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Jacqueline Laurita Must Have “Bleached Her Asshole” Because She is Obsessing Over Gorga-Giudice Drama

June 23, 2013

“Jacqueline, you are a very vindictive person. If you perceive even the smallest slight, whether it’s true or not, you go directly for the jugular and are always hitting below the belt with your comments. You try to drag people into your delusions to support you. You are obsessed with Teresa and just a nasty person. I would never have a ‘delusional sellout’ friend like you. There should be a sign on your forehead that reads ‘Caution, proceed at your own risk if you’re thinking of befriending me’.” – Trippin-it, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog

In season 5 episode 1, Jacqueline said that listening to Gorga-Giudice family drama is “right up there on her priority list with bleaching her asshole”.

“I’m tired of listening to Gorga-Giudice family drama. It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.” – Jacqueline Laurita, Season 5, Episode 1 (TH)

It seems she must have done so since she spent the majority of episode 4 talking about Teresa.

During episode 4, Jolene, Jacqueline’s personal trainer, comes to her house for a session, but Jacqueline says she really doesn’t want to workout. Jolene asks her if she wants to do a squat. Jacqueline says she’ll do just one. And then she goes on a long rant about Teresa.

Jacqueline TH:

“I get really angry when it comes to working out. My botox face is making a mad face [referencing the reunion show taped in September 2012]. Teresa’s got Botox face too. Lets own up to that, Teresa.”

About Melissa inviting her to the gym where Teresa also works out:

Jacqueline: Teresa was freaking out, “Why is Jacqueline at my gym?”

Jolene (with the best line of the episode): Get over it.

Jacqueliene: You know how crazy she is. You used to work her out!

Jacqueline TH:

“Melissa told me that Teresa’s upset. I went to the same gym that she goes to. I am not stalking Teresa at the gym, for God’s sake! I feel like I’m in grade school. It’s like draw the line, [in baby voice] ‘This is my space. Don’t cross the line’!”

Jolene is tuning out Jacqueline, making futile attempts to get her to workout, but Jacqueline is only interested in ranting about Teresa (“Jolene is completely disgusted with Jacqueline but she doesn’t notice because her mouth was flapping non stop”):

“She wants friends that are like, ‘You’re right! She’s a bitch!’  I was considered not a loyal friend if I didn’t do or say the things she wanted me to do to her family [Jolene interrupts to try to get her to do some triceps – Jacqueline is oblivious to what Jolene is saying]. Once she’s mad at someone, she really doesn’t forget. Like, she’ll say it, she’ll pretend, but she never really gets over it [Jolene again tries to interrupt by asking, “Can we start?’, but Jacqueline continues on her rant]. That’s what friends do, they have each other’s backs. [Jolene, at her wit’s end, says, ”Great’.] Cuz Melissa’s coming out with this whole marriage book, and all the sudden now Teresa is doing a speaking engagement at a bridal expo on how to have a healthy marriage. [Mocking voice], ‘How to have your husband call you a c!’ [chuckles]

Jacqueline TH:

“A friend of mine gave me a book that would help me recognize a lot of similarities between a sociopath and Teresa. Putting the blame on others, being able to look you in the eye and lie with no remorse, um, there’s a lot of things. I mean, google it.”

Jacqueline sat beside Caroline, intently listening while she and Melissa talked about Gorga-Giudice drama.

Caroline: You’re both harboring too much anger.

Melissa: I’m not! No, no, no! You’re wrong!

Caroline TH:

“Teresa said, ‘You don’t know the real Melissa.’ You know what, maybe I don’t. They all are holding onto grudges.”

Melissa TH:

“Listen Miss Manzo. I always listen to your wise words of wisdom. But I think you might be a little off here for once. I do argue with Teresa and we do go tit-for-tat. But I do try! It’s not my fault.”

The conversation continued:

Caroline: You gotta deal with it. Then you have attitude. Then you go home and tell your husband, and your husband has attitude… it gets deeper and deeper!

Melissa: Can I tell you guys this. I almost felt like she wanted me to be uncomfortable. I almost feel like, she’s like, ‘C’mon bitch, stop coming.’

Caroline to Kathy and Melissa: I feel like right now she is completely incapable of having a relationship with either of you.

Melissa: Why, we are her family?

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“Jacqueline, you do realize you did the same thing with Danielle! How many times did we hear you say, ‘I’m not going to even say her name she is toxic’, yet every week all you did was talk about Danielle?!! You’re doing the same thing to your girl Teresa!!! Geez! Your like single white friend!! Scary!!” – piperbeau, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog

“Jacqueline, you think you take the high road but you really don’t…you have this ‘get even’ thing about you and, in the end, you just look desperate and need to control the way people think of you.” – lovebravo12, June 24, 2013, Jacqueline’s Bravo Blog

Below are excerpts from Caroline’s and Jacqueline’s Bravo blogs for episode 4.

Teresa and Joe’s Struggle (Excerpt)
By Caroline Manzo
Sunday, June 23, 2013 8:09 PM

I really don’t have much to say about this week’s episode. To me it just rehashed the same issues that we’ve all been dealing with for the past couple of years. If anything, I think it shoes how deep the hurt is between Teresa and Joe.

The scene in the gym was very telling and sad to watch. Unfortunately there is more of that to come, but I think that this is what they need. Get it all out in the open and build from there. There is no denying that these two love each other very much. Keep watching, they may surprise you.

I felt bad having to tell Kathy that Teresa wasn’t interested in mending their relationship at that point in time. Kathy was ready to go and knock on Teresa’s door, and knowing Teresa’s feelings, I knew it could only end in disaster. I did tell Kathy that Teresa needed time and maybe everyone should step back and let the building of relationships begin with Teresa and her brother Joe and then branch out from there. If you remember, when I spoke to Teresa I suggested she start with Kathy. She was adamant about her feelings and I didn’t see the point of letting Kathy walk into a brick wall; she certainly doesn’t deserve that. The story doesn’t end there though, so again, keep watching.

Jacqueline’s Botox Comment (Excerpt)
By Jacqueline Laurita
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:01 PM

As you could probably tell, I was in no mood to workout when my trainer, Jolene Mathews arrived at my home. I’m not always resisting training like that, but I had just heard that Teresa was upset because I went to “her” gym and was telling people I was stalking her. I explained my feelings about that “situation” in my last blog, so I won’t go there again. Teresa had been out of sight, out of mind for so long, and I had been feeling at peace with everything until I heard Teresa was talking about me again. It upset me so much that I found myself feeling sucked back into those negative feelings toward her again. I was basically upset with her for her being upset with me. What do I do when I get upset? I vent. So clearly, I vented. LOL!

