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GessieWTF’s Take on Juicy Joe Kicking Baby Joey’s Ass

October 3, 2013

steroids

By gessiewtf
Originally posted on July 11, 2013

A former male stripper was charged with attempted murder for biting a man’s penis and testicles during a steroid-fueled rage at an upscale retreat in Lake George.

Joe Gorga, 41, was sexually aroused with blood dripping from his face as he “growled and snarled” and was crying for his mother when he was taken by police, according to the arrest report. There was a delay in the arrest because the police had to send a unit back to the station to obtain smaller handcuffs for the balding diminutive suspect and to get pepper spray in case he attempted the same thing on the arresting officers.

“I literally thought there was a rabid raccoon inside this place,” said Evette Mays, the hotel guest who dialed 911.

The stoic victim, covered in the man’s sputum, suffered from severe bite marks on his genitals as the deranged suspect gnawed right through the victim’s trousers. He told deputies that it appeared as if Gorga was “trying to eat his penis and testicles,” reported the Lake George Mirror.

The suspect’s wife also gouged the victim’s eyes and hit him in the face and head, police said.

“I thought the guy was on bath salts or something,” said Mays. “When I dialed that number 911, I said, ‘Lady, you better get someone over here quick, because somebody is about to die, and I’m not talking about the victim.”

The perpetrator is a cast member of a scripted reality show and told officials that he was in love with the victim and could no longer pretend that he was happily married to his wife.


By gessiewtf
Originally posted on July 17, 2013

N.J. Pool Man held in sexual assault and attempted poisoning case.

By Eaton D’Ballsack

Lake George, N.Y. (ABC 4 News) – A man named Joe Gorga, who was originally thought to be under the influence of the street drug, bath salts, has been released on bond as the substances found in his toxicology screen do not prohibit him from being released on bail, said his attorney, Tryme Sacke.

Only one banned substance, an anabolic steroid, was determined to be present in his toxicology report.

The other substances, which were present but determined to be legal (although curious), included;

(1) nitrous oxide, which is commonly found in canned whipped cream;

(2) tetrahydroxypropl ethylenediamine, a chemical commonly used in spray-on hair products for balding men; and

(3) estrogen.

In an unprecedented move, His Eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan, the Archbishop of New York, stripped him of his god-parenting responsibilities, despite the fact that there is no canonical procedure for replacing a godparent or relieving him of his office without direct authority from the Vatican.

Cardinal Dolan released the following statement this morning:

“When a man who is charged with the spiritual safety of a child is thought to require an exorcism, we have the authority to strip him of his duties, until said procedure can be performed by obtaining an edict from the Vatican. It has yet to be determined if the Holy Sea can be of any help to this man. He may require extensive psychiatric care.”

His attorney, who is a disbarred in 49 states and works at an establishment called Sizzle Tan, volunteered the suspect for involuntary electric shock treatments. His client, who has an I.Q. of 84, pounded his fist on the defendant dock and screamed, “Yes, my penis sock.”

It is not clear that the defendant understands the charges against him; his competency is to be determined at a later date.

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According to court documents, he was arrested for sexually assaulting a Montville man who he attacked without provocation; and during the commission of the alleged assault, his hair product was distributed all over the victim and those nearby, which could lead to future health issues, thereby leaving the perpetrator open to civil lawsuits, as well.

The perpetrator’s attorney argued that bail be set at negative $250,000, which it appears he confused with his client’s net worth.

When that request was denied, Mr. Gorga offered to put up his parent’s home for collateral. A recess was called so the presiding judge could assess that proposal. It was discovered that the defendant had defrauded his own parents out of the equity of their life-long residence, prompting the judge to become impatient.

“Mr. Gorga, you have insulted this court for the final time. The next thing you will offer is the filling in your parents’ teeth. Can you post bail or not? It is a simple god-damned question.”

“Would you be interested in 50 cases of my wife’s hit single, ‘On Display?’,” he asked. “I have $10,000 worth of stolen tools that I buried in my back yard, too.”

The judge replied: “Bailiff, do you have your taser on you? Just release him to a f***ing zoo. I’m done.”

According to court documents, back in May, Gorga tried to molest a transvestite living in a Millcreek home just off 4500 S. Main St. in Upper Saddle, N.J. That day, police say her 12-year-old sister scared Gorga away. Court documents say Gorga came back last week and, this time, he forced his way into the house, began molesting the family dog, and when the brother tried to stop to him, Gorga grabbed his penis and bit it.

Neighbors can’t believe it.

“I think it’s very scary,” said Judy Golightly.

“I think it’s kind of weird,” said Richard Golightly.

“It makes me angry,” said Bud Hancock.

“Why the f*** is this guy out on the streets?,” said Milford Bittenballz.

The victim in this case, Mr. Giuseppe Giudice, who has become something of an internet sensation for not killing the man during the altercation, declined to be interviewed for this report. However, he was deposed and the deposition became a matter of public record at 2:00 PM EST.

“This isn’t the first time this f**ktard tried to bite my nuts off. He did it at my f***ng wedding and my bachelor party. If I didn’t love my wife, I’d f***ng take him for a long ride in my truck with a shovel and my fist, and only one of us would come back. His own father wants me to kill him for Christ’s sake.”

No other information is available at this time.

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  1. October 3, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    Why does he look like he is about to bust out bawling? lol

    • October 3, 2013 at 9:19 PM

      To me, he actually looks like he is constipated – wonder if he poops around TSIL or waits till he gets to the gym.

      His body looks like a cartoon character – like the Teenage Mutant Ninza Turtles. Ugh!

      • October 4, 2013 at 1:31 AM

        He does look like he’s trying to poop and as I stated, I think his body is gross.

        • October 4, 2013 at 10:19 PM

          Ewww, I know…I think he looks ridiculous. Roid troll.

          • Laram
            October 5, 2013 at 2:32 AM

            He looks disgusting. Does he have a job? And how can he work out all day to look like that without a job and Roids?

    • October 3, 2013 at 9:38 PM

      oh MY WORD THEY SURE KEPT THIS QUIET,I HAD NOT HERD A THING ABOUT ANY OF THIS ,IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE REALLY NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP,WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM,AND WHEN DID JUICY PRESS CHARGES ? MAYBE WHEN WE WERE PAINTING THE HOUSE N RENOVATING THE GREAT ROOM?.I CAN SAY I AM SPEECHLESSSSSSS.

      • October 3, 2013 at 10:36 PM

        celi, my dear – this is just a “spoof” gessie wrote after TB attacked Joe at Lake George. It really is quite funny! 😉

        • October 4, 2013 at 1:33 AM

          Celi, you are so precious. Jeannie, your are so sweet

        • October 4, 2013 at 7:08 AM

          ok my daughter jus read this ,n she said it was from gessie ,oh im so glad its not true ,now I can have some semblance of faith back in the judicial system and court system,oh and judges,n believe in my mind once again,i thought ,,if I had missed all this I need to be at the funny farm sitting on the front porch. thank you ms sweet Jeannie and sweet Gloria.
          hey im ok.
          you got ME ms gessie oh and fame… how do you think up this stuff?,but with a subject like the WHORGAS I see ,its easy.yes its funny.im going back to bed now,hehehe

          • Sackem
            October 4, 2013 at 7:51 AM

            You are THE BEST CELI!!!! Xxxxxxxx
            Any word on that terrible storm?

          • Honnie Badger
            October 4, 2013 at 9:42 AM

            Celi, you are truly such a precious soul. I want to give you such a hug!

            • October 4, 2013 at 12:10 PM

              thank you ALL and yes I can sure use one ms honey bit,i went bac n read it again and it still seems so real to me,and a spoof means a joke ,.
              ms sackem how is your lil ms ava? is she crawling now? are they not precious or what?something new everyday,
              I have not heard from mamajackie as yet,im waiting n praying.

              • October 5, 2013 at 2:45 PM

                I think it says it all that you believed this really happened! Gessie had me lmao… but cell, you have proven that there is no extreme extreme enough for TB! I can’t say I don’t agree with you. There were moments I had to remind myself it was just a spoof.

                I don’t know whether it’s funny or sad that from reading chapter one, excerpts and things I’ve been told about TSIL’s book, Gessie’s “news stories” are far more believable than this intelligence insulting “book.”

                When satire and non-fiction would be far more convincing if they were switched, it’s time to remove yourself from the spotlight. Of course we know that will never happen. Fitting that they always seem to do the opposite of what makes sense, the reverse of doing the right thing. I must say it’s sad… because people are being hurt, including children.

                • October 5, 2013 at 4:36 PM

                  thank you ms dch60,it was crazy but wouldn’t put it past the horgas ,I really think hes a man eater.

          • Detroitrockcity
            October 4, 2013 at 10:40 AM

            Hope ya have a great nap Ms Celi!! That was a hoot, can’t stop laughing!!!:) gessiewtf you are the bomdiggity!! Going to put this in the ((Hall of Fame)) ; ) !!!!! Love it! Hehe!! DRC

            • hobbyath
              October 4, 2013 at 10:17 PM

              You guys are hillllaaarious. I so appreciate the laugh. Precious.

          • Laram
            October 5, 2013 at 2:35 AM

            I meant “too cute” for you @Celi in @Jeannie’s upward post. XO!

        • Laram
          October 5, 2013 at 2:33 AM

          So cute, she is!

      • Sharon
        October 4, 2013 at 8:45 PM

        Hey don’t feel bad, I also fell for a spoof on here. I’m wiser now. hahaha
        Love it!

        • October 5, 2013 at 1:56 PM

          IM WISING UP TOOO MS SHARON,WE HAVE SOME ” WISE”CRACKS ON HERE MEANING THEY ARE WISE N CRACKS US UP,HEY I MADE A FUNNY.

