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Are Joe and Melissa Gorga “Swingers”?

August 4, 2013

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“Oh my God! I found swingers! Oh Joe! I found swingers!” – Melissa Gorga, Season 5 Episode 10

“Of course you want a nice, juicy, peach. A nice, round (pause) fuzzy (pause) juicy (pause) peach. – Melissa Gorga (drunk and whispering in Rosie’s ear, slowly and seductively), Season 5 Episode 9

A lesbian bar! I would have liked to have been invited to that! – Melissa Gorga, Season 4, Episode 11

One of the reasons Teresa does hate Missy now is because Missy & Joe have an “open” marriage, and Teresa thinks it’s disgusting. Missy leaves her kids with her 2 nannies all the time to go clubbing and hook up and Joe sleeps with everyone in a skirt. – Anonymous, E-mail to StoopidHousewives, May 11, 2011

On January 20, 2013, Joe Gorga tweeted a photo from a motel room of another man, asking his followers, “What do you think of my boy’s body?” On January 26, 2013, Joe Gorga tweeted another photo of himself with the same man, saying, “Life is good.” They also tweeted photos of Melissa with the man’s girlfriend, Lisa Roberti (@lisaroberti1). Also, during season 5, episode 6, “Drinking With the Enemy,” the man and his girlfriend are in background shots when Kim D shows up at the club where the Wakiles, Lauritas and Gorgas are drinking.

Since then, the man and his girlfriend have appeared in other photos with the Gorgas:


With Melissa excited over finding “swingers” (and shouting, “Joe, I found swingers!”) during season 5 episode 10 (screen shots above; video below), you have to wonder if the rumors that they swing both ways are true. The following are FW articles related to rumors:

Melissa’s lip synching performances are often at LGBT bars/events – maybe they think if they present themselves as bisexual, they can build a bigger fan base (and maintain favor with Bravo Andy). On WWHL in 2012, Andy Cohen asked Melissa and Joe if they ever had sexual relationships with the same sex — both said ‘No’. However, their tweets and reports from the past suggest otherwise.

  1. Sackem
    August 4, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    Oh man, I just left my longest comment in ages on the previous page including a Britney quote…

    • August 4, 2013 at 7:40 PM

      I thought it was brilliant.

      • Sackem
        August 4, 2013 at 11:30 PM

        Thanks Moma.

    • Buck Henry
      August 4, 2013 at 7:59 PM

      More dirt is coming out and who knows, with Teresa and Joe about to go to prison and some people not wanting melissa to seem to win. They may spill all the info sooner or later.

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:06 PM

        Teresa and Joe are not about to go to prison. Justice is a process, RHONJ will long be gone and their cases, still being continued.

        • dp9113
          August 4, 2013 at 9:08 PM


        • August 4, 2013 at 10:18 PM

          thank you mama
          hey i now know where msandy spliced that chuckle of joes in at the vineyard,,,where he was on the phone,i watched last weeks again tonite and when T was crying about how the witch evil one had hurt her,she said to joe you wanna get in the hot tub ,the giggle from joe is where they spliced into the phone call to make us think he was talkin to a woman
          ms sandusky is evil with jacass caro,meho n catfish

  2. yup
    August 4, 2013 at 6:26 PM

    OMG! Suddenly it all makes sense! I never understood why Joey would be tweeting a photo of a shirtless male friend in a hotel room. So many past rumors are adding up now. Great job, Fame!

    • yup
      August 4, 2013 at 6:29 PM

      and for the record, I really don’t care if a married couple swings–if they’re both into it, good for them. But if you’re going to write a marriage manual detailing how you keep your husband satisfied (sexually and otherwise), this is a pretty big important thing to leave out. Melissa, what other big important details did you leave out of your book??

      • August 4, 2013 at 7:50 PM

        The truth.

        • Sackem
          August 4, 2013 at 11:31 PM


      • August 4, 2013 at 9:30 PM

        and…sorry to disagree…but if you go into clubs looking to hook-up with strangers for a quickie…eeewwweeee…disgusting. I’m not OCD, but there’s NO way I could say “Good for them,” or “Good for me.” I would more likely be saying. “Good GOD. Hell NO.”

        • August 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

          Love Italian Style.

        • yup
          August 4, 2013 at 11:28 PM

          If they’re swinging with that couple from Joey’s shirtless tweet, then they’re hardly picking up randoms at the local bar. Who cares who someone has sex with, as long as it’s consensual?

          • teramusique
            August 5, 2013 at 12:27 AM

            My personal issue with the Gorgas is the utter phoniness of what they portray for the cameras.
            Joey tries so hard to play the role of the macho tough guy.

            It was so fake and he was trying so hard, that people caught on that he’s probably at least bisexual if not full out gay just from how hard he tries to portray himself a certain way.

            as the Shakespeare quote goes “me thinks he protests too much”

            From the first episode he was on, Joey has been berating his wife with aggressive, overtly sexual comments. Often he does it in front of their little kids. He talked about his boner in front of the kids in Season 4. He referred to his daughter as a cock blocker because she was scared at night and wanted to sleep in her parent’s bed.

            Think about how embarrassed the Gorga kids will be when they get older and see how pathetic and disgusting their father behaved for the whole world to see.

            No wonder the senior Gorgas disown him. He is downright vile.

            I’ve also picked up on other things about Joey from Season 4. I don’t want to talk about it because it’s really seedy and awkward, but watch Antonia’s birthday party and the faces he makes looking at the kids who are at the party. Really strange behavior.

            • BasedonATrueStory
              August 5, 2013 at 1:09 AM

              I’ve noticed that same thing about the little Gorga, he does seem to try too hard. However, instead of being repulsed by it, I feel sorry for the little guy. Didn’t Teresa say something about him not having luck with women before Mel and that’s why her family was so guarded when they met her. He just seems to be very insecure, and that’s part of the reason I believe he holds onto to Melissa so tightly. He’s just a little guy who never thought that he’d find someone like Melissa(who he thinks is a saint), Melissa strokes his ego and makes him feel like a big guy. It would truly be sad if she ever left him(which is something I see happening), I would hate to see the little Gorga’s condition after that. Maybe though, if that did happen he’d get close to his parents again. I’m kind of on the fence about this information that people are letting out on Mel but I do believe that she makes it hard on him regarding his family, and being the little sad man that he is…he just goes along with it. Joe without Melissa was a loser, at least that’s how I believe he sees it.

            • yup
              August 5, 2013 at 1:56 AM

              agreed 100%. I’d love to hear a psychologist’s thoughts on Joey Gorga and his sexuality.

