Jacqueline Laurita Must Have “Bleached Her Asshole” Because She is Obsessing Over Gorga-Giudice Drama
“Jacqueline, you are a very vindictive person. If you perceive even the smallest slight, whether it’s true or not, you go directly for the jugular and are always hitting below the belt with your comments. You try to drag people into your delusions to support you. You are obsessed with Teresa and just a nasty person. I would never have a ‘delusional sellout’ friend like you. There should be a sign on your forehead that reads ‘Caution, proceed at your own risk if you’re thinking of befriending me’.” – Trippin-it, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog
In season 5 episode 1, Jacqueline said that listening to Gorga-Giudice family drama is “right up there on her priority list with bleaching her asshole”.
“I’m tired of listening to Gorga-Giudice family drama. It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” – Jacqueline Laurita, Season 5, Episode 1 (TH)
It seems she must have done so since she spent the majority of episode 4 talking about Teresa.
During episode 4, Jolene, Jacqueline’s personal trainer, comes to her house for a session, but Jacqueline says she really doesn’t want to workout. Jolene asks her if she wants to do a squat. Jacqueline says she’ll do just one. And then she goes on a long rant about Teresa.
“I get really angry when it comes to working out. My botox face is making a mad face [referencing the reunion show taped in September 2012]. Teresa’s got Botox face too. Lets own up to that, Teresa.”
About Melissa inviting her to the gym where Teresa also works out:
Jacqueline: Teresa was freaking out, “Why is Jacqueline at my gym?”
Jolene (with the best line of the episode): Get over it.
Jacqueliene: You know how crazy she is. You used to work her out!
“Melissa told me that Teresa’s upset. I went to the same gym that she goes to. I am not stalking Teresa at the gym, for God’s sake! I feel like I’m in grade school. It’s like draw the line, [in baby voice] ‘This is my space. Don’t cross the line’!”
Jolene is tuning out Jacqueline, making futile attempts to get her to workout, but Jacqueline is only interested in ranting about Teresa (“Jolene is completely disgusted with Jacqueline but she doesn’t notice because her mouth was flapping non stop”):
“She wants friends that are like, ‘You’re right! She’s a bitch!’ I was considered not a loyal friend if I didn’t do or say the things she wanted me to do to her family [Jolene interrupts to try to get her to do some triceps – Jacqueline is oblivious to what Jolene is saying]. Once she’s mad at someone, she really doesn’t forget. Like, she’ll say it, she’ll pretend, but she never really gets over it [Jolene again tries to interrupt by asking, “Can we start?’, but Jacqueline continues on her rant]. That’s what friends do, they have each other’s backs. [Jolene, at her wit’s end, says, ”Great’.] Cuz Melissa’s coming out with this whole marriage book, and all the sudden now Teresa is doing a speaking engagement at a bridal expo on how to have a healthy marriage. [Mocking voice], ‘How to have your husband call you a c!’ [chuckles]
“A friend of mine gave me a book that would help me recognize a lot of similarities between a sociopath and Teresa. Putting the blame on others, being able to look you in the eye and lie with no remorse, um, there’s a lot of things. I mean, google it.”
Jacqueline sat beside Caroline, intently listening while she and Melissa talked about Gorga-Giudice drama.
Caroline: You’re both harboring too much anger.
Melissa: I’m not! No, no, no! You’re wrong!
“Teresa said, ‘You don’t know the real Melissa.’ You know what, maybe I don’t. They all are holding onto grudges.”
“Listen Miss Manzo. I always listen to your wise words of wisdom. But I think you might be a little off here for once. I do argue with Teresa and we do go tit-for-tat. But I do try! It’s not my fault.”
The conversation continued:
Caroline: You gotta deal with it. Then you have attitude. Then you go home and tell your husband, and your husband has attitude… it gets deeper and deeper!
Melissa: Can I tell you guys this. I almost felt like she wanted me to be uncomfortable. I almost feel like, she’s like, ‘C’mon bitch, stop coming.’
Caroline to Kathy and Melissa: I feel like right now she is completely incapable of having a relationship with either of you.
Melissa: Why, we are her family?