  2. teramusique
    October 3, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    He is the opposite of attractive. That last pic makes me wanna puke, grown men with children trying to act like the kids on Jersey Shore

    • Laram
      October 5, 2013 at 2:36 AM

      Or a green super hero!

  3. October 3, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    These are hilarious. After this crazy day, I needed the laugh. Thank you so much!

    • tiataytay
      October 4, 2013 at 4:58 PM

      i totally agree!! it was hilarious and made me smile!!!!

  4. October 3, 2013 at 10:14 PM

    He does a lot of drugs and you can tell. In the picture where he is with TSIL he is totally high. my grandpa always said you can tell when people do cocaine by the fact that they have darkened discoloration on their skin, which he has. Oh and under his nose you can see some weird color going on. If you look at pictures of him from before and after you can tell he is a completely different person. TSIL, you can’t tell as much as him but you can def tell that her skin has changed. Although, they might have done drugs before it is apparent that they are heavy users right now. Also, maybe one of the reasons why T dislikes them so much.

    I really hope that if they are using whatever they are using is good because there is a new wave of cocaine being mixed with some animal poison that causes the skin to rot. Wahh! I dont even wanna know what that looks like.

    • October 4, 2013 at 3:28 PM

      You know, Rachel, during the scene where Tre apologized to TB for liking to listen to gossip about TSIL? I noticed that TB looked rough, like he was coming down from a high. He had dark rings around his eye’s and seemed depressed. Classic signs of someone needing sleep or another line/pill/shot. There was a waitress from Las Vegas who left a comment about TB asking her if she knew how to get “white” (cocaine). That really makes me worry about their kids. They are both extremely selfish people and when you mix their personalities with drugs you have an accident waiting to happen.

      • October 4, 2013 at 4:23 PM

        I noticed that too. I figured, he spent the whole night partying. Maybe their drug use lends to his anger problems. IDK. Also, maybe that is why the kids spend so much time with Lysa, although I read someone’s comment that the Marco sisters also do drugs, but maybe the kids stay with someone else so that they can “feed” (cant think of another word lol) their heavy use and partying.

        I was going through pictures of him and her before and its like completely different people. Its sad. I fear for those babies, I don’t doubt that they love them but I feel like they still want to party and they might not be mature enough to juggle all that is being thrown at them plus having a family.

        • October 5, 2013 at 12:05 AM

          I think they party a lot, too! I hope that they make sure their kids are okay when they do decide to party. I have noticed they both appeared high or coming off a high in a number of scene’s this past season.

          I looked up the cocaine that rots skin! Yuck, you should see the pics. The drug I scene that can cause the skin to rot is called “krokodil”. In Russia heroin addicts found that mixing a cocaine based pill with other ingredients will give the user a heroin high. User’s who miss their veins will get an instant abcess and that causes the skin to fester into a black wound that eats the flesh! EWWW…. I’m getting sick thinking of the pics! I guess people are so addicted to this drug that they don’t seek help for the wound! This drug is on the streets of America, so if you know any heroin user’s tell them to beware!

          • Miami53
            October 5, 2013 at 12:15 AM

            I feel dumb but how can you tell that their coming off a high

            • ceeeseee
              October 5, 2013 at 12:37 AM

              Irritable, anxious acting, aggitated, they are fast to anger, come across as extremely depressed and can cry over little things. Depending how long they were under the influence they may have dark circles under their eye’s. Their mind is wanting more of the drug to keep them “happy”. You could say the symptoms are like someone starving! That’s all the mind wants is food for a drug addict it would be drugs. I hope that helps.

              • Miami53
                October 5, 2013 at 7:27 AM

                ceeeseee, Thanks for the info. The only one I question is the dark circle under your eyes. When people have allergies you can have the samething. For the rest he does fit the criteria

                • October 5, 2013 at 8:44 AM

                  The dark circle’s under the eye’s would be from lack of sleep/dehydration. If TB is asking a cocktail waitress at a club where to buy “white” I’m assuming he doesn’t mind using the drug at night to keep him awake. I’m sure he’s not using cocaine to stay awake all night but probably to party more?

          • October 5, 2013 at 1:16 AM

            ive seen that krokodil and the after pics of the gangrene of the skin of the users…OMG. that is some scary stuff.. especially what its made with. of course few years ago they were making meth w/ similar scary stuff…( fuel injector cleaner? lithium from batterys, toulene/paint thinner among other unsavory contents)

      • October 4, 2013 at 5:46 PM

        Heather submitted on 2013/07/24 at 3:03 AM at Fame-Whorgas:

        I had met Melissa and Joe back in march when they were in Vegas doing an appearance at the Sugar Factory. After their appearance they went and partied at gallery nightclub which is in the same casino as sugar. Anyways, I’m a bottle service cocktail waitress there and was assigned to their table. Me and another waitress actually. They had some other people with them including the cousin and her husband. Talk about a pervert and believe me we see tons of perverted guys in the club but the guy with the glasses had the dirtiest language. Joe was also hitting on us and Melissa would give him the dirtiest looks but when he would try to put his hand on her leg or even try to kiss her she would pull away and look all disgusted. In person, she definately feels like she has to be the best looking girl in the room and being that there were so many hot girls around she had a dirty look on her face most of the night. When I would ask her what else she would like to drink she wouldn’t even look at me and would answer with a snarky attitude. At one point she was asking the other waitress if she had another job and my friend said that no she went to school. Melissa told her something about how that was a waste of time and she’d probably make more money as dancer. At one point Melissa got up with the cousin and some other girl that was with them and went to the bathroom. That’s when Joe pulled me aside and asked if I knew where he could score some white. That is one the most common things that people ask for at clubs throughout Vegas but of course I said didn’t know a thing about it. When it came time for them to leave being that all the bottles and drinks were comped because of their appearance at Sugar factory, Joe handed me some money as a tip but Melissa grabbed it and took out some of it and handed it back to me. She leaned in his ear and said he gave me too much. Even the cousin looked at her and shook her head. Being that they didn’t have to pay a dime on their tab, you would think that a decent tip wouldn’t matter but it just showed how much class that girl has.

        https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/teresa-giudice-broke-up-the-fight-between-the-two-joes-and-the-other-four-who-joined-in/#comment-58008

        • Rachel
          October 4, 2013 at 7:22 PM

          I do believe the tip thing since there was an article that came out on another site that said that TSIL had not tipped her waitress at a pizza parlor

          • Silvana
            October 5, 2013 at 1:58 AM

            Melissa is now saying on twitter that the waitress lied and she didn’t wait on messy and her kids. Not sure I’m buying what she’s trying to sell.

        • Sharon
          October 4, 2013 at 8:56 PM

          Can you get a hold of that gal and recommend she tell the National Enquirer and do us a favor?

          • Laram
            October 5, 2013 at 2:29 AM

            No, please tell People. Many of us never bought nor aloud to look at National Enquirer.

        • October 5, 2013 at 12:07 AM

          Thank-you, Fame, for posting Heather’s comment!

    • Sharon
      October 4, 2013 at 8:50 PM

      Wow, that is scary. Thanks for the great info.

  5. October 3, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    Teresa has a pic posted on twitter of Juicy as a kid and her father when he was young. Adorable!

    • October 3, 2013 at 10:44 PM

      • October 3, 2013 at 11:21 PM

        I think Milania & Audriana look exactly like Giancito….Is that just me?

        • October 3, 2013 at 11:21 PM

          or should I see Giancarlo? LOL

        • Laram
          October 4, 2013 at 12:45 AM

          I also say that baby Joey looks like them (even eyebrows), and those rumors are disgusting about being Bryan’s kid.

          • Silvana
            October 4, 2013 at 3:40 AM

            I always thought that baby joey looked liked Melissa in season 3 they showed a photo of Melissa as a baby and it was identical to baby joey although they do change as they get older.

      • FATEL
        October 4, 2013 at 12:24 AM

        This ,must be Tre’s father, not her stupid brother. He looks totally high in the above pic with his wife. Fredo also looks silly in the muscle pic, he has such a small body its laughable. Short man’s syndrome for sure.

      • October 4, 2013 at 3:51 AM

        I always thought Gabriella looks like Giacinto!

        • formerfan
          October 4, 2013 at 5:24 AM

          Me too Gabriella looks just like him

          • October 4, 2013 at 9:37 AM

            It’s her birthday today too! Happy Birthday Gabrielle Guidice! 😛

          • October 4, 2013 at 10:19 AM

            Me three. Ah the good old days. One of these days this idiot is not going to get away with his violent behavior and get thrown in jail. He is an animal. Even I got a kick out of this, Fame! Thanks!

            • October 4, 2013 at 3:48 PM

              I noticed the fight at the Moxie, TB called JTG an “animal”! If TB ever had to spend time in jail he would probably get his butt kicked if he went “animal” on someone! I wonder if he knows that in jail if you charge someone the other inmate’s aren’t going to stop the fight. They’ll start taking bids!

              • Sharon
                October 4, 2013 at 8:59 PM

                Yep, that’s one reason I’d like to see him do some jail time as he would not sit down and shut up.
                Sorry I post so much but I LOVE this group and what you are sharing with us.

            • October 4, 2013 at 3:50 PM

              Gessie, I forgot to tell you I love that your comment is now a blog title! You certainly do have a quick wit about you! Congratulations!

              • October 4, 2013 at 5:00 PM

                It’s a lot better with the pictures Famey put in there and the video.

