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Melissa Gorga Admits to Glamour Magazine That She Met Joe in 2003, When She Was 24, Not 21, Like She Says in Her Book

September 10, 2013

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A few weeks ago, Melissa and Joe stopped by Glamour magazine for an interview. In the interview, Joe conveys that he “got married young.” When Glamour asks, “How old were you when you got married?,” only Melissa answers, and she answers truthfully, for a change, saying: “I was 24 when I met him, and I got married at 25. We got married within a year.” However, in her book she states she met Joe in 2000 when she was 21 and he was 26, a story they conjured up to erase four years from her past and to hide the fact that Joe was almost 30 years old, partying with college-aged kids, when he met her in Cancun during the filming of MTV’s “The Real Cancun” in March of 2003.

Also in the interview, Melissa declares that RHONJ has “always been where Teresa’s the crazy one, so they’re trying to bring out a little bit of a softer side, but it’s not really working.” She asserts that next season producers “need to switch it up a little bit,” and says they are going to bring in new people, but she doesn’t think “they’d actually take anyone out” because “they don’t want to mess with us.” She explains that the new people would have to be family, “like somebody else’s sister-in-law,” because that’s “why people are so into the show.”

As far as new cast goes, Melissa reveals that she’s “suggested a couple people, but then they’ll try them out and be like, ‘Ehhh’.” She expresses that she wants producers to “bring in more younger people because I’m one of the youngest of the Housewives of all the franchises.” She conveys that she and Joe are angling for a spinoff: “That’s what I want to do. I don’t want to do the drama in the family. I want to be like, the Melissa and Joe fun spin-off family!” Joe chimes in with: “We’ll give ‘em drama! We have drama!”

On the secrets to a successful marriage, Joe divulges that “98 percent of the time, I’m a man” and tells wives to “respect your husband, and he’ll respect you.” He suggests wives make their husbands dinner and have sex at the end of the night since it only “takes 10 minutes.” Melissa boasts: “I sing, I’m on this reality show, and I do all of this – I make him the king in my house and in return I’m the queen.”

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The following is the interview published in Glamour magazine on September 9, 2013.

Glamour: How do you feel about this season, so far?

Melissa: I feel like they need to switch it up a little bit because it’s always been the same. It’s always been where Teresa’s the crazy one, so they’re trying to bring out a little bit of a softer side, but it’s not really working. It is what it is. I mean, it’s successful. It’s got 3 million viewers, so we’re doing something right. I think it’s because it’s about family.

Glamour: It’s stressful watching sometimes!

Joe: Imagine being us!

Melissa: I know. I think that’s why people are so into it—because it’s about family and believe it or not, this [sisters-in-law having drama] happens everywhere. No one’s crazy enough to put it on national TV, but it happens everywhere.

Glamour: Would you want some fresh blood to come in?

Melissa: I think they’re going to do it next season. They need to switch it up a little bit. I don’t know if they’d actually take anyone out. They don’t want to mess with us because sometimes when you switch things up it can change it around and people don’t end up liking it, but I have a feeling—and I’ve heard through the grapevine—that next season is going to bring some people in. We thought this season we were going to bring people in. But they have to be part of the family in some way, or it won’t really make sense. It needs to be like somebody else’s sister-in-law, you know?

Glamour: Can you suggest people?

Melissa: You can. I’ve suggested a couple people, but then they’ll try them out and be like, “Ehhh…” They have to have some kind of tie-in or it seems random with our crew. I want them to bring in more younger people because I’m one of the youngest of the Housewives of all the franchises. They’re talking about possibly doing a spin-off here or there, but we’ll see what happens. That’s what I want to do. I don’t want to do the drama in the family. I want to be like, the Melissa and Joe fun spin-off family!

Joe: We’ll give ‘em drama! We have drama!

Glamour: So, let’s talk about your book. What made you decide to do it?

Melissa: Everywhere I went, everybody wanted to talk about my marriage and how we keep it young and fresh. And that’s what everybody always came to me with on Facebook and Twitter. I started to see that, and I started to notice that’s what people wanted from me. I was getting a lot about fitness, I was getting a lot about makeup and style, and then I was getting a lot about my marriage, so I figured I’d put it all down and tell people. There’s some sex in there too—just how we keep it fresh and sexy. Not that dirty. Now, Joe has his “joe-ments” in there…

Joe: I mean, we gotta be real here!

Glamour: Is that the sequel, Joe’s “joe-ments?”

Melissa: He wants he wants to call it: Just 10 minutes. That’s his sequel.

Joe: Ten minutes! Like last night, was it seven minutes?

Melissa: If you read this book, you’ll think about what men want, how I do it, and how you can be a working woman, but still be a great wife and a great mom. It’s about how I come into my own, and I’m very independent—I sing, I’m on this reality show, and I do all of this—but I make him the king in my house and in return I’m the queen. So far the preorders are doing awesome, so I hope it’s going do really good. I’m excited about it!

Joe: The key is respect. And when you get married, remember this: Respect your husband, and he’ll respect you. If you work all day and come home and try to make him dinner or you guys have sex at the end of the night…it takes 10 minutes, but he’ll feel like “Wow, she’s thinking of me. She respects me. She cares how I feel.” And he’ll do the same for you. That’s what keeps us real. We’ve been together for what, 10 years? And she’s smoking hot, and it’s like I just met her yesterday.

Melissa: We still flirt. Actually, we were out to dinner last night with a friend and he said, “You guys act like you just met. You guys act like you’re on a first date.” There’s little things that I do here and there to flirt or keep up with it, and that’s what I put in the book.

Glamour: What are some of your favorite tips?

Melissa: The best one? You know what, I think the whole section on grooming and keeping at yourself—there’s a whole section on how women don’t poop, which I think is so funny. I still act like I date him. You know the things that you would hide when you first start dating someone? You should be comfortable, but there’s still a little bit of a mystery.

Joe: I like mystery.

Melissa: So, yeah. I think all of that about how you have to keep it spicy and keep it secretive, a little bit.

Joe: And your cooking thing. You always talk about that.

Melissa: Which one?

Joe: Prepare food for your husband.

Melissa: Yeah, I always say that too. Even if you’re a working woman. It doesn’t have to just be your husband, it can be for your boyfriend or whoever. But if you work all day and then go home—even if you just order him Chinese or something like that—but put it on a plate, get him a glass with ice. You don’t even have to cook it, but you just show that you care and make the effort a little bit. I say a lot in the book that you have to lose your ego when you walk into the house. When you’re at work you can have an ego, but when you’re with your husband, don’t have an ego—and vice versa.

Glamour: Joe, I want to hear some of your advice. I know she said you’re in there a little bit, with your Joe moments.

Joe: Respect one another. Keep it fresh. It’s not always that the woman has to do this and that for the man—the man has to do the same thing! I look at my wife every day and tell her how gorgeous she is, how beautiful, everything. I make her feel like a woman. Don’t get me wrong: We do have our arguments because we’re normal. But 98 percent of the time, I’m a man, and a man treats his woman like a queen. In return, I want the same thing. So that’s respect for one another. That’s why we have such a wonderful relationship. It’s old-school values but in a modern way. I’m not, “Oh, babe sit here” and she has to cook and clean…Nah! It’s traditional in the fact that we like to keep our family together but still, we’re young, we go out. I got married young.

Glamour: How old were you when you got married?

Melissa: I was 24 when I met him, and I got married at 25. We got married within a year. We just knew. Instantly.

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  1. Anoneemouse
    September 10, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    One other thing I noticed in this episode: At one point Meho tells Slojo (about the cheating rumors) that no evidence has come out YET.

    Did anyone else notice that?

    • LVgrl
      September 10, 2013 at 11:31 AM

      Oh I noticed that2! & thought, we’ll have plenty of proof when Aarater & BBowen’s stories come out! Last i read on twitter BBowen lelgaly demanding a paternity test 4 baby Joey & Aarater has told his story, we’re just waiting 4 it 2 go 2 print. so her self absorbed/ liar face days r numbered. Let’s hope! (kinda like a cockroach that wont go away that Mehore is!)

      • Sunshine1335
        September 10, 2013 at 11:48 AM

        I don’t recall Bryan ever stating he wants a paternity test, i follow him so never have he tweeted it

        • LVgrl
          September 10, 2013 at 12:29 PM

          It was up 4one day (I think) 2 wks ago, Some1 then asked him 2 confirm it, & all tweets were removed. It was clear legal was invlvd. So Im still waiting/watchin 4 A truth 2 come out. Somebody tell the truth!

          • Anoneemouse
            September 10, 2013 at 12:54 PM

            I’ll tell you what. If the truth (through Bryan and that Arater guy) does not come out, I am going to start believing that this was all part of a massive set up by either Bravo or the Gorgas to get the attention on them. You know what they say – any news is good news when it’s reported and putting them in the spotlight.

            • September 10, 2013 at 10:15 PM

              I already thought that they are all working together to get the attention while trying to take Teresa down. I also think they had something to do with given information about her legal issues that will come out for sure if anyone of them made a statement or gave information. I almost hope they did so we can truly get to the facts even though it would hurt Teresa.. Wacko Jacko mark my word she had something to do with the setup of Mellissa and the legal issues with Teresa.. You can’t get me to believe anything different..

              • Anoneemouse
                September 11, 2013 at 8:03 AM

                I actually will take that thought one step further – I believe MELISSA set herself up for that whole “stripper-gate” thing with the help of Jacass. It’s actually given her a story line for this season too!

                • September 11, 2013 at 9:59 AM

                  I also said that anonee

        • September 10, 2013 at 1:28 PM

          I agree with sunshine he never stated this on his TL or otherswise. I follow him as well.

          • September 10, 2013 at 1:58 PM

            Thanks for confirming this Cheryl. LVgrl, this is how false information becomes misconstrued as fact, so lets shutdown this misinformation now. Bryan did not tweet anything about “demanding a paternity test.”

        • September 10, 2013 at 1:52 PM

          I agree Sunshine, that doesn’t sound accurate. Perhaps, LVgrl, you read a tweet from someone on Bryan’s timeline and confused it with him, or a tweet on someone elses timeline who is making up stories. This sounds like an absurd rumor, started by someone with malicious intent. Lets put an end to the rumor.

          • yup
            September 10, 2013 at 2:17 PM

            Brian does not seem like the kind of guy who would make that info public. If he was really seeking a paternity test, I believe he would do so quietly, not tell strangers about it on Twitter. I agree, Fame–sounds like a rumor that came from people speculating in the comments of blogs.

          • Confused
            September 10, 2013 at 4:38 PM

            I agree — there’s enough juicy gossip out there so need to involve children. They are all very precious and shouldn’t bear the brunt of this mess for their parents.

          • September 10, 2013 at 6:29 PM

            Someone on here mentioned it the next day I believe. Please don’t take this as gospel as my memory isn’t what it used to be, but if I am remembering correctly, it was not a Tweet FROM Bryan, it was a Tweet ABOUT Bryan. This person Tweeted him asking for confirmation and Bryan, who had always answered their Tweets before, did not respond.

            • September 10, 2013 at 7:53 PM

              Now this makes sense. Thanks Bree!

              • September 11, 2013 at 7:23 AM

                I don’t recall who posted that…I think a new-ish contributor? Please jump in and correct me if I’m wrong, whoever it was 😀

        • Monique
          September 11, 2013 at 1:09 AM

          He did have it up on his Twitter but he later deleted it.

          • Monique
            September 11, 2013 at 1:12 AM

            Nvm. I was wrong. Someone on here mentioned it and later said that comment was taken down. I do remember someone saying that Bryan did not respond to the tweet.

      • tam
        September 10, 2013 at 1:37 PM

        As much as i want this to be true because i can’t stand Melissa. I think that baby Joey sort of looks like Teresa’s mom. He is a little different from the others but he favors Teresa’s mom. But you never know

        • yup
          September 10, 2013 at 2:20 PM

          It’s almost impossible to judge paternity on a child’s looks. I think Gia and Milania look identical, as do Gabriella and Audrianna–but if they weren’t famous and I saw them on the street, I wouldn’t think all 4 were sisters. But that just goes to show the weird way that genes work–2 of Tre’s kids took after one side of the family and 2 took after the other side.

          • September 10, 2013 at 3:07 PM

            Agree yup, I have two boy’s and you would never believe that they are full blood brothers. ne

            • Jeannie5233
              September 10, 2013 at 7:55 PM

              Thank you, yup and Gloria – I feel like a broken record when it comes to this issue but it needs to be recognized and understood physical looks are not a criteria for judging parentage. Genetics and DNA are complicated. Whenever this topic is raised, I think of the twins born in England a few years ago – one black and one white. Under the circumstances, it is considered a million to one shot it could happen, but it did.

              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123050/Look-The-black-white-twins-turn-seven.html

              • Silvana
                September 11, 2013 at 12:06 AM

                I have 3 boys and none of them look the same even though they all have the same 2 parents. If I hear one more time ” your boys look nothing alike” i’m gonna get a complex:-)

          • September 12, 2013 at 7:55 PM

            mhm its true…me and my brother both have dark brown hair and tan skin and our sister has red hair and pale skin

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:07 AM

        I don’t think some random guy can demand a paternity test unless he doesn’t think he is the father and is paying child support.

    • Jack Hole
      September 10, 2013 at 1:36 PM

      I had to re-look at that and I think Messy was referring to no evidence about Teresa’s involvement…I though “my Bravo sure did put a glaring mistake out to the world!”

    • Patricia
      September 10, 2013 at 2:50 PM

      yes and Joe stating that there are facts out there lol…

      • September 11, 2013 at 10:16 AM

        sunds like jogo told on himself,but we all know he has secrets,and we do believe melwhor put all that out on herself
        we have strep here since sun,no fun .
        praying for the ones that are overcome with grief today and only GOD can bring closure for you ,I know this only to well.
        we hav a school meet today for our baby girl ”cat” told them we are sick but nobody cares.
        love all you beautiful fame bly

    • September 10, 2013 at 3:55 PM

      O.K. I learned that Joe is a man 98% of the time and Melissa doesn’t poop in front of him. This is the basis for a freaking book. About these two morons. WTF is Glamour interviewing them for anyway? Are you kidding me? And lastly, we now have solid proof that the whore is a pathological liar and a very disturbed woman.

  2. Confused
    September 10, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    Oh Lord, I certainly hope that the young women that is her demographic can see past her BS. For the record, many worked hard (and are still working hard) to bring equality not only in the workforce, but also in the bedroom. I certainly hope that he pleases her at some point in time, otherwise their marriage is in a heap of trouble.

    • tam
      September 10, 2013 at 1:43 PM

      That marriage will be over as soon as the so called stardom is over. Right now she needs Joe because his sister is the star. After that ends and it will she’ll try for something else like a spinoff show “Love Italian Style” that won’t work either. Nobody cares to hear how she’s a whore in the bedroom. Most married women already have that downpacked, but the difference between them and Melissa is that they prefer to keep it in their own bedroom with their own husband…wish someone would have told MeHo that

      • JUST ME P
        September 12, 2013 at 12:55 PM

        TAM…..THANK YOU FOR SAYING MOST WOMAN KEEP IT IN THEIR OWN BEDROOM
        IN ALL MY 66 YEARS NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE EVER TALKED ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR BEDROOM…..I WOULD HOPE THEIR SEX LIFE IS GOOD…..AND I AM SURE THEIR WOULD HOPE MINE IS AS WELL….BUT TALK ABOUT IT….NO…
        PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT IT SO MUCH I THINK ARE FAKING IT…..ALL TALK AND NO ACTION…lol

    • September 10, 2013 at 1:47 PM

      I am in her demographic and wow!!!!I have thought she was fake since day one.

    • yup
      September 10, 2013 at 2:23 PM

      clearly he doesn’t please her in the bedroom and that’s why she has the “it’s only 10 minutes” attitude. It would also explain why she cheated with 2 of her exes. The sex was good with them, but they didn’t have enough money to make Melissa happy. She found a guy with money and wasn’t into him sexually, but what the hell–it’s only 10 minutes! So she married him and gets her jollies on the side.

      • EARetired
        September 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM

        Beyond which these two men look a lot alike. Her preferred type if you will. There could be a resemblance,or he could just take after her side. Would be nice to see a photo of her dad or a sisters son (to compare).

      • EARetired
        September 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

        It was JOE who saod that! Says a lot about him.

        • jennacheryl
          September 10, 2013 at 7:58 PM

          I Don’t like her character but I really hope she didn’t cheat. I have a friend who did that and she is miserable her hubby dumped her her kids don’t respect her she doesn’t respect herself. So with that being said I don’t think it’s cool to speculate on her children’s patronage. They are young and don’t deserve rumors like that. Seriously look how those speculations have affected Khloe Kardashian. Yes I just made a Kardashian reference…please help me lol

          • Jeannie5233
            September 10, 2013 at 9:12 PM

            LOL! But, seriously, look how Khloe is an adult and the speculation and rumor follows her through no fault of hers – and continues to hurt her.

            People say that they are not hurting the child – just questioning the parents’ behavior. However, it is bad enough the kids will have to live with their parents’ actions that have been documented for posterity with the filming of RHONJ and through social media. I don’t think it is right for little Joey to have the spectre of “who his father is” following him around for the rest of his life.

            • jennacheryl
              September 10, 2013 at 9:24 PM

              Exactly Jeannie! That’s what I did a poor job if trying to say lol

              • September 11, 2013 at 10:52 AM

                @jennacheryl, I think you gave an excellent example. You’re very smart in that you can learn from someone else’s mistakes. (Such as your friend who cheated) I’ve always been told that if the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence it’s because you aren’t tending yours enough.

          • September 11, 2013 at 9:25 AM

            My older sister had an affair on her first husband during the time her second child was conceived. I remember the man she had the affair with was brunette and his mother had red hair. Well, rumors swirled when my neice was born with red hair. Her affair eventually led to divorce and she received custody of her two kids, at that time they were 1 yo and 2 yo. My older sister started drinking a lot and partying to the point of not returning home for days on end. Well, her first husband demanded their kids back and she let him have custody. I remember his sister calling me (my older sister’s ex-SIL!) and telling me that they’ll take the older child and we could keep the younger child, since she didn’t belong to them! I remember soon after that my ex-BIL called me and told me not to listen to his sister that he wants both of HIS children he didn’t care if he was the biological father or not. Typing that just now brought tears to my eyes because there are some men who’s heart out ways their ego. At one time the curiosity of my neice’s DNA was strong but once my BIL was the custodial parent I could care less. Even the man who my sister had the affair with stopped causing trouble when he seen that his, maybe, daughter was happy and taken care of. My neice is now 22 y.o. and found out about her mother’s affair. At first, it was hard on her, I think it was because she loved her daddy and was afraid if she found out who her real father was her ‘daddy’ wouldn’t want her anymore. Now, my neice could care less, (so she says) because she has a daddy who loved her more than anything. Sorry for the long story, but I’m reminded by my of own life experience when a child’s DNA is questioned due to mommy’s cheating. I think it depends on the both the father’s. Right now lil’ Joey is taken care of. If it appeared that he was treated badly because of his mothers, supposed affair, I could understand if TSIL’s supposed fling wanted to find out if he was the father. I do question TSIL and TB’s parenting style because they are both selfish but their kids are feed and clothed well. That’s just me though.