“Jacqueline, you do realize you did the same thing with Danielle! How many times did we hear you say, ‘I’m not going to even say her name she is toxic’, yet every week all you did was talk about Danielle?!! You’re doing the same thing to your girl Teresa!!! Geez! Your like single white friend!! Scary!!” – piperbeau, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog
“Jacqueline, you think you take the high road but you really don’t…you have this ‘get even’ thing about you and, in the end, you just look desperate and need to control the way people think of you.” – lovebravo12, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog
Below are excerpts from Caroline’s and Jacqueline’s Bravo blogs for episode 4.
Teresa and Joe’s Struggle (Excerpt)
By Caroline Manzo
Sunday, June 23, 2013 8:09 PM
I really don’t have much to say about this week’s episode. To me it just rehashed the same issues that we’ve all been dealing with for the past couple of years. If anything, I think it shoes how deep the hurt is between Teresa and Joe.
The scene in the gym was very telling and sad to watch. Unfortunately there is more of that to come, but I think that this is what they need. Get it all out in the open and build from there. There is no denying that these two love each other very much. Keep watching, they may surprise you.
I felt bad having to tell Kathy that Teresa wasn’t interested in mending their relationship at that point in time. Kathy was ready to go and knock on Teresa’s door, and knowing Teresa’s feelings, I knew it could only end in disaster. I did tell Kathy that Teresa needed time and maybe everyone should step back and let the building of relationships begin with Teresa and her brother Joe and then branch out from there. If you remember, when I spoke to Teresa I suggested she start with Kathy. She was adamant about her feelings and I didn’t see the point of letting Kathy walk into a brick wall; she certainly doesn’t deserve that. The story doesn’t end there though, so again, keep watching.
Jacqueline’s Botox Comment (Excerpt)
By Jacqueline Laurita
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:01 PM
As you could probably tell, I was in no mood to workout when my trainer, Jolene Mathews arrived at my home. I’m not always resisting training like that, but I had just heard that Teresa was upset because I went to “her” gym and was telling people I was stalking her. I explained my feelings about that “situation” in my last blog, so I won’t go there again. Teresa had been out of sight, out of mind for so long, and I had been feeling at peace with everything until I heard Teresa was talking about me again. It upset me so much that I found myself feeling sucked back into those negative feelings toward her again. I was basically upset with her for her being upset with me. What do I do when I get upset? I vent. So clearly, I vented. LOL!
I actually found that scene amusing. Poor Jolene had no shot at getting me to focus on working out that day. Jolene is a great trainer and a great friend. Jolene was actually very supportive and vented to me about how she felt hurt by Teresa as well. Girlfriends vent to each other, because it helps us feel better about whatever is hurting us. We purge and cleanse.
I do Botox and I am not ashamed of it. So what!? I love to poke fun at myself about it. It makes me laugh. If I remember correctly, the reason I mentioned Teresa doing Botox in my interview was because of what she had said to me during the reunion show about mine: “You and your Botoxed face!” LOL! I felt like Teresa saying that to me was odd, because I knew she did Botox as well, so I couldn’t figure out why she would say it in such a derogatory way to me, as if she would never do it herself. Don’t get me wrong, I respect that some people want to remain secretive about their beauty secrets and not everyone is as open about sharing them as I am. However, it bothers me when someone says derogatory things about others doing beauty treatments that I know they have done themselves. That was the point I was trying to make.
BLK has become extremely successful in such a short period of time. It is now in almost every major chain grocery store across the country and in many specialty stores as well. The boys put so much work into BLK and never took a paycheck so that they could continue to put the money back into the company to continue to make it grow. Their work is finally paying off. BLK beverages is growing at a fast rate every single day. Again, I’m very proud.
The boy’s earnings from Little Town gave the boys the cash flow they needed to pay their bills and have money to play with. It’s also a business that they are familiar with and enjoy. It’s literally downstairs from them, in the building they live in, so it’s very convenient for them to go there. They are juggling both businesses just fine.
I did my best to stay out of the conversation involving Teresa’s family drama at the Wakile birthday party. Did you notice how quiet I was when everyone was talking? I did, however, step in to dance with Rosie when I heard her getting upset. I actually danced her right into a chair in the corner of the room facing the wall and started massaging her shoulders. Hey, tensions can run high in New Jersey!
Don’t give up hope for this family yet. Miracles do happen.