        • October 4, 2013 at 10:53 AM

          The pic Teresa posted of Juicy when he was young looks like Gabriella at that age. Juicy looks like his mom

          • October 4, 2013 at 11:25 PM

            I always thought Gabriella looked like her paternal grandmother, Filomina (sp?) but had Tre’s eye’s. Now, I see that she does have her Nonno Gorga’s eyes more so than Tre does! Genetic’s are so complicated.

        • Laram
          October 5, 2013 at 2:44 AM

          I think she also looks like Juicy’s momma. The light hait, skin of Naple’s area. Filomeana.

          One thing I will say, Teresa, her brother Joey and her kids have amazing and gorgeous eyes. The blue eyes of the girls, but those amber eyes of Teresa and Joe Gorga with their dark lashes. Beautiful!

        • Heart of Dixie
          October 5, 2013 at 5:54 PM

          To me Gabriella looks exactly like her Nonna Filomena.

      • adioslunatic
        October 4, 2013 at 7:40 AM

        @ Fame

        Do I see a chin implant?!!

        It’s like two different people…

        • October 4, 2013 at 7:44 AM

          AL, I think the photo on the left is of Giancinto Gorga, Joe’s father, when he was young.

          • adioslunatic
            October 4, 2013 at 7:47 AM

            @ Fame The closer I look… the ears and the eyebrows are exactly the same – That is definitely Fredo No Nuts in both pics, I bet ya a dollar!

            • Laram
              October 5, 2013 at 2:45 AM

              Lol, that is their pops!

        • adioslunatic
          October 4, 2013 at 7:45 AM

          @ Fame Duh…I need to read closer next time- it IS two different people. Right? That can’t be Teresa’s father in the TBT pic, did they do glamour shots back then?

          • October 4, 2013 at 7:58 AM

            She tweeted a wedding photo of her mom and dad too, and based on that photo, and say it’s her dad in the other photo:

            • adioslunatic
              October 4, 2013 at 8:01 AM

              @ Fame I JUST read Teresa’s timeline – you are correct- as always! That guy has some powerful DNA!

          • chrissy401
            October 4, 2013 at 5:26 PM

            im playing catch up reading all the comments but TBT means throwback thursday, so its basically a then and now thing, so that is TB in both pics.

            • October 4, 2013 at 9:32 PM

              Right after Teresa posted the picture above and asked “Guess who this is???” she tweeted:

              Teresa Giudice ‏@Teresa_Giudice 3 Oct
              It is my Daddy…
              9:56 AM – 3 Oct 13

              • hobbyath
                October 4, 2013 at 10:34 PM

                and that’s what makes T beautiful and shiny. Daddy… from a 40 year old woman. I LOVE MY daddy TO DEATH, I would say: hey that’s my Dad…

              • chrissy401
                October 4, 2013 at 11:58 PM

                thanks for clearing that up for me Jeannie ❤

                • October 5, 2013 at 10:04 AM

                  😀 You’re very welcome.

      • Honnie Badger
        October 4, 2013 at 9:45 AM

        You can still see Giacinto’s gorgeous eyes even today. That man is adorable. Truthfully, if Joe Gorga wasn’t such an impossible dickhead, he would be attractive. He and his sister have absolutely gorgeous eyes.

        Can anyone find a younger picture of Teresa and Joe’s mom?

        • October 4, 2013 at 12:28 PM

          yes i am curious to see what antonia (tre’s mom) looked like in her younger days. dad/giacinto is indeed a striking man

          • October 4, 2013 at 12:30 PM

            i mean i see the wedding photo posted above i just cant (expand the pic size) to get a better look at the faces 😦

            • October 4, 2013 at 2:21 PM

              Click on the picture and it will take you to Teresa’s timeline. Then click on it again and you can magnify.

              • October 4, 2013 at 4:23 PM

                thank you agirl614!!! get a better look vs before. what a beautiful couple!

                • October 4, 2013 at 4:30 PM

                  You’re quite welcome!

  6. October 3, 2013 at 10:39 PM

    Lysa seems to feed TB’s ego more than his own wife.

  7. October 3, 2013 at 11:21 PM

    Hilarious. I personally think TB looks horrible … all roid muscle and no legs.

    • formerfan
      October 4, 2013 at 5:28 AM

      So true. At least Juicy Joe has legs and is manly. Joe Gorga acts like a women.

      • Silvana
        October 4, 2013 at 9:39 AM

        Totally off topic but what is going on with your government?? Why have they closed down the national parks and war memorials??

        • suedechik79
          October 4, 2013 at 12:10 PM

          Our government is part of the worlds government – has been since it was formed and old bloodlines from Europe plunged their hands deep into it. All just part of a bigger plan.

          • hobbyath
            October 4, 2013 at 10:43 PM

            disagree. Europa has no hands in this. it’s Us- power play- butting heads- plain arrogant to the people that chose them

            • hobbyath
              October 5, 2013 at 4:27 AM

              to clarify: Europa ,and the Euro Union has nothing to do with the US government politicaly.
              Financially = Wall Street.

              I just happen to have US passport and European Union.
              I forgot the rest of my post. Any questions?

              • hobbyath
                October 5, 2013 at 4:32 AM

                Got it: I do have some thoughts on citizenship, green card, naturalization, and such – my kids and I went through this. Not complicated.

  8. lalala aka i'm with dubba
    October 3, 2013 at 11:32 PM

    So funny, I needed that!

  9. October 3, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    omg is that a duckface pose i see on tb both in the first shirtless picture and the 2nd one ( w him and tsil??) duckface is lame when chicks do it and even more when a dude does it.. ( duckface = those ridiculous pics of people puckering up/kiss for the camera)

    • Jeannie5233
      October 4, 2013 at 8:43 AM

      I agree charok – Those duckface lips are bad enough on young girls but when older women do it – it is ridiculous. And when a guy does it, that goes way beyond ridiculous.

      • Honnie Badger
        October 4, 2013 at 9:46 AM

        I call it anus face. I think it’s extremely juvenile. There is something timeless about a natural, real smile!

      • October 4, 2013 at 10:23 AM

        Next thing you know he will be sticking his tongue out in every picture, like Miley Cyrus.

        • Detroitrockcity
          October 4, 2013 at 10:55 AM

          You guys “quack me up “!!! Pun intened!! 😉

        • October 4, 2013 at 12:24 PM

          oh dear god dont give them ANY ideas gessie!! lmao!!! IF they do ( eek) the miley tounge thing i pray they have enough vanity to at least brush the white coating off theirs…i can see it now, tsil doing the miley tounge and que the messy twerk fest….or dear god tb thinking he needs to jump on the twerk bandwagon….egads..

        • chrissy401
          October 4, 2013 at 5:38 PM

          oh no! the next logical step after that is him and melissa twerking and I dont think anyone is ready for that! lol

        • October 4, 2013 at 10:26 PM

          Oh lord Gessie…don’t give them any ideas!

  10. Happy Holly Daze
    October 4, 2013 at 12:02 AM

    I laughed so hard, I think I *inked myself*.. IE: Peed myself….

  11. Sackem
    October 4, 2013 at 12:09 AM
    • Jeannie5233
      October 4, 2013 at 8:47 AM

      Love Carly Simon – no autotune, no lipsyncing – just her and her band. Now SHE is a singer/artist – the real deal!!

      TSIL would never be able to pull off a concert in Grand Central Station.

      • Honnie Badger
        October 4, 2013 at 9:47 AM

        Jeannie — YES! Ms. Simon is amazing. I just adore her music, her voice. True talent. I also adore Carole King, Joni Mitchell, Joan Baez, Christine McVie and Stevie Nicks as singer-songwriters. I probably left out a few.

        • suedechik79
          October 4, 2013 at 12:13 PM

          For a fresh take on those you have listed, I would google Laurel Canyon and the Birth of the Hippie Generation. Theres a 14 part article that’s quite illuminating….and congrats to those you have named that made it through the Laurel Canyon movement alive. Many did not.

        • Sharon
          October 4, 2013 at 9:36 PM

          Honnie you have great taste!

      • October 5, 2013 at 10:50 AM

        One of my favourite songs EVER!

    • October 4, 2013 at 10:24 AM

      I love you back, Sackem. And you little baby, too.

      • October 5, 2013 at 10:50 AM

        Oh shucks!

  12. Sackem
    October 4, 2013 at 12:40 AM

    So, just saw the preview for the reunion where Missy says she’s received texts saying she should watch her back because Teresa is plotting with Kim D to take her down. Ummmmm pretty sure Teresa would be busy keeping her arse out of jail. Clearly the obsession lies with TSIL and TSIL alone, she got nothing else.

    • Laram
      October 4, 2013 at 12:48 AM

      Shit, I took off spell check on my phone for thumbs to take responsibility. Haha

      What do they say about (sp?) narricistic people don’t believe they are not the victim?

      • Laram
        October 4, 2013 at 12:49 AM

        I mean are the victim,even funnier.

      • Sackem
        October 4, 2013 at 12:52 AM

        Exactly!

        • October 4, 2013 at 2:14 AM

          they need to let it go!!!!!!! Said it before, say it again. I am done with this show. Melissa needs to be off. Funny if the rumors are true and Jac goes and Dina stays the ratings might go up. What might be interesting is if Jac stays and Dina comes back. But the ratings will still go up and Melissa will still not be fired or downgraded. She needs to go. Hell I am fine with her getting a spin off so it is an epic fail…working name 50 Shades of Gorga Rage

          • Sackem
            October 4, 2013 at 7:48 AM

            Bravo flogging the fighting inlaw story, just new faces. Yawn.

