Teresa Giudice Blogs, “I’ll Keep Being a Good Girl”; Melissa Gorga Blogs, “The Reason Teresa and Joe Didn’t Speak for Over a Year Had Nothing to Do with Jacqueline – It Was So Beyond That”
Teresa Giudice blogged, “I’ll keep being a good girl,” referencing Melissa’s belittling comment to her during season 5 episode 10, “We’ll be good as long as you stay being a good girl” – because we all know everything is Teresa’s fault.
The following is an excerpt from her Bravo blog.
Passing the Sizzle Tans Crown
By Teresa Giudice
August 5, 2013
Teresa shares her thoughts on Joe’s billboard and the sit-down with Jacqueline.
Thank you all so much for your support this week. I appreciate it more than you will ever know. xx
I really am trying to let things roll off my back. I just want my family together and at peace, no matter what. Insult me, make fun of me, do what you will. I’ll keep being a “good little girl.”
I cannot believe on last night’s episode they showed a clip of my old Sizzle Tans commercial! It was one of the first things I ever did when I was on Housewives. I totally regret it, it’s so cheesy! I had an inexperienced PR person at the time, who convinced me it was a good idea. And Andy will never let me forget it! “I tan, I spray…” It seems like a million years ago. I’d just had Audriana four months before we shot this, and I was nervous. You can tell Joey wasn’t nervous! I thought he looked great. I’m happy to pass the Sizzle Tans crown on to him. Enjoy!
The sit-down with Jacqueline was intense. I was deeply hurt because we had been so close for so many years. I never expected her to turn on me like she did. I certainly never got any packet of information about Danielle’s past, but if I did, I wouldn’t have read it. I really don’t care about people’s pasts, and I don’t have time to go digging. I’m raising 4 kids and working! I’m not the gravedigger in the bunch, believe me!
Yes, five years ago, I flipped one table — the first and last I’ve ever flipped in anger. I’m a passionate person, but I have grown. I watched the scene on TV and I didn’t like what I saw. I don’t want my kids to see that, and I would never do that again. I’ve never physically attacked anyone, and you certainly haven’t seen me do that this season! I’ve learned from my mistakes. And I have no issues with Danielle anymore. At the time, she was attacking my friends, and I was defending them. Then she said things about me, and it made me mad. But that was a long, long time ago, and I’ve moved on. I’ve apologized publicly, and I wish her all the best. And I wish all the best to her gorgeous girls. She must be doing something right to have such great kids. (Kids that aren’t making fools of themselves on Twitter…)
You’ll have to see how it all plays out with me and Jacqueline. It’s far from over!
Thank you all again for your support and prayers.
“I don’t trust that asshole bleaching, lip waxing (all of them) traitor.” – Anonymous commenter on Jacqueline Laurita
Two hours after Teresa’s blog was published, Melissa posted her Bravo blog. Melissa and Jacqueline conspired to get their lies straight before blogging, with Melissa writing, “I will say that the reason Teresa and Joe didn’t speak for over a year had nothing to do with Jacqueline – it was so beyond that,” reiterating what Jacqueline wrote in her blog for the episode: “Teresa’s family, including her brother, have all told me that I had nothing to do with the reason they didn’t talk to her for that year. They have all told Teresa that as well.”
Melissa and Jacqueline lie for each other. The footage speaks for itself. Teresa’s brother texted her the day after the season 4 finale, saying, “You’re dead to me.” So strippergate and Jacqueline’s accusations that “Teresa is the one that set it up” is the reason for Joe Gorga’s text and why he refused to speak to his sister for more than a year [the Gorgas and Giudices had just spent a pleasant week together in an RV in California and had left together as a sign of unity when Caroline berated and insulted Teresa in Napa].
After the season 4 finale taped in September 2011, they falsely accused Teresa of being behind the blogs, so their anger and hatred intensified, which certainly was another reason they refused to have anything to do with her until February 2013.
It should be clear to the cast that Teresa doesn’t have an army online trying to influence the viewers (it’s the rest of the cast that is behind the negative tabloid stories about Teresa), but in Jacqueline’s Bravo blog for episode 10, she continues to imply that she does, writing: “I tweet from my own Twitter. I don’t make up fake accounts or get others to speak or tweet for me. Whatever I have to say comes straight from me, and I’ll even say it to them and/or publicly. I’m certainly not sneaky.”
Jacqueline was at a loss for words at the end of episode 10 when Teresa asked her what she’s done to hurt her. Teresa should challenge Melissa and Jacqueline to itemize everything she’s done “so beyond strippergate” to “hurt them,” with timestamps on each of her transgressions.
The following is an excerpt from Melissa’s Bravo blog for season 5 episode 10.
Joe Hams It Up
By Melissa Gorga
August 5, 2013
Melissa dishes on her fan-filled photo shoot and Joe’s Sizzle Tan billboard.
How amazing is it to see our whole family together? The kids running up to each other puts a huge smile on my face. It’s such a beautiful thing to be able to have Sunday dinners together and really enjoy one another’s company. Antonia and Milania are priceless together! That’s all I ever wanted; just to see the kids happy and see Joe and Teresa happy and be able to have all our children at one dinner table.
The Sizzle Tan photo shoot was hysterical! Joe is such a HAM! He loves himself, LOL… I can’t take him with the pecs and the pushups! How about that hottie he was with? OMG if that was me, I would never hear the end of it. And to top it all off, he stole my line and said it wrong! The correct saying is, “Why are you gonna go out for a burger when you have filet mignon at home?” Where the hell did he get hot dog from?! Anyway, it made me laugh and he looks great on that billboard! I’m definitely a lucky gal. Things had been good with Teresa and I, so I decided to pass on doing the billboard with him. I really wasn’t sure if she would even care or not, but things were so fresh and just getting better that I was absolutely not going to take any chances! I think they both looked great doing it!
As far as the situation with Jacqueline and Teresa goes, they have been friends for a long time and you can tell they don’t want to let go of their friendship. I don’t want to get involved in their relationship, but I will say that the reason Teresa and Joe didn’t speak for over a year had nothing to do with Jacqueline. It was so beyond that. I know Teresa knows that, and I know that Jacqueline was extremely frustrated getting the blame. That’s a huge weight to put on someone’s shoulders. Let’s see if those two can work it out!
I loved going out with Rosie and the gang. We had so much fun that night! I was hysterical watching her talk to Ellen. She kept going on and on. You have to admit, Rosie makes for some great TV! Her nerves were making me laugh, it was so cute! How did you like my rapping skills?! Ha! You didn’t know I had that in me, did you? When things are good with family and I see my husband happy, I’m able to just relax and be me. I always try to see the best in everyone and just have a good time. You only live once and I believe the more the merrier and the happier the better! YOLO!
Thank you for always supporting our family through the good times and bad. What you’re watching now is good, and I smiled the whole time I watched this episode!