          • August 5, 2013 at 5:17 AM

            well, not necessarily – look how they are acting in the club

            Even looking at these pictures above and whole scene filmed in the club / bar :
            Whorgas both should take orange “taken” WRISTBANDS, based on their official (RHONJ) status, right?
            They are filming and they are married.
            They are not for fun there, not for themself, they are there for Rosie, right?To help her find someone …
            And they are in a bar where people treat these things seriously because this is their world, their life. I think it’s expected to treat it seriously that there is any missunderstanding and intent is known. And what do we see:
            – Melissa takes yellow-neon : IT’S COMPLICATED – she’s wide open, as she likes to say
            – Joe take : D.T.F – two wristbands – as he’s announcing it widely
            Melissa’s eyes and look on her face doesn’t say “oh, Joe, how dare you/how could you” – her eyes rather say: ” are u sure u wanna do it ” in a way what are u doing, you’re showing too much … It’s not overinterpretation based on their eyes- communication, u know these certain moments when u wanna communicate something to somebody but u can’t say it loud – u use eyes instead of lips … This is the moment. Add her happiness when she finds swingers and there you have it – Whorgas are swingers, not missing any opportunity!

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:10 AM

      That photo (taken at 2 or 3 in the am, in a hotel room) never did seem normal to me. Do some MEN really do this? Juicy drinks too much and needs to clean his act up in many ways, but you would NEVER in a million years catch him tweeting a photo of a shirtless man in a hotel room acting like a 13 year old girl-IMO !!!!

  3. Sackem
    August 4, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    PS are those photos from Missy and Kathy whoring out Rosie’s sexual orientation and relationship status AGAIN. And do we have to endure any comments about peaches?

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 7:27 PM

      thank you!!! i posted in an earlier post about time when rosie was flirting with another chick in a hottub and tsil TH she snarked about rosie needing to wipe the drool….it always struck me as a “jealous much missy? shes not drooling over you???” then of course the drunken peach talk just drives that home, like missy loves to “tease” rosie with “i know you think im hot,” or what did she say during the strip class her and kathy went to “you can look but not touch”…hmmm

      • Sue Ling
        August 5, 2013 at 1:03 AM

        When she said “you can look but not touch” during the stripper class, that came out so naturally. It just seemed like some one who has worked in the “industry” would know to say. I would never, ever, think to say something like that. It just came so naturally to her. She’s a pro.

        • charok
          August 5, 2013 at 8:40 AM

          totally agreed sue!!!! you SAW kathy’s OBVIOUS discomfort and awkwardness. it was obviously her first time in all that. missy was just a little too professional in that scene, you could tell it was NOT her first time “walking the walk” and missy’s you can look but not touch quote, that sounds like something you would learn day 1 in training for lookers or any other “tittie bar”

    • Isolde
      August 4, 2013 at 9:10 PM

      Amen Sackem! Why are they even going to a gay bar yet again since Rosie is not a housewife, is 45 years old and capable of finding a date on her own. I can’t believe this whole line of filming, like you said they are whoring out Rosie, probably because they feel that will make them less boring??? Rosie should be appalled at them using her and stereotyping her. I don’t want to know that much of any of their sex lives–we have already endured way too much information regarding what should be a private part of their lives.

    • Sackem
      August 4, 2013 at 11:37 PM

      I think it’s terrible. What do we know about Rosie? Ummmmm…….. She’s gay. I’m sure this is not the sum total of Rosie. Alright, I forgot , she’s fond of a tipple and has a penchant for violence

      • elemcee
        August 4, 2013 at 11:57 PM

        Have they ever even mentioned where Rosie works on the show?

      • Isolde
        August 5, 2013 at 1:50 AM

        If Rosie doesn’t get that, and wants the camera time too, then she is doing herself a disservice. As you said Sackem, I am sure there is much more to her than that, at least I hope so. The Wakiles know what everyone has been saying about them being on the show, and I think they are using Rosie, her sexuality, and trying to set her up, to boost their likability. I agree with you that it is shameful. Also, it is the Gorgas and the Wakiles that are always in on it as well. They sure don’t miss an opportunity to go the the gay bars, do they? I am so over these morons!!!

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:10 AM

      So wrong!

  4. August 4, 2013 at 6:50 PM

    My girl did it she graduated!!!! Goodness ill never catch up with all the stories or comments. Gonna try.

    • August 4, 2013 at 6:51 PM

      This is a pic of us.

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:13 PM

        Two beautiful girls. I cannot tell the daughter from the mother. Hope you are having a great time.

        • August 4, 2013 at 9:14 PM

          This is for Dianna.

        • August 5, 2013 at 11:45 AM

          It’s how we talked when she was little mostly just hair. Haha

      • August 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

        Darnit I can’t see it — too dark on my puter 😦

        • August 5, 2013 at 11:44 AM

          Turned it black and white and tried to lighten. It’s just me telling her how proud I am like when she was little with our foreheads touching

          • Pink@Night
            August 6, 2013 at 2:17 PM

            That’s so touching!

  5. lilliaG
    August 4, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Jacqueline Laurita has the strangest neck I’ve ever seen. Every time I see that neck I think of those stacking colored rings that toddlers play with. Jacqueline’s neck looks like a multi-stack ring set. It’s so pronounced. Never have seen a neck quite like hers.

    Maybe it got so ridge-y from sticking it into other peoples’ business??

    • August 4, 2013 at 8:26 PM

      That is EXACTLY how her neck looks. Both of my kids (now young adults with college degrees) had that stacking ring toy. It looked sooooo much cuter then.

    • meri4911
      August 4, 2013 at 8:40 PM

      hahaha just laughed out loud!

      • lilliaG
        August 4, 2013 at 9:48 PM

        Well, if we must endure her mug on RHNJ, at least her neck stack will entertain us!! 😉

        I wonder if Chris kisses that stacked neck? Alright, ok, I know, enough!! That’s just nauseating!

        • cri125
          August 4, 2013 at 10:06 PM

          Her neck is like the three rolls….blubber, blubber, and blubber!

    • tulip
      August 4, 2013 at 8:50 PM

      They say when you get liposuction, the fat has to find another area to settle in. Sounds like Jax’s found it’s way to her neck!

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:07 PM

        This is funny.

        • lilliaG
          August 4, 2013 at 9:57 PM

          Or is she like a tree? With each ridge/stack marking a decade of her life? She’s got at least four of the rolled tubes stacked that I can see. Or are there more?

          Why hasn’t Chris bought her a stylish scarf? I wonder how many laffs Caroline’s dumpy 30 something ‘children’ and Lappy Lauren have gotten out of Aunt Jacquies neck stack? You just know they’ve laughed about it. Those ‘children’ are so cruel they tease Lapband all the time. What would stop them from making fun of Auntie Jacqueboob. They sure had a ball playing the stable, responsible ‘children’ role models to Jacqueloobs King Kong daughter Ashlee!

      • lilliaG
        August 4, 2013 at 9:49 PM

        OKAY–That was hil-a-r-i-ous!!

    • Miss Alicat
      August 4, 2013 at 9:43 PM

      Bravo’s site says that Jacko’s blog has been up for 5 hours, guess she wanted to get the first word out.

      • Isolde
        August 5, 2013 at 1:55 AM

        It is and it is a repeat of what she tweeted during the show. She basically tweeted the comments that she had put in her blog, word for word for the points she really wanted to make. Again, it was all Teresa’s fault, and Teresa doesn’t accept responsibility, and if someone lies, she puts the truth out there, and most of all–she doesn’t LIE!!!!

    • windycitywondering2
      August 4, 2013 at 10:47 PM

      Her neck reminds me of the Michelin man….and her face reminds me of the monoliths on Easter Island. IMHO, she used to be semi cute – now not at all.