I actually found that scene amusing. Poor Jolene had no shot at getting me to focus on working out that day. Jolene is a great trainer and a great friend. Jolene was actually very supportive and vented to me about how she felt hurt by Teresa as well. Girlfriends vent to each other, because it helps us feel better about whatever is hurting us. We purge and cleanse.

I do Botox and I am not ashamed of it. So what!? I love to poke fun at myself about it. It makes me laugh. If I remember correctly, the reason I mentioned Teresa doing Botox in my interview was because of what she had said to me during the reunion show about mine: “You and your Botoxed face!” LOL! I felt like Teresa saying that to me was odd, because I knew she did Botox as well, so I couldn’t figure out why she would say it in such a derogatory way to me, as if she would never do it herself. Don’t get me wrong, I respect that some people want to remain secretive about their beauty secrets and not everyone is as open about sharing them as I am. However, it bothers me when someone says derogatory things about others doing beauty treatments that I know they have done themselves. That was the point I was trying to make.

BLK has become extremely successful in such a short period of time. It is now in almost every major chain grocery store across the country and in many specialty stores as well. The boys put so much work into BLK and never took a paycheck so that they could continue to put the money back into the company to continue to make it grow. Their work is finally paying off. BLK beverages is growing at a fast rate every single day. Again, I’m very proud.

The boy’s earnings from Little Town gave the boys the cash flow they needed to pay their bills and have money to play with. It’s also a business that they are familiar with and enjoy. It’s literally downstairs from them, in the building they live in, so it’s very convenient for them to go there. They are juggling both businesses just fine.

I did my best to stay out of the conversation involving Teresa’s family drama at the Wakile birthday party. Did you notice how quiet I was when everyone was talking? I did, however, step in to dance with Rosie when I heard her getting upset. I actually danced her right into a chair in the corner of the room facing the wall and started massaging her shoulders. Hey, tensions can run high in New Jersey!

Don’t give up hope for this family yet. Miracles do happen.

  1. nsr1076
    June 23, 2013 at 10:13 PM

    Why is it that when Joe and Meho are discussing Teresa and she is telling her lies she can’t even keep a straight face. She is almost always wanting to laugh and she better ot use the I laugh when I’m nervous excuse like Carowhine.

    • nsr1076
      June 23, 2013 at 10:25 PM

      P.s. Its hilarious that Jac even thinks that Teresa is a sociopath when we all know shes the psycho.

      • June 24, 2013 at 1:10 AM

        Wacky Jacky is not evolved enough to actually see who she really is, much less anyone else. Her obsession with Teresa is very scary.

    • Ann On a Mouse
      June 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

      That smile MeGo does when she lies is called duping delight. It is the pleasure a liar experiences at getting away with a lie. It is the “tell” that gives away a liar.

  2. Rachel
    June 23, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    Fame, I was drinking water and it shot right out of my nose when I read the title! died laughing. My husband and puppy looked at me like I was on crack lol

    • Laram
      June 23, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      Lol, @Rachel. I literally laughed out loud, also.

      • Sackem
        June 24, 2013 at 9:15 AM

        Hey there!!!!! How are you???

  3. June 23, 2013 at 10:16 PM

    Jacqueline is batshit crazy. She is obsessed with Teresa. I believe she is either on a very unhealthy coctail of prescription drugs mixed with alcohol, or is mentally disturbed. I feel so bad for her kids

    • Laram
      June 23, 2013 at 10:58 PM

      Right? And geeze Louise all that Botox is horrible! Remember when she was giggly and quirky?

    • Cee_See
      June 24, 2013 at 12:24 AM

      I’ll say Jax is mentally disturbed! Jax has to be obsessed with Tre because she can’t stop letting what secrets she knows of Tre out! I wonder if Jax just came back to get even for the things Tre told her during the S4 reunion? She brought up the botox and ‘outed’ Tre as being a botox user, too. So what if she uses botox, Jax? Unlike Jax, Tre doesn’t resemble the Joker’s mother! Gesssie, I too feel bad for her kids having a bozed up mother who is probably drinking an poping pills to combat the pain she’s in from whatever procedure she had last!

      • June 24, 2013 at 9:53 AM

        Chris needs to force her into rehab.

        • Cee_See
          June 24, 2013 at 8:36 PM

          I agree, Gessie! Though, Jax seems to stubborn to admit she has any problem except the one she has with Tre!

    • jl
      June 24, 2013 at 5:07 PM

      Speaking of her kids…I wonder what it is like to be little and have a mother who’s face doesn’t show expression? It has to be really weird.

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 7:21 PM

        And an autistic child at that, where they need to develop interacting skills visually as well.

    • suedechik79
      June 29, 2013 at 1:30 PM

      painkiller motormouth like whoa

  4. Jersey
    June 23, 2013 at 10:40 PM

    I stated this before. Joe Gorga is showing his boys that you only have to treat your wife nice in public. The same rule does not apply for your sister. He better hope that when he is elderly and attending a party for one of his grandchildren, that Gino does not call Antonia garbage. Teresa’s mother in law said it best in Italian “Don’t spit in the wind because it can land back in your face.” My mom always uses that saying and it is so true.

    • Laram
      June 23, 2013 at 11:00 PM

      @Jersey, Cats in the Cradle song, Jim Croce!!!

      Karma is a bitch, and Joe is disrespectful to entire family. He’s not a man in my book. Teresa was spot on!

    • June 24, 2013 at 1:13 AM

      Loved Nonna Guidice’s description of Melissa’s way of dressing. Add in Teresa’s table flip and we finally have a real prostitution whore!

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 5:43 AM

        My favorite scene also @windycity. I miss my Chicago, btw, if that’s where you are from.

    • Neda
      June 24, 2013 at 1:20 AM

      Isn’t joe gorganzola the same fucktard who taught his boys that cleaning is for girls, circa a 3 (i think)?

      • Neda
        June 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

        *circa “season” 3…

  5. Laram
    June 23, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Fame, lol. Great headline.

    First, Jacaloon has been downgraded to my least favorite housewife! Her trainer, although amused me with side eyes, looked like she was going to a club and not working out. Who the hell hires a trainer to be a therapist and allow you to do one squat? And no, Jac, nobody cares to look at your ass, which you ate almost obsessed about as you are Teresa. And if they do…appreciate it because there will be a day when nobody looks at your sagging ass, of it isn’t already with fake procedures and not working the muscles. And please do not call Teresa a Sociopath bc you don’t get along with her…there is someone on your cast that shows more signs that you betrayed your best friend for!