            • September 11, 2013 at 10:38 AM

              Ceesee,
              Thanks for sharing this. I needed to hear that sometimes a man’s heart is bigger than his ego. My father told me some secrets when I was 18. I know some family members treat you differently and maybe that is why my heart reaches out to people who feel out of place. I thought it was the reason my mother could not love me. My eldest sister knows who her biological father is. She felt like the black sheep in the family. She is like a mother to me. She makes sure I know that I am loved.

              • September 11, 2013 at 12:02 PM

                My older sister is nothing like my younger DNP sister! I see my older sister as being so scared of not having a man to love her that she had “backup” men, just in case. I see that as her insecurity in life. At that time in her life she was in her early 20’s and felt ‘trapped’. I know she regrets the way she behaved then. She’s blessed to have had a man who was intelligent enough to harbor no deep resentment toward her actions. He moved on and felt blessed that he was present at the birth of his kids. I do know that when he was awarded custody he told his family to never bring up my younger niece’s questionable paternity. His older sister and parents obeyed and treated my neice no different then they treated my older nephew.

                I have a BFF who’s older brother is 11 mos. older. Her mother cheated on her husband and got pregnant with her. I guess her brother’s father told her mom in order for them to stay together she would have to give my BFF up for adoption. Her mother “gave” her to a relative to raise! I guess after so many months she was told her mother left her husband and took her back. She said she was treated different by her mother during her childhood. Then she was told the truth about her conception and it all made sense. Her mother harbored a deep resentment toward her as she seen her as the reason why she was then a single mother of two! Some people aren’t made with a giving heart. They don’t have the sense of empathy or compassion. Sometimes I hurt more than others and wish I didn’t feel, for just a milisecond! Then I realise that I’m blessed to be able to love, to hurt, to cry, to forgive, to feel happiness and sadness, There are people out there who purposely hurt other’s in order to FEEL happiness from other’s pain! Kind of like TSIL.

                • September 11, 2013 at 1:31 PM

                  That is how my friend treats her eldest child. My friend had her when she was 16 so she feels that she gave up her youth.

            • September 11, 2013 at 10:58 AM

              @ceeeseee, what a wonderful man your sister let slip away. Making a baby doesn’t make a Daddy. Daddy’s are men like your X-BIL.

            • September 11, 2013 at 12:19 PM

              I meant, “out weights their ego”.

            • September 11, 2013 at 1:29 PM

              I get it. My friend’s oldest daughter is 15 (almost 16) and her bio dad was sent away. The man my friend married is her daddy, he loves her, he takes care of her even now. The bio dad was released this past summer so the daughter went to visit him and as we spoke she confided in me her reservations and fears. I simply told her that she was lucky to have two daddy’s that loved her no matter what. I don’t know bio dad but I do not think a lot of him, as he chose to protect a friend over protecting his child and baby mama. The ex-husband is such a man for stepping up and loving both girls totally,completely, unconditionally. These men (your bil and my friend’s ex {who is also my friend})are remarkable and they are real men. Thank you for sharing your story.

              • September 11, 2013 at 3:11 PM

                Thank-you, Kay, Dizzi and Jenna for commenting on my post! What is ironic about my ex-BIL (pertaining to Tre and TB) is that he was convicted of defrauding the government in 2006! He cheated on his new wife and she retaliated by turning him in for filing false claims with the government while he was a deuputy sheriff of a small Montana county! The community didn’t turn on him, though, because he was such a good dad to his kids. Which, he was an excellent father, minus the cheating and stealing. The thought of him going to prison was heartbreaking to his kids. My ex-BIL ended up getting a 3 year probation sentence. I’m pretty sure he had to pay back what was taken. I’m thinking it was $30,000. So, it does bother me when you read people commenting about how the Giudice’s deserve to go to prison and how being parents won’t help them out. I think in my BIL’s defense was him being a good father. So, you never know!

            • JUST ME P
              September 12, 2013 at 1:07 PM

              A FATHER OR DADDY IS MORE WHO WAS THERE AND HELPED RAISE THE CHILD
              WHO SAT UP WHEN THEY WERE SICK, WHO HELPED WITH HOMEWORK, WHO SUPPORTED AND NURTURED AND LOVED THEM……NOT THE PERSON WHO WAS MEARLY THE SPERM DONOR

    • GPM
      September 10, 2013 at 3:09 PM

      I hope so, too, Confused!

      It’s something I’ve worried about, that young girls who aspire to be teachers will think that they can have group sex in Cancun — memorialized on film, no less — and work for huge tips in “dance bars” where the attire is a thong and that, if it should ever come up in the future, they will just deny it ever happened and go on to become respected members of their community. Rightly or wrongly, society is not that forgiving.

      And as TSIL found out with her previous boyfriends — who knew they could never take her home to mama — it’s SUPER hard to find someone as dumb and desperate as Joe Gorga! And if you do you have to “jump all over that” whether you’re sexually attracted to him or not.

      • FATEL
        September 11, 2013 at 12:49 AM

        @GPM believe it or not there are numerous stupid men who base love on looks. lil Joe was a toad and for him Meho was a big catch. I dont buy for one minute that he’s oblivious to her shady past. Remember how he yelled at the last reunion when Juicy asked him where he met melissa.

        • Miami53
          September 11, 2013 at 11:20 AM

          ….and didn’t he say, in so many words, leave my F***ing wife out of it. Who says that about their spouse….

  3. military wife and proud of it
    September 10, 2013 at 10:58 AM

    a spin off with these two? boy they really think they are something,first none of teresa fans would watch that show, they are so boring,if i had a cat,i’d rather hear it cry,then to melissa sing. she sounds like a cat in heat.joey will sit there and cry, then get mad, punch holes in wall. now if it was teresa and juicy spin off, that would be great, they both have nice personality are fun to watch with melissa, joe, kathy richie and caroline.then bring in more of teresa’s friends, we want the old teresa back.

    • Honnie Badger
      September 10, 2013 at 11:03 AM

      Personally, at this point, I would rather try watching a cast of entirely new women from a different part of my state, maybe even in my county! 🙂

      • JUST ME P
        September 12, 2013 at 1:12 PM

        I WANT THE HOUSEWIVES OF ARIZONA……lol

    • tam
      September 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM

      lol

    • September 10, 2013 at 6:36 PM

      I say it’s a great idea! Give them their own show. Win/Win/Win… Since they have 500 trillion fans 😀 Bravo wins, their fans win, and we win since they will be off of “our” show.

      • Anonymous
        September 10, 2013 at 8:58 PM

        I agree!

    • EARetired
      September 10, 2013 at 7:23 PM

      My siamese in heat sounded better.

  4. Kelley
    September 10, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    I’m glad that Messy and Roidzilla consider ordering Chinese takeout and putting on a plate ‘preparing dinner’ or as Roid puts it, ‘that cooking thing you’re always talking about’. How these two idiots keep a straight face while spewing stuff like this, I’ll never know.

    • FATEL
      September 11, 2013 at 12:56 AM

      @ Kelly, I love the name roidzilla!!!

  5. military wife and proud of it
    September 10, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    part of my sentence didn’t come out supposed to say get rid of melissa,joey, kathy,richie and caroline

  6. Honnie Badger
    September 10, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    Help — I now need a supersized barf bag!

    • September 10, 2013 at 2:02 PM

      LMAO

  7. LVgrl
    September 10, 2013 at 11:23 AM

    comon’ this book publisher cant release that mess of lies!? They gotta b reading the blogs. Time will tell, I dont think they’ll put it out, theyve got reputations 2 protect. If the first couple paragraphs r lies can u imagine the rest of the read? LOL. Also, sounds like they both were chasing the reality tv thing back in Cancun w/real world2. Disgusting famewhores.

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 10, 2013 at 12:20 PM

      I’m sure the real reason they were in Cancun was The Midget was trolling for as many teenage girls as he could he could get and The Whore was trying to fill her nose with coke and every other orifice with men

      • FATEL
        September 11, 2013 at 12:57 AM

        Yes, and lets not forget he’s about four feet tall so he was probably able to play it off as if he was younger. Wow, what a creep.

    • Confused
      September 10, 2013 at 1:16 PM

      The book will now be placed in Fiction………

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        September 10, 2013 at 3:40 PM

        or Horror

        • rhofw
          September 10, 2013 at 3:55 PM

          or the bargain bin…

          • September 10, 2013 at 6:43 PM

            Or all 3!

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 8:00 PM

              The journey of Meho’s literary “career” in a nutshell…

              • September 12, 2013 at 8:31 AM

                I bet the book has been either rewritten or punched up, to make it more readable. Didn’t they just scrub the Internet of that awful live performance? I am baffled as to why they are protecting these losers.

          • toxicprince
            September 10, 2013 at 6:47 PM

            or at the bottom of a bird cage.

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 8:07 PM

              It’s so full of sh*t anyway the birds wouldn’t think it was clean, LOVE your avatar btw 🙂

          • thank you jeeebus
            September 10, 2013 at 6:57 PM

            and finally, the trash can; where it belongs.

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 8:03 PM

              They certainly couldn’t burn it – sh*t don’t burn 🙂

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:00 PM

      The book publisher would publish a steaming pile of dog shit if they thought it would make money. They have no honor.

  8. September 10, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    She is not the youngest! Lisa Hochstein is younger…lies lies lies

    • Anonymous
      September 10, 2013 at 4:11 PM

      So is Lydia McLaughlin.

    • thank you jeeebus
      September 10, 2013 at 6:58 PM

      I love Lisa. I hope she stays cool.

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:09 AM

        She looks like an alien with the plastic surgery. She frightens me in the same way clowns do. This Lisa Hochstein. And her husband looks like he has created his own face as well.

  9. Little Bear
    September 10, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    best comment on melissas bravo blog… it shows a true example of what wyatt the horse therapist was talking about.. trying to mask being manipulative with being nice!

    bittersweet4

    “I gave extra love to those who needed the positive attention and appreciation.” You, giving positive attention & appreciation and extra love to those who needed it? You are so delusional. I bet Wyatt Webb was just plain wetting himself over that remark.

  10. OldNJLady
    September 10, 2013 at 11:40 AM

    I loved her comment about hiding things. I guess she has always been great at hiding things for Joey

  11. adioslunatic
    September 10, 2013 at 11:47 AM

    Okay…Glamour just went in the chitter. I use to buy it periodically, and now? Never again.

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:01 PM

      Never touching again as long as I live.

  12. Jersey
    September 10, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    A spin off of these two? This family is not the Kardashians. The only family that can do a spin off is the Guidices and unfortunately that won’t happen because of the court case.

  13. Rachel
    September 10, 2013 at 12:00 PM

    Have you guys ever noticed that no one wants tweedle dum without tweedle dee? It’s not “her” thing they both have to be there. GROSS! Also, I’m sorry but treating your husband like a “king” doesn’t mean that you have to cook him dinner and have sex with him EVERY night. Are these people serious? They act like teenagers. The fact that their sex lasts 10 mins I mean is that it? Where is the passion? Notice that they never call it making love, I’ve been married for a bit over a year and we call it making love, we are no longer teenagers or in college we don’t have sex. We are married people sharing our love with one another. idk maybe it’s just us.

    Is TSIL really THAT delirious to say that people like the show because of the family thing? UMMM, NO! RHONJ was HUGE before she was even thought of so she needs to shut up! These people have never grown up and maybe that is why Tre doesnt like them, she loves them but she might not like them. Hell, I know I wouldn’t. She def is NOT the youngest wife of the franchise, is she serious?! Umm, Lisa Hochstein? Joanna Krupa? Lydia from OC? Gretchen? Porscha? Jo ( ex housewife from OC) TSIL is def not amongst the youngest so I’m gonna need her to shut up.

    Also, Tre does have a softer side, she;s amazing with her girls unlike her SIL who seems annoyed by her children and husband.

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 10, 2013 at 12:11 PM

      Not to be gross – but what about the discussion the guys had in AZ when The Midget recounted a time he was “doing” The Slut and she was busy texting. Yeah – that’s real hot and sexy. The Genital Wart Dispenser is so used to being used as a slop bucket that she actually *texts* during?!?! And the Midget doesn’t give a shit as long as he is getting off. The two of them are some of the most vile and disgusting pigs imaginable. They give marriage a bad name.

      • Rachel
        September 10, 2013 at 12:53 PM

        No way! I missed that. That is disgusting. She’s so disgusted and turned off by him its obvious.

      • September 10, 2013 at 1:22 PM

        sex while texting is under the role playing chapter of her marriage book lol

        • September 10, 2013 at 1:58 PM

          That conversation happened when the guys minus Juicy were making plans for the trip.

      • yup
        September 10, 2013 at 2:28 PM

        She was probably sexting Bryan or Anthony to get herself in the mood. Joey says “I need to get the poison out” and Melissa’s like, “fiiiiiiine but you’d better be done in 10 minutes and I’m going to buy 2 new pairs of shoes tomorrow.” What a sexy marriage!!

        • September 10, 2013 at 3:29 PM

          LMAO

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:03 PM

        I just spit my shake all over my face. The genital wart dispenser. I gotta add up all your names for her one day.

      • Dianna
        September 10, 2013 at 5:40 PM

        You know if he only takes ten minutes, she could have waited to finish her text convo. How in considerate!!

        • September 10, 2013 at 7:08 PM

          He is King Pompous. lol via texts is on page 213 under seduction and foreplay. Who was she seducing via text? lol

    • Grand-Beth
      September 10, 2013 at 1:31 PM

      I was just fixing to post those same thoughts. that was like listening to 2 teenagers. these 2 are in la la land with Mother goose. never said a word about their 3 kids

      • Grand-Beth
        September 10, 2013 at 1:34 PM

        sorry, meant to post this comment under Rachel`s first post

        • Grand-Beth
          September 10, 2013 at 8:24 PM

          Thanks, Fame

      • thank you jeeebus
        September 10, 2013 at 7:05 PM

        I’m curious if she discusses the kids in relation to keeping things whatever in her “book”.
        She does seem to not be a natural mommy. They were just security.

    • September 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM

      I am not trying to be rude or crass and to my fellow posters who have been married or with their spouce/significant other longer than 10 years please correct me but do they realize that there is more to marriage than sex and food and sexy food? Part of the romanticism of marriage is that even on your worse days their is at least one person who wants to keep the relationship going and you, at the end of the day give it your all. Now when both people stop trying then there is a problem. It seems when Joey does not get some is when he explodes.

      • September 10, 2013 at 2:21 PM

        Yes jenna You are absolutely correct with your statement about more to a marriage than food and sex. Yes, both are important but these two seem to think a good marriage is solely based on what goes on in the bedroom. They both have a lot to learn about what makes a marriage last. My guess, they will be in divorce court before it’s all said and done. Joe’s constant talk about sex and his penis makes me want to barf. They both need to grow up.

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        September 10, 2013 at 3:03 PM

        One of the sweet things about a *real* marriage is when intellectually you realize your spouse is quite a bit heavier and wrinkled than they were decades ago, but emotionally those traits are invisible because all you see is the sweetness and kindness. You might not have the “energy” you had in your youth but the excitement and butterflies are still there. Having *real* emotional intimacy is something The Queen of Knee Pads and King of Poison will never experience…

        • September 10, 2013 at 3:10 PM

          Saddle, What a beautiful post It almost sounds like it could be a poem

        • September 10, 2013 at 4:15 PM

          Absolutely correct. That was lovely. I have been married to my husband for 24 years and I luv him more now than when I met him, even with the wrinkles, chrome dome (oops) and a little heavy around the middle.

        • September 10, 2013 at 6:50 PM

          Soooooo true Saddle…

          • cass
            September 10, 2013 at 7:23 PM

            47 yrs here and still feeling the butterflies!

            • jennacheryl
              September 10, 2013 at 9:21 PM

              Awesome Cass! Hats off to you! I still recall my grandparents 50th….it was also the first time I was allowed to wear blush lol

            • September 10, 2013 at 10:21 PM

              that is so awesome @cass

        • JUST ME P
          September 12, 2013 at 1:28 PM

          LOVE YOUR POST…..

          • September 13, 2013 at 12:20 AM

            Thank you JMP
            I appreciate all of you sharing your stories. I have only been married for 4 years in Oct. but with my husband for 10 years. We have a long way to go yet but I know we will always be focused on our relationship. We are fortunate both of our parents have been married and have set examples for us.

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:09 PM

        Let’s talk about the bigger picture here. She lied about her four years of her life in an autobiography, and only here on Fame Whogas does anybody care! Since when is it o.k. to lie about who you are. And if you feel you have to because you don’t want the world to know that you are a walking petri dish, and a big phony then why write a book? Who keeps telling this broad that she can get away with this shit!

        • September 10, 2013 at 4:22 PM

          They can and do get away with it. They believe everything that comes out of their mouths, but it is all a lie. Nothing sticks to them. People scrub the net for them, Mel’s evilness along with her witch sisters, and delusional statements of innocence.

          • cass
            September 10, 2013 at 7:25 PM

            When the book comes out flood the review page with how it is fiction. That outta cook her goose! Publishers don’t like their books to be reviewed in a negative way. The proof is in her Glamour interview that she lied in the book.

        • Jack Hole
          September 10, 2013 at 8:44 PM

          And ironically (my favorite way to describe them all) they(esp. Joe) are on this WAR PATH towards Teresa for not being “real” <<<<<<THAT is the crux of the issue with her putting false info out!

      • September 10, 2013 at 6:45 PM

        Now, now… don’t forget the fruit baskets. Makes all the difference in the world to achieve a well rounded marriage… along with the food and sex of course.

        Sad they never talk about their kids either.

        Thanks Danielle… for forwarding all those e-mails to the producers. I can only imagine what they said. I wish Andy asked her if she kept a copy.

        • September 11, 2013 at 11:18 AM

          Ya somewhere between vacuuming and doing laundry all day, we must purchase a fruit basket before hubby gets home from work. lol

      • September 10, 2013 at 7:08 PM

        Jenna you are correct. A marriage is when your husband takes care of you after two surgeries, chemo and 36 rounds of radiation. Now we are gearing up for my reconstruction surgery next week. He took vacation and our 17 year old will stop her extra activities to take care of me. Me, I take care of my family, work, pay bills, cook, clean etc. I love him because he is moral, honest and works very hard. We are more in love now.

        • Jeannie5233
          September 10, 2013 at 9:03 PM

          Mehonogo – now THIS is what a beautiful partnership – a real marriage – is about!!! And your 17 year old is a lovely testament to you and your husband. God bless you and your supportive family and may your reconstruction surgery go well. (((Mehonogo)))

        • jennacheryl
          September 10, 2013 at 9:19 PM

          That is absolutely beautiful. Mehonogo you are very courageous and your family is very inspiring.

        • charok
          September 10, 2013 at 9:41 PM

          mehonogo wow your post struck me ( in a good way) and hit close to home. my mom last year did the chemo and 25 rounds of radiation. my stepdad has been there for her as he has been for now 32 years. god bless you and your family, and fast recovery for you over your upcoming surgery

        • September 10, 2013 at 10:02 PM

          Prayers for you and your family! Thanks for sharing your story.