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:11 AM

      LOL!!!!! One of the BEST comments ever! 🙂

  6. DiDi
    August 4, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    hi first time poster but long time reader from Australia. Fame may I make a request, please change the background its making it so hard to read the text 😦 but other than that, love love love the site 🙂 and I wouldn’t be surprised if they are swinger. I read rhis morning they havent even reached out to Tre yet regarding recent events, scummy!!!

    • August 4, 2013 at 9:03 PM

      Really? The Gorga’s haven’t reached out to Tre yet? Hmmmm….could it be guilt?

      • August 5, 2013 at 7:04 AM


    • August 4, 2013 at 9:08 PM

      If you are not signed in to WordPress, this blog will look funny.

      • Miss Alicat
        August 4, 2013 at 9:47 PM

        I’m not signed in, and usually it’s fine, but on really long threads sometimes the post boxes disappear and everything is posted on the background floral wallpaper. If I keep scrolling eventually the boxes come back. It only happens on my tablet, not on my laptop.

    • August 4, 2013 at 10:30 PM

      hi didi,
      welcome and happy posting and reading. the reason no casts have reached out to tee n joe is cus they think they are on top.lil do they know it IS teresas show. she goes ,there goes the show.

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 11:18 PM

      welcome didi!!! i agree no support from any of the co stars how sad…

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:14 AM

      Hello-yay another Aussie-welcome!-LOVE love love your beautiful country! Hoppe to go back someday .

  7. charok
    August 4, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    i remember that post about tb/ “what do you think of my boy’s body” and i was like WTF????? i agree w/ yup = none of my business really if one couple “swings” or not. but if tsil is bragging about how hot her marriage is, but leaves that one little ( but IMO critical) tidbit out, well….? besides way i see it, is if the relationship is so hot and so good, why bring extra parties into it??? unless its a effort to KEEP the other partner interested.? and me thinks that the flings tsil and others well call me crazy but i don’t think TB was in the loop or “approved”..

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:16 AM

      I remember thinking the same thing!

  8. August 4, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    This is pretty random, but in the sneak peek, Joey fakes having a conversation with the owner
    of the extremely prestigious Sizzle tans, and as Joey and Melissa previously discussed, Melissa says she won’t be on the billboard with him because Teresa has accused her of copying her in the past. Let me tell you something Joey. And Melissa. You are on a billboard for SIZZLE TANS which is more than likely a local tanning joint where people fry their skin to the point of skin cancer. These places are as bad as pill mills as far as I am concerned. I would be embarrassed if i were you. Anyway, I can’t watch the show, because the first look pissed me off so badly. They don’t take any blame for anything. And in light of recent events. As far as Melissa being a lesbian or bi-sexual, I have always believed that. She didn’t go out of her way to deny it when the lesbian girlfriend story was in the Enquirer. And I think she was working her magic on Cat Rodriguez. Joey was a male stripper. You know any straight guys that do that? No. Sorry.

    • jen
      August 4, 2013 at 9:40 PM

      I don’t know any straight guys that like rubbing up on another man.Everytime he’s on WWHL he almosy rubs his junk in Andie’s face

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 10:44 PM

      “teresa likes to implant that i do things after she does” (off tonights episode?) is thats tsil’s way to copycat tre’s mis-pronunciations?

      • August 5, 2013 at 6:17 AM


    • Saddle_River_NJ
      August 5, 2013 at 11:55 AM

      Prestigous?!? It’s a “chain” of 5 salons in Morris County. Just in case people don’t get the wrong idea – Jersey is not chock full of dumb guidos baking themselves to idiocy in tanning beds. There is as much presitge associated with Sizzle Tan as there is to a pile of crap dropped on the sidewalk by a pedigreed poodle. They seem to think that the Gorgas are “all that” because they liberally used them on thier website.

  9. lilliaG
    August 4, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    And can Jacqueline have her plastic surgeons inject even one micro drop more of Botox?? Her Tiki Room face looks like it will snap any second now. Between her Tiki look, her ring stack neck and her crazee eyes, she looks like an escapee of an asylum for the criminally insane.

    I always wonder what Chris Laurita saw in her? Not that he’s much of a catch. His looks are def. below average. He has that sad bassett hound kind of a face, with a look also that resembles Frankenstein. And, like all the Lauritas, he is just above five feet tall. But he DID have SOME money.

    Jacqueline was a Vegas ‘convention model,’ (lol,) whatever a ‘conventional model’ is. And all she had was that bizarre daughter of hers, Ashlee. Who by then was almost as tall as Chris. What DID he see in Jacqueline?? Other than the fortuitous and failed pregnancy test??

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:24 AM

      LOL–most out of town conventions are overrun with prostitutes.

    • August 5, 2013 at 11:22 AM

      I think you answered your own question!

  10. lilliaG
    August 4, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    Gessie, and that’s why I think there is zero action between that odd couple. Maybe she got her kids via the turkey baster.

    The first look was also extremely annoying because Melissa was doing her little shrieks that she copies from Tre. What is so endearing on Tre is nails on a chalkboard on Melissa.

  11. lilliaG
    August 4, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    Charok!! Hope your having the best Happy Birthday!

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 8:25 PM

      i am lilliaG thank you 🙂 just got done w/ dinner, pop heading back to OKC area/coming back here this up coming weekend. just had my bday cake ( ok its a sara lee strawberry cheese cake!! LOL) and dvr’ing tonights episode now as we speak to be viewed at leisure later on 🙂

      • lilliaG
        August 4, 2013 at 9:58 PM

        So happy to hear it, my new blog buddy! Cherish these days. They are so short and so far between. Love to hear about it later!!

  12. Jersey_Girl
    August 4, 2013 at 7:43 PM

    If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again … anyone who crossed J&P found their world turned upside down. Now Johnny got his friend Anthony on twitter who supposedly was another one of Melissa’s exes that she used to visit and even while pregnant. She’s just an all around Ho. Looks like that book is dead before it even hits the shelves.

    • lilliaG
      August 4, 2013 at 8:05 PM

      Imagine Jacqueline trying to stick a stiletto heel into J’s brain like the psychotic sociopath she is. For that–she should have done some time. Those heels can be deadly, no joke. Jacqueline seems so unstable lately. Chris even looks like he might be afraid of her these days. You always catch him giving her these wary sidelong glances as of late. She probably scratches him during arguments.

      Of course, sigh, Jacqadoodledoo used her “autistic child” to bail out of that one. Sounds like she now believes she can go stampeding through life with her misshapen legs with impunity, swearing at the top of her lungs on her “child.” Who is “autistic!!”

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:14 PM

        I can’t believe I’m going to tell you this, but during my college days, some guy tried to drown me in a kiddie pool (choking me and holding my head underwater) while his friends held my date and my friends back…I took my shoe off and kept whacking him with it. The little ‘black cushion part had come off at some point and the nail was sticking out. He had 53 separate wounds all over his face and head AND one of my guy friends beat the hell out of him a few weeks after that. And that wasn’t a stiletto…more of a chunkier heel. Wasn’t there some guy in Texas maybe, that was killed with a stiletto right before or right after the Jacaloon / Johnny incident?