    Secondly, Meliss needs therapy, as does Joe. I found it hard to believe her father wrote that card, but I will digress bc I don’t know. And I hope he actually did. Melissa deflected all of what book agents and Caroline Sid. She really is narcistic.

    Third, Caroline Albie is a sensitive kid, and as the oldest, and male at that, probably takes things more seriously than Lauren and Christopher. He probably doeant want to disappoint you or big Al, and be called an asshole, bitch, etc…as he has witnessed you do with his sister. Caroline, your blog nor your editing made me angry…hope it’s working for your book sales.

    Fourth, Melissa, Kathy and Rosie…if Teresa is your family why didn’t you communicate with her prior to being cast mates? Why did you have Fabelini at your party and not Yeresa and Joe? Rosie, you aren’t Rocky Balboa. You are disgusting. And the women you are attracted to, if they weren’t married and were lesbians, are out of your league!!

    Fifth, bring back more of Filomena Giudice and all the parents!!!

    Sixth, Josephine needs major help and off the Roids!

    This Arizona trip and Lake George better hurry up for the so called healing!!

    • Laram
      June 23, 2013 at 10:49 PM

      Sorry for typos all!!

      • Laram
        June 23, 2013 at 11:10 PM

        I forgot one more thing on my diatribe, lol. Joe Gorga has to call BIL Joe Giudice “It”… Does he realize most of us call him Josephine or stump? And on a couple blogs!
        Bravo, are you listening?

        • Dianna
          June 24, 2013 at 12:09 AM

          Are you feeling good?

          • Laram
            June 24, 2013 at 12:22 AM

            Hey @Dianna. No. I posted on the previous blog what Heath update is, but thank you!! I love coming on this for reprieve and to get my mind off of it. It’s my little escape. And codeine helps with pain.

            Thank you for asking. :-)!

        • Jeannie5233
          June 24, 2013 at 2:23 PM

          I will be calling him Josephine from now on. I am not one to call someone by a snarky nickname even though I do on occasion, but after watching him last night calling Joe Guidice “IT”, I now will call him the name Joe Guidice gave him. So Josephine it is – and I will never attach the name Gorga to Josephine again as he has brought dishonor and disgrace to his father and doesn’t deserve to carry the family name.

          • Laram
            June 24, 2013 at 7:32 PM

            @Jeannie. I know. Josephine it is!

    • elemcee
      June 24, 2013 at 8:36 AM

      I call him gorgon, which is Mel’s fault. And, he is a gorgon.

      • lucille mason
        June 24, 2013 at 1:16 PM

        did you hear the viewer that called in last night,question about gorgaorism (can;t spell it) and caroline didn’t know what they meant. guesss she doesn’t read fame, because thats what we call the gorga

        • Happy Holly Daze
          June 24, 2013 at 6:47 PM

          Having no tv to watch I can assure you that Caroline, KNEW EXACTLY what it meant, but felt that, She is above all those wordings now, cause she has too clean up her reputation…

        • Laram
          June 24, 2013 at 7:23 PM

          I saw that!

    • jl
      June 24, 2013 at 5:12 PM

      The letter could have been written by a loving mother.

  6. June 23, 2013 at 11:09 PM

    My Lord. All the damn Manzos are on WWHL an they just showed the Rosie clips and they are all cackling and talking about how much they love Rosie. Gross.

    • Laram
      June 23, 2013 at 11:11 PM

      Ooh, @Princessvodka. We are taping it and watching Copper. Thanks for heads up!

      • June 23, 2013 at 11:31 PM

        Lara, it’s pretty disgusting. I thought it was taping but it wasn’t…I got in on it 6 minutes minutes late but in time to see that. OMG…Cher is going to be on Thursday!!!!

        • Laram
          June 24, 2013 at 12:25 AM

          I’m going to crawl in bed and watch it now @princessvodka. Too bad I don’t have my boys need dart guns to shoot the tv if something stupid is said. Lol.

          • Laram
            June 24, 2013 at 12:25 AM

            *ugh, Nerf not need

    • lucille mason
      June 24, 2013 at 1:18 PM

      i voted for teresa, how many of you did? this poll was rigged as usual

      • AnnieMarie
        June 24, 2013 at 2:42 PM

        I voted once but it took forever for my text.

  7. Laker
    June 23, 2013 at 11:30 PM

    Does anyone know where I can find a stream of this? I missed it!

    • June 23, 2013 at 11:36 PM

      WWHL? Not sure about a stream but I think it re-airs at 2:30. Not sure though because neither shows a description.

      • Laker
        June 23, 2013 at 11:50 PM

        no i mean the actual show

        • June 24, 2013 at 1:16 AM

          Bravo will post both tonight’s show and the after show on their website in a day or two.

  8. redvelvetcake
    June 23, 2013 at 11:39 PM

    #RHONJ has stop trending on twitter like it use to be.You guys really have stop watching. Ratings are the lowest ever.

    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 9:57 AM

      Since Andy stopped drinking, it’s gotten a little boring

      • lucille mason
        June 24, 2013 at 1:19 PM

        miss andy is drinking again, he was only cleansing his system then lol

    • suedechik79
      June 29, 2013 at 1:42 PM

      Its uncomfortable to watch. Uncomfortable, the story lines are clearly untrue once you do a little digging, you can tell there are so many lies going on. Its hard to suspend disbelief. What you end up watching is a portrait of some very sad families, and lets be honest – we all get enough of that at home. Lol

  9. June 23, 2013 at 11:43 PM

    Gessie’s comment on Jac’s blog is getting some hate 😦

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 12:15 AM

      I cant get to the comment board on blogs from phone on their new website. Ugh! Kids have all the computers in their rooms right now. I would defend Gessie!

      • June 24, 2013 at 12:15 PM

        I don’t have a bravo account and thought they were pretty bad about not letting comments post anyway.

        • June 24, 2013 at 1:12 PM

          Many of my comments were not posted last season. I have learned to keep things short and general and not mention what is really going on in these people’s lives, i.e., the Laurita’s bankruptcy, Caroline’s gastric bypass, etc.

      • June 24, 2013 at 12:24 PM

        Aw, Bless you Laram and princess vodka! I don’t care what people think. The truth hurts, right?

        • June 24, 2013 at 12:25 PM

          Woops. Looks like I already said that. Sorry, Fame.

        • Laram
          June 24, 2013 at 7:34 PM

          We have your back @Gessie. Truth is lonely, but always endures test of time 🙂

    • June 24, 2013 at 9:55 AM

      Ha ha! The truth hurts!