        • September 10, 2013 at 10:25 PM

          Hi Mehonogo You have a special husband Best Wishes to you and your wonderful family

        • September 10, 2013 at 10:43 PM

          You have a REAL marriage, a partnership. Melissa and Joe are fools, with a fools marriage.

          Hugs and prayers that all goes well with your reconstructive surgery. May God bless you and your family.

        • JUST ME P
          September 12, 2013 at 1:44 PM

          MEHONOGO…….YOU HAVE A GOOD MARRIAGE…..THIS IS THE PROMISE WE MAKE WHEN WE MARRY, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE…..IN RICHER OR POORER..
          IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH………….SOME PEOPLE SLEPT THROUGH THAT PART OF THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS…….

          WHEN I WENT THROUGH ILLNESS AND SURGERIES, AND MY HUSBAND DID THINGS FOR ME, CLEANING DRAINS, VOMIT, I KNEW HE TRUELY LOVED ME AND I JUST LOVED HIM MORE. I DON’T SEE MELISSA AND JOE EVER HAVING THIS TYPE OF LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

      • Ligirl
        September 10, 2013 at 8:03 PM

        These two are such morons. This book sounds as horrific as Taylor Armstrongs. Bravo really gives idiots a platform. Imagine if they actually created a show about female attorneys or teachers. Anything but these uneducated buffoons. The Gorgas could not care less about Teresa. It is just like what papa Gorga said, which was Joe only cares about himself.

        • September 11, 2013 at 9:14 AM

          What? Your husband has never beaten and attempted to drown two pitbulls while beating another man unconscious in a pool and walked away without a scratch? You are too modest.

      • jennacheryl
        September 10, 2013 at 8:06 PM

        Ladies that is remarkable and more romantic than these 2 know. Your marriages are something to be proud of congratulations on your acheivements

    • Patricia
      September 10, 2013 at 2:57 PM

      still getting over TSIL comment that they wanted to bring a softer side to the show lol

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        September 10, 2013 at 3:43 PM

        The only way that skank can bring a softer side is if she switches from silicone to saline…

        • Olive
          September 10, 2013 at 4:06 PM

          Hahaha! Ill be laughing for days. Ty. Lol

        • Patricia
          September 10, 2013 at 4:11 PM

          lol

        • thank you jeeebus
          September 10, 2013 at 7:07 PM

          rofl

      • jennacheryl
        September 10, 2013 at 9:27 PM

        That’s because her soft side is the mattress

    • FATEL
      September 11, 2013 at 1:05 AM

      @Rachel, Meho squirms, makes faces and noises of disgust whenever Lil Jo tries to get sexy with her. i see no evidence of their “sexy” marriage. The picture on the top of this story says it all for Melho.

  14. Little Bear
    September 10, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    augh… Heidi and Spencer

    • yup
      September 10, 2013 at 2:30 PM

      at least Heidi and Spencer seem to be attracted to each other. Melissa makes it very obvious that she’s grossed out by Joey and would rather have sex with other people.

  15. September 10, 2013 at 12:30 PM

    I’m just curious why Jogo feels the need to tell everyone he’s a man every 5 minutes? And what does “I’m a man 98% of the time.” Mean? What is he like an otter the other 2%?

    • Rachel
      September 10, 2013 at 12:54 PM

      cause he’s not really a man

    • September 10, 2013 at 2:26 PM

      In that same statement he defines a man as someone who treats his woman like a queen, which must mean that 2 percent of the time he does not treat her like a queen. If she says in orderr to be treated like a queen, she must treat him like a king, she must not treat him like a king 2 percent of the time. He defines respect has he will give her what she wants if she gives him what he wants.

      This all sounds like the gift giving comments. She wanted everyone to see how romantic TB was in finding the perfect gifts for her. I guess that would be finding a gift for her when she leads him to the gift she wants. He said she gets gifts when she gives gifts in the bedroom.

      • yup
        September 10, 2013 at 2:31 PM

        I guess slapping her in the face in front of Jan must have been that 2% when he’s not a man and doesn’t treat her like a King.

        • Olive
          September 10, 2013 at 3:39 PM

          Ugh. Or when he says ” I’m a man, I admit I call my wife a bitc*” and she’s calls you a psychotic idiot and sends you to your room. I need that book. I want to be an abused, submissive Italian wife, with arrested development. Young and fresh = arrested development. She acts like a preteen and she thinks that’s sexy. It’s not. It’s also fake. Anyone who controls children’s bracelet making is not young, bouncy and fun. She’s a fraud.

          • FATEL
            September 11, 2013 at 1:14 AM

            Meho’s kids are adorable but they seem sort of stifle a bit. She doesnt seem like she enjoys motherhood. The bracelet scene where she’s constantly berating Antonia on how to design her bracelet was very telling.

          • September 11, 2013 at 9:53 AM

            Bingo

      • Olive
        September 10, 2013 at 4:03 PM

        What I find most hilarious, and by hilarious, I mean comedic genius about Melissa’s marriage bible is that she came straight out of the gate this season with the confession that she was raised in a dysfunctional home. Everybody knows that we are a product of our environment, and even when we are aware that our parents were wrong, it takes us years as adults…. Years…. To recover from what our parents spent 18 plus years normalizing. This lunatic doesn’t know anything about having a healthy marriage. In her mind – and it’s obvious by her marital advise – her mother could have prevented her father from stepping out. She said as much on the show. She is naive and just plain stupid! Her advice is fake. It’s primitive. It’s fantasy. This is a woman’s world today! And the only people who will purchase this fools book in search of advice are her preteen fans and idiots. Anyone with a few years if life experience knows that Melissa’s advice is not only stupid, it’s a lie.

        • Jack Hole
          September 10, 2013 at 8:47 PM

          Nicely said Olive!

        • September 10, 2013 at 9:14 PM

          I was raised in a household where my dad cheated on my mom with one woman, and my mom thinks he cheated on her with a second woman as well. She took him back after he left, and cheated on her for I do not know how long. We also had some really rough financial times growing up because unlike Joe Gorga my parents were young when they were married. They were teenagers when they were married and had my brother when they were teenagers. So I grew up in a house where we didn’t know if we would always have enough money to buy enough food for everyone. Luckily it always worked out(we had a lot of dollar tree cheap food), but it is still food . My mom doesn’t have a lot of self respect, and stayed with a man who cheated on her because she was afraid that she could not take care of my siblings and I, and because she did not think she get could anyone better than my dad. My siblings and I turned out just fine. We are not nut jobs, sluts, nor are we pathological liars. We are happy, well adjusted, law abiding citizens. So I do not know why she is how she is.

          • September 10, 2013 at 10:34 PM

            Katie, What you said is so true in my books. I had the most wonderful childhood and then I was blessed with a wonderful husband. We have major problems with our oldest son and we know it has nothing to do with the way we raised him. Sometimes things just go wrong no matter how hard you tried to raise your children to be outstanding citizens. I was the one who always thought ” one can be defined by the parenting” boy what a rude awaking I had waiting for me. Some of the most wonderful people I have meet thru out the years had a terrible childhood and visa versa.

            • September 11, 2013 at 4:26 AM

              Exactly Gloria, thank you for the reply. Your upbringing provides a base, but that does not define who you are or will be as a person. Just because her dad cheated on her mom, and just cause her dad died when she was young, is no excuse for her to be acting how she is acting. I had some hard times growing up, but I did not have a terrible childhood. I was not abused, and I knew that even though there were problems my parents did love my siblings and I. Life is what you make of it, and she may have fame, and she may have more money than I will ever have. But, from where I stand or I should say sit, my life is way better. she is not leading a very good and happy life. She needs to give her kids a decent shot in life, and show them how they could have a good life. It is up to the kids in the end how their life turns out, but it is never a bad thing to try and show a good example. The only way to redeem herself as a mother in the future is too explain to her kids the mistakes that she made as a mother, a wife, and as a person.But, only when they are able to understand it.Then and only then can she say she truly lived her life the best that she could.

              • Jeannie5233
                September 11, 2013 at 7:27 AM

                Katie – “Life is what you make it.” Truer words were never spoken!!!!!!

                Everyone, and I mean everyone, has a choice on how to handle what life presents them. Even ignoring or sweeping something under the rug is choosing not to deal with a situation.

        • September 11, 2013 at 9:18 AM

          Listen if Donna Marco had put some Chinese food on a plate and some ice in his glass, he Woulda stayed home! It has nothing to do with the fact that she makes Mama Elsa look like Christy Brinkley? Or that he was a drug addict who eventually wrapped his car around a tree! He would have sat down the crack pipe and the ditched his party gals, if only she would have spread her legs for ten min a day and not pooped in front of him. Okay?

          • my6girls2012
            September 11, 2013 at 10:41 AM

            LOLOL!!!

          • September 11, 2013 at 11:24 AM

            LMAO love it!

          • Trent Nobody
            September 12, 2013 at 8:32 AM

            You know, I usually stand on the sidelines and watch you ladies idolize and demonize characters on a reality show andarely pass judgment. What you just said bessieFU was vile, hateful, and truly disgusting. I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Nobody deserves to be mocked like this, especially somebody who is dead. A lot of great stories of people overcoming tough odds, and you bless us with your filth. Fame, we deserve better than this.

        • September 11, 2013 at 10:33 AM

          this is so trueolive,my deddy was an alcoholic but we lived on farms ,we kids did the work milkin the cows 2times a day but I purposed in my heart when I married at 14 I would not have a home like that I love my parents but that is not what I wanted for our children,

    • tulip
      September 10, 2013 at 3:03 PM

      My guess is he is letting BigGayGreggie and his buddies do shots off his bellybutton in the sleazy clubs the other 2%. Remember that scene where they were all in the gay club and Greg was doing a shot off little Joey Gorga’s bellybutton? JoeGo had a towel strategically draped over his “poison” and I was thinking to myself “I wonder if the towel is to hide Joe’s “excitement”?

      • Silvana
        September 11, 2013 at 12:31 AM

        Hahahaha I was gonna say that the other 2% of the time he’s prob on the down low

      • FATEL
        September 11, 2013 at 1:17 AM

        I remmeber that too it was sort of disturbing. I dont know any respectable housewives who would let their husbands do anything like that.

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:19 AM

        Are you sure it wasn’t some other “button”

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 10, 2013 at 3:05 PM

      The 2% is when he wears the tart’s clothes and tries to meet up with truckers at the Vince Lombardi rest stop

      • September 10, 2013 at 3:36 PM

        LMAO

      • LifeIsGood
        September 10, 2013 at 5:55 PM

        LMAO! Stumpy the Lot Lizard! Sounds like a spin-off to me.

      • My6girls2012
        September 10, 2013 at 6:50 PM

        LOLOL Saddle!!

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:20 AM

        I saw him there once when I had a flat tire. He was dressed as Teresa and offered to inflate my tire with his hair in a can.

        • September 11, 2013 at 11:29 AM

          Ya all trying to make me pee my pants? lol

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:10 PM

      A homosexual.

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:11 PM

        Wait, that didn’t come out right. I meant he thinks he is a woman the other 2% of the time. If you don’t think he is wearing Melissa’s underwear you are deluding yourself. This guy goes both ways.

        • Dianna
          September 10, 2013 at 5:43 PM

          He just wears them after he’s through smelling them

          • My6girls2012
            September 10, 2013 at 6:52 PM

            Well, Melissa did say that Tre bought those Peace panties for him.

    • thank you jeeebus
      September 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM

      LOL!!!
      I was wondering the same thing!!

      My guess, Joesphine. He has worn lady’s clothes on seceral occasions, THAT WE KNOW OF. lol

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:21 AM

        I don’t think we have to guess at that.

  16. Jane, you ignorant slut
    September 10, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    Does Melissa ever stop lying? RHONJ has an average of 2.2 million viewers per week. Last weeks ratings were 1.8 million the lowest in four years. There has been a steady decline in viewers since these two came on the show. They may regain their 2.2 average again, we will see, but this season has never had 3 million viewers. I have grown tired of the fighting and name calling, and no longer watch this show.

    • September 10, 2013 at 6:55 PM

      I stopped too. I watch all the shows, all other franchises, since the second season of OC (caught up with the first season reruns). I never thought I would stop until they did. As much as I think Taylor from BH is an evil biotch I still watch and will continue to watch. RHoNJ… I just can’t handle the fake beast and her lies any longer. Actually I can’t stand any of them… (except the Guidices of course)… can’t even love to hate them like Jill Z and Kelly B. of NY. They ruined RHoNJ.

  17. rhofw
    September 10, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Melissa: We still flirt. Actually, we were out to dinner last night with a friend and he said, “You guys act like you just met. You guys act like you’re on a first date.” There’s little things that I do here and there to flirt or keep up with it, and that’s what I put in the book.

    That is one of the biggest crocks of shit I’ve heard her come out with so far – you are clearly physically repulsed by him and recoil at his touch!

    • my6girls2012
      September 10, 2013 at 1:10 PM

      “More younger”? Also, Joey treats her like a queen so that she will do the same? He wants to be a queen? Maybe that’s the other 2% he was talking about.

      • rhofw
        September 10, 2013 at 1:23 PM

        Maybe that’s why he’s really pissed at T, he wants to be the Queen of RHONJ cause his ho-good wife has already been crowned Princess Parking Lot.

      • September 10, 2013 at 2:30 PM

        We have seen him dress up like Teresa. Maybe he wants to text during sex for a change lol

  18. September 10, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    I hear her talk or read what she has said and I want to puke. Does anyone else have a reaction like that? I wonder….I was always taught that you date/marry a man by the way he treats his mother. MeHo is in for some trouble.

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:13 PM

      I was always told that the measure of a man is the way he treats his mother. Joey is a piece of shit.

      • September 10, 2013 at 5:16 PM

        My sister taught me this also. She did not mean a momma’s boy. She said watch him to see how he behaves towards his mother.

        • September 11, 2013 at 9:22 AM

          exactly.

      • charok
        September 10, 2013 at 11:24 PM

        i have to say my ex and his mom were close. sure they fought but they loved each other sure. however, the difference here is my ex is a momma’s boy from HELL. and his mom is psycho beeeyotch queen surpreme…son was jeckyl and hyde…so yes if dude treats his mom good, thats always good but always doesnt mean he is a keeper.

  19. Miami53
    September 10, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    I can’t believe this interview. In my many, many years on this plant, I’ve never met someone like this who just lies and lies. I feel like I’m in some wonderland and my head just keeps on spinning. This show has to be scripted…who acts and does this without being caught in the web.

    • rhofw
      September 10, 2013 at 1:26 PM

      They’d better hope one of their kids don’t do the same thing as that kid from liar liar “I wish my parents would stop lying just for one day” they’d be screwed!

      • Jack Hole
        September 10, 2013 at 1:58 PM

        Is that a pic of Melissa as your avatar? It is pixeled so I can’t tell?

        • rhofw
          September 10, 2013 at 2:15 PM

          Yea from her prom I think, I took screenshot from a pic I saw cos she was just too hideous.

          • yup
            September 10, 2013 at 2:33 PM

            what are you talking about? She was the most beautiful girl in all of New Jersey AND Florida! Every guy wanted to date her and every girl wanted to be her. With that kind of beauty, I’m shocked she was never offered a modeling contract. Melissa is the fairest of them all!!!!

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 2:51 PM

              Hahahahahaha that really made me laugh! That’s really why we’re all on Fame, we’re jealous of her beauty 🙂

            • thank you jeeebus
              September 10, 2013 at 7:15 PM

              lolololol
              Of course!

            • LifeIsGood
              September 11, 2013 at 3:41 PM

              Remember, her exotic beauty drove the “Boca Bitches” to form a violent gang to take her down!

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            September 10, 2013 at 4:20 PM

            Much as I loathe the person she has appeared to become – I can’t help but see some sadness in the that picture. Grainy or not – I see sadness in the eyes and a forced almost grimace, not a smile. Who knows – maybe at some early point she wasn’t that awful. Something happened along the way to create a self-absorbed witch

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 4:36 PM

              http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/in-the-pipeline-exclusive-part-2-of-ex-marco-fans-startling-revelations/

              This is where I got the screen shot, I also see sadness in her eyes and she is posing with a fair few other girls – I feel the picture is quite telling maybe it was around the time her Parents split?

              • Jane, you ignorant slut
                September 10, 2013 at 10:52 PM

                Every girl in that picture is prettier then Melissa.

                • rhofw
                  September 10, 2013 at 11:09 PM

                  And have better outfits, although the shade of green/blue of her dress is nice everything else – especially the earrings are beyond offensive to my eyes.

          • Jack Hole
            September 10, 2013 at 8:54 PM

            OH. MY. GAWD. Can you post it on here? Or direct me to it on the web??!! This is the most funniest, most hideous…she looks like a puppy!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! She did get cute in her 20s I will say. (She reminds me of some of my Italian friends in Buffalo at the at age) so she grew out of this look for sure but it is more evidence that she was homely ( at best ) so how she describes herself is just, non-factual!!

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 9:25 PM

              I posted a link near the bottom of this thread, it’s from Faux and you wouldn’t believe she was the same person looking at her now

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 9:31 PM

              The link actually just above your comment @Jack Hole

  20. Anonymous
    September 10, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    I wonder if she will get in trouble with the publisher for lying about her age and the timeline when she met Joe in the book…that should be a big issue for the publisher when you are writing a book about your life and lying about something as simple as your age and the year you met your husband, shouldn’t it? That takes away her credibility big time. But I’m guessing all her delusional pre-teen fans won’t care about that.

    • Eriekah
      September 10, 2013 at 2:22 PM

      I read somewhere that the publishing company took down the first chapter due to, to many negative comments about the lies in her book..Not sure how true it is but i for one believe it.

      • Patricia
        September 10, 2013 at 4:14 PM

        how does this book publishing stuff work? TSIL got an advancement… $$$,, and if the book is a flop and doesn’t sell $0000000 ,,, .. Does TSIL have to pay it back or the publishing company just lose out.??

        • Jeannie5233
          September 10, 2013 at 8:36 PM

          The advance is given to cover expenses incurred while writing. While the publishing house will help in setting up a promotion schedule, it is usually the author’s financial responsibility for promotion, tours, press junkets, etc. The advance does not have to be paid back if the book bombs. It only has to be paid back if the author fails to meet deadlines, or breaches the original contract, in certain circumstances.

        • Grand-Beth
          September 10, 2013 at 8:52 PM

          Patricia,

          I think Heather Mc addressed this. something about even if the book doesn`t sale, they keep the money.

          • Patricia
            September 11, 2013 at 12:21 AM

            Thanks @Jeannie , Grand – Beth.. 🙂

      • FATEL
        September 11, 2013 at 1:28 AM

        the chapter from her fiction book is still up on Amazon. What they took out were the comments that people had posted about Melissa . They were all negative. So i guess once the book is release people will be able to comment again. The Comments were what caused the manzoid clown’s book to crash.

        • LifeIsGood
          September 11, 2013 at 3:43 PM

          Some of the tags people posted for Caros book were very funny. I can only imagine the ones MeHo would inspire.

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:24 AM

        It’s still up there. And they are promoting her book on twitter.