        Yes, I was a bit of a partier and a “tad” bit wild back in the day 😀

        • August 4, 2013 at 9:33 PM

          OMGosh, Bree! I have some pretty wild stories I could share, too, about my college days. I just tell myself that I’m lucky to be alive! I’m glad your ok and that the sick kiddie pool wanna be drowner dude was hit 53 times by you and beat up a few weeks later!

        • August 4, 2013 at 9:57 PM

          Wow Bree sounds like you are lucky to be alive! And yes, there was someone killed with a stiletto shortly after the JTG incident.

          • August 4, 2013 at 10:32 PM

            Of course there was alcohol involved…it all started because he was interested and I wasn’t and had a date with me. We had only been there about a half an hour and were leaving when out of nowhere, he threw me over his shoulder and was obviously going to throw me in the pool (because, really, a dressed up 19 year old girl finds being thrown into a pool really charming) and I started kicking, screaming, and punching…lost my other shoe and grabbed the one off of my foot before going into the pool. Once I was in the pool, oh was I pissed!! I didn’t even have time to be scared. Funny thing is, he was a really nice guy before all of this. This was the very beginning of the fall semester and one of his classes was right after one of mine in the same building, same floor. I had to pass him 3 days a week all semester. He couldn’t even look at me after that…I realize it was all a big, stupid, alcohol induced incident. I think if I hadn’t hit him, he probably would have dunked me under the water and been done, but his first mistake after dumping me in the pool was palming my face and holding my head underwater briefly. I think I got a little scared at that point, and was definitely pissed. The scariest part was his fraternity brothers holding my friends back and no one stepping in to help me. One of my friends had yelled at one of them to get him off of me before I killed the mother f-er 😀 You know how facial and head wounds are…he was bleeding horribly and I could have really hurt him or him me. I think it ended when one guy walked out and saw what was happening and pulled him off. I guess I was lucky that I was still sober and the night was young. The REALLY stupid thing is, I didn’t think much of it back then. I mean, I was pissed and would never go back there, but it didn’t scare me enough to think that maybe I should be more careful. Not until my daughter got older and began going to parties did I realize how quickly things can get out of control.

            • lucille mason
              August 4, 2013 at 10:45 PM

              just think, he might have been your future husband,that was trying to impress you lol

              • August 4, 2013 at 10:50 PM

                😀 How funny!

                I often wonder how the hell I lived through the years of 17 – 21. My lord, crazy few years…

        • lilliaG
          August 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

          Bree!! He was trying to drown you?! In that case all bets are off!! I’m glad you are here with us!!

          I’ve heard of no actual incidents involving death from a stiletto, other than films, but the current style of stilettos AND especially the ones that are expensive, that Jacaloony would wear, could easily be used as a serious weapon. And it sounds like she was trying to do her best to seriously wound or even maim J. That made my blood boil. Who in the H gave that drunken convention hag the right to attempt to injure JK with her nasty shoe?? Considering that the heel point would have been on the ground, obviously, it would have been full of bacteria and she could have made that man seriously ill or worse. All because he supposedly said something insulting about Nick. Please. Jacqueline ought to be deeply ashamed for using little Nick as a ready excuse to do the vile things she does. Remember Ashlee saying: “Look at the drama and you’ll usually find my MOTHER in the center of it.” I’m no fan of Ashlee; I think she is atrocious. But she is often more honest than her mother, and I do cut her some slack for the unstable upbringing the woman had.

          Anyway, I’m glad you are here today, Bree.

          • August 4, 2013 at 10:41 PM

            Well, I say that, but he was actually letting me come up for air every now and again. I don’t think he was actually trying to drown me or choke me, I think he was just drunk and freaked out because he didn’t expect me to fight back. He might have thought he was being cute up to that point. Had I not fought back, I’m sure the situation would have been different, but I didn’t take time to weigh all my options and it all went from 0 to 60 very quickly. Or to 53, lol.

            Oh, and the shoe I lost…my friend that was in that fraternity (he wasn’t there that night) told me they put it on a placque and hung it in their activity room. Last I knew it was still there, lol. And it was my favorite pair of red pumps 😀

          • August 4, 2013 at 10:45 PM
          • charok
            August 4, 2013 at 11:00 PM

            i agree with lilliaG you were pretty much “flight or fight” instinct -and obviously you could not “flight” away from him safely so plan b/ fight. i seriously doubt jac was fearing for her life…bree this is apples and oranges here. i feel you were in the right, valid and just cause. jac, eh not so much. i agree w/ lilliaG im glad you are here today as well 🙂

            • August 4, 2013 at 11:10 PM

              Yeah, I kinda feel I was right too. Still embarrassing though 😀 I can’t believe no one stepped in at first and actually held my friends back. Not only to protect a 85 – 90 pound female, but also the guy. The nail on that heel was ripping his face apart and I could have very easy hit him in the eye. And he had blood everywhere (you know how facial and head wounds bleed…). My friend was so funny afterwards…when we were on the way back to my apartment, she was saying she knew it was all bad when he dunked my head underwater and ruined my hair and make up. Oh, I had a belted white jersey Guess? jumpsuit on. Hey, give me a break…it was 1987 😀 It was completely see through when wet…

  13. kayswhims
    August 4, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    “Narcissists are, consequently, even romantically jealous of intimate partners their spouse has had before the marriage and after the divorce. Some narcissists, realizing that they cannot control their spouses forever, become swingers or engage in group sex, where they feel that, by bringing adultery home, they have “tamed” and “controlled” it. If you can’t beat it – join it, as the saying goes. ”


    • August 5, 2013 at 6:41 AM

      I can see Melissa doing this!

  14. August 4, 2013 at 7:49 PM

    He, was also at the July 4th party. http://instagram.com/p/beZM_xJC0h/

    According to Faux he is Sergio Roberti, which I doubt.

    • August 4, 2013 at 8:09 PM

      Thanks momajackie! I’ll add it to the blog.

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:47 AM

      Looks just like my Bible study group-ha! LOL The comments are great!

      “maddysmommylove Geezer party lol”

      “anthony_alongeA mass gaggle of midlife crises.”

      ???Wonder who this “anthony_alongeA is????

      This photo is gross. Sergios wife has huge hooters-.

  15. Gracie
    August 4, 2013 at 8:00 PM


    Looooong time lurker big time fan of your blog. Came out of lurkdom to point out this quote from ” Skinny Italian” by Teresa with Heather Maclean. As you all know it was published in 2010.
    Here’s the money quote: ” Looking for the premium pick to impress your in -laws, your frenemy, or that freakin’ guy from the IRS that won’t stop knocking on your door even though you explained to him a million times that pretending to make giant purchases in cash was just a joke for your TV show? ” page 40 under header The Very Best for My BFFs.
    My point is, Teresa has been dealing with this for a long time. She’s out it in her cookbook. I think we all should just wait and see.

    • August 4, 2013 at 9:11 PM

      Bravo! I feel the same way.

    • August 4, 2013 at 9:16 PM

      Thanks for sharing that Gracie. Agree…we should all wait and see!

