 10:25 AM

          You sound like me Gessie. Taking forever to load stoopid housewives, but I am trying to look on there now. I was looking for it on Bravo. Thanks Sweetie!

          • princessvodka
            July 12, 2013 at 10:45 AM

            I can’t get the site to load. If anyone can post it here…

          • July 13, 2013 at 7:11 AM

            I found out about this site @ allabouttrh. I’ve been reading everything. Wow! Is all I can say about all the info. I’ve been reading all the comments, & they are just great. It seems like you guys are a great bunch with a witchy sense of humor. Love love love all of it!

      • Jeannie5233
    • princessvodka
      July 12, 2013 at 11:21 AM

      Finally was able to see it. Wow. Does Melissa even have a brain? It wasn’t good enough that Teresa told Jan and Penny that she didn’t want to hear it (let’s just say she DIDN’T get up and walk away like she said…we didn’t see that, so let’s assume she didn’t) but it is just fine for Melissa and her ugly mouth to say shit like that. If her 3 fans can’t see through her after this… Why isn’t her Twitter lighting up…that was the First Look that aired last night, right — I purposefully cancelled the taping of it and didn’t watch it, lol…so I could hunt for it today, I guess. Gessie, we have GOT to get your Twitter up and running by Sunday. C’mon, someone has to have a 10 year old handy that could do this!!! 😀 Y’all have a great day…I have to get off of here and finish cleaning as my cleaning / laundry fairy failed to materialize overnight, again!

  77. princessvodka
    July 12, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    I’m not seeing it. Could you link it Gessie? Thanks!!

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:51 AM

      Princess V, Now I can’t find it. I am so sorry. I looked in my history and i still can’t find it.

  78. Saddle_River_NJ
    July 12, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    Yikes! I haven’t read the cast member blogs on the Bravo site for a while since they edited the comments to reflect an obvious pro-Missy position. I was shocked to see so many really negative and biting comments about Missy and Her Bitch. Maybe Bravo finally woke up and realized that a big percentage of the viewers can’t stand Prissy and The Stump. From seeing so many negative comments to noticing a real change in the way the episodes are edited – it looks like (hopefully) The Parking Lot Princess will get what she has coming…

  79. Nancy (nsr1076)
    July 12, 2013 at 9:41 AM

    Gessie, I’ve never laughed so much in my life but your comments were spot on. I finally went to YouTube and saw the video and i think Melissa should of been pressed with assault charges. There was no need for her to hit juicy that just proves how low class she is and that she hates the Giudices.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:55 AM

      She was literally trying to gouge his eyeballs out. It might have been a little more helpful if she had tried to unclamp Joey’s mouth from Juicy’s balls. They couldn’t be separated just like two dogs mating in a field. Stupid biatch that Melissa is. I always said she was a street fighter, the kind of woman that plots and plans to get what she wants by taking it from others. Just like a black widow. Don’t close your eyes too tight at night Joey. Especially if you have an insurance policy on yourself.

  80. Jeannie5233
    July 12, 2013 at 9:43 AM

    Last night on the First Look – there was a segment with Josephine, Melissa and the kids – Melissa is encouraging them to dance and there is a shot of little Joey dancing and grabbing his crotch. Melissa says “Oh, you’re doing Michael Jackson!”. That is what she told someone on Twitter when they called her out on that video of Joey.

    Two things –

    First, maybe it is the “Michael Jackson” move but who teaches a kid that move at three years old??? I remember when MJ first did it, it caused alot of outrage and people were offended – and he was a grown man (well, sort of!). Grabbing your crotch and thrusting your hips is a blatant sexual move – let’s remember also that MJ’s fanbase demographic was composed of pre-teens, teenagers, and young adults. if you’re teaching your THREE year old how to dance, is that one of the first steps you would show him how to do? What ever happened to tap, ball, chain, and switch?? The Gorgas probably don’t even know what that is?!

    Second, I think this particular scene was filmed to do damage control after the fallout from that disgusting video. The move little Joey made in that video and in this clip are similar but not exactly the same. In the video, he is clearly moving his arm up and down. By the airing of this clip, this brings up the video once more to those on social media who are already aware of it, raises the whole issue up again for debate, and opens the Gorgas up to new criticism.

    If the Gorgas asked to have this scene filmed – and I think they did, thinking it would make people “understand” – they are dumber than bricks. It would have been far better to let this issue die a slow death. Idiots.

    • Confused
      July 12, 2013 at 10:10 AM

      Spot on — they’re idiots! How many times as a parent did you turn off the TV, limit what your child was able to watch, explain to them what “disrespect” and “inappropriate” were? It’s part of parenting. However, with the crap that’s on the internet and their mere presence on RHNJ, I can honestly say that neither of them knows what disrespectful or inappropriate behavior is.