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:16 PM

      She has such a hard time with dates, don’t you know. She can’t remember when she graduated from college. She can’t remember if she worked at Lookers for a year or a week.
      She can’t remember how many nose jobs she has had. She can’t remember when her parents split up. She can’t remember when she lived in Boca and with who. How the hell do you expect her to remember when she got married? Sheesh!

      • September 10, 2013 at 7:17 PM

        Maybe that’s why she doesn’t plan birthday parties for her kids? She probably remember’s their birthday’s on that day. By then it’s too late to barter a party with a company!

      • meri4911
        September 10, 2013 at 10:01 PM

        She can’t remember when she visited her father in law in the hospital

      • September 13, 2013 at 12:27 AM

        maybe she smokes to much weed. I have heard that messes with your memory….wait nevermind all the pot heads I know ( no I don’t smoke or do drugs) are all nice and way to high to be so full of it.

  21. nuttyz
    September 10, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    Oops…sorry fame, the previous comment about getting in trouble with the publisher for lying about age was me. I’m not signed in and forgot to enter my info before hitting “post”.

  22. September 10, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    Fame this is off topic but do you know if DS has ever spoken to TG about everything MG was trying to get her to do?

    • September 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM

      Sorry, jennacherly, I don’t know anything about that.

      • Miss Alicat
        September 10, 2013 at 9:44 PM

        maybe that was the scene they filmed together this year?

        • jennacheryl
          September 10, 2013 at 11:49 PM

          Maybe…I did not think of that! Good call Miss Alicat

      • jennacheryl
        September 10, 2013 at 9:50 PM

        No problem! Thanks Fame!

      • September 10, 2013 at 10:05 PM

        I believe Caroline has turned on Melissa . Mel has done something to piss her off. I remember when Melissa showed up at one of the gatherings with some very short shorts on and she bent over in front of the Manzo boys they got an eye full . T made the statement that they looked like her sons shorts I also noticed she never films with the Manzo boys also when Mel came out in her birthday romper everyone complimented except Caroline and Al they dropped their heads Caroline wants them to confront Penny but penny is very clear in saying she was doing Carolines’ dirty work why would Caro call her from Arizona . Caroline wants to expose Melissa. She told Tre I know you had nothing to do with it.

        • September 11, 2013 at 9:34 AM

          I forgot about the short shorts. Uggg just bacuase you can does not mean you should dress like a teenager. I know why I don’t like Melissa – she values herself on her looks way too much. Looks fade, brains do not.
          I believe Caroline has too; in this season alone she stated that T had told her that she did not know the real Melissa and Caroline followed by saying Maybe she’s right, I don’t know the real Melissa. that was done in her confessional.

          • September 11, 2013 at 12:01 PM

            Look back at the birthday dinner and pay attention to Al and Caroline when she comes out Al will not look and looks like Caroline nudges him . The day with the shorts you don’t dress like that when your with friends and their husband.

            • September 13, 2013 at 12:29 AM

              I think she has low self esteem and tries to cover it.

  23. September 10, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    Why would Glamour want to interview MG? They must be scraping the bottom of the barrel for interviews. Slow news month.

    • September 10, 2013 at 3:13 PM

      I assume it has something to do with WEG and Johnny Wright. Celebrity and Gossip section of Glamour magazine has had articles on Aaron Carter, Justin Timberlake and britney Spears

      http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2011/01/24/aaron-carter-checks-into-rehab

      http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2006/06/29/happy-go-lucky

      http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2007/12/21/more-legal-woes

      Johnny Wright needs to sell aan image for TSIL

      i'm already learning things from @melissagorga's book! haha! did you read the preview of the first chapter http://t.co/tHq1cHenfG— Johnny Wright (@JohnnyWrightWEG) August 15, 2013

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:18 PM

        Oh yes. It was f***ing facinating. Who is this clown and why would Justin Timberlake have the same manager? He’s enormously talented. are you trying to tell me that this Wright character did not hear her sing live the other week. Bitch, please.

        • September 10, 2013 at 5:55 PM

          I think it is crazy too. He must not care about his reputation. The new thing is people becoming famous through social media. Internet Celebrities people will not remember because it is a short ride until something else comes along.

          TSIL has what she has because of Teresa being so popular from the time she flipped a table. TSIL and her sisters, want to be like Kardashians. Johnny Wright knows she can not sing. He keeps her on autotune and selling Itunes. It is what money can be made out of people before their celebrity expires.

          The mass production of celebrity
          ‘Celetoids’, reality TV and the ‘demotic turn’

          http://ics.sagepub.com/content/9/2/153.abstract

        • DD
          September 10, 2013 at 6:13 PM

          I smell fish where this is all concerned about Johnny Wright. Something is fishy in Denmark. This is all smelling to high heaven. Who did Johnny Wright? Could Meho be doing this Johnny Wright? I call BS when I see it and I’m seeing BS. He bought her house he’s promoting her everywhere. Something does not make sense. Time to stalk! Oops I meant investigate.

          • September 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM

            Has the house actually recorded yet? I haven’t seen any blogs on who bought it and for what.

          • September 10, 2013 at 9:12 PM

            she may leav jogo for jonjo n get the house bac

      • Daisymay
        September 11, 2013 at 8:27 AM

        No doubt at all that Melissa is giving Wright “favors” that give him goosebumps! Maybe because of their swinging past Joe doesn’t even mind it…

  24. yup
    September 10, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    What I got out of this interview is that Melissa really DOES NOT like having sex with her husband, but she suffers through it because it’s only 10 minutes and it makes him happy. This is how you have a “young and fresh” marriage? No thanks.

    And apparently Joey is a woman 2% of the time.

    • Eriekah
      September 10, 2013 at 2:41 PM

      Lol. And she gets her way for everything after that repulsive 10 minutes…
      ITA with you!!

      • September 10, 2013 at 2:45 PM

        10 minutes, hmmm — might be why she’s cheating. Just saying.

        • Eriekah
          September 10, 2013 at 3:04 PM

          Lol Mzjulesaz. You are most likely right on point!!

    • Anonymous
      September 11, 2013 at 11:22 AM

      Why would he want a reality tv, mother of 3, who is very long in the tooth, and a known —-!!! Lol, I don’t get it either, maybe they gave him the house in exchange for his manager skills! There dumb enough do that, lets see that might have bought them 3yrs of him working with them! Lol, who knows but it’s crazy he would deal with her!

  25. Eriekah
    September 10, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    It really shocks me that they think marriage is about sex. That just goes to show how immature they really are. Their friend saying that they act like their on a first date? Key word ACT! Its all for show with these two. This interview was the worst i ever read. She needs to stfu and sit down. Nobody believes her liar or his. They sound so foolish. I wonder if Carowhine will take her advise on marriage? Who else thinks having sex is the focal point of their marriage? NOBODY. You are an idiot Shore Whore!!

    • September 10, 2013 at 2:25 PM

      @Eriekah, Love your comment and agree 100%

      • Eriekah
        September 10, 2013 at 2:39 PM

        Thank you @ Gloria… 🙂

        Btw is anyone having trouble getting on stoopid’s site? I know last week it was down and i was there today but when i went back i couldnt get on!

        • Christine
          September 10, 2013 at 2:47 PM

          Stoopid’s site has been shut down…by Caroline????

          http://realhwfashion.com/2013/09/10/note-to-all-sh-readers/

          • corky21
            September 11, 2013 at 12:41 PM

            Why? I don’t go there much, but it’s suspicious.

        • tulip
          September 10, 2013 at 3:12 PM

          Eriekah, I was able to get on stoopid, but I can’t post on AARTH. I use different user names on each blog because I’m a chicken sh*t old lady and am paranoid of the internet and do not want creepy stalkers! hahaha! Anyhow, I thought I did something wrong at AARTH. I usually don’t post a whole lot, just lurk mostly on the blogs and read and laugh my butt off! Sometimes, I get on a roll and post a few times in a row, but I really enjoy reading other people’s posts.

        • September 10, 2013 at 4:36 PM

          You have to go on her other site. Something has happened, she will let us know at a later date. All I can say is these animals from RHNJ can’t take what they dish.

          • Silvana
            September 11, 2013 at 12:47 AM

            Ohhhh nooooo SH is the only site that I can view the clips for some reason.

    • Grand-Beth
      September 10, 2013 at 3:54 PM

      FOR REAL

      • Grand-Beth
        September 10, 2013 at 3:58 PM

        I just can`t post today ugh!! my comment above should have been under Eriekah`s post.
        Please help Fame!

  26. CP
    September 10, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    Off topic, but why hasn’t Caroline posted a blog in two weeks? She’s usually the first one? I can’t stand TSIL &TB – it’s crazy to think they would get their own show, noone would watch!

    • CP
      September 10, 2013 at 2:50 PM

      Oops, it up now!

      • September 10, 2013 at 3:13 PM

        Her blog shog should be titled Don Caro knows best (LOL). So confirms TSIL lied about her and Tre getting the farthest and because she stirred the pot, the truth came out? What truth? That TB is a roid raged lunatic, That TSIL is a jealous bitch and won’t take responsibility for rumors about her, but wants Tre to, That for the 3rd season in a row they have a gang mentality to attack Teresa who is at fault for all of the world problems. I just can’t with this woman anymore.

        • tam
          September 10, 2013 at 4:16 PM

          you said it bet @mzjulesaz….but i’m cracking up over here crack up, what you just said about slowJoe being a roid, raged lunatic…its so true..lol,lol,loll

  27. Olive
    September 10, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    These two dimwits are more like business partners running a scam on America, than a married couple. I don’t believe they would last just as a couple. They need to be going after something, or someone, for their relationship to work. Melissa’s true-wifey-self came out when she called Joe a psychotic idiot and demanded he go to his room. His balls are in a sling, and he will do whatever his mom, I mean, wife commands. Btw, is it just me or do these two act like a young married couple without children? I don’t get family from these two. If bravo didn’t show 3 kids in the background of mom and dads dramatics, I wouldn’t know they had children at all. I think Mel thinks she is 19.. I mean, what over 30 year old with 3 children acts like she does? and how old is Alexis, Prosha and Lydia? Melissa, you aren’t a little girl. Your daughter is!

    The book sales should be great, considering Melissa keeps it hot for her hubs and text while he is having sex with her. Not to mention, the fact that he admits to calling her a bitc* and she calls him psychotic idiot in national TV. I’m just dying to know how to make my home into a circus, just like Mel’s. aren’t you?

    P.s, I’ve never thought Teresa looked crazy. It was Danielle who looked crazy.. And then Melissa came along and tried to make Teresa look crazy, but IMO, she failed. I saw Melissa trying to make Tre look crazy. Jac is the nut of the show now.
    I am so glad that Danielle admitted on the WWHL after show that she didn’t really know Danny.. That proves to me that Caroline and Jac knew Danny was brought in by Bravo to film with Danielle and they still used Danny and his actions against Danielle. They lied their nasty lips off to make Danielle look like she approved of Danny’s violent temper and vulgar, bigoted words, and they knew the truth the entire time. That makes me sick.

    • elemcee
      September 11, 2013 at 12:10 AM

      Lydia is younger than TSIL.

  28. Coleen
    September 10, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    I can not believe she even got published! Does anyone else find it repulsive that she has a section on “pooping”? Some of the best advise she can dish out is to serve your husband takeout on a dinner plate and dont forget to fill his glass with ice! I will NOT be taking a page from her book. I think I will loose brain cells trying to figure out why she was offered a book deal to begin with.

    • September 10, 2013 at 4:32 PM

      I can not believe people are banking on selling music and books or anything just because she already has an established fan base from being on Bravo. Sex sells so lets spend money on her look and she can be a walking billboard. It does not matter that she can not sing, autotune will cover that up. It does not matter that her marriage is fake, a book will cover that up. What next? Are they breaking even on this investment?

    • rhofw
      September 10, 2013 at 8:26 PM

      What is with that “Fill his glass with ice”? Did I miss housewife class 101 cause I usually fill my hubby’s glass up with a drink, not ice…

      • corky21
        September 11, 2013 at 6:30 AM

        Maybe she says that b/c she fills her mouth with it to give him his happy ending!

  29. tulip
    September 10, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    I couldn’t even finish reading their interview. Those two are jokes!

  30. NCGal
    September 10, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    Here’s a link to the article in Glamour – as usual, Fame has it 100%. Only including it because there is a place for comments.

    http://www.glamour.com/entertainment/blogs/obsessed/2013/09/talking-real-housewives-and-lo.html

  31. Calypso
    September 10, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    Reading that interview just confirms that she doesn’t know what a real loving relationship is. She is living out what thinks it’s supposed to be, using a list of tips and suggestions from random people she’s encountered.

  32. September 10, 2013 at 3:25 PM

    I actually feel like a little rant, but I’m not going to! 🙂

    What utter tosh that interview was. The cooking thing: my OH does not think ooohhh I really respect my woman more now that she has given me my food prepared for the whole day. He just thinks it is what a woman should do, and to be honest I don’t disagree. If as a working woman you are home before your partner then surely it just makes sense for you to prepare the evening meal first? If I waited for my OH to come home then start cooking we wouldn’t eat until 8-9pm at night, I realise this is normal for some people but for me it isn’t, our tea time is 5-6pm and I try to make sure we all have food together, if my OH is working late I eat with the kids and save his food for him. If I prepare his lunch through the day (it’s not that often because I can’t always be arsed and to be fair he is 28 and should be able to fend for himself), he doesn’t think ‘yes I respect my
    Woman even more’ or ‘she really deserves to be treated like a queen’ he just doesn’t have to think for himself as much that day.

    The not pooping thing to apparently keep am air of mystery – is this a joke? I mean no-one wants to see/hear/smell other people’s crap, but it is a fact of life, and if you only have one toilet it is tough.

    Also when the Gorgas were first on the show I remember a scene where Mel was trying to pick up little bits of paper off a floor with Gino and Joe comes in and takes Gino away. I remember thinking – is this beotch even housebroken? Get a freakin dust pan and brush and sweep the paper up, or a vacuum. How can she be a housewife if she doesn’t know how to clean up?

    Most relationships function normally, everyone has their quirks and they also have their grievances with their partner at any given time, but what makes Melissa and Joe such authorities on relationship. Even if they did have a perfect relationship I would not want their advice because everyone is different.

    • rhofw
      September 10, 2013 at 3:36 PM

      I think the “not pooping” comment was so stupid if your partner has seen you give birth how much mystery can you still have and I thought maybe it was a passive aggressive dig at Tre & Juicy – they have talked having “the runs” on camera a few times.

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:18 PM

        Exactly – me and my partner have three children. Our final one was a water birth – he likes to remind me every now and again that I pooped in the birthing pool and that I put my own face in crappy bath water.

        Pretty much everything you wanted to keep private goes out of the window when your partner watches you push a baby out of your vag!

        I just realised this is pretty crass, but hey ho! 😉

        • rhofw
          September 10, 2013 at 4:23 PM

          Lmao!!! That is hilarious, seriously made me giggle 🙂 My partner also has seen weird things in the delivery suite although I think he has pushed those images to the back of his mind. Maybe Meho had a c-section too posh to push?

          • charok
            September 10, 2013 at 9:55 PM

            ive wondered if TSIL had a c section too…i cant imagine her or TB wanting a natural birth “stretching” her “bidness” out even worse ( than she already was-if that is possible) ?? i could just see TB going like “no way it would be like sticking my d**k in a glass of warm water”

            • rhofw
              September 10, 2013 at 10:30 PM

              Babies probably cart wheeled out! Meho doesn’t seem the type to want to do any work it is called labour after all lol and she doesn’t appear to have a “mummy tummy” even a slight one like T although that might b something to do with the rumours TB watches what she eats – even with her carrying his unborn babies

        • chupacabra
          September 10, 2013 at 4:43 PM

          OMG L-O-FREAKING-L

        • Dianna
          September 10, 2013 at 5:52 PM

          Our first child my husband was doing the cheer “push him out push him out way out”. And then stopped after I evil eyed him. Then he took a look down there and came back to tell me how BIG everything was. Yes, I evil eyed him again. Love my big ole nut

      • September 10, 2013 at 4:19 PM

        Everyone poops is on page 204 of her book (index on amazon free look inside) Chapter 13 starts on page 197 – Sex Machine Maintenance. I am assuming the door TB knocks on and expects to be open is the back door. I could be wrong, but that is what I gather from the index and chapter title.

        • rhofw
          September 10, 2013 at 4:32 PM

          LOL! Wow, I haven’t seen anything else from her book except an excerpt here on Fame so thanks for the info, and knowing TB – who acts like a sex starved convict – it wouldn’t surprise me if he took the dirt road and Meho let him for that new fur she seen T in…

  33. tulip
    September 10, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    This is to Eriekah above: I also just tried to get on SH and she is blogging on her alternate site Real Housewife Fashion.

    Ok, now about Melissa’s interview. I have been married over 30 years and agree with you all that there is way more to a great marriage than sex! There has to be mutual respect and trust which I believe is sadly lacking in their marriage. I can’t believe Glamour Magazine printed such a ridiculous interview! I thought they were above that stuff. I wonder who Andy Cohen knows at Glamour? Is Glamour owned by the NBC/Comcast group?

    • Checkered
      September 10, 2013 at 7:45 PM

      Is that alternate site a .com? I can’t find it

    • jennacheryl
      September 10, 2013 at 10:16 PM

      I tried finding that site….could not can someone put up a link?

  34. tam
    September 10, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    Caroline’ blog is up and the shit starter claims that she’s frustrated…If you ask me Caroline may need some help. But maybe she is frustrated at the fact that she can’t get Teresa to act like a wild animal as her brother does. Then they can blame everything on Teresa, but thank God she won’t give them that

    • September 10, 2013 at 6:03 PM

      She needs to get a really good BOB 🙂

  35. September 10, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    What the hell is Real Housewives fashion? I think I am in an alternative universe. People on twitter: Tweet this lie for others to see please. The one about her getting married at 21 or 24.

    • September 10, 2013 at 5:02 PM

      It’s SH’s new site (for now) — sounds like legal stuff happened.

      • September 10, 2013 at 5:18 PM

        Oh. How odd. freedom of speech and all that.

      • liltshoe
        September 11, 2013 at 7:46 PM

        Can you post the link? I can’t find it.

  36. tulip
    September 10, 2013 at 5:17 PM

    It looks like Bravo is once again scrubbing the comments on their blogs. Comments for Caroline and Melissa are no longer there, but they left comments under Teresa’s blog up.

    Bravo is desperately trying to keep the shadiness of these other folks quiet and the fact that they are manipulating blogs, and the sequence of events and are getting called out on it.

    Time for Bravo to shut down RHNJ. Who would want to watch it now? Andy Cohen is insulting every viewer by his manipulation and ass-kissing of the Manzo’s and the rest while constantly making Teresa the only villian.

    • elle
      September 10, 2013 at 6:33 PM

      This is one of the reasons that contrary to popular belief I don’t believe that Andy was owned by Danielle during WWHL the other night. I cannot believe that he would have allowed her on as a loose cannon. The way WWHL and the editing on RHOJ has been manipulated shows Bravo stays in control of what they want us to see under their name. It’s only my suspicion, but my gut tells me that any topics and exchanges were negotiated and agreed upon by both beforehand. Danielle got to put in a few plugs for the show she said she working on, she also got another chance to shine up her image and throw a little shade upon some of the current cast she doesn’t like. I think whatever she said was given the okay by Andy and production, but aside from a WWHL viewer draw, why else remains to be seen.