    • August 4, 2013 at 10:14 PM

      Welcome Gracie!

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 11:04 PM

      welcome gracie and thanks for bringing this up. we will just have to wait and hope for the best. remember this is still america, innocent until proven guilty 🙂

    • August 4, 2013 at 11:55 PM

      I think the implosion of Bravo has begun! While on the stand vindicating Tre, the network will incriminate itself and everyone will realize how Bravo tried to dupe us all! Boy, I bet Andy Pandy is hating the Guidice’s right now!

      • kayswhims
        August 5, 2013 at 9:59 AM

        Maybe he will learn something from it, but I doubt it.

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:51 AM

      Wow-great catch!!! I am going to look at this quote right now!! I believe Bravo is loving this!

    • Sackem
      August 5, 2013 at 8:27 AM

      Hi Gracie – good find!!!!!!!

  16. Spaghetti Kitten
    August 4, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    I’ve long thought Lil Joey was on the DL, as it explained the angst between him and his old school Dad. I’d even have compassion for him should he have not displayed such despicable character flaws. This repression also explains his aggression and hostility toward women. Add reported steroid and drug use and you have the ticking time bomb we’ve all seen on out TV screen.

  17. August 4, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    Preview of Gia and Joey at the end of this episode. OH SNAP, Gia!!!! The christening…!

    • embee
      August 4, 2013 at 9:30 PM

      Gia went straight at her uncle in a way her parents haven’t. It was great, love Gia.

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:34 PM

        And very matter of factly, it looked like to me. No attacking, just stating. Way mature!

        • August 4, 2013 at 11:59 PM

          Yes, I was just bothered by Gia’s use of “tit for tat”. That has been Bravo’s buzz phrase this season. They seem to have one every year. I have heard Melissa, Teresa, and Joey use it. I just hope that producers weren’t “coaching” Gia on what to say.

          • August 5, 2013 at 8:34 AM

            I didn’t hear that part…I will have to watch it again.

            • August 5, 2013 at 11:15 AM

              It was around when she spoke of the christening. It really jumped out at me because I (and others) had noticed the others using it so much this season.

        • Isolde
          August 5, 2013 at 2:18 AM

          I watched WWHL to see if they would address Teresa’s issues because Caroline Manzo was on, and they showed that preview clip. Anna Chlumsky(?) said “good for her” about Gia’s remarks, but Caroline said in response to Andy, that Gia is not an adult, but yes, she has thoughts, however the look on Caroline’s face said it all. You could tell that she thought it was inappropriate, and that Gia’s thoughts were Teresa’s words, and they were talking too much in front of her. Caroline needs to realize, Gia is 12 and smart, and she was present at the christening. She has her own feelings about the fighting and seeing her mother upset and hurt. My children saw arguing in front of them at younger ages than Gia, between my family. They have talked about it recently in front of me, and I realize that they remember much more than I thought they did, and they were really hurt for me, as their mother, being yelled at, hurt and crying. My daughter said recently (more than 10 years later), that if their aunts cared anything at all about them, they would not have done that to me in front of them, because it hurt them and they felt their aunts were heartless to do that to them. So young children are affected much more than adults realize, and Gia was with her mother when her uncle called her mother, garbage.

          I don’t know until we see the whole scene, but I will bet it is TB that brings things up to Gia, and tries to blame Teresa. I will bet this is why Gia responds, and gives her “own personal feelings” of the situation and how she feels about it. The cast will all be saying that Gia hears too much and so Gia only heard one side, and that it is sad for Teresa to have done that to her children (as if we haven’t seen the Whorgas do it a lot this season in front of their children). My children would have and do speak up and give their own opinion, if they see me crying and hurt by family, and kids are more objective than people give them credit for. Gia knew the family dynamic before all the fighting, and how close her mother and uncle were, and she has witnessed enough things that have happened in front of her. Caroline didn’t really make a negative comment, but her face and tone said it all. We will see what her and the other women say about it, in their blogs next week.

    • charok
      August 4, 2013 at 11:05 PM

      im watching the episode right now bree i will be looking for this thanks for the heads up 🙂

    • August 5, 2013 at 6:54 AM


  18. dp9113
    August 4, 2013 at 9:19 PM

    Just finished watching this weeks “Attack The Guidices” This is the most insane program I have ever watched. WTF?????? Not only the Meho’s but Wacky Jac???? Is she insane???? Are you kidding me????? I’m sorry but I watched Tre get bashed and they all wany apologies through out the whole program to everyone and am I insane or is this so unbelievable that I am totally flabbergasted????? The Manzo boys are tweeting Jac’s tweets! I tweeted her because I couldn’t believe what she was saying and she blocked me??? It was something about TRE???? Did she really think we would buy her BS. I am officially calling you out wacko Jacko if you have balls reply here! I told her she was involved in Tre’s legal battle and she blocked me. The truth hurts.

    • Dubbalicious
      August 4, 2013 at 9:32 PM

      Ashley made a comment on twitter tonight saying….At least my mother’s not in jail. She’s definitely taken a page from Jac’s book!!

      • AnnieMarie
        August 4, 2013 at 9:47 PM

        Wow, these people should stop twittering. Just stop. Do they not realize that everything they put out stays out? It just shows their state of mind and how crazy they are. Tweet responsibly. I feel like there should be a PSA or something. Have Tre do the PSA. She doesn’t tweet crazy nonsense like they do. I bet it would kill them if they had to take Tre’s lead on Twitter.

      • AnnieMarie
        August 4, 2013 at 9:55 PM

        I totally went looking for it and I think she may have deleted.

      • August 4, 2013 at 9:56 PM

        Not, yet. Did she slam JTG in the head with her shoe?

        • Silvana
          August 4, 2013 at 10:40 PM

          Exactly moma was going to say in response to ashlee’s tweet ” not yet” every dog has its day and their day (all of them) is coming.

      • tulip
        August 4, 2013 at 9:58 PM

        At least her mother’s not in jail…yet! 🙂

        • charok
          August 4, 2013 at 11:10 PM

          yeah ashlee may not want to gloat on that one just yet!!!

          • yup
            August 4, 2013 at 11:33 PM

            EXACTLY! Give the feds time…

        • August 5, 2013 at 7:00 AM


      • AnnieMarie
        August 4, 2013 at 9:59 PM

        But then someone copied it into a tweet! Once out there, stays out there! Sorry for all the posts.

      • Anonymous
        August 4, 2013 at 11:12 PM

        Yeah but her dad and step mom were last year, lol! But who’s comparing, lol!

      • elemcee
        August 5, 2013 at 12:20 AM

        Yet. These people just have to tempt fate. Dumbasses.

    • August 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

      I got blocked for asking her if she was picking Ashlee up at the airport. She’s whacko.

  19. Hanora
    August 4, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    Has anyone else’s computer been infected with the Google redirect virus after visiting the Kung-fu site? Impossible to remove!

    • August 4, 2013 at 10:08 PM

      I don’t go to that site. Sorry and good luck.

    • STLHousewife
      August 4, 2013 at 10:34 PM

      Mine has as well. My husband was pissed that The Housewives are infecting our home!