      • October 4, 2013 at 8:41 AM

        Extreme narcissists often shift gears from visible grandiosity to acting that they are better than others because they suffer more than others. You can see an extreme narcissist who hogs the limelight and credit from achievements and self-praise also getting similar recognition from milking an injury or a seeming misfortune that has occurred to them. Victimized extreme narcissists are on the constant prowl looking for any gullible soul that will believe their version of calamity whether it is real, exaggerated, or fictitious.

        http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2010/03/29/narcissists-who-cry-the-other-side-of-the-ego/

        • October 4, 2013 at 2:33 PM

          Yes, a thousand times yes. I don’t think people realize how many pathological liars, narcissists, sociopaths, and narcissistic sociopaths are in the world. These are dangerous people. The sooner you can spot them, the sooner you can escape whatever schemes they have planned for you.

          It truly baffled me that people couldn’t see Melissa was trouble and I am so relieved that more people get it now. As always, I’m so grateful to this site for keeping me from being alone in my disgust during that time.

          • October 4, 2013 at 5:05 PM

            Joey Gorga will soon know what a big mistake he made when he didn’t run as fast as he can. reminds me of those true crime novels when a dumb-ass guy marries a whore and winds up buried in the back yard.

            • October 4, 2013 at 5:16 PM

              By the new lover she’s replaced him with! It just kills me when people see the signs and ignore them.

            • hobbyath
              October 4, 2013 at 10:51 PM

              ee, I have doubts about that. as long as she spreads her legs and blows him – he’s gonna be happy and support her. for her it’s 10 minutes out of daily schedule – no big problem

        • lalala aka i'm with dubba
          October 4, 2013 at 9:19 PM

          sackem I always love your clinical descriptions!!

          • October 5, 2013 at 10:52 AM

            Ta!

        • October 5, 2013 at 2:13 PM

          You always describe my little sister! Your last sentence sums up my sister’s “social life” to a T! Whenever her new gullible friends (I was once one!) get tired of her lies, rudeness, backstabbing ways then you will instantly turn into the “enemy”! My sister will then do something or say something (slander) about you to provoke anger. Like, leave a crude message on your voicemail or write something about you on her FB page. When your pushed to the limit and you finally blow is when you fall into her trap! She will use your anger as a way to make her new gullible friends feel sorry for her! She’ll start describing you as crazy, psycho, liar, obsessed, a stalker, full of hate. She’ll ask her new gullible friends, “Should I get a restraining order? I’m afraid for my life!”

          I will say this about a judge who handle’s the protective order’s in the small county I live in. The judge, a lady, called my sister out on all of the EPO (emergency protective orders) she has TRIED to put on various people for the past 10 years. I was “friends” with my sister then and went to her court date with her. She was telling me her ex-husband was “stalking” her, which I believed at the time. The judge looked at my sister and told her “I see that this is your 7th EPO you have filed with the county. Are all the people you meet dangerous? Are they always out to get you when a relationship ends?” my sister, thinking the judge is on her side answered, “I don’t know why I’m a magnet for emotionally unstable people. I guess I have a soft heart for them and want to help them.” the judge told her, “I think your the emotionally unstable one. Get help and get out of my court room! On your way out make a pay arrangement with my clerk!”. She had to pay for the cost of the dismissed EPO!

    • October 4, 2013 at 1:07 AM

      It’s comical and sad as TSIL is just looking for a storyline. She disgusts me, she has no storyline other than I’m the victim and Teresa is mean to me. F her and the midget she rode in on.

      • October 4, 2013 at 2:35 PM

        Amen! I’m always using that expression about the horse. 🙂
        Nice work with the paraphrasing.

      • Sharon
        October 4, 2013 at 9:42 PM

        HAHAHA again. You gals rock!

    • teramusique
      October 4, 2013 at 5:05 AM

      I love what Teresa says in the preview “I’m done defending myself”

      Like for the millionth time everyone claimed to be putting this BS to rest, but of course in the end the dog returns to it’s vomit.

      And wow, another “text” condemning Teresa. Sounds like Jacqueline Season 4 all over again

      • October 4, 2013 at 10:25 AM

        The texts were sent by her sisters which she conveniently forgot to mention. At her request, of course.

        • October 5, 2013 at 12:51 AM

          Her sister’s, hahahahahaha….! Notice how copycat TSIL is using her ”text” messages as a reliable source of info? I wonder what Jaq thinks now that TSIL is copying her?

      • October 4, 2013 at 11:05 AM

        This is dumb and I know people who just stop speaking. I mean at this point it is easier right? Then there is hope for godfather to talk to goddaughter. I was watching how i met your mother last night the one about the everyone having someone on the “hook” I figured out who had me on their “hook” 15 yrs ago. The sick part Dum Dum and YakYak and Andy all have T on the hook. Juicy was on it then took control and said I don’t give a …. anymore. I hate how they use her loyalty against her.

    • Anonymous
      October 4, 2013 at 10:28 AM

      I got a text saying MeHo just won a Grammy for best album of the year.
      Just because ‘someone’ texts you something, it doesn’t make it true nor is it proof of anything.
      Also, she could have put ‘someone’s’ name with JoRga the Barbarian’s phone number, texted her phone from his phone with someone else’s name and took screen shots.
      ‘Watch your back’ isn’t a factual statement about anything.

      • October 4, 2013 at 3:17 PM

        Agreed. When my daughter was being stalked by an ex-boyfriend they took her phone and did a forensic download and study on it and said that is the only way to prove what number the texts were coming from.

      • hobbyath
        October 4, 2013 at 10:56 PM

        yep. I am proud to announce: I got grammy for ewwwwwwwww

    • NCGal
      October 4, 2013 at 6:19 PM

      Who sent her the texts? One of her sisters? Anyone could send her a text telling her that.

  13. Sandy
    October 4, 2013 at 12:40 AM

    Lol I was just reading this and thinking this cannot be real.

  14. Sackem
    October 4, 2013 at 12:53 AM

    Might be behind the times, you guys post so much- do we all know that Ashlee/Ashleigh/Ashley works for US weekly? And what are these Jac tweets re Dina?

    • October 4, 2013 at 1:00 AM

      Yes she is a “blogger” for them. Jac is whackadoodle or Bravo is trying to get publicity. I vote whackadoodle.

  15. Sackem
    October 4, 2013 at 12:59 AM

    And ratings are in- lowest numbers EVER! Nice work Whorgas

  16. October 4, 2013 at 2:16 AM

    Gessie you make laugh! You are hysterical and great re post Fame especially after the bit from the reunion with Gorga saying I know this because I know gay men. LOL!

  17. October 4, 2013 at 4:01 AM

    Apparently the ratings for RHONJ, MDL, and RHOM helped fuel Bravo into its 8th consecutive best year ever. lmao oh please. I was thinking the ratings would go down drastically this season and continue to drop afterwards but with RHOBH and RHOA next month I don’t expect Bravo’s ratings to drop anytime soon. I can just picture that Big-Headed queen Cohen laughing at us viewers, and rolling around, in some tacky little “Mazel” thong, on a big pile of money.

    • suedechik79
      October 4, 2013 at 12:14 PM

      Money is covered in more strains of -cocchus than one could think of, plus fecal matter and other such fantastic things. Apt for Mr. Cohen to roll about in that sort of pile.

    • NCGal
      October 4, 2013 at 6:18 PM

      MDL is one show I miss (took Bravo off my tv). I liked both NY and LA. RHOM I never got into for some reason.

    • Sharon
      October 4, 2013 at 9:50 PM

      Me Bad. RHONJ has become a comedy esp. concerning the hilarious act put on by the Gorga Bitches. Guess I’ll be watching till MeHo and AHo get what’s coming to them.

  18. October 4, 2013 at 6:23 AM

    Great story Gessiewtf, I needed a laugh! *Applause*
    SlowJoe must’ve styled himself on Derek Zoolander, I despise his tweenager girly pouting >_<.

  19. NCGal
    October 4, 2013 at 7:26 AM

    Ugh! He is physically repulsive. Can’t even stand to look at him.

  20. adioslunatic
    October 4, 2013 at 7:49 AM

    Brilliant parody, Gessiewtf but, I would expect no less from your twisted little mind – that is a complement!!! Love ya, Gessie! 🙂

    • October 4, 2013 at 5:07 PM

      ditto!

  21. Jeannie5233
    October 4, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    As per Sackem’s comment upthread: “LOWEST SEASON FINALE EVER FOR RHONJ”

    “Teresa Giudice – Watch What Happens Live – Ratings (Updated)

    Pending Update Tuesday October 1st with ratings for the original 9pm airing on Sunday, September 29th

    The ratings are in for Sunday’s fifth season RHoNJ finale and they’re Breaking Bad for Bravo Media and the Housewives franchise overall. In a scheduling slight of hand Bravo TV set up that night’s television schedule to ensure that ratings for the ninety minute period from 8pm through 9.30pm were combined, and so the viewership for the Andy Cohen WWHL one-on-one sit down with Teresa Giudice are also included.

    However, despite or because of the 90 minute scheduling, this year’s RHoNJ finale limped to just 2,502,000 viewers and that’s not only lower than this season’s premiere but is the lowest EVER finale for RHoNJ in its five year history.

    The WWHL interview with Teresa aired again at 10:30pm and allowed its own rating period and in that time slot, an additional 908,000 (demo 0.4) tuned in.

    Officially the record will show that Andy’s sit down special pulled 2,502,000 viewers and thus a record for Teresa in all her appearances but given that Bravo PR have not (yet?) issued any press release regarding these ratings, I don’t think even they will try to pull that one!

    Original Article:

    In honor of tonight’s pre-taped and no doubt heavily legally vetted special episode of Watch What Happens Live which features Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe Giudice here’s a look back at the ratings for her WWHL appearances. Tonight’s special episode airing at 9pm, immediately following the finale of the fifth season of The Real Housewives pf New Jersey, will be Teresa’s twelfth appearance in Andy Cohen’s Studio.