      • September 10, 2013 at 6:37 PM

        She only agreed to do it if it was a live streaming show 🙂

        • elle
          September 10, 2013 at 8:14 PM

          Aren’t all the Watch What Happens LIve episodes live?

          • September 10, 2013 at 9:52 PM

            Not all of them — Jill Zarin was not and a few other have been pre-recorded.

            • elle
              September 10, 2013 at 11:31 PM

              I agree she was smart if she insisted upon it being a live broadcast so it couldn’t be sliced and diced by editing, however, I can’t believe that Bravo/Andy didn’t have some agreement with her regarding what could or could not be said. Bravo controls everything else, why suddenly give someone the opportunity to take that away from them. That doesn’t make sense to me given the way they edit the show and “lose” the comments on their blog. I still believe that WWHL episode this past week was a quid pro quo.

              • September 11, 2013 at 1:02 AM

                There are rumors out there that WWHL is producer induced (as most talk shows are) and the topics are outlined etc. And we know the intern’s screen the hell out of the tweets and calls and rig the polls.

      • September 10, 2013 at 7:36 PM

        Danielle was smart and only agreed to do a live feed of the show 😉 😉

        • elle
          September 10, 2013 at 9:55 PM

          Aren’t all the Watch What Happens LIve episodes live?

          (I had posted this earlier after another comment on this thread which seems to have disappeared and pushed my comment down by itself where it makes no sense…weird)

  37. September 10, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Side note.. I think Teresa is going to open a crazy unique gourmet bakery in order to :

    1. Make money for the family
    2. Do something she loves
    3. Make money aside from the reality show
    4. A possible spin off could come from this because Andy says he gives spin offs to people with something interesting going on outside of the regular life and show

    • Daisymay
      September 11, 2013 at 10:02 AM

      Interesting but seems to me her real pull isn’t local but national. A local bakery, unless it is being filmed, wouldn’t make as much money for her as a QVC or some product that has a wider spread. I dont think that Teresa’s fan base could pull off a small retail operation in such a refined area as a single store.

    • September 12, 2013 at 2:56 AM

      You forgot number 5…

      5. Stick it to Kathy 🙂

  38. September 10, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    It just sucks. And it makes me sick, Tulip.

  39. September 10, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    I’m not even going to watch Top Chef this year, so take that, Bravo.

    • September 10, 2013 at 6:39 PM

      Ditto. I even quit Jeff Lewis 😦

      • lalala
        September 10, 2013 at 9:10 PM

        Stronger than me mzj!! I cant quit Jeff Lewis!! I love him sooooo much!

        • September 10, 2013 at 10:49 PM

          Me to lalala Love that guy

        • September 11, 2013 at 12:05 AM

          I could never quit Jeff. I wish Zoila was on more!

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:33 AM

        Bye Jeff. You delightful rascal.

    • NCGal
      September 10, 2013 at 7:03 PM

      Duck Dynasty is on at the same time. I started watching that, and love it – stopped watching Top Chef Masters and I am a huge Top Chef fan.

      • September 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM

        I love DD. Cracked me up when someone tweeted @Andy that DD had 12mil viewers and he responded, yes but it is scripted. I was LOL at that. At least DD admits it and 12 mil folks still love it.

        • September 11, 2013 at 9:35 AM

          I want to watch DD, but one needs to start from the beginning. How do you watch the previous seasons. My daughter watches it and love it, but she said it is now scripted. But that it is still good.

          • Daisymay
            September 11, 2013 at 10:05 AM

            Get the app for A&E for your iPad. You can watch lots of episodes on their shows!

            • Daisymay
              September 11, 2013 at 10:07 AM

              When I need to clean my house I will watch a quick episode of “Hoarders” to get myself psyched to get going…Nothing like that motivation!

              • September 12, 2013 at 9:07 AM

                Thank-you for the perfect idea to motivate me to clean!

  40. rhofw
    September 10, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    Off topic but does anyone happen to know if it’s true that Meho has managed to get all the videos of her live radio performance to disappear?

    • September 10, 2013 at 7:00 PM

      Rumor has it, but I know several that captured it on their harddrives.

      • rhofw
        September 10, 2013 at 7:03 PM

        Yay!! You can try Meho you can try.

        • roze3563
          September 10, 2013 at 8:31 PM

          I still have it on my facebook
          lol

          • rhofw
            September 10, 2013 at 8:34 PM

            I’m sure stoopid housewives had an article on “let’s find the missing Meho warbling into her mic tape” not the exact title lol 🙂

  41. Sackem
    September 10, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    Did he say “joements” oh god they’re praying for a catch phrase between getting”Gorgaised” and “Gorgasims” jeeze it’s so cheesy I need qwackers!

    • September 10, 2013 at 6:59 PM

      Their catchy phrase is Whorga!

    • chupacabra
      September 10, 2013 at 7:21 PM

      once again she is copying teresa. teresa has “juicy bits from joe” in her cookbooks. this faker wouldn’t know original if it walked up to her and bitched slapped her..

      • September 12, 2013 at 9:08 AM

        LOL!

  42. September 10, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    Carolines blog Vs Melissas blog

    Caroline: “Kathy and Rich showed us all how it’s done by going the farthest.”

    Melissa: “Teresa and I got farther than anyone else, so props to us.”

    Ps….Caroline is allowed to be afraid of heights but Teresa is not allowed to be afraid of horses. Gotcha.

    • September 12, 2013 at 9:15 AM

      Good catch! You didn’t post this on her Bravo blog did you? If not, you should!

  43. LilyM
    September 10, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    I can’t, I just can’t with this ppl! How is it posible that they can get away with this stuff, did they sold they’re souls to the devil! Because theres no personality, no charm, NOTHING to make them a little likable! How is it that nobody with the power to do it, expose them, WHY!! And I am really staring to hate TB! He is a pathetic loser, and the worst brother, i am sorry for Teresa, but her brother is the most disgusting man I have seen in TV! I think hes a bigger Fame whore than his wife! The acting on the show is patetic, ughh I am sorry but this ppl drive me nuts!!

  44. September 10, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    Why does she always say she got married young or they got married young. 25 and 30 are actually pretty average ages to get married. I feel like getting married YOUNG implies that you are like college age or younger. Like, 18 and 21. I think no one catches her in lies because they don’t care about her unless it is in direct relation to Teresa.

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:14 AM

      Yep at 26 the clock starts ticking and at 30 most women (not all) want that baby and family. I was 17 (yes I was young and dumb) when I married my 1st husband and 26 when I married my current husband (it drives him nuts when I say that). Big difference!!

  45. dubbalicious
    September 10, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Thanks Jeannie!! With your simple instructions..I did it!!

    • Jeannie5233
      September 10, 2013 at 8:07 PM

      Dubbalicious – you are so welcome!!!! 😀

      • Jeannie5233
        September 11, 2013 at 7:16 AM

        I have to say your Gravatar is. . .well, “interesting”!!!! 😉

        • Dubbalicious
          September 11, 2013 at 9:32 PM

          Jeannie, lol…

  46. EARetired
    September 10, 2013 at 8:07 PM

    For all having difficulty with SH site go to. http://Realhwfashion.com

    Fame can you list as a link, not in my skill set.

    • rhofw
      September 10, 2013 at 8:40 PM

      I suspect the inlaws Meho is referring to we’re her sisters goofy Husbands – maybe all 3 couples have key parties?

    • September 10, 2013 at 8:42 PM

      read pages 99, 100, and 101 about her father and tell me what you think. It is sad

    • September 11, 2013 at 9:40 AM

      career, teaching. Wtf?

  47. Jeannie5233
    September 10, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    When TSIL presents this book as a gift to Antonia on her wedding day, she had better make sure she also gives her one of Honnie Badger’s supersized barf bags and smelling salts.

    The poor girl won’t make it down the aisle.

    • September 10, 2013 at 9:18 PM

      Ya just what her daughter wants, a book about what her mother does to keep her father from cheating on her like her grandpa did with her grandma. The truth will probably surface before she gets married and the book will be tossed in the trash.

  48. September 10, 2013 at 8:51 PM

    Fame do you have this? page 176 “When Joe and I met, I was a struggling student. He was a local businessman.”

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 11, 2013 at 9:33 AM

      The only place that little whore was struggling was in the back seat of a car, trying to brace her feet on the headliner…

      • my6girls2012
        September 11, 2013 at 10:27 AM

        OMG…just blew coffee from my nose! Saddle, you make me LMAO at times. How do you come up with this stuff??? Oh, BTW, there’s a commenter on the BRAVO NJ blog that has the same pic as yours.

      • Calypso
        September 11, 2013 at 12:50 PM

        You hit the nail on the head with that one. Too Funny!

  49. September 10, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    page 220 is the part that is going to hurt her mother. “figure out a way to satisfy him, and enjoy it myself, instead of his finding another woman who will. “

    • September 12, 2013 at 9:48 AM

      “….enjoy it myself….” I guess she enjoys “it” by texting?

  50. Jack Hole
    September 10, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    I wonder if Bravo is dumb enough to set Caroline and Melissa up to fight next season in Teresa’s absence? Bc I have seen little tidbits that could get something going here…

    • jennacheryl
      September 11, 2013 at 2:10 AM

      That would be epic. MeHO wouldn’t stand a chance. I like Caroline this season.

  51. September 10, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    REALLY OFF TOPIC. Watching Interior Therapy and I want to knock this asshole’s head off.

    • lalala
      September 10, 2013 at 11:08 PM

      Right Bree? and Jeff really tried to reach him but he thinks he’s a gift from God. Ick hes worse than baby joey

      • September 11, 2013 at 12:06 AM

        And I didn’t think he was anything special to look at, especially with that personality. Wimpy looking to me. Then again, I like me a little red neck or bad boy, so… 😀

        The wife was a doll.

  52. Grand-Beth
    September 10, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    Fame,

    Do you have any predictions about the way season 5 will end? Things are changing so quick, I`m getting more confused by the day about what`s going on. What is Bravo up to?

  53. jennacheryl
    September 10, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    Off topic but apparently bravo is making this a 5 against 1 the main theme. Doing it to lisa v on rhobh

    • September 10, 2013 at 10:45 PM

      Bravo tries that with Lisa V and she will tell Andy to go stick it where the sun don’t shine.

      • jennacheryl
        September 11, 2013 at 12:31 AM

        I hope she does. I love T but Lisa is my favorite hw

      • Grand-Beth
        September 11, 2013 at 2:08 AM

        I just read the story line will be Yo Yo, Brandie, and Kyle against Lisa this season.
        when Adrienne and Camille quit, I predicted they would turn on Lisa or Brandie because with-out them they would have to find whomever was left to fight with……the site said Lisa was behind the cheating rumors about Maurisio with Brandie as her mouthpiece…….I also predicted that Ms Yo Yo loves to spread gossip and be in drama also……I. say let the Drama begin……….

        • September 11, 2013 at 10:53 AM

          why does there have to be one against another or gang mentallty ,we here want calm happy considerate integrity,shopping, eating travel.,thats why we watch duck d,,they have the secret,bravo take notes

          • Grand-Beth
            September 11, 2013 at 12:15 PM

            me celi,

            I have only watched the first 2 episodes of NJ this season and have not watched any other shows on Bravo since. I got so sick of the way they turned these Housewives shows to such dark places, I refuse to give Bravo my time and just read web sites if I want any info. These shows used to be my guilty pleasure until Andy got hold of them. After NJ, I said all the rest of the shows would be the same. Let them all fight, BUT, I refuse to watch them anymore. I have been done with Bravo for a while. I just feel stupid that I used to love my housewives and could not wait to watch each one every week, then Bravo flipped them into something I just could not watch anymore for my own sanity.

            • Grand-Beth
              September 11, 2013 at 12:44 PM

              With that being said, Fame is my ( not guilty ) pleasure now 🙂

          • September 13, 2013 at 12:46 AM

            Thank you! This sets a horrible example for kids and comically bravo really pushes the no h8 campaign. no wonder teens are bullying the crap out of each other

  54. meri4911
    September 10, 2013 at 11:31 PM

    Hello famely.. I’ve been reading but not posting the last few days because I’ve been preoccupied with my brother in the hospital . He is a widow and I am pretty much his main support. My mother is 90 and also relies on me so its been a rough few days anyways, my brother and I are to meet with a team of cardiologists, I think tmw. (the same day my middle son goes to court for violating probation for a DUI or whatever they call it these days… yea dumb ass but he has paid on his own well over $10,000 for lawyers, fees, probation, alcohol testing, counseling, etc and has jumped through hoops for over a year and now may go to jail… ughhh) and we will need to decide between getting stents or a by pass. It is all kind of confusing but the one cardiologist def wants to do by pass cuz he said stents would be very risky due to closeness to heart. So just asking for prayers to make the right decision. So scary and the doctors don’t agree so wtf! Thanks ahead of time for your thoughts and prayers. Not so Merry Meri xoxo

    • September 10, 2013 at 11:50 PM

      {{{{{{Meri}}}}}}}} God bless you and your family during this dark time, please know that my prayers are with you and your family.

      • September 11, 2013 at 10:56 AM

        meri,our prayers are reaching you((((((( meri,we love you)))))))) ,be strong

    • jennacheryl
      September 11, 2013 at 12:30 AM

      Prayers for you. Stay strong

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 7:13 AM

      Oh, Meri – of course I will be praying for you today. It certainly does depend on the individual case but my mom had 4 stents inserted (through the groin) and it bought her 9 more years. I pray the doctors help you make the right decision. As for your son, I will also pray for him too that he continues to be strong and is able to withstand whatever comes his way. (((Meri)))

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:23 AM

      Prayers are being sent. May you remain strong through this trying time.

      • September 11, 2013 at 11:00 AM

        hi mamajackie and ms Jeannie
        hope all is well and we continue moving toward the MARK
        LOVE YOU

    • nsr1076
      September 11, 2013 at 9:40 AM

      You and your loved ones will be added to my prayers. ((((Meri))))

    • Calypso
      September 11, 2013 at 12:47 PM

      Prayers to you and your family.

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:30 PM

      meri, I will be praying for you and your family. God Bless

    • happylady
      September 11, 2013 at 2:54 PM

      Hang in there Meri!

    • elemcee
      September 11, 2013 at 5:58 PM

      Thinking of you, Meri! What an awful day you must be having. Try to keep your chin up!

    • September 12, 2013 at 10:00 AM

      Sending prayers your way from Oklahoma, Meri!

  55. Whorega melissa
    September 10, 2013 at 11:38 PM

    Bravo is not stupid. They are waiting to see what happens with the guidices case. They knew for a while charges were coming. They don’t want to expose melissa yet because with Teresa gone (who is the show) then they will have nothing to bring. If they wait then viewers will tune in just to see melissa gorga fall to her pit of hell where she came from. That is when they will make her look like the true piece of crap she is. They also all have contract renewals coming up this is why this season was all be nice and heal. Bravo wants them locked in to be able to have the gorgas face the real truth that’s headed their way.

    • September 11, 2013 at 9:44 AM

      We can only dream. We can’t count on Bravo exposing the Whorgas. It looked like they were going to do that this season, but oops!!! Rediting!

    • Jack Hole
      September 12, 2013 at 11:17 AM

      It is interesting that the Giudice’s legal matters come to the surface right as Teresa’s contract is coming to an end. I bet Bravo has been involved from the gate(again, I think someone, Monica or whoever went to Bravo as part of the investigation) and that has feuled the fire for Andy with regard to disliking her. And recall Andy ALWAYS pressed her about her finances and she doesn’t talk. He probably put Jac up to making her talk bc Jac messed up by not attending the reunion. Andy also took issue about the magazines, and he called her out in that at the reunion too so again, I have to think he personally planted that seed among the other cast members. But I bet Chacon held off presenting it to the feds until now at Bravo’s request. In fact, I wouldn’t doubt Bravo said that they would be able to offer them evidence if they let her contract ride out. But then none was coming up on film bc Teresa and Joe are NOT the criminals that everyone is claiming they are but they are also not dumb! Andy panicked and put the cast up to the investigation. He probably thought for sure that she would “snap” and implicate herself and it just never happened. Andy has gone after her and replied that the bullying was not bullying bc Teresa is not a weak person and can handle it bc he views her as a criminal.

      I know this is an old discussion at this point but it never dawned on me about the contracts and the timing of them. As the Church Lady used to say, “How con-VEEN-ient!!

  56. rhofw
    September 11, 2013 at 12:17 AM

    What do Kim Zolciak, Melissa Whorga, and Lisa Hochstein have in common? Well they’re all Real Housewives, yes, but they’ve also all donned the same stunning Stella McCartney Contour Gown. Clearly a dramatic dress (that sheer side paneling!) attracts a dramatic lady.

    Kim used it to help make an even bigger splash when she showed up for a surprise appearance at The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Reunion. Melissa showed it off on the blue carpet at the 2013 Bravo Upfront event. And now Lisa sported the fab frock for Lea’s annual gala.

    So we have to ask: Who wore it best? Vote now and support your fave in the comments!
    Meho & Lisa are at 38% each, Kim is at 24% vote either except Messy.

    • rhofw
      September 11, 2013 at 12:26 AM
    • September 11, 2013 at 1:07 AM

      IMHO, Kim is the only one that wore the real deal. The color is much richer and you can tell it is a higher quality dress (though her headlights were on). The all look ok, but I go with Kim.

    • September 11, 2013 at 9:47 AM

      Meho deliberately goes out and purchases the same clothes she has seen other “celebrities” wear so that she can get in these polls. When I saw that green dress I knew it wouldn’t be long until the shorewhore was wearing it.

      • rhofw
        September 11, 2013 at 11:42 AM

        Why would anyone do that? Does she ever win these polls? I like to buy things that are unique and have seen nobody else wearing, clearly not the same for Meho…

        • September 11, 2013 at 1:29 PM

          Actually, she does win once in a while, but that is not why she does it. She does it to be along side other celebrities in the “who wore it best” sections of tabloids.

          • rhofw
            September 11, 2013 at 1:40 PM

            I suspect her “winning” is actually just the 3 witches voting round their cauldron.

          • September 11, 2013 at 7:54 PM

            That makes a ton of sense.

  57. KnockOut
    September 11, 2013 at 1:34 AM

    First time commenting but long time lurker and Fame Fan!

    Melissa is right. They should bring in someone younger than her, prettier than her and richer than her. Let’s see how well she actually handles that. It would be perfect too if that person was friends with Teresa. Just like what Gretchen originally was to “hottest housewive” Tamara on the OC

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:42 AM

      No I want TSIL gone!!!!!!! Welcome and comment more!

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 11:31 AM

      Hi KnockOut – Welcome!

      Actually, it really would be interesting to see the dynamic between TSIL and someone younger, hotter, likeable, and who really could sing!! 😉

  58. NCGal
    September 11, 2013 at 7:56 AM

    All – please take a moment today to honor and remember all those we lost on this tragic day.