    • July 12, 2013 at 10:31 AM

      Let’s just say that two strippers aren’t likely to send their kids to cotillion. They are teaching there kids the moves that they know. Disgusting. Filthy Animals. I have so had it with these two, I don’t know if I can watch the rest of the season after the beating. They literally make me ill. They get away with so much shit, and then have the audacity to blame Teresa for all of it. It is so disgusting. She is writing a marriage advice book and she says on national t.v. that Joe doesn’t love t\Teresa, he doesn’t come home at night, he is an asshole and he doesn’t love her. Does that sound like a person that has a soul to you. I’m giving the bird right now to whoever is publishing her stupid book right now, I will never download or purchase a book from them as long as I live. It is just as disgusting as selling kiddie pornography to me. I mean it. They should be made to fee ashamed for publishing a book of bullshit, not even written by her, about the sanctity of marriage. Fu** them and f*** Melissa Gorga, and I have waited for karma long enough. I think that Bravo got her this book deal as a storyline as the music one was an epic fail. I don’t think she got a book deal on her own. Bravo did a tit for tat with the publishing company. All you have to do is look at the track record of the housewife books to know it is a shitty investment. with the one exception of Brandi Glanville because people were dying to know what she would say about Leann Rimes. She is threatening to writ another book about dating advice. Here is a tip, Brandi. don’t get wasted and naked and show the world your tampon string you vulgar harlot. If her book sells any copies, I will vomit for days.

      • threegirlsofone
        July 12, 2013 at 11:31 AM

        Yeah Gessie! What you said!!! 🙂

        I don’t comment much but am a longtime reader and think this site rocks on so many levels, from Fame’s outstanding blogs and research to all of the wonderful, intelligent, thoughtful and supportive posters here, but after watching first look I have to comment!

        My jaw was on the floor listening to the despicable, hateful, nasty and vitriolic comments coming from Melissa, Joey and Richie. Cheater and an a**hole, really?!!! What happened to not commenting on their marriage, Melissa?? These people have absolutely no human decency and if I were Teresa, after seeing this, I would write them all off forever. Watching the first 10 minutes was enough to make my blood pressure go up, I don’t know how I’ll stand the whole episode. How dare Melissa sit there and speak of Teresa’s “sh”ceming ways (did anyone else catch that, another mispronunciation of a word, ha, and I do agree with someone who posted that she’d deliberately copy Teresa’s REAL confusion in her bilingual translations with proper pronunciation if she thinks it’ll gain her fans) and call her delusional among so many other things when she is clearly the one doing all the damage. The only positive thing about the first ten minutes was Rosie’s reaction to all of them on the bus ride, she seemed taken aback and genuinely bewildered by their behavior – so much hatred! (Also, Jacqueline was in it by reference only, and the Manzo kids weren’t in it at all.) The Gorgas whole packing scene left me speechless, from little Gino grabbing his crotch, Melissa’s fake laugh throughout that whole stupid manufactured dancing scene, Joey biting off her tank, their conversation about Teresa and Juicy yet AGAIN in front of their kids – unbelievable. Then you get Teresa’s and Juicy’s packing scene and you have Juicy lovingly playing with his kids, being supportive of Teresa, and no mention of their true feelings in front of the children. But Teresa is evil and doesn’t really want to mend fences? Are you kidding me? Hypocrisy much, Melissa???? This show has gotten so dark and ugly since they came on, the only reason I still watch is to see if Teresa will EVER get redemption. While doubtful, one can hope.

        • Cee_See
          July 12, 2013 at 3:21 PM

          Good comment, threegirlsofone! I watched the same video and I was just disgusted with Richie (who the heck does he think he is? He seems to think he’s the star of the show or something? IDK, but he’s nothing to me just a bum who is very lucky to be on a reality TV program!). The family scene with the Gorga’s seemed scripted and oh so phony! Just like Melissa! Melissa and Joey don’t realise that they seem to try to hard when they try to play happy family! Their lives seem to revolve around Teresa and they throw her name around to keep them interesting, I guess, knowing that they are both bores when they have familly time! It says something about Teresa at how Rosie seemed to respect her request at going to Lake George to work through family problems. Rosie seemed to decide that Teresa wasn’t all that bad, IDK, but it’ll take a while for me to completely trust her. I like how Rosie isn’t swayed when they are bashing Teresa on the bus. Rosie seemed, IDK, hurt by there lack of enthusiasm! Melissa was wishing Jaq the quack would have gone to the retreat! Jaq’s too far gone to be fair minded when it comes to Teresa and Melissa knows that. That Melissa loves to start trouble I know she has to have trailer trash in her blood! Melissa probably read anti-Marco sites when that scene filmed. She must have decided to take the viewer’s opinion of her and turn it around and make it seem like it is Teresa’s opinion of her! Like calling Teresa ‘delusional’ and I think she said something about how Teresa likes to plant seeds in people’s minds about her! NOPE, Melissa, if your reading this it didn’t come from Teresa. Your actions are text book, for one thing, and your reputation sucks, yet you wanted to be on TV! It’s not Teresa’s fault you were a user, a skank, really your a phony wanna be. None of that is Teresa’s fault. I do believe Melissa cheated and I do think she stripped. I’ll say she may have prostituted herself out for acceptance and to pay for her breasts! None of that is Teresa’s fault!