    Teresa’s first appearance was February, 11th, 2010, way back in the second series of WWHL when it aired on Monday & Thursday nights at midnight and on that occasion she appeared along side Jackie Collins and Kim Zolciak. That’s one episode where our ratings database is incomplete however five months later in June 2010. she appeared alongside Jacqueline Laurita and scored her highest ratings ever on WHHL, although she came close to that in August 2012, when she & Caroline Manzo sat down for a similar one-on-one special to tonight’s show.

    And so that’s the number to beat; 2,400,000 viewers, and that is almost exactly the same average audience total; 2,401,471 that RHoNJ has been getting in the 8pm time slot this season and prior to tonight’s finale.

    Who wants to take a guess and predictions for both the RHoNJ finale, as well as Teresa & Joe’s WWHL special?

    RHoNJ 1 2009 10 2,617,000 1.43
    RHoNJ 2 2010 18 2,718,556 1.38
    RHoNJ 3 2011 21 2,662,905 1.26
    RHoNJ 4 2012 24 2,665,250 1.28
    RHoNJ 5 2013 17 2,401,471 1.08”

    Source: Bravoratings.com

    The number for RHONJ Season 5 is an overall number and has not been updated to include last Sunday’s season finale episode.

    • wisconsheepgirl
      October 4, 2013 at 9:56 AM

      I thought I read a link to a Bravo TV rating website that stated that this season was a success. Can you explain the discrepancy?

      • October 4, 2013 at 10:27 AM

        I cannot explain the descrepancy other than I did read a direct media release from Bravo stating that the season was a success, yet other sources that I have found state otherwise.

        It may be – and I am just speculating here – that it depends on the particular criteria used to calculate those ratings, i.e. just cable or all channels, demographic of the audience, etc. and Bravo is using whatever criteria that makes the network look good. This is just my opinion though.

        • October 4, 2013 at 10:31 AM

          Also, the numbers Bravo released included all of its programming. The numbers I posted are just for RHONJ.

      • suedechik79
        October 4, 2013 at 12:16 PM

        Tell a lie, make it big, and keep repeating it. Hitlers word still works today!

        • Sharon
          October 4, 2013 at 8:41 PM

          Sue, we need to use that phrase all over the Blogs and Bravo sites!!

  22. Silvana
    October 4, 2013 at 9:43 AM

    Very entertaining Gessie loved it:-)

  23. Bizzymammabee
    October 4, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    Thank you for the Friday morning chuckles!

    • Detroitrockcity
      October 4, 2013 at 11:30 AM

      Yes, I would have to agree, my morning facial cracked in a million peices!! Gessie you put baby Joey ‘s nuts right where they belong!!Chaffing and in need of some monkey butt powder!!Now he needs to stop useing the hoes eyeliner and lip plumper and spraytan, grow some real balls, then maybe??? I don’t know?? He might live up to his fathers likeness??; /

  24. Maze
    October 4, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    He needs to do a few thousand crunches and lay off the booze or keep his shirt on.

  25. nsr1076
    October 4, 2013 at 11:18 AM

    This is so hilarious!!!!! Love it. You always know how to get a good laugh out of me Gessie. Ms Celi you’re so adorable, love you…

  26. October 4, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    I am confused. So I dvr’d wwhl last night Daniel Radcliffe and the chick from Breaking Bad/new Mike J Fox show Betsey Brandt is on it. Pretty much ignores DR and focuses a lot on breaking bad. Okay great show….but DR is an actor that EVERYONE can watch and or relate too. Why ignore an actor of that caliber?

  27. October 4, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    Melissa is on wendy williams today with her sisters in the audience

    So much trash talking

    There r pics of the whole,cast w penny

    Lysa her sister probably gave her the pic she tweeted

    Everyone call, go to her website, tweet,

    • Patricia
      October 4, 2013 at 4:24 PM

      Thanks went and watched the 11 minute clip they have online… Meho denied the whole read TB’s text while he was in the shower… Wasn’t Meho who started that one… As always my only comment is “Sad” ..

    • October 4, 2013 at 5:25 PM

      • October 4, 2013 at 5:40 PM

        A shirt like that is fine for jarring tomatoes but not a talk show on national t,v, I thought MeHo dressed him??

        • Silvana
          October 5, 2013 at 2:25 AM

          All I have to say is Wendy Williams is a dumb fuckin mole!!!!!! Talk about shit stirrer watching that clip I wanted to smash all 3of them plus the 2 hag sisters!!!

      • October 4, 2013 at 6:46 PM

        Joe’s body language
        covering up the mouth – trying to supress deceitful words that are being said (TSIL was talking about the difficult times of the first 3 to 5 years of their marriage )

        flash eyebrows pucker lips body language – feeling flirtatious while TSIL is feeding his ego about their hot sexy marriage

        taps his fingers on the couch – stress about critics of his comment in book

        scratches about five times on the side of his neck when Wendy says “advocating sexual rape” – the signal is generally due to doubting or distrusting what is being said.

        looks down and blinks during conversation about trusting each other – not being truthful

        • Sharon
          October 4, 2013 at 8:38 PM

          Kayswhims, THANK YOU for the analysis. I hope you will be sharing more with us. ITA!!

      • Patricia
        October 4, 2013 at 6:59 PM

        Thanks Fame, I don’t understand all the fine details of copy right stuff right way and wrong ways on the internet so not sure what I can or can not share here… Glad you pulled it up for everyone. 🙂

      • October 4, 2013 at 10:48 PM

        Usually when someone says they can’t tell something from a hole in the wall, they are talking about ignorance of an object compared to a hole in the wall. TSIL is talking about not knowing a person from a hole in the wall. Odd I thought.

        I hope Wendy noticed TSIL mimicking her gestures throughout the interview. I thought it was funny that the camera got a shot of the Marco sisters before Wendy mentioned it and then TSIL pointed them out and another camera shot of the sisters. Ya Wendy had no idea they were there lol

        • hobbyath
          October 4, 2013 at 11:39 PM

          I am not a fan of Wendy. trash – poor investigation of the facts. gossip. jerry springer show is better.

      • October 5, 2013 at 3:03 AM

        I just got dumber. Melissa’s now a school teacher……. I always thought the interviewer was meant to be impartial.

        Hideous glasses by the way.

        • hobbyath
          October 5, 2013 at 4:40 AM

          she was never a school teacher, we all know, may’ve been a dream of hers
          Then no – she hated it it was stated in front pages, not blogs.
          SHE NEVER GOT TO TEACH – idiot she was not qualified- public record.

          • Russkaya
            October 5, 2013 at 9:05 AM

            Also they are both on something white, all the fidgeting, constant lip movements, TSIL moving from side to side as if she can’t sit still. It’s quite obvious especially how rough they’re both starting to look. They’re not cut out to be on tv. I think they use it to seem more lively and have more personality since they come across as unnatural and contrived usually.

            • October 5, 2013 at 10:56 AM

              I loved how Joey couldn’t talk in front of a live audience. Missy does da talking in dat house.

            • October 5, 2013 at 12:53 PM

              MAYBE THEY HAVE WORMS,ONCE WE HAD F KIDS THAT COULDNT SIT STILL AND DR. SAID THEY HAD WORMS

              • October 6, 2013 at 12:37 PM

                I was not using the f word I meant ”foster”

      • Jack Hole
        October 5, 2013 at 1:28 PM

        I posted this before and someone on here responded that Teresa did not coin the phrase (and I get that, I realize she is using a cliché-HOWEVER…) I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE when Melissa says “Joe and I weren’t born w a silver spoon in our mouth…” TERESA SAID IT FIRST ON A REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!! She is such a copy cat scum bag!! To me, it is yet more evidence that SHE IN FACT IS TRYING TO SKIN TERESA AND WEAR HER LIKE LAST YEAR’S VERSACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! She emulates EVERY THING Teresa does!!!!!!!!!!

        Now idk if I even want to watch the reunion bc Melissa says she gets to confront Teresa about “lying” I bet any amount of money that once again, Melissa does not have to answer to anything-EVEN thought Danielle outed her on WWHL!!! Even Wendy could have went there(but chose to call Teresa a liar!!!) I have a good mind to write to Williams and go the frick off!!!!

      • October 5, 2013 at 2:46 PM

        Ewwww…. So, Wendy Williams is making TSIL look like a “victim” by what Juicy said on WWHL? At least Juicy didn’t say, “I don’t want my girls around TSIL’s kids because they’re going to bully them in the future!”. Juicy is mature enough to put the blame on the adults!

      • hummusbreath
        October 5, 2013 at 3:40 PM

        I was only able to watch this clip once, as the dumbness exhibited by both host/guests/audience seemed to be seeping out of the computer screen and i could feel my IQ dropping with every second. I feared that viewing this again might leave me with the vacant stare and drooling smile displayed by TB. But three questions loom large, and i only hope someone out there can answer them.
        First, has anyone advised little Antonia Gorga to perhaps have a chat with some of her mother’s former pals before she accepts the role of her latest “Best Friend”?
        Next, does anyone know if the prop guy on the Wendy Williams show was fired for not providing TB with a booster seat (ideally one with a safety belt. It was hard to concentrate on all the wisdom spouted by his regal wife, when i was sure that poor TB was going to slide right of that big couch and hit his poor chin on the coffee table)?
        And lastly (and probably the mystery that will give me the most sleepless nights) Is TSIL sister Kim in fact the grandmother of Deena on the Jersey Shore?