      • June 24, 2013 at 12:15 PM

        Heading back over there in a few gessie to see what else has been posted.

  10. Tassie devil
    June 23, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    Jac tweets that her trainer knows how she feels and gives out her twitter name for us to see she hates T too, is this the same trainer we saw at Jac house (S3) and she had the booze in her bag?

    Beautiful to see Gia defend her mum on TrueGia with T friend Heather.

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 12:26 AM

      Again, what trainer dresses like that and doesn’t push their client to shit up and work out? Jac is an idiot with life and money!

      • June 24, 2013 at 1:18 AM

        Jac needed someone to do her Teresa obsession rant with because the rest of the cast is sick of hearing it.

    • Isolde
      June 25, 2013 at 12:12 AM

      Yes Tassie, Jolene was the trainer with the alcohol in her bag, and that Jacaloon went on to say that she helped her through her troubling time and with her alcohol problem. Hilarious, isn’t it that Jac said that she helped Jolene with her alcohol problem! She wrote about it in her blog after the show aired that showed Jolene with the alcohol in her bag and was obviously inebriated.

  11. Laram
    June 24, 2013 at 12:20 AM

    One last comment from me on tonight’s show! How about how they are making working out a big deal after Teresa spent the last year and half tweeting and talking about whole complimented on national news.
    Melissa is in aerobics looking like a frail chicken wing. Jaq’s showing up at gym and with trainer not ready to work out.

    Then, they all have audacity to put Teresa down…Melissa with her so called workout DVD we’ve heard nothing more on, and slamming the cookbook with her advice book, and Josephine doing the same. Jaq sting Melissa coming out with a book, and trashing Teresa for a Bridal Show appearance.

    I may use “hate” word this season, and I don’t allow it in my home! Ugh! Can’t stand this group.

  12. Anon
    June 24, 2013 at 12:27 AM

    OMGeeee!! Fame, this is the absolute BEST site and your posters are the most wise, most inciteful, most highly intelligent of all! Some time ago someone posted that the Don was only “helping” in an attempt to revamp her image. I remember thinking that she could try but it was a lame effort and we all saw right through her! Tonight it clicked! MANDY is trying to revamp her image! He’s got her in there just plugging away, even showing a minor clash with Meho. Week after week we’ll get to see just how hard she’s working to personally fix this family, even putting aside her own personal fambly issues to help out poor Joey and Theresa. She’ll be working her fingers to the bone trying to knit this brother and sister back together.

    And at the end of the season, when they are in the “better place” that has been constantly alluded to, Carowhine gets all the credit! Then we will all see the error in our ways and rush right out to buy her stupid bumper sticker book ‘o wisdom, making her the best selling author that Mandy promised her she would be!

    For some unfathomable reason, he has always LOVED her and come hell or high water, he’ll make sure we see her as remarkable as he does. It doesn’t seem that he genuinely cares about Theresa or the viewers. Bravo must really think we are mindless sheep who are sitting transfixed awaiting the next manipulation on how to think and how to feel.

    Get over yourself Andy. Caroline is mean with a black heart and we don’t love her! ….and while I’m at it, Melissa is a petty and manipulative liar who can’t sing, Rosie is a loudmouth who is NOT witty or clever. Kathy and Jacka**……. nah, not with the space.

    WHEW! Thank you for letting me get that off my chest!!!

    • Marty
      June 24, 2013 at 12:45 AM

      Great comment!! You should try posting your comment at Bravo on all the NJ loons blogs. Worth a try.

      P.S. Teresa is not included in the NJ loon farm.

    • Sackem
      June 24, 2013 at 9:20 AM


    • June 24, 2013 at 9:56 AM

      I’m confused by that, because her book has been on the market for quite some time now. If it was going to be a success it already would have been.

      • pjbottoms
        June 24, 2013 at 10:02 AM

        Caroline has been pimping out her book on the talk show and tabloid magazine circuit since the season started to help boost sales and also to try to take the focus off of her nastiness from last season. I think Caroline is done with the Gorga/Gudice storyline and has moved on to plan B which is to try to make her storyline more interesting (good luck with that).

    • Happy Holly Daze
      June 24, 2013 at 6:54 PM

      I believe … that by the time the Reunion comes, these crapmates, after seeing the TH thingies, are going to be right back to season 4 reunion part Deu….

  13. June 24, 2013 at 12:54 AM

    Loved Tre with her MIL — loved it and want more!

    I also actually liked the scenes at the Manzo’s restaurant. I know don’t shoot me. I love me some Juicy but I love some Al too in scenes with his family they tell it like it is.

    Wow … Messy threw her in-law’s under the bus for fame and now she is her father as well? Marco sisters beware as you may be next. I can’t believe she actually stated that her father was a cheater who provided and Joey reminded her of him so that’s why she hooked up with him (paraphrasing).

    The editing and continuing Teresa bashing is horrible. Enough.

    I can’t even touch the scene at the gym. It was disgusting.

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 5:49 AM

      I like a mix of Manzos too @msjulesaz. I can’t sleep. Watched the after show on WWHL, it wasn’t that bad. In fact, Caroline was called out, and had a good response.

      • Cee_See
        June 24, 2013 at 3:47 PM

        Laram I know you posted some since your return from the hospital. It’s nice reading your posts! I had a UTI once and it felt like I pulled my back out! I’ll keep sending prayers your way so your body will be in good health when your surgery date comes.

        This episode was kind of boring. When I watched the scene with Joey and Tre I couldn’t help but thinking ‘he probably prepared for that confrontation since last year, maybe longer!’. It was too funny when he threw the, ‘stop being obsessed with my wife!’ in there as an insult! Joey will do anything for financial gain and admiration.

        I’m glad someone called Caroline out in front of her kids and Andy! I didn’t watch WWHL I can’t stand Laureen she is just disgustingly mean!

        • Laram
          June 24, 2013 at 7:36 PM

          Thanks so much @Cee-See! My antibiotics are working, and I didn’t need Codeine today. People are so nice here!!

  14. Candace
    June 24, 2013 at 1:24 AM

    Her a44hole must be pretty sore from all that bleaching she’s doing these days.

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 5:47 AM


  15. June 24, 2013 at 3:11 AM

    I laughed so hard when the blog title loaded up Famey! #priceless

    And yes Candace,Jax’s bungholio must be aching, but oh so sparkly! lol 🙂

    Beyond time for recast!!!!

    • June 24, 2013 at 11:03 AM

      Jax’s bungholio must be aching, but oh so sparkly!
      pardon me while I spit tea right across the room, then choke laughing
      Nice one Most likely

      • June 24, 2013 at 12:27 PM

        I’m sure Ashley and C.J. must be so proud with their mother’s big announcement about bleaching her whatever. Who even does that? And why?