  59. Jeannie5233
    September 11, 2013 at 8:08 AM

    In tribute to those many souls in Heaven watching over us since September 11, 2001. Let us not forget their innocence and sacrifice they and their families have endured the past 12 years. Hold your loved ones close; be thankful for all you have. We must “Never Forget”:

    • difromnyc
      September 11, 2013 at 2:36 PM

      Not my words but my sentiment. I may not ever forget, but I don’t need to relive it.

      “For those of you that think your doing something positive by sharing images and videos of what happened many years ago.

      Before you do so take a second step back and think of those that where directly affected by the tragedy. Would they want to re-live those horrible moments.

      Yes many of us saw it on TV and where worried but few where there working ridiculous hours trying to save lives and identifying bodies. For the next few days I was stressed out because being in the Army Reserves at that moment increased the probability of me going to war (glad that never happened).

      If you really want to reflect and honor the victims. Take a few minutes meditate, send a small donation to your favorite charity, give someone homeless something to eat or clothes, or do a good deed for someone.

      Remember tragedies leave wounds that some of us can’t see.

      May you have an awesome day and may those around you also!”

      • Jeannie5233
        September 11, 2013 at 5:46 PM

        difromnyc –

        Thank you for sharing your sentiment. I understand your not needing to relive 9/11. None of us do, really. My best friend’s husband was caught in the terror of running for his life and lost 4 friends that day. This day, for him like so many, is one of great sorrow. His memories are that much more vivid as having been an active participant, yet he is the one who sent me this video this morning.

        This video of Alan Jackson’s beautiful song “Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning” has some disturbing pictures of that painful, painful day but it also has beautiful and inspirational images, along with the lyrics to his song, of how we, as humanity, should remember even under the greatest of tragedies, that there is hope – there is always hope.

        “Faith, hope, and love are some good things He gave us and the greatest is Love.”

        You are right in your feelings – everyone has a different way to handle tragedy and I greatly respect that. I truly hope I did not offend you or anyone else – it was not meant to – and I apologize if I did.

        • elemcee
          September 11, 2013 at 11:43 PM

          My parents next door neighbor was in the Pentagon, Jeannie. He came home intact, but wow what an experience. It was a horrifying day. Thank you for sharing your story and your video. We must never forget.

  60. Jeannie5233
    September 11, 2013 at 8:19 AM

    I also would like to share this video, proving We are Strong, We are Resilient, and United We Stand!

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 8:22 AM

      My father and my uncle worked on the original WTC. I am grateful both did not live to see its destruction. I post this in their memory.

      • Dianna
        September 11, 2013 at 9:11 AM

        Thank you Ms. Jeannie

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:33 PM

      Thank you for sharing.

    • September 11, 2013 at 11:39 AM

      I always hated that bitch. I heard her new show is horrendous.

    • September 11, 2013 at 11:47 AM

      That is just wrong on so many levels! I never could stand her.

    • LilyM
      September 11, 2013 at 5:16 PM

      Poor Bethenny,she has an ugly heart! I think she wants to be top housewive. I saw on tweeter that she only talks bout herself on her show! Cant helpe it! I always thoght she was a phony. I only saw like two episodes of her reality show with her husband and I didnt like the way she treat him! No wonder they broke up!

    • September 12, 2013 at 10:23 AM

      Bethenny must be a miserable cow right now! The only way she can stay in the headlines is by bashing her ex-husband and now Tre! Know one really cares about her anymore! Her husband is lucky to be rid of her. I hope he finds someone who has a loving heart and is secure in themselves! He is a nice looking man so I’m sure he has his pick of gorgeous women with equally gorgeous morals. I hear that Kris Jenner’s talk show was cancelled. I hope Bethenny’s is cancelled just as fast, too. I can’t believe she would get a talk show. She comes across as a phony, two faced, backstabber who likes to gossip and kick a person when their down.

  61. September 11, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    does anyone know if Melissa Gorga is Italian? it ‘s to this day very vague, she never adressed it or I can’t remember

  62. xjrsygrl7733
    September 11, 2013 at 11:11 AM

    I don’t understand Melissa at all. Why does she keep lying about the dates when she met Joe? I was there during this time period. Me & Melissa are the same age, 34. I graduated High school in 1997. Melissa says she graduated in 1998. I don’t remember her until after High school. But I know for a fact that she was working at Lookers in 2003 & met Joe Gorga in March 2003 in Cancun! She was 24 at that time & Joe was like 30! Why did she lie in the book when there are so many people who know the dates when this happened. When everyone got back from Cancun is when Joe Gorga started going to Lookers to see her there. And the only reason she started Dating Joe was because her ex didn’t want to be with her & wanted to see other girls so Melissa gave up on him & decided to date Joe.

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 11:28 AM

      Maybe someone can ask that question on the Bravo website where Melissa will answer 20 questions. I wish I could but I’m banned and it probably wouldn’t get posted. My question would be:

      A straight and truthful answer would be appreciated for the question Joe Giudice asked at the Season 4 Reunion last year which you and your husband failed to answer and successfully deflected: “So how did you and Joe really meet?”

    • yup
      September 11, 2013 at 12:38 PM

      xjrsygrl7733, we want the photos/videos proving Melissa was in a gangbang in Cancun. why isn’t anyone coming forward with those? or anonymously leaking them onto the internet? you might want to suggest that 2nd one to your friends who know her. Maybe they don’t want their own names associated with RHONJ, but it’s the internet–so much can be done anonymously.

      • rhofw
        September 11, 2013 at 12:45 PM

        I think if there was video/photographic evidence of the whore on tour in Cancun we would have seen it by now.

        • Saddle_River_NJ
          September 11, 2013 at 1:09 PM

          If the Trench-Mouthed Trollup was caught on film it desperately needs to be “on display”

          • rhofw
            September 11, 2013 at 1:21 PM

            I wish there was a tape that had her truly “on display” although her zoolander wannabe hubby would still blame Tre.

          • September 11, 2013 at 1:31 PM

            Saddle, a Melissa fan is using your avitar on the Bravo blogs and she is a moron. It’s not funny to me.

            • my6girls2012
              September 11, 2013 at 2:21 PM

              I saw that too, Gessie!

          • September 11, 2013 at 1:53 PM

            I actually would love her Kardashian moment, if a tape does exist and were published.

            • September 11, 2013 at 1:59 PM

              I meant “she” not I … geez.

          • LifeIsGood
            September 11, 2013 at 3:54 PM

            I agree that it should be put “on display”, however, I would appreciate a warning if someone is going to post the video. I’m pretty sure vomitting all over my laptop will ruin it.

      • xjrsygrl7733
        September 11, 2013 at 1:45 PM

        I kind of get the feeling that the video & pics of Cancun might also implicate other people & they don’t want to throw themselves or others under the bus by outing Melissa. I don’t think anyone wants that trip to ruin their reputations that they have built up. And many of the people who were involved in that trip have families & young children so they don’t want their past to come to light either. I think that is why you haven’t seen anything from that trip. Most of the people on that trip were in their early 20’s (besides Joe) & there were very sketchy things going on that they don’t want to come out… drugs, sex, You get my point.

        • rhofw
          September 11, 2013 at 2:13 PM

          @xjrsygrl7733 Thank you for replying, it’s given me a better understanding of why we’ve not seen *Messy does Cancun*
          Is there any way to blur the faces of people involved who’d rather not be associated with it? Even just still images of Hussy Whorga ChokesOnDick (her American Indian name) would be enough & I loved your *(besides Joe)* comment 🙂

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            September 11, 2013 at 4:54 PM

            Now, now…. The girl *never* chokes on anything. Remember she lost her gag reflex along with her virginity…

  63. September 11, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Because saying that he sucked her toes in a bathroom stall in Lookers for fifty dollars, is not as glamorous as meeting in Cancun.

    • rhofw
      September 11, 2013 at 12:43 PM

      Haha it’s funny cause it’s true! Although the mental image made my stomach turn …

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 11, 2013 at 12:53 PM

      The Cauldron of Chlamydia and the Poison-filled Lawn Jockey probably do think a drunken frat party on a Mexican is glamorous. Then again that is a step up from earning canker sores in truck stops

      • September 11, 2013 at 1:32 PM

        105.

  64. RahRah
    September 11, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    I can’t believe it, Messy Borgia and li’l punk own the Bravo network? They sound like they’re the ones running things over at Bravo.

  65. rhofw
    September 11, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    Hussy Whorga needs to sack her p.r person immediately! I mean, really, some one is getting paid to let her inconsistencies and lies catch up to her?

  66. September 11, 2013 at 1:25 PM

    WOW!!! Did you all see that the lawyer the Lauritas hired -Mark J. McGuire 53, of Franklin Lakes, was arrested last week and charged with a single count of unauthorized practice of law !!??? Can you say “My Cousin VinnY”??? LOL Holy Crap!

    • happylady
      September 11, 2013 at 2:46 PM

      The two “yutes”. LOL, love that movie.

      • September 11, 2013 at 3:06 PM

        “Two what??”
        My husband’s favorite! “……and only Mrs. Riley!” Great movie!

      • Miami53
        September 11, 2013 at 7:17 PM

        LOVE, LOVE that movie….

      • September 11, 2013 at 3:23 PM

        Oh I think he was, he went to the police station back in April with them and they left in a car together.

        • September 11, 2013 at 3:24 PM

          “McGuire spent more than 45 minutes with the Lauritas as they were interviewed by police in April, following their involvement in a fracas at the grand opening of a salon in Ridgewood. McGuire was with the couple as they left Ridgewood Village Hall following their meeting with detectives. All three entered a black Mercedes Benz with tinted windows and drove off. A press release from the department claims detectives, as they were concluding their investigation into the assault last week, discovered that McGuire had falsely represented himself as a lawyer. “

          • September 11, 2013 at 5:08 PM

            So McGuire isn’t licensed to practice law – does this mean a postponement so that the Lauritas can get a real lawyer? They had to know he wasn’t licensed, so he has to be a friend of a friend of a friend that was owed a favor…….

  67. September 11, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    Any nurse here that can help me understand this in TSIL’s book?
    page 187
    “When Gino had croup it was the scariest 5 days of my life. He was less than a year old. I would not leave him for 5 minutes. I wore the same clothes for days. He had tubes in him. Any mother who sees her child connected to machines understands the agony of it. My son was just sitting there,helpless. He was so tiny. As serious as his condition was he was one of the healthiest kids in the pediatric ward. You would walk through the halls and see babies in hospital gowns.”

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:44 PM

      That was a rhetorical question right?

      • September 11, 2013 at 2:47 PM

        yes

        • September 11, 2013 at 3:54 PM

          Good just checking as what writes is stupid drivel and makes no rational sense. I can’t read it without banging my head on my desk, so I quit.

          • September 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM

            lol I have to go over the same thing several times. I see why TB is not on the cover. It is more about TSIL’s life than her marriage.

      • September 11, 2013 at 3:04 PM

        @mzjulesaz …good one! 😉

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:47 PM

      I am surprised she EVEN mentions the kiddos-even here, she is making it all about her IMO.

      • September 11, 2013 at 2:49 PM

        So far, what she says about the children is about her in some way or another.

        • September 11, 2013 at 2:58 PM

          So sad for those babies.

          • September 11, 2013 at 3:01 PM

            I also seem to remember after trick-or-treating a couple of years ago , when they came in the door she left the youngest one (still a baby) lying on the rug by the front door and just walked away! I thought O M G!!!!

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM

      I am not certain I believe this. I believe Gino may have been in the hospital. Her never changing clothes for 5 days and walking through the halls seeing babies in hospital gowns? I call bull. The babies do not roam the halls, most of the room doors are closed.

      I suggest she take a walk through the NICU unit. We were allowed there once a day, you could not speak in the unit (to excite the babies) nor could you even touch your own baby. As much as our Max had a struggle in his first days of life, several other babies were fighting a more difficult battle.

      Shame on her if she is not telling the truth.

      • LifeIsGood
        September 12, 2013 at 6:13 PM

        MeHo’s stories usually contain a grain of truth. I’m sure Gino was in the hospital, but she has a tendency to alter the surrounding facts to make a better story.

        My youngest spent her first week in the NICU and it is as you describe – it’s pure hell. As worried as you are for your own baby, seeing all of the other anquished families is very hard to bear. We knew that we would be going home with our daughter but many people there would never get to take their baby home.

        In the children’s hospital in my area, the children (even the less sick ones) certainly do not roam around! In fact, if the child moves, or is moved beyond a certain limit – alarms will sound and the entire hospital is locked down until the child is located.

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:30 PM

      “McGuire was with the couple as they left Ridgewood Village Hall following their meeting with detectives. All three entered a black Mercedes Benz with tinted windows and drove off. A press release from the department claims detectives, as they were concluding their investigation into the assault last week, discovered that McGuire had falsely represented himself as a lawyer. McGuire was released on his own recognizance. His first court appearance has not been scheduled yet. The Lauritas, who live in Franklin Lakes, and Joe Gorga of Montville — also a show regular — will stand before a Ridgewood Municipal Court judge on Sept. 26, each on individual assault and terroristic threat charges. Those counts were formally filed in late April. Initially, the charges had been referred to the Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office for grand jury consideration, but the matter was returned to Ridgewood for resolution in August. Also due in court on Sept. 26 is John Karagiorgis of Paramus, who faces charges of assault and making terroristic threats, in addition to three counts of harassment – “

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 1:32 PM

      This is hysterical! Talk about what is good for the goose!!! How ironic that the shady Lauritas would hire someone who is scamming them!!! I love it!! Dumbasses for hiring him to represent them!!!

      • September 11, 2013 at 1:36 PM

        Maybe they knew,,,, and are flat broke!!! I believe they must be almost out of money!

      • September 11, 2013 at 2:02 PM

        So do this mean he was never a lawyer, license expired, disbarred, not licensed in NJ?

        • September 11, 2013 at 2:14 PM

          Not sure yet.

          • September 11, 2013 at 2:18 PM

            NBC 4 New York reads ” cops say he isn’t a real attorney”, so who knows?

            • September 11, 2013 at 3:06 PM

              Wonder if Janax had a real doctor do her tummy tuck.

              • September 11, 2013 at 3:21 PM

                Wasn’t one of Caroline’s Doctors arrested last year?

                • September 11, 2013 at 5:16 PM

                  Yes, the one Caroline and Lauren went to before the lap band “diet” – he was some kind of vitamins and potions dude..

        • rhofw
          September 11, 2013 at 2:45 PM

          http://www.instantcheckmate.com/search/resultsAPI/NJ/Mcguire/Mark
          This may be him, there are many men going by “Mark McGuire” in NJ.

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            September 11, 2013 at 3:13 PM

            A bit of cross-referencing (using your info rhofw) yields only a single McGuire in Franklin Lakes property records. InstantCheckMate shows the 3rd record (53 yrs) having possible relations to Dorothy and Joseph McGuire. Property records show a Franklin Lakes Road address currently owned by a Dorothy McGuire (likely a widow from the info) – perhaps his mom?

            • September 11, 2013 at 3:25 PM

              Sounds like another winner! 🙂

              • NCGal
                September 11, 2013 at 4:10 PM

                Jac is tweeting he is not their attorney

                Jacqueline Laurita ‏@JacLaurita 14m
                Sorry to disappoint you haters but that man was not and IS NOT our attorney. Try again. #getalife

                • Jeannie5233
                  September 11, 2013 at 4:33 PM

                  Oh yes Jacqueline!!! That’s why there are pictures of you, your husband, and Mark J. McGuire walking out of the Ridgewood PD on April 4, 2013 and entering, all together, into a car.

                  Jacqueline has always thought the fans of any one but her were “haters” and stupid. But we are not. Clearly, she is the one who needs to “Try again” and find a new attorney – someone with real credentials.

                • Saddle_River_NJ
                  September 11, 2013 at 5:12 PM

                  Makes perfect sense. Some complete stranger just happens to sit in the same room with them for almost an hour with Police and then leaves with them. It’s all a misunderstanding. The Police got “confused” because he had such a pretty suit on. Someone needs to bitch slap the botox out of CrackerJax face….

                  • September 11, 2013 at 5:26 PM

                    THIS!!! 🙂

                  • GPM
                    September 12, 2013 at 2:35 AM

                    Yes!

                    I do not tweet but if I did my reply to Wacko would be: Glad you finally figured that out! #getaclue

                • September 11, 2013 at 5:17 PM

                  Sure Jac maybe you should try again! No one takes a random person, family friend or pretend lawyer when they go talk to the police about a violent incident they were involved in!

                • JerseyG
                  September 12, 2013 at 1:28 AM

                  Jax can say whatever she wants to. The issue is that he was arrested for pretending to be an attorney representing the Laurita pigs. So, they just let him tag along and pretend to be a lawyer?

            • rhofw
              September 11, 2013 at 4:21 PM

              Great work Saddle_River_NJ! This guy seems near impossible to find info on, surely a lawyer would want to advertise himself? And how did the Laurita’s manage to hire a fake and not spot it?

              • Saddle_River_NJ
                September 11, 2013 at 4:50 PM

                I’m sure he also handled the Signature Apparel bankruptcy filings as well. Wouldn’t that just be glorious!

                • rhofw
                  September 11, 2013 at 8:09 PM

                  Feinberg, Fox, Holloman and Levy Represent Client in Signature Apparel Bankruptcy Proceedings
                  November 4, 2011
                  The Dow Jones Daily Bankruptcy Review reported on the In re Signature Apparel bankruptcy proceedings, in which Olshan represents the estate’s Trustee. In addition to the complaint filed against Signature’s former owners and insiders—including Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Christopher and Jacqueline Laurita, as well as Joseph, Adeline and Anthony Laurita—the Trustee also has filed a complaint against ROC Fashions, RVC Enterprises and their principals that alleges a conspiracy with Joseph and Christopher Laurita to siphon off Signature’s few remaining assets.
                  The Olshan team includes Martin J. Feinberg, Michael S. Fox, Ellen V. Holloman and Fredrick J. Levy.
                  Attorneys
                  Martin Feinberg
                  Michael Fox
                  Ellen Holloman
                  Fredrick Levy
                  Practice Areas
                  Bankruptcy & Financial Restructuring

                  This was pretty much the only thing I could find on which attorney handled the Laurita bankruptcy case.

              • JerseyG
                September 12, 2013 at 1:27 AM

                Here’s the Mark J. Mcgurie’s Liens and judgy things. My site has no criminal records available for this guy (same as Saddle’s, I think. 53 years old @1160 Franklin Lakes Rd…)

                Anyway, nice friends Jax has!