        • Jeannie5233
          October 5, 2013 at 6:55 PM

          Hysterical – thanks so much for this – it made me laugh so much my husband thinks I’m nuts for laughing at the computer!!! 🙂

  28. October 4, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    omg Joe looks like some kind of FREAK! And..he doesn’t look happy. Change your focus Joe Gorga-life is short!

    • NCGal
      October 4, 2013 at 6:15 PM

      That’s the best word I’ve heard to describe him “Freak”. For some time now, he has been looking more and more repusive in every photo. I think he is trying to be sexy but it’s definitely not working.

  29. Miami53
    October 4, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    OT…Watching Wendy Williams on laptop….hilarious!! After repeatably telling TSIL that she is so tiny when she comes out, the first topic is about Terese. She brought up about what Juicy Joe said about how they were not going to watch their girls. Of course, WW had to make a big deal about it. Sushi mouth said “it is what it is” and the WHOLE TIME she was talking about her, she had the continuous side eye look plus looking down when she was talking. Talk about body language. I stopped watching to come on here.

  30. Miami53
    October 4, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. She had the frigin nerve to tell trash mouth that her sisters were in the audience and they showed them….The twitters will be non stop about them

    • October 4, 2013 at 2:51 PM

      Just watched it too. Joe is really getting ugly in old age. I noticed the downward side eye look Melissa does when she is lying too. She never met Penny and didn’t know who she was and the only connection is with Teresa??? Penny was at the Posche fashion show and her husband has been tweeting about her cheating for over 2 years, but you don’t know who this woman is?
      I am so tired of her lies and WHY doesn’t anyone ask if the rumors are true? I would love to see one “journalist” ask Melissa and Joe about the cheating, swinging and other untruths in the book. Also, Melissa did not correct Wendy when she said she gave up teaching to build Joe’s business up to where it is today. Yea, where is it today? Fakers keep on faking!

      • Rachel
        October 4, 2013 at 4:30 PM

        I find it funny because Penny did her hair for her wedding – or she got her hair done at Penny’s salon, everyone knows it. Remember in her blog when she said she had known Jan for 5 mins but in the previous episode she had called Jan one of her oldest friends and that they had been at each others wedding. TSIL is a joke, and everyone knows it – you don’t have to have known her to see right through her.

      • October 4, 2013 at 4:31 PM

        Penny did her bridesmaid’s hair at her wedding the freaking LIAR!

  31. Saddle_River_NJ
    October 4, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    The shirtless pic should be captioned “Look Mommy, I can make #2 in my pants all by myself!”
    As for the pic with Skank-ella – he looks like an aged male prostitute that did way too much heroin in his youth. Those lips are probably swollen from “servicing” too many clients. At his age and with those looks, the best he could hope for is a couple of bucks for a quick one…

    • October 4, 2013 at 3:50 PM

      That’s muscle pic is hilarious. And the stoned looking duck lips pic too.

      • LifeIsGood
        October 4, 2013 at 8:18 PM

        Have you ever seen the Planet Fitness commercials? “I lift things up and put them down” That seems to be the only thing Stumpy does these days.

        • October 4, 2013 at 9:10 PM

          Bawahahahahaha!!!! Oh, I can’t stop giggling from this one!!!!

        • October 4, 2013 at 10:36 PM

          I haven’t…

    • Rachel
      October 4, 2013 at 4:35 PM

      “servicing too many clients” HAHAHA! I’ve died, I am now cleaning tea off my laptop! He was a male “stripper” maybe he was the one that worked at Lookers servicing his clients. Saddle, you kill me! BTW, wives don’t let their husbands skip leg day. He looks like a overdosed ice cream cone, too big on top with chicken legs.

    • Sharon
      October 4, 2013 at 10:00 PM

      EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  32. October 4, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    Is my new gravatar showing up? It should be a pic but it is a big blue G.

    • October 4, 2013 at 5:03 PM

      Yes, my honey and I love Arnie!!! ♡

    • October 4, 2013 at 5:05 PM

      now i see it but it is a circle and you can’t see all the words. How do I get rid of the circle shape?

      • October 4, 2013 at 5:13 PM

        Got it. Just uploaded as photo

  33. October 4, 2013 at 5:41 PM

    Do you think TB did cry all night for his mamma or do you think both he and TSIL lied about that? His father did tell him go cry to your mamma at the christening. It seems he is trying to teach his sons not to cry. Could all the anger be from not being able to express himself? I have seen men cry when a loved one died, when a child was born, when their wife cheated on them.and when they lost a job.

    I do think TB was once close to his mother. I think when he is stressed out about something, he unwinds with cross dressing. If it is true that he lost his virginity at age nine, I think it is possible that he was sexually abused but men are not suppose to harbor negative feelings about it.

    • NCGal
      October 4, 2013 at 6:57 PM

      Could be. I think he was coddled as a child – that maybe his sister and mother babied him. I don’t think he ever took responsibility for anything as a child/young adult and that lingers today.

      It’s apparent to me that he is under-developed emotionally. He has an image in his head of what a “man” is supposed to be – unfortunately, it is a very old, outdated, stereotypical image that simply is not attractive to most women.

      However, I never believed he “cried every night” because of his estrangement from his parents. Wasn’t Melissa tweeting/blogging that they were having dinner with his parents?

      I remember him blaming Teresa for the rift with his parents. I never bought that because I don’t believe a sister can come between parents and their only son – I believe a wife could, and if that’s the case, it was up to him to fix it. (Now, If the stories about his selling their house out from under them are true, that definitely could cause a rift – but that would be on him, no one else. )

    • Patricia
      October 4, 2013 at 7:05 PM

      At the christening episoid he called his mom to her face that she is so cold…. I doubt he truly cares about his parents.. he is more ashamed that he got caught publicly about selling their house out from under his elderly parents.. I don’t believe he cry’s for his parents at all..

    • Sharon
      October 4, 2013 at 8:31 PM

      Maybe you don’t know about Joey losing his parent’s house for them?? My take is that his Dad will never forgive him and rightly so in my book.
      Whatever the reason is for his mental and social problems I do not and will not have any sympathy for him…ever.

    • hobbyath
      October 4, 2013 at 11:54 PM

      at the christening, there is the scene where, after calling T a garbage,
      joey is screaming at his parents: ” you are my father ” – that would be ok with me.
      the blipped part (and there is blipping going on) starts with the f… – unforgivable – that’s where I lost it.
      Watch that clip again, he screams: “you are my fucking father” and father sends him away – go cry to your mother.
      That’s where I lost all my compassion for kid and his overly, utterly, jealous wife

  34. NCGal
    October 4, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    If anyone is looking for something to watch on TV Sunday at 8, I would recommend Amazing Race. Based on skill -finish last and you’re eliminated. Plus, it’s fun to see the different countries they go to.

    I’ve been a fan since the first season, and I am so glad it is on Sundays at 8.

    • Miami53
      October 5, 2013 at 12:27 AM

      Me too…Survivor and Big Brother too. Right from the beginning…love my Boston Rob!!

    • October 5, 2013 at 12:46 AM

      My Sunday, I do Once Upon a Time and Revenge! Good real scripted TV with actors 🙂

      • October 5, 2013 at 9:28 AM

        As you know, me too mzjulesaz!!! Love, love, love both these shows.

        I used to watch Amazing Race and I agree – fantastic show but they started changing days/times and I couldn’t follow it anymore so I lost track of it.

        But now I am a dedicated fan of OUAT and Revenge!!

        Hey, Jules – I know it is way early with only one episode, but any idea who shoots Emily yet??

      • October 5, 2013 at 12:59 PM

        I DO 19 KIDS N COUNTING, SISTER WIVES N TIARAS I THINK

  35. TonyV
    October 4, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    This man has some very serious issues with anger and his sister does also. We all remember the table flipping incident! It’s just very sad that his 3 children are being embarrassed by his actions. Somehow I just feel he is the one who is really the train wreck in that circle. Hope the rest of the world doesn’t judge people from NJ by his and others behavior. It’s really not like that

    • hobbyath
      October 5, 2013 at 12:08 AM

      table flipping in my point of view is a mild reaction.
      Once I learned my x was cheating on me – I burned all his id’s: passport, driver license, and all applicable to European country,
      I did it in public, the class of “English” he was teaching, I excused them- not everybody left.
      There was a fire going on the teachers -his pedestal.
      I Am NOT SORRY.

      • Patricia
        October 5, 2013 at 3:20 AM

        lol… on the pass port,, my first marriage, when I finally said ok I’m done to the final straw our state allows everyone to live in the same home until everything if finalized which I didn’t care as I was working lots of hours anyway.. and it was my house being nice until going to be X could get his affairs set up.. He tried to start a fight over not finding his brief case and started tearing the house apart.. So I left with the dogs walked out to a field til about 2am and came back.. He was gone but the house was trashed… In the process of cleaning up I found his brief case and his pass port.. For the mess .. I shredded everything and when he returned 8 weeks later asking if I had found the brief case I said .. Yes I did, and handed it out the door to him.. He opened it asked where was all his paper work.. and the pass port.. I said I shredded it… lol .. he tried to get back into the house in a rage.. But the love of my life 95lb GSD Darien told him it was not a good idea…. lol … I don’t fight, never have, never will .. so after 7 years it was the most evil-est thing I’ve ever done.. and it felt good… lol lol ….

        • hobbyath
          October 5, 2013 at 5:03 AM

          1990 in Poland = no sophistication = no shredders. I was satisfied with the flames – burnt all id’s-
          It was beautiful – yea opened all kind of other problems – I washed my hands.

  36. October 4, 2013 at 9:46 PM

    Shocked, TSIL actually twitter HB to her god-daughter.