      • Silvana
        August 4, 2013 at 10:42 PM

        Not sure what happens?? Can you get it when you google with a iPad? Does your antivirus cover things like iPads! Sorry for all the questions

    • August 4, 2013 at 10:56 PM

      What does your computer do if you have contracted the virus?

      • STLHousewife
        August 4, 2013 at 11:10 PM

        When you Google something and select the URL you want, you are redirected to some random site. I had to run Norton 3 or 4 times to clean it up.

        • August 4, 2013 at 11:31 PM

          Thanks! I don’t have it then 😀

    • August 5, 2013 at 11:30 AM

      Is that what is going on here with my computer? That explains alot. Now I can’t get it out with regular virus protection sofware. No doubt Melissa Marco set it up so that all of the Tree Huggers would get it. Oh Snap! One point for Melissa and her dirty whore sisters. And I only went there once when it first came to our attention. If you ever figure out how to get rid of it let me know.

      • August 5, 2013 at 5:55 PM

        I got it as well. My MacAfee quarantined it! So it must be from that site. Won’t go there again!!

    • kayswhims
  20. August 4, 2013 at 10:05 PM

    TB is the most egotistical asshole — OMG. He truly does think he’s an angel of God.

  21. meri4911
    August 4, 2013 at 10:07 PM

    I just loved when Tre told Jaq that there are evil people in world and I think you are one of them baaaahaaa

    • August 5, 2013 at 7:02 AM

      Truly fantastic-she is evil!

  22. Spaghetti Kitten
    August 4, 2013 at 10:08 PM

    Loved Jaxies blank look when Teresa asked what she did to hurt her.



    • August 4, 2013 at 10:11 PM

      Yep and seriously getting 800 pages faxed to you on Danielle — WTF? No wonder Teresa didn’t want to talk to her about her financial issues. She just disgusts me.

      • August 5, 2013 at 3:23 AM

        hearing that Melissa should worry about herself in case Jacko Wacko turns on her! We will get all the info about Melissa’s past for free and fast!!!Melissa should be very polite to Jacko… oh, boy…

        • elemcee
          August 5, 2013 at 1:41 PM

          Good point, Lemon! Now how can we expedite this? Hmmmmm…

      • August 5, 2013 at 7:03 AM

        800??? I thought she said 80! What the heck???

      • August 5, 2013 at 8:36 AM

        She said they ALL got copies of the records sent to them. From Danielle’s ex.

    • Isolde
      August 5, 2013 at 2:30 AM

      Spaghetti, me too!! I was proud of her for the evil comment, and asking her what she did to hurt her. Coincidentally, on WWHL, Andy Cohen asked Anna Chlumsky, whose side was she on between Jac and Teresa, and she was hesitant, but said she understood Teresa’s side more, and that she didn’t know enough about Jacqueline’s side. Caroline promptly added, “I do”. In other words, Anna was saying that we have not been shown “how Teresa hurt Jacqueline”, which we all have said–what the hell did Teresa do to ever hurt Jac, that Jac turned on her the way that she did?? I know they left us hanging, but I will bet Jac says that she doesn’t want to go there, next week in answer to the question. Both women have name called and insulted, but Teresa never did anything to Jac to start the break up of the friendship, and she won’t have an acceptable answer for that question.

      As we all know last season, Jac said that Teresa didn’t tell her the truth about her problems, and didn’t confide in her enough…which we all know is bull.

  23. meri4911
    August 4, 2013 at 10:09 PM

    I just loved when Tre told Jaq there are evil people in the world and I think you are one of them! Baaahaaahaaaaa

    • August 5, 2013 at 8:37 AM

      All Teresa said was 100% truth about Jacko Wacko and her actions, I was impressed!

  24. August 4, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    Good night all. Bath to take, my Avon, bedtime. I will wake to a hundred + comments tomorrow.

  25. Meg B
    August 4, 2013 at 10:46 PM

    Coming out of lurkdom finally to say that I am so glad to have found this site! Melissa has always pinged my “coke-ho” raidar. I think she and her tiny hubby are caught in a cesspool of drugs, party lifestyle and narcissism. When I saw them frolicking in the hot tub last season with former Trailerblazer Cliff Robinson and his wife (the woman Rosie kept ogling) that sealed it for me. Ol’ Cliff has quite the rep here in Portland and if MeGo are partying with that group…well, let’s just say they’re not playing Monopoly at their parties. Also *shamefully hides head* as someone who has done my fair share of ‘partying’ with that group back in the day, pre-kids/hubby, you can recognize a LOT of the signs that MeGo happen to exhibit (the constant sniffing/sniffly noses, especially at the retreat – those fools were jonesing for more bumps) flaring tempers, the twitches…I would guess “allegedly” the two of them are heavy into cocaine, E, swinging and plethora of other things that would shatter the picture-perfect image they are trying to portray. It’s good to see that there are other viewers out there who don’t buy into the bull that these two and their minions are trying to sell. And after reading the excerpt of Melissa’s book…holy balls. What a delusional mess. I almost felt second-hand embarrassment reading it, but then had to remind myself that any decent person with scruples wouldn’t be trying to rewrite their own life history and profit from such a shitshow.
    Anywho, thanks for letting me vent; I love this group!

  26. August 4, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    Re: Ashley (or Ashlee or Ass-lee or whatever she is going by these days to try and stay relevant #fail) on twitter — quiet! The grownups are talking.

  27. Spaghetti Kitten
    August 4, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    *fingers crossed my BRAVO blog comment to Jaxie gets thru* I mentioned BRAVOtv flashbacks – sometimes that helps I think. Mentioned the EVIL expression on her face at the Reunion when Chris said he was estranged from Dina.


  28. AnnieMarie
    August 4, 2013 at 11:14 PM

    Ugh, Jax’s blog is up. Pretty much what she tweeted is in her blog. I would copy it here, but I’m reading from my phone. I’m just going to view her as a non-entity from now on.

  29. tam
    August 4, 2013 at 11:34 PM

    Did Andy ever ask Caroline how she felt about Melissa saying to her to back off, when she thought that caroline may not be her ally anymore. He tend to stay away from asking questions like that I see

  30. tam
    August 4, 2013 at 11:50 PM

    Melissa is such a witch with a capital B okay. She loves it when Teresa Is frustrated. Like how she was smirking when he told Teresa about speaking to Jacqueline, she was hoping that Teresa will back out so that she could get something started. That’s a sick bitch and Teresa’s brothers is a mentally disturbed cookie, that dude looks like he does not know if he’s coming or going when the camera is on him.

  31. Becca
    August 5, 2013 at 12:01 AM

    Random comment about the episode: Did anyone believe for a second that Melissa didn’t know what DTF meant? Even if she didn’t watch it, which I’m sure she did because that show just screams Melissa to me, but I’m sure she’s at least familiar with Jersey Shore and the phrases, because whenever she’s at an event with JWoww or Snookie she sticks to them like glue. Plus, that bitch has probably been DTF since she got her first training bra.

    • August 5, 2013 at 12:30 AM

      What does it mean … sorry I really have no clue.