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 7:37 PM

        Lol. I’m going to start saying bungholio. I usually say bum, but I’m American, and ass slips out often! 🙂

  16. Pinky
    June 24, 2013 at 7:37 AM

    Since social media created havoc for Messy and Bravo – this whole season seems so scripted, staged and fake. Andy – as usual – bet on the wrong horse!
    If Andy would let the truth be revealed on all this morons, ratings wouldn’t be down – in fact-if MeGo was outed for her mistakes in the past, honestly Tre would have supported her and Joey and MAYBE this family could have actually had a chance!
    The rest are too boring. The Manzo boy’s little restaraunt has bad reviews and probably won’t make it. Caroline has admitted the sludge water is pretty much a failure – which brings me to the Lauritas…..
    Again, if Andy would air the truth and let the facts of their real life be revealed,I bet JaCo would be in rehab getting the true help she so desperately needs and Chris could start to pay back the people he scewed out of $$ with dollars he lets his disturbed wife waste on bodyimage insecurities. Quit feeding this woman’s insecurities!! I hold you responsible for her patheic behavior! She needs HELP – at this point he is the most disgraceful of the bunch.
    If all these morons would realize they had to own their crap – they all may actually be better people and have a worthwhile existance after this show ends.
    Andy and Bravo are PIGS. Who ruins families for ratings? This is pathetic.

    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 10:06 AM

      You’re so right and I wonder if Bravo is going to air the big reconciliation that Caro keeps promising. Supposedly the first thing they filmed was the big group trust therapy outing, but by the looks of what they have been showing, it didn’t do much good. bravo is also allowing negative comments on Jac’s blog which leads me to think Jac is getting the BAD edit despite Caro telling everyone who will listen how cute of a “story” (her words) Nicholas is!

  17. June 24, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    I tried leaving this before so I hope it doesn’t go up twice. I saw this on Teresa’s Twitter this morning. She doesn’t ever really comment on anything negative so she must have been pretty upset to post this response. It’s just more proof, as if we needed it that Jogo and Teresa are not the only ones to keep this alive. What a disgusting poll,stirring up even more negativity on a such a painful family problem.
    Im trying to put the tweets here, and I’ve not done this beofre so I hope they appear, but if you’re not ok with it Fame, please take it down!
    Love to everyone!

    @BravoWWHL @joegorga There are no sides. He's my brother and I love him. #GrossQuestion— Teresa Giudice (@Teresa_Giudice) June 24, 2013

  18. June 24, 2013 at 7:48 AM

    Sorry, the first one didn’t post, this is what WWHL said

    Kaboom! Let the bombs continue to drop while you vote in tonight’s poll. Whose side are you on? Team @Teresa_Giudice OR Team @joegorga #WWHL— Bravo WWHL (@BravoWWHL) June 24, 2013

    • Famewhore101
      June 24, 2013 at 8:43 AM

      Who won?

  19. June 24, 2013 at 8:20 AM

    Agree with Teresa, and the most “shocking ” part is 70% are on Joe’s side!

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 8:25 AM

      Once again, those polls are being filtered and skewed against Teresa. They always have been and will continue to be.

      I’m feeling more and more like that in the storyline, Teresa is the one who is going to have grovel and apologize to the rest of the cast and admit that she is the one who was wrong. The rest of the cast will feel vindicated that she “finally” admits her wrongdoings and so they will be “gracious” enough to accept and then move on.

      Bravo thinks this is what the audience wants to see and that is why they rig those stupid polls. Remember what Fame has told us – a very small percentage of viewers read the blogs and/or internet articles so the larger majority are only going by what they see on the show and what Andy manipulates the cast to say on WWHL.

  20. Jeannie5233
    June 24, 2013 at 8:20 AM

    Teresa continually says she loves her brother. Teresa has continually been the first one to extend an olive branch only to get it snapped in two and thrown back in her face with some dirt for good measure.

    When was the last time Josephine said he loves his sister.

    The chatter around is that things are going to get even worse before they begin their journey to get in “a good place” and supposedly it all takes place within 24 hours up in Lake George.

    I call bullsh*t on this entire show. There is no way any human – Teresa included – could emotionally go through what she has been put through and come out on the other side. The things Josephine said to her last night alone are unforgiveable – forget everything else in the past. There is no way Teresa doesn’t carry horrific scars from this. No way. Yes, she loves him because he is her brother but there comes a time when that bond is broken.

    There is no “good place” and there never will be. Even if they are able to be civil at this point, that is all for the sake of the show. Once the show is over, it will all fall apart. Because Josephine obviously has a rage that has been festering against Joe Giudice and his sister for many, many years. That kind of rage we witnessed at the end of the show when he was “lifting” after Teresa left the gym doesn’t just go away in such a short period of time.

    It is crystal clear to me Josephine hates – in the truest definition of the word – Joe Giudice. He then projects that hatred and resentment onto his sister.

    • June 24, 2013 at 3:41 PM

      Josephine hates Joe Guidice because he’s got his number. Josephine hates Joe Guidice because his father prefers his company to baby-Joey’s. I’m convinced that his parents are convinced he is an imbecile with a black heart and no respect.

      • Jeannie5233
        June 24, 2013 at 7:50 PM

        You and I are on the same exact page gessie!

  21. Sackem
    June 24, 2013 at 8:27 AM

    Bwhahahaha! Best title for a blog EVER!!!

    • elemcee
      June 24, 2013 at 8:34 AM

      My eyes got pretty wide when I read that! Celi, I am thinking about you and your Angel so hard! My heart is with you.

  22. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM


  23. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM


  24. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    Address Melissa’s fake fucking hair please.

    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 10:09 AM

      I think she waxes her forehead. I has expanded an inch or so since season 1 IMO.

  25. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    I am sorry for my language bravotv wont post it.

  26. Stefanie
    June 24, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    I tried to watch the show but I ended up muting it.

  27. RahRah
    June 24, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    I just know psych professionals are shaking their heads looking at Jax Laurita–even I feel sorry for her. Jax Laurita has gone crazy, she has a chronic case of Teresa-itis, can’t do a thing because the disease has consumed her life. The woman is crazy, I can’t watch crazy, or a person losing their mind. All I think is how much her son needs her and she is unstable.

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 7:40 PM

      I agree. I’m sorry I studied it for 4 yrs in college bc these people on the show chap my arse….wait I said I’m going to use bungholio! It gets me agape in the mouth watching them, combined with production and editing. Smh!