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL NEW FILING | Amount: $4,066
                Court: BERGEN COUNTY SPECIAL CIVIL COURT
                Case Number: | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: BERGEN WHOLESALE MEA TS

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL DISMISSAL | Amount: $2,217
                Court: BERGEN COUNTY SPECIAL CIVIL COURT
                Case Number: | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: DENISE HARBUG JOHNSO N DDS

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: CIVIL JUDGMENT | Amount: $4,576
                Court: BERGEN COUNTY SPECIAL CIVIL COURT
                Case Number: | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: HACKENSACK UNIV MED CTR

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL NEW FILING | Amount: $545
                Court: BERGEN COUNTY SPECIAL CIVIL COURT
                Case Number: | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: PALISADES COLLECTIONLLC

                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $148500.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00018174-2006- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address:
                Creditor: LAWRENCE ERLBAUM

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $3050.48
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00015515-2005-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: NORTH STAR CAPITAL ACQUISITIO

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: Unavailable
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00006931-2005- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: ALLISON KELLEY

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $2932.24
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00015515-2005-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: NORTH STAR CAPITAL ACQUISITION

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $1063.02
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00013823-2005-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: ENDEAVOR HOUSE

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: Unavailable
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00004169-2005- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: LAWRENCE ERLBAUM

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: STATE TAX LIEN | Amount: $1000.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00032778-2005- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: DIV OF MOTOR VEHICLES

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $506.38
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00017551-2004-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $442.27
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00017551-2004-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: STATE TAX LIEN | Amount: $1000.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00049468-2004- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: DIV OF MOTOR VEHICLES

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $6633.13
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00306021-2002- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: BASILE BIRCHWALE AND PELLINO LLP

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $6607.97
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00014197-2002-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: BASILE BIRCHWALE AND PELLINO

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $6553.97
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00014197-2002-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: BASILE BIRCHWALE AND PELLINO

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $14518.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00030145-2002- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: LINA VACCARO

                Mark McGire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: Unavailable
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00001302-2001- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: WILHELM ELFERS

                Mark MacGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $899.01
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00136938-2000- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark MacGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $891.06
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00001611-2000-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: THE VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark MacGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $818.68
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00001611-2000-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: THE VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $5772.38
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00008438-2000- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: PECKAR & ABRAMSON

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $5551.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00000100-1999-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: PECKAR & ABRAMSON

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $282.58
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00004941-1999-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: JOSEPH GARTNER

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $220.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00004941-1999-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: JOSEPH GARTNER

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $8491.68
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00016762-1999- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: VALLEY HOSPITAL

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $5500.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00000100-1999-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: PECKAR & ABRAMSON

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: Unavailable
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00003007-1998- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: OXFORD HEALTH PLANS NEW JERSEY INC.

                Mark J McGuire
                Type: STATE TAX LIEN | Amount: $749.46
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT
                Case Number: DJ-00008879-1998- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: DIVISION OF MOTOR VEHICLES

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $839.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00012260-1997-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: FLOWERS BY JOAN

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $8027.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00007672-1997-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: VALLEY HOSPITAL THE

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $736.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00012260-1997-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: FLOWERS BY JOAN

                Marc McQuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $12986.06
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00116406-1997- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 61 Wyckoff Ave, WALDWICK, NJ 07463
                Creditor: TRANSMEDIA NETWORK , INC.

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $5363.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: JC-00015248-1996-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: INDEPENDENCE BANK OF N.J.

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $1327.94
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00214741-1996- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: W. H. LINEN SUPPLY CO. , INC.

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $5193.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART
                Case Number: SC-00015248-1996-DC | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 484 Airmount Ave, RAMSEY, NJ 07446
                Creditor: INDEPENDENCE BANK OF N.J.

                Marc McQuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: Unavailable
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00003027-1996- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 61 Wyckoff Ave, WALDWICK, NJ 07463
                Creditor: TRANSMEDIA NETWORK INC

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $19330.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00000450-1996- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 1160 Franklin Lakes Rd, FRANKLIN LKS, NJ 07417
                Creditor: W H LINEN SUPPLY CO INC

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $21572.79
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00051757-1994- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 61 Wyckoff Ave, WALDWICK, NJ 07463
                Creditor: FERRARA, TURITZ, HARRAKA & GOLDBERG, P.C.

                Mark McGuire
                Type: JUDGMENT | Amount: $21572.79
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: JJ-00051757-1994- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 61 Wyckoff Ave, WALDWICK, NJ 07463
                Creditor: FERRARA , TURITZ , HARRAKA & GOLDBERG , P. C.

                Mark McGuire
                Type: CIVIL SUIT | Amount: $14099.00
                Court: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION
                Case Number: SL-00010263-1993- | Date Filed: Unavailable
                Debtor Address: 61 Wyckoff Ave, WALDWICK, NJ 07463
                Creditor: FERRARA, TURITZ, HARRAKA & GOLDBERG

      • Dixie
        September 11, 2013 at 9:47 PM

        Sounds to me he went with them to get them out when they were arrested and held himself out as their attorney. By saying he was their attorney, they could assert their Miranda right to counsel and stop any interrogation. I am not sure he ever represented them in court.

        Anybody else getting the feeling he is connected?

        • Miss Alicat
          September 11, 2013 at 10:29 PM

          consiglieri?

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:12 PM

      These people are certainly not smart nor rich. One would think a business man like Chris would have the good sense to be capable of hiring a real attorney. Not to mention that perhaps he and Jac would have hired an attorney well versed in criminal defense. Attorneys are like physicians, most of them specialize in a certain type of law. I would never hire an attorney who specializes in Successions, Civil litigation, divorces, etc., to defend me in court.

      I am still laughing and shaking my head, who hires a non-attorney? As I have said before, you just cannot make this stuff up. Real life is stranger than fiction.

  68. September 11, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    The Lauritas cannot even afford a real lawyer? Bwhaaaaaaa.

    • September 11, 2013 at 1:42 PM

      We were saying the same thing at the same time! (great minds 😉 Hi Gessie! I am thankful I have never needed a lawyer-but wouldn’t you want to check references and so forth??? Maybe Caroline and Al recommended him ?LOL Can’t wait to hear who else this Non-Lawyer has represented!!!!!

      • September 11, 2013 at 3:06 PM

        They may as well have had Albie represent them. Maybe they aren’t taking this too seriously.

        • September 11, 2013 at 3:26 PM

          I had rather have Milania!

  69. September 11, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    I’m not a lawyer….but I play one on TV!!!! Hello sweet people-hope you all are great today. My knees are killing me today, but this did put a little smile on my face! What next???

  70. rhofw
    September 11, 2013 at 2:24 PM
    • September 11, 2013 at 2:57 PM

      I know…but really how much could this amount to? 10 ,maybe 15 cents 😉

    • September 11, 2013 at 3:08 PM

      Can’t get blood from a stone. It cost her more to produce her screeching than she made on it.

    • LifeIsGood
      September 11, 2013 at 4:11 PM

      Doesn’t someone actually have to play the songs for her to make a residual? Who would play that crap?

      • September 11, 2013 at 11:48 PM

        The Marco brothers when the are having their chest and great hair waxed?

  71. September 11, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    I do think that Bravo will cut them all loose-well the yucko-Manzos may get a spin-off show that 10 people will watch a couple of times, after all this is Bravo we are talking about here! Remember JTG’s lawyer is alleging that Bravo set him up, so IOM they will cut their losses.

    Karagiorgis’ attorney said: This was something that was done for a reality show gone awry,” Sekas said. “We will cooperate with the authorities because we want justice to be served. My client doesn’t want these people to get away with it.” Sekas said more than three people were involved in the assault and called the incident an instance of “a reality show gone wild. It was done for a ratings grab.”

    How I would love for someone-anyone to take Bravo to the cleaners 🙂

    • September 11, 2013 at 3:28 PM

      *IMO

    • September 11, 2013 at 3:48 PM

      Me, too.

  72. September 11, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Think about how bad this looks to Bravo:
    Karagiorgis said the incident was serious, leaving him with a broken nose, bruises, lumps and head trauma. According to the complaint, “the victim stated he was punched in the left eye and in the nose by Mr. Guiseppe Gorga.” Gorga yelled, “I’ll [expletive] kill you,” as he was repeatedly punched in the head, the complaint stated. Gorga, of Montville, husband of “Housewives” star Melissa Gorga, and brother of co-star Teresa Giudice, then allegedly walked around the camera crew. That’s when the complaint alleges Christopher Laurita “punched the victim on the left side of the head with a closed fist.” Laurita similarly threatened to kill Karagiorgis, the complaint alleged. “Mr. Gorga then emerged from behind the victim and again punched him with a closed fist,” the complaint continues. “This time, he struck him in the back of the head.” Next, the complaint says, “Ms. Jacqueline Laurita then struck the victim in the forehead with the heel of a stiletto type shoe. Eventually, security for the television show was able to separate all parties involved without any further incidents.” The police report states Karagiorgis “had obvious injuries to his head,” including lumps and abrasions. –

    So little baby MARCO came in from behind him while he was being held and punched him in the bacK of the head???????? Are you kidding me right now??? This is News to me.

    • Sue
      September 11, 2013 at 2:46 PM

      Jac fans are defending it all on RHONJ on Facebook and their money issues too.

      • September 11, 2013 at 2:55 PM

        Of course they are! 🙂

      • September 11, 2013 at 3:09 PM

        There are Jac fans? I thought it was called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS.

        • September 11, 2013 at 3:19 PM

          🙂 🙂 Sometimes I think I need :RHNJ ANONYMOUS!

        • mktgdrivethru
          September 12, 2013 at 12:38 AM

          She’s not an alcoholic; she’s a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

        • Saddle_River_NJ
          September 12, 2013 at 8:52 AM

          I’m sure there are plenty of Jac-aholics out there. Doesn’t everyone aspire to be a botox addled drunk staggering around the house sobbing about how everyone is out to get them?

    • Miss Alicat
      September 11, 2013 at 7:35 PM

      So much for that “No violence” promise to Tre, right?

  73. September 11, 2013 at 2:41 PM

    We know how TB acts when he gets angry. On page 189 of TSIL book,

    – The kids understand if they upset me, they upset Joe. “Don’t get Mommy mad or you’ll get me mad, he says. The kids can’t back down fast enough.

    • Sue
      September 11, 2013 at 2:48 PM

      So they threaten their kids? Geezus!! Somebody needs to put that on FB. I got kicked off FB for a while by stating such truths.

    • September 11, 2013 at 2:54 PM

      I can just see him now pounding the table after hearing about a bad grade. Remember when they were showing off the older son’s bedroom and he said he had built an outside door with a stairs so his sons girlfriends could come and go????????He is crazy!!!!

      • rhofw
        September 11, 2013 at 4:30 PM

        Lol!! “pounding the table after hearing about a bad grade” or the kid hands him the report card forgetting SlowJoe is illiterate and he explodes after forcing them to read it to him…

    • September 11, 2013 at 5:30 PM

      Sadly, I remember when we were first introduced to Melissa’s accessories, oopps! I mean children. I get being frightened by cameras. They watch their parents for clues on their “moods” – is he in a good mood or a bad mood?? The older son is getting cocky now because he has figured out that his parents won’t do anything to him while they are on camera….”it’s a stupid billboard” anyone? They are beautiful children but there isn’t that light in their eyes that Caroline talked about. And if you watch them when they are with their cousins they are fully animated and clearly at ease.

  74. Autumn
    September 11, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    3 million ppl is just barely bigger than Chicago. I guess that’s a fantastic number for bravo- but from tv land, it doesn’t seem that impressive considering the ratings of some shows.

  75. NCGal
    September 11, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    On Twitter

    Faux Reality Ent ‏@FauxRealityE 22m

    Dear @Teresa_Giudice ask @KathyWakile & #CreepyDickie with whom they spoke for over an hour night before Moxie #RHONJ #ScrewFamily

    Anyone?? What is Moxie? Does that pertain to next week’s episode?

    • NCGal
      September 11, 2013 at 3:05 PM

      Replying to my own post bec. I found another

      Faux Reality Ent ‏@FauxRealityE 30m

      Remember when @KathyWakile said family sticks together agst outsiders? #RHONJ #LyingSnake She forgot night before Moxie.

      • GPM
        September 11, 2013 at 3:25 PM

        I know nothing about this but am equally intrigued, NCGal.

        I think the brawl where JTG was attacked was at the “Moxie Salon” — could Moxie be a reference to that night?

        If so, perhaps Faux is saying that TC and TCIL — hehe — met with someone who means Teresa ill for over an hour the night before the brawl, thus not sticking together against outsiders as a family would?

        The only person I can think of that might fit that bill would be . . . ugh . . . Kim G? Or perhaps her friend, Monocle?

    • September 11, 2013 at 3:17 PM

      Is Moxie the salon? I’ll bet she talked to Penny or Jan! We know that Jac and Caroline did!

  76. tulip
    September 11, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    I found a website for Moxie Salon in Ridgewood New Jersey. Could that be it?

    • NCGal
      September 11, 2013 at 3:33 PM

      We must have all posted at the same time – that is it, the one in Ridgewood.

      I do think it is with someone who wishes Teresa no good, based on the lying snake, etc. tags.

    • Jeannie5233
      September 11, 2013 at 3:36 PM

      The Moxie Salon is where Kim D. was opening her Posche2 boutique and that is where the brawl took place.

    • September 11, 2013 at 3:48 PM

      That’s the one-that’s where TB, Chris and Jac attacked JTG!

      • NCGal
        September 11, 2013 at 3:50 PM

        Faux seems to have some type of relationship with Johnny the Greek, a twitter relationship, in that they tweet back and forth.

        I wonder if Kathy and the Pig also went to see Penny to get her to turn on Teresa, just like the despicable Gorgas did. Penny, in her blog talks about the visit from the Gorgas and a follow up visit from Joe Gorga and Richie. Nowhere does she mention Kathy.

        She met with the Gorgas on Feb. 28, 2013. She gives no date for the meeting with Pig Richie and Joe Gorga.

        As best I can figure, the actual brawl happened on March 30, 2013. So that would mean that the Walikies met with someone on the 29th of March?????

        Like I said, as best as I can figure – I’m not good at this mystery solving.

        • Jeannie5233
          September 11, 2013 at 3:56 PM

          I think all of them were involved – the Gorgas, the Wakiles, the Manzos, and the Lauritas – in trying to get the Greeks to turn on Teresa and set her up. When that failed, they decided to set the Greeks up to make them look bad. Don’t forget TB and Rich showing up at JTG’s work to “make amends” so he would feel it was okay to accompany Penny to the Posche2 event.

          • September 11, 2013 at 7:30 PM

            Yes Faux does have an on-line friendship with the Greeks, but I also think due to their close proximity they have met as well based upon some of her tweets.

          • September 11, 2013 at 7:32 PM

            If I remember correctly, the showing up at JTG’s work was not filmed, but can’t remember.

            • NCGal
              September 11, 2013 at 7:41 PM

              The latest tweets are that it was a phone call the Walkiles made on March 29 with the intent to set Teresa up for something.

              Faux Reality Ent ‏@FauxRealityE 14m
              @claudia65 Moxie Posche party was March 30th, so the phone call was March 29th

              Faux Reality Ent ‏@FauxRealityE 1h
              Ambush that #Wakiles tried to mastermind agnst Tre at Moxie was as bad as anything #Gorgas tried #RHONJ

              • Jeannie5233
                September 11, 2013 at 8:01 PM

                Here is Faux’s tweet point blank saying the Wakiles were plotting to set up Teresa the night before the brawl:

                Faux Reality Ent ‏@FauxRealityE 2h
                Can we get back to why @KathyWakile said “family sticks together” on camera but she & #Creepy called to set up Tre nite before Moxie #RHONJ
                2:30 PM – 11 Sep 13

                The meeting between TB, Retched, and JTG was not filmed and was before the retreat to Arizona so TB and Retched were already in cohoots then.

                • Confused
                  September 12, 2013 at 5:39 PM

                  There is security footage of their meeting. While it’s not filmed by Bravo there is proof that they came for a visit.

      • Saddle_River_NJ
        September 11, 2013 at 4:41 PM

        There are actually two separate locations right across the street from each other. The snotty little Moxie girls have this misguided notion that Ridgewood welcomes salons with hip, twinked out stylists. The attitude of most folk in town (I grew up there and my mom still lives there) is they are as trashy as the Housewives can go to hell. Some friends have given the place a try. The workers are sassy, trashy, gossipy little bitches that think they are all that because they graduated from some “Casa de Couture” beauty academy. They can’t cut hair, their makeup applications remind one of a coke whore, and they are happy to trash other customers. They need to go back to Montclair…

        • lalala
          September 11, 2013 at 10:34 PM

          ‘They need to go back to montclair’ haha now that made me chuckle.

        • dmb
          September 12, 2013 at 6:13 AM

          you heard they’re opening another location at the mall in Riverside.

          • Saddle_River_NJ
            September 12, 2013 at 8:48 AM

            Well don’t that figure. I’ve always thought The Shops at Riverside/Riverside Square a tad on the pretentious side. It’s the perfect spot for those classless twinks. I remember the “good old days” when it was only Bloomindales sitting there next to the River…

  77. September 11, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    Off ttopic but does anyone remember season 2 when Tre was in hospital having audriana? Josie phoned her and was mean as hell! Here’s the convo

    Josie. Sta ancora dentro? (Is it still inside you?)
    Tre. I guess
    Josie well you looked as big as hell yesterday my gawd!
    Tre you mean I looked good as hell
    The doctor laughs
    Josie is that the doctor?
    Tre yeah
    Josie (realising he’d been caught) OK doc take good care oF her!

    If my brother told me as I was about to give birth that I ‘looked as big as hell yesterday my gawd’ I’d knock him out.

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:25 PM

      I remember the phone call, but not the details — he’s a putz!

      • September 12, 2013 at 6:18 PM

        I’ve been on holidays and since I was bored out of my mind I watched all the seasons again and took notes lol watching them with hindsight is a wonderful thing lol

    • Sue
      September 11, 2013 at 7:54 PM

      My god that is awful. what a f*cking prick!

      • September 12, 2013 at 6:16 PM

        Yip. Maybe he should take off his blinkers and realise that he, his wife, who his parents ‘look at as if she’s the devil’ (by his own admission) and his unimportant wallflower of a cousin are actually the root of ALL problems….

  78. Jeannie5233
    September 11, 2013 at 3:45 PM

    Everyone should remember Rich Wakile and Joe Gorga went to JTG’s place of business to call a truce to make him feel comfortable about coming to the Posche2 event, setting him up for a confrontation.

    My bet is that the Wakiles and the Gorgas were in on it with the Laurita/Manzos to set things up to confront JTG about the cheating and accusing JTG falsely of making comments about Nicholas. This is when it was supposed to be where JTG says “Ask your sister” thus setting up TERESA to take the blame for the cheating rumors.

    But Joe Gorga went off script and got violent – as usual – and it changed everything.

    All of them – the Gorgas and the Wakiles (Teresa’s family) and the Manzo/Lauritas (the outsiders) were in on it to frame Teresa – but it backfired.

    • Saddle_River_NJ
      September 11, 2013 at 4:45 PM

      Jeannie – I agree with everything except the bit about The Gorgon going off script. I’m sure The Loose Lass et. al. worked their little monkey into a lather knowing full well he would give the Greek a beating. You know – sending a message to Penny via a brutalized husband….

      • September 11, 2013 at 5:22 PM

        151

        • Jeannie5233
          September 11, 2013 at 5:27 PM

          gessie – it’s been a long day for me – can you explain the numbers please? I am clueless!!!

          • September 11, 2013 at 5:51 PM

            I’m guessing that it is the number of Saddleism’s for TSIL and TB

            • September 11, 2013 at 7:40 PM

              I was going to ask too but figured I’d wait until I waded through all the comments to see if she explained. That’s hilarious!