      • Silvana
        August 5, 2013 at 3:58 AM

        Down to fuck.

  32. elle
    August 5, 2013 at 12:17 AM

    Ugh. Smug Caroline on WWHL. Did she seriously have the nerve to act as though Teresa did something wrong when she did not give her credit for the Dr. V “breakthrough” last week? Then the nerve of her to be snide about Gia having thoughts but not being grown up when the same can certainly be said about her spawn.

    • August 5, 2013 at 12:44 AM

      1st off — Dr. V is gross and I agree she was once again rude about the preview of Gia and her uncle. I say GO Gia!

    • August 5, 2013 at 8:37 AM

      I haven’t watched it yet. I can’t stand Caroline though…

  33. August 5, 2013 at 12:59 AM

    I am sick to death of the Teresa is the devil. Crap they are making her out to be worse than Jody Arias … it’s so wrong.

    TB is so full of himself it’s truly disgusting … he thinks he is a god and is so impressed with a billboard that is long gone

    TSIL — be a nice little girl (or whatever it was she said) — chick is a biotch.

    Loved the kids together. Milania is the breakout star and Gino has her in him as well.

    Bravo Mandy is a disgusting pig for asking Caro about Tre’s issues — pissed me off. He’s a pig.

    • August 5, 2013 at 11:33 AM

      He is on a billboard in Jersey that is advertizing for melanoma. Boy, he must be so proud.

      • lilliaG
        August 5, 2013 at 8:02 PM

        Gessie, my own daughter went through a bought of melanoma on her arm. She is in the clear now, but she will always worry that it will return. Probably for the rest of her life. It really is no joke. And sad that the Gorgas promote something that makes many lose their lives.

  34. IamNobodysHW
    August 5, 2013 at 1:03 AM

    Hello to all,
    I was just on you-tube WWHL by Bravo and saw story time by Teresa. She is hilarious. I could listen to her all day.
    Sackem, how is Little Ava? bet she is getting big. give her hugs and kisses from me.
    Love and many blessings to everyone

    • August 5, 2013 at 1:20 AM

      I watched those yesterday … and heck … she did better than I would have in remembering those fairy tales. It was hilarious.

    • Sackem
      August 5, 2013 at 8:16 AM

      Will do!! She’s so great. Her little personality is starting to come out. Drama queen mixed with strong will mixed with humour – yes, a mini me. Probably karma.

  35. Eriekah
    August 5, 2013 at 1:26 AM

    Fame, i think every single one of NJ, Wwhl and anyone who watches these shows have seen your perfect blogs, your following, and posters…im loving it!! I havent watch Nj yet, but, i did watch wwhl and it seems some ppl are on damange control big time.. I know they kept saying ” dont kill me on twitter”, but, girl/guy…. its you their scared of. Just saying. Also i read Jax’s blog and in my opinion she made a dig too. Of course i could be wrong, buT , NAh i’m not… Good job!! Lmao.

  36. Isolde
    August 5, 2013 at 3:03 AM

    On WWHL, Cohen did ask Caroline her thoughts on Teresa’s indictments this week, and she said she texted Teresa the same day, and that Teresa responded, but she was going to keep that all private. She never really said that they were upset for her or wish her well, but more that they were surprised and that it is very serious, and that the Manzos would not be commenting on the situation, as it was way too serious. She also agreed with Andy that Kim G.’s comments this week, were vile, and that their are four children involved, and it was out of line.

    Let’s see if everyone continues to remain silent and not comment on the Giudice’s problems. I read above that Assley Holmes already did tweet something nasty. Did anyone else have anything to say? Jacqueline says in her blog, that she will not be commenting on that situation on her blog, and will only blog about the episode–and how she felt back then!! Right, she doesn’t feel that way anymore–bs!!

    I went to Teresa’s twitter account, and clicked on some photos, and then decided to go back through all of her photos she posted on Twitter for over a year. It kind of tells a story of its own just looking at the photos.

    Teresa posted a couple of pictures of them making the 800 lbs of sausage, around January 31-February 1. Sometime after that, they went on the retreat, and then we have a photo of Teresa and her brother dated 2/23/2013, and it was at the Milania launch party. Then on March 1, there is a photo of Audriana, Gino, and Joey together. There are other photos, but I was just looking for the ones with the Gorgas being in them, especially after the retreat, to see what the family did together. However, after 3/1, there are no photos of the Gorgas, not the children, not TSIL, not TB, with the Giudices since then, and it is now August 5th. So for 5 months, we have no photos put on Twitter of them doing anything together. Easter was spent with the Giudice side of the family with the senior Gorgas in attendance, but not the Whorgas. No birthday photos with the Gorga cousins at anyone’s birthday, and we all know they did not attend each other’s daughter’s communion on May 11, 2013. There are no summer photos of the Gorga and Giudice children playing together.

    I am not sure when filming stopped, but after March 1 there are no photos of the Gorgas and Giudices together that Teresa put on Twitter. I didn’t check Instagram, so I don’t know about that. So, I am wondering from the end of filming (and actually before), if they got together other than to film? It doesn’t appear that they did, and as we all suspected that they are not in a good place. I am wondering since we know they still go to Arizona on yet another retreat, what happened after that, that the two families are still at odds, if all was well since the Lake George retreat?? TSIL never wanted them back together, and we all didn’t believe they were, but like I said, flipping through the photos, told a story of its own. I am sure that the Whorgas are reveling in the Giudice’s legal problems. I wonder what will come out at the reunion, it will be eye opening for sure..

    • tulip
      August 5, 2013 at 6:44 AM

      When Caroline said on WWHL last night that she was going to keep her conversation with Teresa private regarding the indictments, I was thinking to myself, good move Caroline. I was actually thinking she was doing a noble thing until I saw the promo for tonight’s Access Hollywood where Caroline will talk about it. I knew it was too good to be true, that Caro would keep her mouth shut!

      • tulip
        August 5, 2013 at 6:55 AM

        I would also like to add that Access Hollywood airs on NBC, the parent company of Bravo. I would like to see the competing networks like ABC or CBS do an expose’ on the Lauritas, Manzo’s and Tricky Dicky Wakilie. NBC seems to be bashing Teresa on ALL their shows, and they have been for a long time now.

        • August 5, 2013 at 9:41 AM

          They do seem to have it out for her-I think this is ALL about Joe’s gay slurs!!

      • tam
        August 5, 2013 at 8:46 AM

        She seemed happy and you can tell that they are all snakes because when asked about how she felt about Kim G she said that you have to grow up an think about the four children then she said sorry Kim G. Why would she say sorry to Kim G unless they are all friends, i caught on to that. That is a snake and she seemed to smirk the whole time, but i wonder how she’s going to feel when Albert finally leaves her officially because he looked like he checked out seasons ago.

      • August 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM

        Are you serious?

  37. August 5, 2013 at 3:36 AM

    Well, well, well … this isn’t coincidence .. this swimsuit with the white skirt
    and hugging … and touching …

    • RedVelvetCake
      August 5, 2013 at 3:40 AM

      is that a tranny ,lil joey marco posing with?

    • August 5, 2013 at 7:13 AM

      Swingers all the way.