  28. Saddle_River_NJ
    June 24, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    Seems to me this season is a waste. They have scraped the barrel for “storylines”. WTF is with the Manzos? The boys parade around in BLK shirts at the same time trying to promote the eatery that they are pretty much only spokesmodels for? Can it get more blatent than that. Oh – and the restaurant is doing terribly – awful word of mouth locally. Caroline has nothing going on other than helping Teresa whom she galled garbage and wanted nothing to do with ever again? Jax the botox drunk is playing the autism card like it’s a fatal disease. Kathy is conjuring up “marital problems” to at least get her some air time. The Missy Whipped Midget is spewing hate and venom like there is no tomorrow – must be the steroids speaking. What a vile pig. He claims to cry like a baby at night for the situation with his parents and Tre and then does everything in his power to make it worse. Prissy Missy is doing what? Writing an advice book? If there is a God in Heaven let all of the skeletons come pouring out of that snotty little skank’s closet and drag her reputaion back through the mud she crawled out of. Each episode so far this season has just gotten sadder and sadder. It’s like driving past a car wreck – you don’t want to look but you do anyway. Bravo has done a terrific job of ruining this show. Just makes me sick…

    • Cee_See
      June 24, 2013 at 4:54 PM

      I giggled reading ‘The Missy Whipped Midget’ that’s a good name for him! It probably took him months to come up with all the insults he wanted to tell Tre. He probably practiced and practiced his speech with his wife telling him what to say! No way is the Missy Whipped Midget intelligent enough, nor clever enough, to come up with such hateful things to yell at Tre in such a short amount of time! To me he even forgot the main insult to massage his wife’s ego when he told Tre to stop obsessing over his wife as Tre was leaving! The house the Gorga’s live in is nice but that big looong couch they have looks like it belongs in a waiting room!

  29. Stefanie
    June 24, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    Kathy’s blog is up.

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 10:42 AM

      While I realize Kathy is not Rosie’s keeper and Rosie is her own person, I am surprised she didn’t say not one word about her sister’s behavior, which in my opinion, reflects on Kathy’s entire family and brings disgrace to her mother.

      Maybe Kathy and Teresa are at least able to be civil to each other – that is what I glean from this blog and from comments Caroline has made. But I would venture a guess that if the show was no longer part of the equation, there would be no reconciliation whatsoever.

      One more thing –

      Kathy does not address in her blog the fact that she feels her “apology” for cursing out Teresa’s mother AND father was enough for Teresa to let bygones be bygones and that it should be forgotten. If that were the case, then why weren’t the Giudices’ invited to the joint birthday party as an offering of peace?

      All BS and producer-driven.

      • Stefanie
        June 24, 2013 at 11:53 AM

        I agree, you can say your sorry & the other person can accept the apology but it doesn’t take the hurt away that was caused before the apology. Also, has she apologized for the other things like how she talked about her, joining Melissa’s team to take her down. There is a lot of hurt & betrayal there.

        • Fat Trophy Wife
          June 24, 2013 at 2:57 PM

          You can accept someone’s apology and just not want to be close to them. Once you’ve been hurt, it’s hard to open yourself up again. There are people that I’ve forgiven in my life but I’ve chosen to move on without them in my life. I don’t understand why her decision to not have anything to do with them is causing such butt hurt.

          • Stefanie
            June 24, 2013 at 4:06 PM

            I agree, you can forgive someone but it’s hard to open yourself up to them again. As you said, sometimes it’s just better to move on without them in your life. If she were to leave this show & continues with being successful & they are left to continue the show without her they know there wouldn’t be a show. They need her to be relevant.

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 8:03 PM

        You know what also upsets me, @Jeannie–show or no show, Kathy’s last season tag line about Old School and Respect. Who goes on Intl tv show to betray your cousin, family and ultimately her rant about her Aunt and Uncle? Who does that?

        In addition, Victoria seems to really love her “aunt” Teresa, and she always is asking if or whom is coming. She hangs her head when Giudices aren’t mentioned. Remember how she waited for T to show up before studying to greet her (while everyone was throwing her under bus) at the Goddess Party?

        The fact that Kathy sat next to Teresa at Season 3 Reunion and said “I’m not a Gorga”….she right there threw her own mother under the bus. Her mother’s maiden name is Gorga, as well as her DNA. How rude on Intl TV! I don’t care about sociology of this families dynamics….she is still Gorga, and apparently is full of crap espousing to Old School Respect!

        She should have left James Gardolfini out of Blog, bc she looks like a larger hypocrite!!!

  30. Sackem
    June 24, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    Caroline to Kathy and Melissa: I feel like right now she is completely incapable of having a relationship with either of you.

    Melissa: Why, we are her family?

    …. I. Just. Can’t. This Sheila’s got kangaroos loose in the top paddock! A screw lose! LET’s GO TO THE VIDEO REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!

  31. June 24, 2013 at 9:22 AM

    Caroline says that BLK isn’t making the bucks they expected, but yet says that no one takes a paycheck, and that they invest all of the money back into the business. Can someoone clarify what exactly their deal is with BLK? From what I can remember, it was a Canadian company that they found and got hired to do marketing for. When they went to Napa last season, that was so they could take on a winery and do marketing for them too so what happened to that? Or did they buy out BLK and decide to do more with them? I don’t get it,

    Obviously, this restaurant is not “theirs.” They are 2 20 something year old kids who got asked to partner up with a MAJOR restaurant group out of NYC. They probably make a portion of profits in exchange for doing some appearances there, acting like the work there once a week or so. Did they invest any of their own money in the restaurant or did Caro-lame just donate some of her recipes to make it more Manzo-y?

    Anyway, it seems that Al Manzo should stop over and whip the place into shape. The reviews make it seem like this place just does not have its act together. Their service and management seems horrbile and the bar is always out of a few beers at a time. Big no no for a beer-centric bar. Check it out here: http://www.yelp.com/biz/little-town-hoboken

    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 10:11 AM

      Yeah I didn’t buy that stuff she said about BLK in her TH. Oh yeah, she forgot to mention, that all of her kids get a paycheck from Bravo as does Al for his one and a half appearances.

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 7:49 PM

      ITA, and btw. Your name is so pretty. Love it!

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 7:50 PM

        @Lauren Bushman. I was LB growing up!

  32. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    Melissa is a slob, there is no nice way to put it.

  33. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    Matter infact, the slob is on this website as we speak.
    That FameWhore reads EVERYTHING about herself.

    TERESA SAID FROM DAY 1 that she was never a good cook and they were FAMILY RECIPES ASSHOLE!