        • July 12, 2013 at 6:24 PM

          Great comment! is his on youtube

      • happylady
        July 12, 2013 at 12:39 PM

        Same here Gessie. Isn’t it st. martins press that she said was publishing her trash? I’m boycotting them for sure& I’m an avid reader always buying books, I know it won’t make much of a difference in the scheme (or seem rather, lol ) of things. However it seems quite of few eyes scan this site regularly, and I dont mean just viewers, so I think stating my position makes an impact as well as avoiding St. Martins press .

  81. July 12, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    I am of course talking about Melissa’s book, not Brandi’s book. I don’t give a shite about Brandi or her books or her fans. I can’t even type or say Melissa anymore. From this day forward she will simply be referred to by me as the evil whore.

  82. Jeannie5233
    July 12, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    In a TH from last night’s First Look, this is what Josephine said about why he wants to go to the Retreat – it’s definitely fighting words and certainly not for reconciliation:

    “I wanna go and confront Teresa. She has this army behind her that’s spreading these allegations about my wife. I’m fu*king pissed! What is she doing?!?!?!”

    When Teresa screams at Josephine that he is listening to strangers – not his blood, I believe that she was referring to the blogs, tabloids, and social media.

    Then Fame got the email saying that Melissa thinks FW is orchestrated by Teresa.

    I believe both of these references from the show confirms what Fame’s source said. The Gorgas just cannot fathom and wrap it around their pea-sized brains that other people – MASSES of people, not just Teresa – see them for who they really are and are calling them out on it!

    It takes a lot of brains- and is time consuming – to chronicalize and catalogue all of the information and facts on this blog.

    Fame, in case I haven’t told you lately – THANK YOU for this site.

    Sidenote: Josephine also said he didn’t want to have anything to do with Joe and wasn’t willing to mend fences with him at all. So telling as to who he really blames for all his “troubles”.

  83. Little Bear
    July 12, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    Melissa’s response to this joey hitting first will be: poor joey had enough. he was crying every night and it built up. he gave her a taste of her own medicine.

    mark my words, people..you heard it here first lol

  84. Little Bear
    July 12, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    you know.. as a side note..I have to say.. the rosie and joe giudice bravo tv web exclusives are so fun to watch. these are the only clips that actually show the true juicy. and seeing him interact with rosie actually makes me like her. hes just so real .. and a real man. I never thought ID SAY THIS…. but juicy is kind of sexy to me now seeing how much he loves Teresa and although no filter with cameras on (cameras on, calling her a terrible name).. the way he stands up for her is so real and not fake for camera. and the way he interacts with rosie not just talking about making out with girls or being gay.. but just as a normal person. the wine making videos and the working out video with them is just so genuine. I will say it now.

    juicy is a hot husband.

    • Jeannie5233
      July 12, 2013 at 12:18 PM

      I agree Little Bear – these snippets of Joe and Rosie just enjoying each other’s company are refreshing and so much better fare to watch than the garbage on the show. Bravo should be using these clips in the show instead of just on their website. It definitely gives a better insight as to who both Joe and Rosie, for that matter, really are.

  85. happylady
    July 12, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    Ok, im good at catching all the details as most of you are on here. But watching the “first look” , aren’t they all wearing the same clothes as they had on when packing? My point is this brawl happened shortly after they arrived at lake george. So im curious as to what happened in that short amount of time. Juicy was already talking to rosie about having pretty much reached his limit with stumpy and that he was gonna explode one of these times. I’m wondering if stumpy said something side or smart ass like he’s always doing & juicy about flipped his lid, so they were seperated. Rosie was trying to calm him down outside & Teresa was again trying to appease her brother& his bitch inside. Also wasn’t rosie wearing the dame hat? And no one seemed drunk yet, lol.

    • happylady
      July 12, 2013 at 12:27 PM

      My first line shoul read, I’m not good as noticing all the details as most of you are on here. Sorry my phone is so annoying to leave comments from!

  86. nuttyz
    July 12, 2013 at 1:54 PM

    So according to Twitter…Kathy is writing a cookbook too now. Go figure!