    • August 6, 2013 at 1:51 PM

      She’s correct, she did take a picture with a d$ck!

  38. Rachel
    August 5, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    somebody give Gino Gorga an award! His “Congrats Stupid” comment was the best comment of the night! followed by “Its just a billboard”

    • kayswhims
      August 5, 2013 at 10:05 AM

      A reality check they need, out of the mouth of a child. There is hope for the next generation.

      • Rachel
        August 5, 2013 at 7:17 PM

        I thought it was funny because of the way everyone complains about how T lets her daughters talk to her and wham! Gino did that….that being said, if that ever happened in my house my mom would kill me!

        • August 6, 2013 at 5:18 PM

          I thought it was hilarious because, first, yeah, Stupid, it’s just a billboard and second, like you said Rachel, wait, huh…Gorga kids have a mouth on them just like any other kid?! And the look on his face while he said it was priceless. Where’s Lapband and her crummy comments with that one?!

          Gino’s comment, Milania with her husband cooking for her & Gia’s lip gloss comments and Audriana “tap dancing” were show stealers. Get rid of the adults and grown kids and give these little ones their own show!!!!

    • elemcee
      August 5, 2013 at 1:31 PM

      I thought that was odd. And, I thought the way Gino spoke to TSIL was odd. He seemed very disdainful for someone so young. Isn’t he only, like, 5?

      • Rachel
        August 5, 2013 at 7:18 PM

        yupp! He is a small child, I think he is the sassy one of the Gorga bunch. Just the thought that even his son thinks he is stupid makes me chuckle.

  39. NCGal
    August 5, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    I can’t even believe it would be possible for a couple to become more and more despicable every time they darken my tv screen, but the Gorgas prove me wrong again and again.

    His ridiculous preening at the BB photo shoot and his comment to the model about having filet at home and the model was a frankfurter – something like that, was uncalled for.

    These two really need to get over themselves.

    • elemcee
      August 5, 2013 at 1:29 PM

      I was repulsed by the way he treated that poor girl. She does not deserve to be treated with such disrespect, and I sincerely hope her manager never books her at that dive hellhole again. There is not enough money in the world that would cause me to spend money at a business that allowed a young woman to be treated like that. Way to go Sizzle Tan. (Not that I would go to a tanning salon)

  40. kayswhims
    August 5, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Off topic about episode

    Anyone else notice TB and Teresa blinking their eyes frequently when they made eye contact at the dinner table? People often blink more rapidly when they are feeling distressed or uncomfortable.

    Also I noticed when Caroline was with Chris and Jax and they were talking about Teresa, there heads went down and they could not even look at each other while the words were still coming out of their mouths.

  41. kayswhims
    August 5, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    Question? If they are swingers, why do they worry so much about other couples cheating?

  42. August 5, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Some random thoughts —

    I was surfing other blogs last night out of boredom and insomnia. I decided to check into a blog I I used to post on all of the time — then I remembered why I did. Not so much because of the vitriol toward the Guidices, or juvenile comments like U R ALL JUS JEALUS !!1111 #HATERS — more because of the condescension and disrespect the posters had toward each other. The posters on this one site in particular act like they are debating world peace at the UN, each trying to out-condescend the other — all wannabe armchair lawyers writing their briefs with such authority on the Guidice situation.

    For me, I was never really a Teresa fan to begin with. When this show first aired, I was not happy that this was the way Italian Americans are being represented. I thought T was nothing more than a bimbo with an overspending problem. I used to laugh when Juicy would make fun of her. And, when it was announced that her SIL was going to be cast and that they didn’t get along, I thought this could be interesting!

    Then the Christening episode aired. I was never so disgusted by a TV show in my life. The SIL and her family were just so unlikable and phony. And the brother — well, what can I say? I am 100% Italian-Amercian, born and raised in Queens, NY, so I get the cultural nuances at play here. For him to act that way at his child’s christening – like a deranged baboon just so he could get his “table flip” moment was beyond disgraceful. Screaming at his elderly father – disgrazia. The moment I heard his father say “go cry to your mama” I knew there was something seriously wrong with this family. That is probably the most insulting thing a father could say to his son — that he is not a man.The father has no respect for his son. The son knows it, and he hates his sister and her husband for having that respect. This is why I think that TB is infinitely worse than his wife. She has no frame of reference as far as an intact nuclear family — he does. And he blew it. No one to blame but himself — and trust me — this will all come back to him in spades. to quote his wife SHAME ON YOU.

    Around that time I decided to check out Skinny Italian and Fabulicious. I was quite impressed by the recipes — they were really good. I liked the way the family was incorporated into the projects as well. And the way T handled herself as the awful season went on — well all I can say is that my respect for this woman did a 180.

    I think that even more than what we see on TV or read about is the fact that most of us can relate to having a “Melissa” in our lives — narcissistic and only satisfied if people worship at their altar, otherwise they look to bring them down. People like this are also famous for playing innocent — making snide remarks like a blitzkrieg, then act completely mystified and hurt when their target finally fights back.

    Anyway, those are my ramblings. That’s why i like this site and the contributors — the respect and critical thinking is head and shoulders above what is out there. You all rock.

    • kayswhims
      August 5, 2013 at 12:52 PM

      “She has no frame of reference as far as an intact nuclear family — he does. And he blew it.” This is a good point. I love this site also. It is like a thinking tank and I enjoy reading things that make me look at people from different angles. We can not change the mind of a narcissist, but we can encourage and support those who deal with one.

  43. Sammy
    August 5, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    Remember in last nights episode poison took the wristband that stood for DTF (Down To F**k) and Melissa didn’t say anything about while she was standing by.

  44. Sammy
    August 5, 2013 at 12:58 PM

    In last night’s episode Poison also took the wristband at the club that stood for DTF (down to fuck) and MeHo had nothing to say about it as she was standing by. Hmmm…I failed to see if Melissa had one on too. I know she had a few different ones on.

    • Sammy
      August 5, 2013 at 1:00 PM

      Sorry didn’t mean to post twice. Thought it didn’t go through the first time.

  45. August 5, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    i love the pic dianna

  46. BionicMe
    August 5, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    I have been saying this for a while because I’ve known this for a fact. The Gorgas are “all apply’ so are Ramona, Mario and Sonja. Well known in the swingers community in NYC.

  47. surfergirl
    August 5, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    I just want to make sure that people know that being a swinger and swinging both ways are not interchangeable concepts. Swingers means you swap spouses while swinging both ways means you’re bisexual. In this particular case, my guess is that these two may actually be both which is fine if they weren’t trying so hard to sell the image of a perfect and traditional Italian marriage to everyone while on a reality show and in her 50 Shades of Cray book.

  48. August 6, 2013 at 9:21 AM

    Just my opinion, but either your gay or your not….it’s all ok but, when you start “swimming” in both ponds, well, that’s when you cross a very dangerous line. For example, if you “swim” with the opposite sex, no problem, but then you “swim” with the same sex, then I swim with you, you have now entered my pond and I don’t think that’s fair to the ones that only “swim” with the opposite sex people in the pond. Wow I just reread this and I think I’ll just swim in the ocean *.*

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