    • Fat Trophy Wife
      June 24, 2013 at 2:59 PM

      He really put all of his thoughts into the most hurtful things he could say to her in the least amount of time. I was glad she left because he acted like he wanted to hit her or someone lifting those weights. I really can’t imagine he has much control over himself at home. Does Melissa walk on pins and needles around him? He doesn’t accept any blame for anything.

  34. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 9:38 AM


    • Marge
      June 24, 2013 at 1:09 PM

      LOL! You hit the nail on the head!

  35. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 9:41 AM


    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 4:06 PM

      I wore a Gunnysacks brand bridesmaid dress in the 80s that reminds me of her outfits!

  36. June 24, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    That is her, I am an author look. It is also the reason why Cacaface is empty.

  37. Have2Say
    June 24, 2013 at 11:08 AM

    As the season progresses I have more questions than answers. What is the REAL reason Joe Gorga is pissed at his sister? He came on this show pissed because she left him behind and now considered Caroline & Jac her family – which he is now doing. He was pissed because she never included him to functions – which he now does? He didn’t like the way Juicy spoke to him – but it’s OK for Melissa to speak to Teresa a certain way. etc, etc. What an immature moron he is. He talks 3rd person just like Caroline which is totally annoying. Of course Teresa loves him, he’s her brother, but really, how can anyone respect him? He wants respect from Teresa – it goes both ways honey. And Melissa – that girl has Daddy issues which explains why she doesn’t like sharing Joey. Her Dad (she said) was a great provider, which explains why she sought out men who gave her have $$. But she has to “share” Joey and obviously doesn’t like it. This explains why she is going to any length to seclude Joey from his family – to ensure that she has her cash cow always. I really believe now that if her singing career had taken off she would have dropped him like a hot rock. Mr. “Garbage” and Mrs. “we pay our bills” came on this show talking smack about Teresa (ratings) and nothing has changed.

    Kathy & Rosie – really? If you really cared to have, nurture, mend, or instigate any type of a better relationship with your cousin this show was NOT the platform. By doing what you both agreed to do to your cousin for ratings is not something one does on a whim. You both said you had to think really hard about joining and obviously by your decision your FAMILY (Teresa’s) meant nothing compared to a minute amount of $$ and plastic surgery. Take that up the Arss Rose! Kathy even had the gall to quote – “Resentment costs you much and gives you nothing. Forgiveness costs you nothing and sets you free.” -Ralph Marston. Kathy are you serious????? Maybe Teresa should quote “words are just words when there’s no substance behind it” – Go scratch Kathy & Rosie! As for “burn the bitch at the stake” Rich – haha… loved how he whimpered away when Rose went on her rant. Embarrassed much Rich? It appears you are going to be held under the same microscope your prey Teresa has. Let’s see how you fare – all I’ve seen so far is you dropping your jaw in shock. Not nice when the shoe is on the other foot is it Mr. Wakka wakka?

    Jacqueline – Go triple scratch!!! This female is so immature it’s beyond comprehension for me. Her rational for how she interprets & portrays things is scary to say the least. Shame because I used to like her but once I saw her trying to get Teresa to talk about issues on camera that Teresa had already stated she didn’t want to talk about on camera it showed me that she is incapable of being a “true” friend. Let’s not start with her tweets – that was the nail in the coffin for me because it showed her true character and how evil and vindictive she is. I used to pity her – now she’s not even worth that.

    Caroline – yawn! Same ol’ shit stirrer. She does it passive aggressively stating she’s just being real but she’s not. She’s using the ball buster mentality to make it seem like she’s the words of wisdom but she’s not. Clearly her way is not working for her own family issues.

    Sorry for the long blog – this show is just so frustrating I want to shake someone..LOL

    • June 24, 2013 at 11:28 AM

      I have a Melissa-type person in my family. My grandfather started seeing a woman who is a total gold-digger. She started off so sweet and then the second she could, she found reasons to hate my family and keep us away from her and my grandfather. She convinced him to move far away from us, down the Jersey shore to be with her family. The rest of my family was convinced we were crazy for years now and that she was a wonderful woman. But as soon as they got married and she got on his will, she turned on the rest of my family as well.

      People like Melissa and my Grandfather’s new wife do not have feelings. They grow up a certain way and then think in their adult life they “deserve” certain things. Melissa grew up in Tom’s River, certainly not a upper-class community by any stretch. She had a rough childhood, her sisters were a lot older than her and her father was a cheater. So she had to deal with those things. Then he unfortunately died.

      So how did she move on from that? She rebelled. She got a boob job and worked at a strip club. She sought attention from men however she could get it. She really contradicted herself a lot in this episode about her father. On one hand she says he was a great dad and an excellent provider (which says a mouthful there alone) then says he only wrote her 1 birthday card and was often times not around. Sounds to me, if you read between the lines that he was not that great of a dad, but she doesn’t want to remember him that way since he as passed–which is actually respectable and understandable…if only she didn’t bring this up on camera, that is. When women have issues with their father, they look for love and attention elsewhere which she did! The first man who could “provide for her” and was enamored with her was the one for her. That’s why she jumped into things so fast–moving in after 1 month and engaged after 2. She wasn’t after the life she wanted growing up…the hooey about having dinner on the table every night. She saw $ signs and a life of luxury. Same reason why she joined the show. She is a narcissist through and through. She will do anything to protect “her family” and make sure they are taken care of, just like my grandfather’s wife. They are the survivors, they are the ones who lost thier father. Teresa and her family gets pushed aside in the process because of this.

      • June 24, 2013 at 11:35 AM

        Great post Lauren

      • difromnyc
        June 24, 2013 at 3:20 PM

        you forgot the cherry on tip. JoGo reminds her so much of her father. Enough said.

      • Cee_See
        June 24, 2013 at 5:42 PM

        I like your post. You are correct about narcissistic people, one thing about them is that they are survivors. I once read an article done by a pshyco-therapist who said the very same thing. Too bad these narcissistic people wage a war against people who could love them and be their true friends!

      • Laram
        June 24, 2013 at 7:55 PM

        Excellent post @Lauren. I also feel for little Antonia. I just want to pick her up and love on her, for she walks around observant, quiet and lonely looking.

        I wrote before that she is the one tugging in my heart strings, and obviously productions with there little clips of her lurking. I wish Melissa would let Nonna Gorga have her over to Giudices when Nonna babysits the girls.

        • Laram
          June 24, 2013 at 7:56 PM

          Antonia and Melissa/Joe are going to have some trouble I fear in a few years!!!