  87. imagine
    July 12, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    Joe Gorga proves he isn’t much of a man since his wife had to help him fight. He obviously couldn’t handle Joe Giudice on his own.

  88. July 12, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    *1) st and foremost, The Juicester is MY man momaJ…altho’ there’s enough of him to share with Sackem and all others who agree he brings that certain Oooooommmph to scripted REALity…lol! Yes I hated the C word but have always looked at it realistically…that’s how these folks roll. It’s bad, it’s ugly but it’s simply not the same as if my hub would call me that name. Mainly because not every other word out of our mouths is F or B. You know what I think hurt Teresa the worst (besides his mic’ed up stupidity)? The time Juicy was drunk telling the world how he had broken up with T, and she’d chased and begged him back. Like all the things he says, it had the ring of truth and the pain of it was etched in her expression. They obviously have made it work, and although I’m not sure what I’d bet (maybe 1/2 the farm?lol) I’m in the minority who believe Juicy hasn’t and isn’t cheating. *ducks*

    *2) I’d just finished howling with laughter to Jeannie’s after-fight Season predictions, only to start laughing all over again to gessie’s newspaper fight recap article>>>ROTFLMAO!!! 🙂 🙂 Tx gals!

    *3) OT: I’m developing an addiction to Devious Maids and Pretty Wicked Moms

    *4) Why oh why does WordPress hold my comments but let Dee-Troll Knowlton glide right up from under It’s bridge and onto the page? 😦

    *5) Famey’s been rocking with one great blog after another! Tx for the extended version of Baby Baboon Brother in law Beat Down.

    *6) Was 29 when my hub and I got together, and my 30’s were spent much like yours corky! Now I’m 52 (and lmao when Caroline said her sex drive was “great”…and also claimed to shave in the shower as a skin exfoliating treatment, Bitch please! You’ve been in menopause for at least the last 5 years!) My libido, however, lives in Siberia not France. 🙂

    *7) I agree that the SLEAZE that is their baby and ONLY son has affected the Gorga’s, but just think that there is something of a homophobic or homosexual element in the past fueling their preference for their son in law. We’ve certainly seen these type antics by JoeGorga on the show and WWHL…the comment by Gorga the Elder about crying to Mommy at The Christening all the way to present day of The Juice unzipping and inviting him to blow him adds to my opinion that there definitely is something up with this guy. Has it ever been verifiedhe was a male stripper and if so, was it only for females?

    *8) Sorry to be a blog-comment hog…trying to see if somehow posting from my laptop will make this go through faster. Love reading through the comments to relax after work!

  89. July 12, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    #9) The name of my new rock band >> “Maniacal Girl Squirrels” Tx Murfsgirl! lol 🙂

    • MurfsGirl
      July 12, 2013 at 9:26 PM

      hahaha! Glad I could inspire!

  90. finally
    July 12, 2013 at 9:40 PM

    My advice to Teresa is to stay away from her brother. Teresa, your situation is not isolated, there are many sibling relationship like yours.

    My sister and I have a toxic relationship as well and she’s called me every name in the book. It’s gotten really ugly and sometimes its just not worth it.
    We are civil to each other here and there, but you can always feel that the relationship isn’t right. And after all those problems, our relationship seems irreparable.

    Our family always wanted us to get along but it never worked, we are just too different, fire and water. Our father passed away and you would think it would bring us together, but instead she left me to do everything and wanted all the attention.

    I never watch these reality shows, but I saw a few clips of season 3 and thought wow! That’s my sister and me.

    She’s also married to a loser who tries to keep her all to himself, control her, tries to keep the kids away from us. He is the male version of Melissa. My family hates him and rightfully so. He has caused us so many problems and I don’t give a rats ass about him. The situation is so similar it makes me sick. Her husband hates me more than the rest of my family because I never put up with his sh*t.

    We are also European the difference is my sister and I were born in Europe as well.
    If Tre’s parents can’t stand Melissa, IT IS OBVIOUS AS TO WHY!
    She is POISON! She keeps igniting fires to situations.

    Some people just never see a manipulator for what they truly are, they become brainwashed by them. Also, LOVE IS BLIND.

    It is so obvious that Melissa is a user and she doesn’t truly love Joey the way a wife should. She is just another whore and user. There are plenty.

    Tre just needs to give up. If things have been bad for this long and they came on the show to destroy her, EFF THEM!!

    If my sister did that, it would be a female UFC fight.
    She’s much stronger than I am, especially in the spotlight, and everybody knowing your business.


  91. Iris
    July 14, 2013 at 11:30 PM

    Just noticed, why is Melwhoreissa staring out the window watching Joe, Rosie and then Theresa? Why isn’t she her usual, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! rant?

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