    • October 5, 2013 at 1:07 PM

      JUST THINKING,, CAN YOU TAKE BACK SOMEONE BEING A GOD PARENT?,SAY IF TRE N JOE DONT WANT TSIL OR TB TO BE GOD PARENTS ,SHOULDNT THEY CHANGE THIS IN COURT FOR REAL? I WOULD SINCE THEY AND THE CAST GOT ALL THE DIRT ON THEM,BUT I DONOT BELIEVE ANY OF IT

      • October 6, 2013 at 4:22 PM

        inquiring mind here really is wondering does anyone know????????????/

  37. October 4, 2013 at 9:59 PM

    I can’t believe I’m about to say this but ROL has a story titled DD is FAKE! What it’s actually about is Phil Robertson telling how the editors arrange the scenes and even added bleeps as if they were cursing when they weren’t. SAD!!! When will the actual events ever be good enough?

    • October 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

      It makes me wonder if some of those editors used to work for Bravo.

    • October 4, 2013 at 10:35 PM

      Calypso,

      DD has been known to be a “scripted” show based on the Robertson’s reality. They admit it and have. Phil telling the editors how to do things yep I believe he has some control … but the fake cursing nope as I can’t remember a bleep on DD. Phil also made it a requirement when they signed the deal to end with family dinner and prayer every episode.

      • Anonymous
        October 4, 2013 at 10:55 PM

        I absolutely love DD…it is so hilarious!!!

      • October 4, 2013 at 11:22 PM

        Thanks Jules, I remembered that it was scripted and I didn’t remember any bleeps either. The bleeps must have been in the first season, but I didn’t see a date on the video so I’m not sure.
        Phil did said they finally stopped doing it, but what a shame they felt it added anything to the show in the first place. I’m thrilled Phil made the dinner and prayer a requirement.

        I thought ROL’s title for the article title was as misleading as the editors added bleeps. It just ticks me off that ROL has to be so negative when the actual story is so different. (Of course is an EXCLUSIVE – Such BS) I’m curious as to why all of a sudden ROL is churning out the DD stories.

        Here’s the video link of Phil’s interview where he talks about the bleeps and them omitting Jesus from the prayer.

        • October 5, 2013 at 12:00 AM

          DD is killing the ratings for reality TV. People can’t get enough of them. The funny thing is what are they going to tell us …. EXCLUSIVE Phil was an alcoholic with major issues when he was younger. Guess what Phil already told us that.

          Thanks for the youtube … I do know that somewhere along the line Phil got more production/editorial control and I’m glad. I love DD.

          • October 5, 2013 at 12:03 AM

            PS … I think anyone on a reality show is nutso for not having some sort of control.

            PPS … Ms Kay’s cookbook is coming out soon 🙂

            • October 5, 2013 at 1:06 AM

              jules, I took a look at ROL today for some stupid reason and saw the above clip of Phil Robertson Too make a longer story shorter, I spent two hours watching several clips from DD. I realize their show is scripted, but it’s still better than any Hollywood sitcom I have ever seen. Love me some Duck Dudes, (as my best friend and I call them)

              • mzjulesaz
                October 5, 2013 at 1:27 AM

                I love DD, my hubby loves them and my daughter does. I didn’t watch at 1st since I figured some dumb hunting show, so I had to watch to see what the big deal was and I was hooked, I love it!

                I did the same with Honey Booo-Boo … didn’t get it and still don’t.

                The Robertson’s are one of a kind, know it and making a dyanasty out of it. I read the books that are out and great back story to their lives.

            • October 5, 2013 at 1:57 AM

              I love them too! Jase is my favorite but I love how sweet Phil and Kay are together. It’s great knowing Phil has some control because I’d hate to lose another show to editors and production teams. I kind of felt ROL was trying to taint DD using Andy’s words ‘it’s fake, it’s scripted, blah, blah blah.

              You’ll never believe this – I was about to write and the next thing you know they’ll be on Wendy Williams show, but then I wondered if they already had, so I checked. Yes, they had, so I clicked on it and up pops an advertisement for POO-POURRI. OMG I never laughed so hard in all my life. I don’t know if this came up during Hookers book scandal but it should have.

          • NCGal
            October 5, 2013 at 7:18 AM

            I love them, and I don’t care if it’s scripted (always assumed it was, in the sense that they gave them some sort of “scenario”). I think they are hysterical and I will watch them any day over the stuff that Bravo puts out there.

            • October 5, 2013 at 9:25 AM

              I don’t care either – mzjulesaz and articles on the internet had already mentioned that DD was scripted. So what!!!! The little I have been able to watch it I like it. It is all in good fun and it is not nasty or about ripping a family apart. !!!

              But, of course, as our society loves to build someone/something up, it then enjoys just as much, if not more, tearing that someone/something down. Now all of a sudden DD’s “deep dark secrets” are coming out.

              So glad DD is a ratings hit. And I hope it continues that way!!!!

    • October 5, 2013 at 11:25 AM

      It is fake. It did not start out that way, but now it is scripted.

  38. Isolde
    October 4, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    I no longer watch Wendy Williams show, because of bs interviews like the one she did with these idiots. Teresa lies and is out of touch with reality, but these two are what–“saints”?? She has a photo of Penny and Teresa from 2 years ago, saying here’s the proof–Teresa never said she didn’t know her and had never been photographed with her–she said they weren’t friends (and did say they were acquaintances). TSIL is the one saying she never met Penny and doesn’t know her at all, but there have been several mentions of going to their salon, the bridesmaids having their hair done, and Penny’s blog said that TB asked (at Chakra) how did Melissa and Penny know each other, and TSIL quickly answered “it’s not important” (although they edited out his question, and used her answer for another bogus question). WW has seen and heard all this info about this couple and all of these connections, but is obviously alluding that Teresa and Penny were in it together to put out the cheating rumors. WW is so two faced when she interviews these housewives.

    The whole bit about the book too, literally wants to make me slap someone. WW would be ridiculing someone else for a book written like that. Then there was the comments that really wanted to make me scream–about Joe Giudice making it clear that if they went to jail, that the Whorgas would not be caretakers of the Giudice children, and how that was a real slap in the face to the idiots. WW has seen this show and their behavior and how they have trashed Teresa, would she turn her son over to people like them to raise, if she couldn’t be there??? We all know the answer to that, and that would be a resounding HELL NO!! No one in their right mind would have the Whorgas raise their children in their absence.

    Thank you Fame, for putting up that interview (I don’t watch her show at all now), and giving us the opportunity to see how hypocritical and two faced WW is, It only reiterates what idiots these people are, and how WW is”one of Andy Cohen’s henchmen (hatchet man), taking shots at the Giudices and especially at Teresa. Remember how Teresa was WW’s “favorite housewife”, when she was on her show? This whole Teresa was in cahoots with Penny crap, and they were making up all these false rumors against TSIL is disgusting, and all of the truth about TSIL’s past and her dirty laundry, is swept under the rug. It is all such a joke, when everyone knows there are enough facts to back up these rumors, but they make it all about Teresa just out to get TSIL and TB.–Trash Italian Style!!!

    • hobbyath
      October 5, 2013 at 12:15 AM

      wendy is all boobs about nothing – no brain there. watch maury/springer instead

      • October 5, 2013 at 12:44 AM

        I don’t watch any of the daytime talk shows anymore, they are all trash. I watched the View for years and years and it just got so “blue” that I couldn’t stand it as it no longer multiple views but one and it’s boring.

        • hobbyath
          October 5, 2013 at 12:54 AM

          yep, I feel the same. there is nothing entertainig/educational(news) to watch.
          there is a method to this madness….

      • RedVelvetCake
        October 5, 2013 at 7:09 AM

        Maury is way better than Wendell Williams,i rather watch DNA test results ,than her show.

      • October 5, 2013 at 11:28 AM

        I have never seen her show and I never will. She is trash. I wonder who she had to bang to get that job.

    • October 5, 2013 at 10:57 AM

      Hey there stranger!

  39. October 4, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    I commented this on wendy williams spew site under melissa show

    Wendy Williams and Staff:

    I know you can’t ask about all the behind the scenes stuff like Penny’s blogs that Bravo had their lawyers take down because they reveal all of the editing voice dubbing and fake scenes (by the way.. On faux reality blog they are now under a tab called Penelope Pitstop in which she is writing her blogs under fake names so she can’t get used but they reveal a lot) .. Also Kim D writes her blogs on Facebook..juicy stuff. let’s just go through what this season has been minus all the other disgusting seasons that attack Teresa or what they do off camera

    1. You never addressed the fact that Lauren Manzo said in the show that Teresa’s kids were raised by wolves. If Teresa ever said this about anyone’s kids you would be all over it.

    2. Penny’s connection to Melissa is not through Teresa. The whole cast has pictures individually with Penny from years ago at Kim D store and other appearances. Penny is friends with Melissa’s ex, Kim d, and Jan…. This is not just through teresa

    3. Let’s just say we believe what Penny is saying when she supposedly blames Teresa. Does this mean we also believe Penny when she says Melissa did used to strip and cheat. Why are they focusing on who is listening to the rumors instead of talking to the source? Her ex on twitter and other exes ..just look at amazon discussion forum for her book. So many lies and contradictions in her book about her life like dates, timelines, people in her life. Etc deflection is the game

    4. Notice Joe admits penny’s knows personal things but won’t admit what.. He will never confront her ex

    5. Why did nobody say anything about the real rumor starter? Melissa and Joe are the only caste members to spread an actual rumor in camera.. About their own family. Melissa was caught in camera saying joe cheats and doesn’t love her and Teresa’s brother said nothing

    6. Danielle Staub and both melissa have admitted on tv that melissa was trying to get on the show by meeting with Danielle to give her personal info about teresa on camera. What kind of family does that. Just watch Danielle Staub interview on WWHL

    7. Melissa’s sisters talk so much crap about teresa on twitter which prevents everyone from healing

    8. Look at faux reality blog under Penelope Pitstop, look at fame whorgas website which right now removed some blogs for personal reasons but has dirt on all of them

    9. Melissa should have joined American idol and Kathy could have joined cupcake wars on a cooking channel .. But no. They joined a show they could get on by promising to bring family drama to the star of the show. Disgusting ..say what u will about teresa. She wants her family, her old school Italian name, and everyone to have a good image. She would never throw a gorga, melissa under the bus and make the family look bad. This is not the way of her old school thinking

    • October 4, 2013 at 11:07 PM

      Credit to Barry from all about trh

    • hobbyath
      October 5, 2013 at 12:41 AM

      I am not a fan of Wendy. trash – poor investigation of the facts. gossip. jerry springer show is better.