            • September 12, 2013 at 12:37 AM

              Good guess, mz!!!!

          • September 12, 2013 at 12:36 AM

            I’m counting Saddle’s hilarious ever- changing names for the shore whore.

            • Jeannie5233
              September 12, 2013 at 6:42 AM

              Thanks gessie! LOL!!

        • Debbie J
          September 11, 2013 at 6:20 PM

          would this be 151 proof?

          • September 12, 2013 at 12:39 AM

            My favorite thus far is cauldron of clamidia (sp)

    • LilyM
      September 11, 2013 at 5:34 PM

      Did they ask Bravo for footage of that fight also? Because if they did, JTG lawyers can prove the premeditation comparing dates and editing from the series, no?

      • September 11, 2013 at 9:04 PM

        I remember reading somewhere that there were 3 cameramen filming but two of them got smashed around and their film didn’t make it – so if this is true (sorry I can’t remember details), then there was only one film that survived. who knows?

        • Saddle_River_NJ
          September 11, 2013 at 10:42 PM

          They actually use video, not film. A friend of mine was eating across the street at Mela and caught a bit of the production team and a bit of the commotion. They appeared to be using digital camcorders which use removable media (cards) so even if the camera was “smashed” the card would most likely have been fine. Bravo/Sirens is just plain lying (suprise)

        • September 12, 2013 at 12:40 AM

          How convenient.

    • September 13, 2013 at 1:24 AM

      See I do not think that the Manzos/Lauritas really want to cause the Guidice’s harm I think Jac really does love T they were friends for a 10 yrs prior to the show. I could see the Wakiles trying to help out the Manzos (Kathy seems to really appreciate Caroline). I also think Kathy has some guilt about getting on the show. Does anyone know how they got on?

  79. September 11, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    Have a good night-time to start cooking .

  80. September 11, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    Duck Dynasty fans, whats up with Chris Manzo and DD?

    • September 11, 2013 at 4:24 PM

      WTF?

      • September 11, 2013 at 4:33 PM

        You too can put your pretty face on there!! HA

        • September 11, 2013 at 5:18 PM

          Goodness don’t scare me like that! I’m picturing an invasion of LA to fill swamps with BLK sludge by the Manzo’s.

          • September 11, 2013 at 5:23 PM

            They will jump on any band wagon-that BLK water would kills all the ducks anyway 😉

            • September 11, 2013 at 5:35 PM

              *KILL not kills

            • September 11, 2013 at 11:52 PM

              They need Dawn detergent to get the black water off the ducks. Maybe the five imbeciles who drink da ole black watah should have a shot of dawn after their refreshing chilled beverage as a precaution.

              • elemcee
                September 12, 2013 at 9:40 AM

                HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

            • September 12, 2013 at 6:44 AM

              What happened to the BLK lawsuit? The Lauritas News Star Group still selling Tributo Tequila?

          • September 11, 2013 at 6:54 PM

            Our swamp water is already black, naturally done by Mother Nature herself. We were told, while growing up, to never drink the swamp water.

            • Saddle_River_NJ
              September 11, 2013 at 11:35 PM

              OMG!!! I just had a horrible thought. There is a swamp (no joke) across the street from CrackerJax’s house. What if they are bottling that wretched stuff as BLK? It fits in. Fake Boobs, Fake Lawyer, Fake “Spring Water”….

              • September 11, 2013 at 11:54 PM

                They are probably getting it from an old contaminated well at Grandma’s house/ office.

  81. September 11, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    Just one more: Look at this!!!! Is this the Non- lawyer’s wife:???

    Patricia McGuire has over twenty seven years of political and government affairs experience in New Jersey.

    She served as Deputy Chief of Staff for three years to Governor Jon S. Corzine. Ms. McGuire coordinated Governor Corzine’s Legislative and Budgetary initiatives. She also worked on behalf of the Governor’s office with Advocacy groups, Legislators, Local Elected Officials and Commissioners to develop policy on behalf of the Administration.

    Ms. McGuire has been an advisor to United States Senators Frank Lautenberg and Robert Menendez. Along with serving as Chief of Staff to then Congressman Robert Menendez and State Director for then United States Senator Jon S. Corzine.

    During her endeavors Ms. McGuire, has been a political consultant for numerous campaigns in New Jersey including serving as Political Director for President Clinton, State Director for Kerry for President and Coordinated Campaign Director in the 1997 Governor’s race.

    Prior to joining Governor Corzine’s administration Ms. McGuire was co-owner of Front Porch Strategies a grass roots advocacy firm.

    I wonder? Are they in with the Manzos?

    • JerseyG
      September 12, 2013 at 1:59 AM

      Well she does have a husband named Mark…. but lives in Summit, NJ.

      Just did a quick check and her husband’s last name is Nelson. Mark Nelson.

      She’s 56 and he’s 58.

  82. Jeannie5233
    September 11, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    There is no question in my mind Kathy Wakile is a snake in the grass – whether she is the one Faux is referring to or not. She has betrayed Teresa numerous times and I have no doubt continues to. Why isn’t she EVER photgraphed with Teresa outside of the show, yet she is with the Gorgas and TSIL’s sisters.

    She and TSIL have become fast friends, making appearances exclusively together. Kathy also uses TSIL’s makeup artist and TSIL’s hairdresser. She and QOM aka GracetheEvil (TSIL’s soldier and mouthpiece) were great friends on Twitter until he shut down his accounts and she ALSO is very close to TSIL’s sisters:

    Lysa Simpson ‏@LysaSimpson 5 May
    I wish! “@KathyWakile: In Cali for #cincodemayo with @LysaSimpson & @kimpirrella HaHa only kidding we’re in #Jersey pic.twitter.com/iAw29QS3vs”
    4:03 PM – 5 May 13

    The picture, originally tweeted by Kathy, is of Kathy and TSIL’s sisters Lysa and Kim, very cozily celebrating together.

    The only strong family tie Kathy has is to herself.

    • September 11, 2013 at 5:21 PM

      I have always said she is the Quintessential “Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing”! She is the worst.

    • September 11, 2013 at 5:42 PM

      Kathy likely gave Melissa all kinds of useful ammo from growing up with Teresa. And because she is so frigging needy, Melissa and her sisters have no problem giving her a little attention to get what they need to take down Teresa. It is not snake in the grass – it is snakeS in the grass and they are named Melissa and Kathy.

  83. Grand-Beth
    September 11, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    Bravo are putting comments through. I was typing so fast I think I was leaving off words and letters trying to hurry and hit post before they stopped. I think I got at least 3 posted. Now that they have finished filming I guess they don`t care But, I wanted to get my 2 cents in before they deleted me. Talk about hit and run!!

  84. September 11, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    I think toooooo much attention is being bestowed to the whorgas ,look at all the topics but im sure she n bravo are loving it ,jus sayin

  85. September 11, 2013 at 6:39 PM

    Funniest thing I read today: That your Mr Weiner of NY got chased through a McDonalds by a porn star!

    I cannot believe it’s been 12 years since September 11. I remember watching in horror the live pictures thinking how can that happen in America!

    To all those affected by the senseless attack, you are all in my heart today.

    • charok
      September 11, 2013 at 11:22 PM

      indeed hard to believe 12 years ago…i walked into work and everyone jammed packed in the break room looking at the tv…first tower already hit/ smoke. i then seen the 2nd plane..i think about the victims and the heros of that day…however today, the “2 million bikers to DC” really stirred my heart and swelled me with pride and hope…god bless them all!!!

      • September 12, 2013 at 9:19 AM

        I had just been to the Boston area a few weeks before then and my good friend, who I stayed with there, was either flying in or out of Boston that day and I couldn’t remember which. I kept calling her cell (no service) and her apartment and was getting no answer so I was freaking out. One of my calls finally woke up her roommate and she listened to the messages and called me back — she had no clue what had happened. She WAS able to confirm that my friend Suz was due to fly INTO Boston that evening, so she was in no danger. It was such a surreal day.

      • September 12, 2013 at 9:23 AM

        That was amazing to watch the different videos of all the bikers rolling into DC. Absolutely amazing. I have seen our Indiana Patriot Guard escorting fallen soldiers on their final trip and it is really chilling to witness.

  86. September 11, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Side note.. I find it very annoying that bravotv.com posts the WWHL clips from the entire show with Danielle Staub, but the only part they left out was the one where she responds to Tresa nicely… And calls Andy out about the firing.

    Guess when he agreed to do the one on one live only for her he wasn’t too happy with it…. Annoying. Anyone have links to the clips?

  87. September 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    Well.. The last 2-3 episodes of WWHL have had random guests and the topic of conv always goes to the Giudices. whether you agree or not, this has out them in the mainstream media and are now household names..good or bad

    If she goes in and comes out, she will have a bigger empire than before.

    Martha Stewart anyone?

    • September 11, 2013 at 7:06 PM

      Bethenny frankel is distasteful..

      That is all 🙂

      • Sue
        September 11, 2013 at 7:48 PM

        As compared to who?

  88. September 11, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    Off topic … but funny (in my mind)

    Dear Daughters,

    Should I ever learn you have been twerking anywhere at any time, Grandma and I will learn to do it ourselves and make sure to attend every bar and/or party you go to.

    Sorry … this just tickled my funny bone.

  89. Grand-Beth
    September 11, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    I just went on Melissa`s blog and posted. I so hope it gets through 🙂

    Melissa, could you please answer a few questions viewers have been dying to ask/
    you may have addressed some of these in your book but I thought I would ask.

    #1 What was your profession before you became famous?
    #2 Do you cook every night for your family or just week-days?
    #3 Do you get paid for magazine covers or do them for free?
    #4 Did you take singing lessons?
    #5 Are you a soccer mom?
    #6 Did you have a co-writer for your book?
    #7 Is it true your husband gives you poison?
    #8 Do you believe in Bo-tox
    #9 Do you read Mother-Goose rhymes to your children?
    #10 Have you ever met Jo-Lo?

    • pjbottoms
      September 12, 2013 at 11:49 AM

      Good questions— I’ll answer for Melissa and she can correct me if I’m wrong.

      1) I was born famous.
      2) I don’t cook every night, but when I am home, I do cook and clean.
      3) I do magazine shoots because I love myself and my image brings beauty to the world.
      4) No. I did not take singing lessons because I have a natural singing ablilty.
      5) No. I’m not a soccer mom. My kids don’t play soccer.
      6) No I did not have a co-writer–no one would work with me on this book.
      7) Duh.
      8) Not officially, but Jac tells me Bo-tox is a nice religion.
      9) I read my song lyrics to my children. They rhyme sorta.
      10) No I’ve never met J-Lo because I have been too busy.

      xxoo Melissa Gorga

      • Grand-Beth
        September 12, 2013 at 11:30 PM

        🙂 That was too funny PJ

      • September 13, 2013 at 9:46 AM

        Yep, sounds like her, lol number 10 is my fav!

  90. Grand-Beth
    September 11, 2013 at 10:36 PM

    My luck just ran out. I guess she doesn`t take questions 😦

  91. September 12, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    Everything in a nutshell – How to market to housewives, the ultimate consumer. Create a persona they can identify with. Reach them in their homes – via tv and social media. Free publicy. Huge market for goods.

  92. nice italian girl
    September 12, 2013 at 8:41 AM

    Can anyone answer why it apparently took Melissa 7 years to graduate from college? Her diploma says Melissa Gorga.And if her father’s friend paid her tuition, why did she need to work 3 jobs?

    • difromnyc
      September 12, 2013 at 9:13 AM

      Very few people finish their degree in 4 years. Its not uncommon to take up to 10 years to finish it.

      She graduated post marriage I believe

      Her fathe’rs friend ‘helped.’ I’m no melissa fan but I had help w/ my college tuition (took me 5.5 years to graduate, and I still worked full time in the process. There is nothing shocking or wrong about it.

    • September 12, 2013 at 9:13 AM

      Because she lies more than a politician!

    • September 12, 2013 at 9:22 AM

      The list is long for questions revolving around her timeline and finacial circumstances. One day she is building a mansion yet can not afford diapers for her child. Her family does not have health insurance to pay for her heart operation. They were in a financial crisis when Gino was in the hospital. She out and out lies and exagerates some truth. Who can honestly believe a thing she says except strangers.

      • Jeannie5233
        September 12, 2013 at 9:28 AM

        I may be mistaken but I think Melissa graduated, cried to TB how she hated it, quit, and went to work for him before they were married.

        Fame has the correct timeline here somewhere.

        • September 12, 2013 at 9:37 AM

          The timeline is here:

          https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2013/08/18/melissa-gorga-lied-in-her-book-about-meeting-joe-gorga-in-2000-they-met-in-cancun-in-march-2003/

          Teresa provided the true timeline (excluding them meeting in Cancun in March 2003) in a testimonial (TH interview) in season 3 episode 6:

          Melissa met Joe Gorga in Cancun in March 2003, she started dating him in October 2003, she moved in with him in December 2003, and she married him in August 2004.

          The following is more of the timeline:

          She moved to Florida with her mother and had a lesbian relationship as a 16-year-old in 1995, she was arrested for ‘retail theft’ at age 18 in Florida in 1997, she graduated from Boca Raton High School in 1998, and she moved back to New Jersey sometime after 1998.

          In her book she is claiming she met Joe in 2000, but she was living with Bryan Bowen during the two years prior to meeting Joe, which was actually in Cancun in March 2003 [Bryan told CY Interview on August 17, 2013, that “a lot of negative stuff has been said about me, which I will address, just not at this moment”].

          From 1999 until January 2004, she was a college student (she graduated from New Jersey City University in January 2004). During 2003 (based on a “pay register” she provided), she worked at Lookers Gentlemen’s Club, where “Joe Gorga used to come see her when she was a bartender” (per her April 12, 2012 interview with Reality Tea).

          She may have been living with Bryan in early 2003, and didn’t start dating Joe until seven months after first meeting him in March 2003. According to Byran’s tweets, he kicked her out, she went to live with some friends for a few months, and then she moved in with Joe Gorga – and she told Bryan she was going to marry the millionaire if he didn’t stop seeing other woman.

          In her book, Melissa said her uncle paid to send her to college:

          https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2013/08/03/in-her-sex-and-marriage-advice-book-melissa-gorga-says-men-desire-her-and-women-envy-her/#more-21343

          “My godfather, Uncle Johnny, gave me a tight hug. He said, ‘You have a great future ahead of you, Melissa. I won’t let this tragedy ruin your life. I’m your godfather. It’s my responsibility to step up. I’m going to help you go to college.’ I heard his words, and appreciated his offer. It was a long time before I could wade through my depression and accept it… Eventually I was accepted into a four-year college in Jersey City to study elementary school education… True to his word, Uncle Johnny, God bless him, helped with tuition. I found an apartment with roommates and worked three jobs while attending classes in order to pay the rent. I might have started out the spoiled baby of the family, but any bratty sense of entitlement was gone.”

          In her blogs and on the show, Melissa said she worked three jobs to put herself through college:

          https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2012/02/13/melissa-gorgas-best-quotes/

          “My parents always made sure I knew what it is like to work for something and not get anything handed to you. I put myself through college with the help of my godfather and worked three jobs doing it. I was substitute teaching, working in a tanning salon, and bar tending one night a week.” – Melissa Gorga, ‘Like a Prayer’ Bravo blog, April 30, 2012

          “I held down three jobs to put myself through college when I first met Joe. My father had just passed and my uncle/godfather helped me. What’s wrong with working three jobs? What’s wrong with working to pay your own way? That is one of the reasons why her brother loves me and respects me so much. I’ll do whatever it takes. ” – Melissa Gorga, ‘Light at the End of the Tunnel’ Bravo blog, June 21, 2011

          In season 3, episode 6, Joe said Melissa was working three jobs when he met her, and he said that he would put her on a pedestal and give her everything she wanted (so she wouldn’t have to work three jobs anymore, including the one in the sex industry).

          The Gorgas are sticking to the story that she was working three jobs when Joe met her in 2003. And she is being more specific now, saying she ‘bartended’ one night per week to fit the time frame of the pay register she released to AllAboutTRH in December 2011. She told Reality Tea she can’t remember when she graduated college because it won’t match the Lookers’ pay register, which means she’ll be caught in another lie.

          “If her father’s friend paid her tuition, why did she need to work 3 jobs?” – nice italian girl, 2013/09/12 at 8:41 AM

          The story about her teaching is here:

          https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2012/10/12/who-is-the-mystery-man-with-melissa-marco-in-april-2003-a-month-after-she-first-met-joe-gorga/

          “In season 4 episode 20, Melissa says she was a second-grade teacher when she was bartending at Lookers in 2003. However, in her April 2012 she told Examiner.com that she was in college (she didn’t graduate from college until January 2004 — when Joe visited her while she was working at Lookers (which, according to her pay register, was in 2003). During part 3 of the season 4 reunion special, Joe Gorga said Melissa was a teacher when he met her and in the next breath says she was in college when her met her. So their story is falling apart because they can’t keep their lies straight.”

          “Melissa was never a teacher. She was going to school when she met Joe but on her 1st day of STUDENT TEACHING she decided she didn’t like it & quit. She was never a substitute teacher, another lie she has told.” – xjrsygrl7733, 2013/08/03 at 9:17 AM

          In her Bravo blog and on the show, she said that she worked for Joe as his secretary:

          http://blowsunshine.wordpress.com/

          “When I first met Joe and for the first few years we were married, he owned a landscaping company. We did well for two newlyweds in our 20s, but nothing like we are now. We worked for it together. From the day we got engaged, Joe asked me to work in his office as his secretary and suggested not going into the school system to be a teacher. I had just graduated college and really wanted my own classroom. I did go to a teachers’ fair and got hired as a teacher, but after discussing it with Joe, I decided not to take the job and to work with him in his office. Joe felt like with me backing him up rather than have a stranger running things, we would make the business more successful. Well Joe was right. I worked in that office 9 to 5 Monday through Friday and did it. Even when Antonia was born, I used to bring her and all her toys to the office and I would work all day with her there. It wasn’t always easy.” – Melissa Gorga, ‘Like a Prayer’ Bravo blog, April 30, 2012

          • Jeannie5233
            September 12, 2013 at 11:01 AM

            Thanks Fame!

          • really_bravo
            September 12, 2013 at 6:14 PM

            Omg, if she became a teacher….can you imagine this lady teaching our kids? Keep her away from the poles on the playground, I can only imagine what she’d be teaching

  93. tulip
    September 12, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    Why is there no blog up for Jacqueline yet on Bravo’s site?

    • Jeannie5233
      September 12, 2013 at 9:24 AM

      Probably because she was barely in last week’s episode. She did tweet she couldn’t do the high wire because she was two weeks post surgery.

  94. pjbottoms
    September 12, 2013 at 11:40 AM

    I’m late (as usual) to jump in here, but there you have it: They want their own show and are upset that they are getting the bad edit. These two are too much!

  95. LindenNJ
    September 14, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    I noticed that comment and she also said she hates feeling like she’s just waiting to see who Tre will dig up next. So she slipped up that there are ppl she’s worried about talking. I pegged Meho from getgo. Whatta FRAUD.

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