      • Patricia
        October 5, 2013 at 3:28 AM

        Steve Wilco is good too

  40. hobbyath
    October 5, 2013 at 12:34 AM

    To Fame:
    I admire your ethic, all the time and work you put into the research.
    I have been, maybe consumed too much, reading on the daily basis for 3 or so years.
    I post when I am ticked. Here you go….
    I did let a bit out – when I am on herbs = “Heineken”.
    I am holding back, not leashing out yet. I do have a story to tell about my marriage – kind of political.
    There is something I would like to ask you about: has to do with privacy of a project, stealing a project,
    my tweeter; @hobbyath, or email: hobbyath@aol.com

  41. October 5, 2013 at 12:38 AM

    Totally off topic …

    There was freaky some dude with an Indian accent just called yelling at me because my daughter kicked his dog today and he wanted money. I told him to go blow and hung up. Dude calls back, I’m yelling at this point don’t flipping call me back and then I hear laughing. Hmmm … it was one of my old employees drunk prank calling from a party at this house. Geez.

    It freaked me out at 1st.

    • October 5, 2013 at 1:13 AM

      that is too funny, jules

    • October 5, 2013 at 2:23 AM

      I’d have been freaked out too! Prank calls are only fun if you’re the one making the call. Back in my office days we all had to cover the phones during lunch hours and one of my bosses friends would call and use some sports players name. He never used the big names that we would know but oh it used to drive me crazy. So and so is on line 2 and he’d bust out laughing, it was even worse when we had to page him, then all of the guys laughed at us. I wished I could say we got him back but we never did. I found out later that it wasn’t the same guy calling and doing this to us – all his friends did. They all did this whenever they called one another at work.

    • October 5, 2013 at 9:23 AM

      We used to call my brother I laws mother, saying we were ups and she needed to come pick up her pink flamingos. It took her almost 2 months to realize it was a family prank. The year she passed away, for christmas, we all, not knowingly bought each other some sort of pink flamingos.

      • Jeannie5233
        October 5, 2013 at 11:58 AM

        That is really sweet Dianna. It is wonderful when families are so in tune they pretty much know what is comforting for each other.

        My father-in-law used to feed a squirrel and named him Toby. The squirrel would come back every Spring for years and Dad got such a kick out of it. The Christmas after he passed away we all gave each other, unknowingly, little statues of a squirrel.

        • October 5, 2013 at 4:58 PM

          I love those kind memories,bless you both ms Jeannie and Dianne,you sincerely touched my heart.

  42. hobbyath
    October 5, 2013 at 12:45 AM

    Fame; next topic: to poop or not to poop….
    well, personally, I am not pooping – I am shiiting – eeeeee bad taste?

    • October 5, 2013 at 2:06 AM

      Nah … poop, dump, shit etc. same thing and we all do it.

      • hobbyath
        October 5, 2013 at 5:12 AM

        thank you, now i can go to bed..

  43. October 5, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    I know I’m late to the dance but just got to watch that WW video.

    And that interview is the reason why I am done, done, done with RHONJ after the Reunion airs. Once again, the Whorgas come out smelling like a rose and WW says Teresa has a real problem with lying. (TSIL conveniently lets us know that she calls Teresa out on that very “issue” at the Reunion). There is absolutely no redemption for Teresa and there never will be.

    WW is such a freaking suck-up – “I understood what you meant” – referring to TB’s disgusting “marital rape” comment in the book.

    Oh, and Wendy – get a clue – you referred to TB as “Juicy Joe”. Do your damn research. Better yet, shut your hole.

    • October 5, 2013 at 11:36 AM

      Do you think they are going to make the reunion in three parts? I will vomit if you say yes.

      • Jeannie5233
        October 5, 2013 at 11:51 AM

        I read somewhere it will only be in two parts this year. I’m so glad I was able to keep your tummy from churning 😉

        • October 5, 2013 at 12:14 PM

          Thank you Jeannie.

    • October 5, 2013 at 3:38 PM

      Wendy Williams started out as a shock jockette on the radio bashing celebrities. People who have no problem lying to create drama for money are great for these kinds of programs. They want the audience to get riled up. Images stay in our head if we are happy or upset. They are walking billboards selling everything under the sun.

  44. October 5, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    Back in March of this year the PR that caused all this trouble for Teresa spilt.

    “Command PR publicity duo Simon Huck and Jonathan Cheban have parted ways, sources tell Page Six. We hear that the split was amicable and that Huck bought Cheban’s share of the entertainment-p.r. agency”

  45. js
    October 5, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    heather from Vegas should sell her story to the magazine (life in style? ) that wrote about Melissa’s affair ( none of the other magazines did) to show how he doesn’t respect his wife & how she’s repulsed by him & the blow. So tired that BRAVO & US magazine portray them as a perfect couple & people are buying it. I think they are disgusting & need to be exposed for who they truly are. Garbage! !

  46. October 5, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    I am beginning to think that they will never be exposed. Nobody has the guts. and why? Who the hell are these two very insignificant liars? These talentless hacks who think they are celebrities? Why are they being protected? She hasn’t made a dime for Bravo. Her husband is a violent imbecile who is led around by the nose by his domineering wife. She is a whore, a confabulator, a back-stabbing liar, a plain Jane who spends all her money trying to look like JLO, a thief, a stripper, a bad student, a street fighter, and a piece of excrement. She is going to give her marriage bible to her daughter on her wedding day. Good idea. Maybe the goon will take your sick advice and commit a crime against your own daughter on their wedding night (God Forbid.) I mean are you f***ing really that stupid? Do you want us to believe that Joe Gorga makes the decisions in the house? He is your little bitch. You say jump, he says how high. She reminds me of these sociopaths that you read about in crime novels who get stupid men to commit murder for them. Heather McLean had a tweet about a website that had compiled the Housewives singing without autotune. It’s hilarious. What a fool Melissa Gor-gah is. She got called out by respected news outlets and blogs for her filthy book nationwide, and she goes on the Wendy Williams show to defend herself. That is some defense. Even Caroline can no longer ignore that you are a viscous troublemaker. You went on national t.v. and implied that your brother’s sister was guilty of crimes, although she has not yet been tried. With your hag sisters who look like a couple of old boxer alcoholics with hep C. Would not anyone, who had a shred of decency have said, I don’t want to talk about that, or the even more polite, I can’t answer your question because I think they are innocent. You filthy disgusting piece of shit. You can reinvent your life, your boobs, your nose, your marriage, but we know the truth. We know you and your impotent husband robbed your own parents, the lowest thing a person can do, you broke their hearts by trashing family on national t.v. and standing their while people called these poor people names. Who does that? Melissa and Joey Gorga do. They have spent what certainly seems to be an extraordinary amount of time thinking about how to hurt a sister, someone who against all reason professes to love you. You wounded your own family because some bimbo that you picked up in a Gentleman’s wanted you to because she didn’t think they were nice enough to her. Actually the truth is, they saw right through her and into her black heart and that made her very, very angry. They couldn’t be fooled. What an outrage for Melissa! Somebody who wasn’t buying her lifetime of lies.

    Let’s take comfort in the certain knowledge that before long she will be like Kate Gosselin.
    gone. I think andy will try to prop up this show for another five years. If we don’t watch it, in any of it’s various incarnations and recasts, it will be even less time. It is up to us to make her go away. By not watching the show. And if anybody (hello Brian Bowen it went to the magazine already) has any information they would care to share that would help to take this pos down a few pegs , now is the time. All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. (I made that up myself) Oh, and FU Melissa, you bitch from hell. Narcissistic sociopath. Look it up! It’s you!

    • October 5, 2013 at 4:05 PM

      Great post Gessie!

    • October 5, 2013 at 5:03 PM

      now all of this it true right?
      RIGHT

  47. October 5, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    I found this interesting about Kathy’s connection to JTG.

    http://realityrow.com/1/post/2013/10/kathy-wakilefamily-friends-with-johnny-the-greek.html

  48. just this once
    October 5, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    Have u guys seen this article from Reality Row? Wow, just wow!!! I am amazed at the connection that Victoria Wakile dates Johnny the Greeks nephew – but no one knows anybody!!!!!!!!!

    Holy Cannoli!!!

    http://realityrow.com/1/post/2013/10/kathy-wakilefamily-friends-with-johnny-the-greek.html

  49. MeHo
    October 5, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    Exactly!!!!! Katfish was jelly because she wanted the spot light, and the Ho got it. Stood back with her nasty husband and let Tre take the blame. Just remember this is FAKE/BRAVO/SIRENS.

  50. October 5, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    I’ve seen rocks that look more intelligent than Joe Gorga does in that photo.

  51. Anonymous
    October 6, 2013 at 2:48 AM

    OH my gosh …….I laughed so hard tears were running down my face

    THAT STERIOD BODY IS DISGUSTING TO ME

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