          • Laram
            June 24, 2013 at 8:05 PM

            And @Lauren, had a SIL just identical to Melissa. 20 yrs of my life. She is an ex SIL now.

        • Cee_See
          June 24, 2013 at 9:05 PM

          I agree, Laram, Antonia does seem quiet and sad when she’s at home. :(.

      • June 25, 2013 at 10:17 AM

        I knew something is off about MeGo from the start! Your post states it perfectly!

  38. Stefanie
    June 24, 2013 at 11:42 AM

    This was on the latest Garden Statements blog.

    Now who hasn’t been at a family party and gotten a little more amped about something due to generous pours? (More on her love of scotch to come.) But Rosie manages to make rage somehow likeable, mostly because she only gets mad when someone crosses her family. And again, who hasn’t been there?

    Really, Rosie’s makes rage likable! There is no hope for this network if they condone this type of behavior.

    • June 24, 2013 at 2:19 PM

      well gosh, who hasn’t! I remember distinctly having a touch too much moet one summer and suddenly screaming abuse at my friend, before threatening to cut out her tongue and burn her at the stake, then launching myself across the paddling pool to grab a woman’s tits. Happens to us all.
      Couldn’t agree more with you stefanie

      • Jeannie5233
        June 24, 2013 at 2:44 PM

        Oh popsy! I just about died reading this – hysterical!

        • June 24, 2013 at 6:17 PM

          oh thank you Jeannie, x gotta laugh, I couldn’t take 2 minutes of what they show us of the behaviour on that show. Hats off to teresa.

  39. love4peace
    June 24, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    I have said all along she will forgive but never forget. If he thinks he can say and do anything and he won’t have to pay. He’s crazier than I thought. This family will never be the same it has forever changed

  40. love4peace
    June 24, 2013 at 12:16 PM

    I refuse to comment on the other cast mates maybe they will go away. I’m a fan of Teresa and her family excluding the Marcos. I will support her and only her, I love her books. The rest of them can go scratch

  41. June 24, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    Jac is also being pretty persistent about her trainer had her share of comments that were edited out. She mentioned something on her blog (I think???) and also Tweeted it. Guess that makes her look less obsessed???

    • June 24, 2013 at 3:44 PM

      Her attempt to try to explain away crazy won’t wash. It is what it is.

  42. June 24, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    Are we gonna hear about Jac Liarita bankruptcy and how Kathy didn t accept Rosie being gay? Of course not!

    • pjbottoms
      June 24, 2013 at 4:04 PM

      No Andy only talks about the Gudices’ bankruptcy and Joe Gudice’s gay slur from Season One. Everyone else gets a pass for some reason!

  43. NonnaB
    June 24, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    I have a question too about Melissa and her Dad. Did anyone else notice that there were no pictures of her and her Dad after she was about 8 or 9. He died when she was 17 so you think there would be more pictures of her with him older. I thought I read some where that she moved to FL with her mother and I don’t think her parents were together for a long time before he died.

  44. June 24, 2013 at 12:29 PM

    Melissa’s story changes daily. No use trying to make sense of it.

  45. Marge
    June 24, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    I have only begun watching this show last season. My take –

    Wacky Jacky makes me sick! First off, she is disgusting! She is so fake! She has big time mental issues that need to be addressed, maybe get a meds change and stop drinking while taking them. She can’t stop thinking about T

    Melissa – Even more fake! The whole, “it’s no ones business by mine and my husbands.” The “My Husband” bull really irks be. He has a name, use it! She is a BIG fame seeker! Driving a wedge between your husbands family doesn’t make you a great wife! Also, talked about T IN FRONT OF HER KID on the last episode, something her and her cheating spouse accuse T of doing.

    Caroline – Gets too involved in everyone’s business. I like her, but am more worried about the way her house must smell with all those animals in it!

    Rosie – I think she is very loud, I don’t like loud. Other than that, to each their own.

    Kathy – I can’t put my finger on it with her, but In my opinion, she is a big follower.

    Teresa – I like her, I can’t stand the squeaky voice thing that she does but other than that, I think she is the most entertaining. Someone has to be the Villain and she makes a pretty good one. She worries least about the rest of the clan.

    I tape the show since I am already in bed by the time it comes on. I try and fast forward Jacqueline because I really can’t stand her.

  46. June 24, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    But ultimately, and no disrespect meant here LaurenB, the responsibility and buck stops with your Grandfather…and in the case of the show>Joe Gorga! Our Family had/has a Melissa as well. My own wise Father commented, when my Mom, my Sisters and I were talking behind this in laws’ back – “We wouldn’t even KNOW ‘in law’ if it wasn’t for your brother/son.” I’m happy to report that ultimately my brother remained a good son and brother, despite his wife – but she did cause some rocky times that he had to navigate.

    These experiences are why I’ve been posting that Teresa needs to realize that the issue is HER BROTHER and not really Melissa. Yes, Melissa is all the things she thinks and knows…but…how her brother conducts himself to her, her children and most importantly – their parents – rest solely on his steroid injected shoulders!

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 2:05 PM

      Hey Kitten! I completely agree with you that it is Josephine’s responsibility to make things right. In all fairness to Melissa, she was right when she said she was tired of being in the middle as she left Gia’s party.

      Melissa has said the two Joes were not getting along before she came into the picture and I believe her. Josephine has been jealous of Joe probably from a very early age.

      Joe Giudice was good looking, successful in his business dealings at the time, and he helped Josephine break into the business. I think his jealousy is rooted very deeply in the fact Joe Guidice proved himself to be a much better son – Josephine, (he says he went to college but if he did, where and did he graduate?) with his out of control behavior as a young man and patronizing strip clubs; his multiple engagements, one so quickly after the other; his destruction of his parents’ financial security; his lack of gratitude or respect to Joe (remember the expensive tools he borrowed, took apart and never returned?), etc. etc., was a huge disappointment to Mr. Gorga who adored Joe Giudice. I would bet Josephine’s father wished his own son was more like Joe and he may have voiced that. This made Josephine livid with jealousy and it has festered and grown to the absolute rage he has today towards him. Enter Melissa – well, we all know the rest.

      • June 24, 2013 at 4:41 PM

        Absolutely Jeannie! And if pics speak a thousand words, I think “Josephine” (lmao) had a bit of hero worship for Joe Giudice in his younger years…it may have crushed him when JoeG was disappointed or critical of his various behaviors as well.

        The “Christening” scene of the Elder Gorga was brief but very telling…he called Lil Joey a “Mama’s boy.” That generation, I believe used that term to connote a sissy yes, but I think it also could be construed as a veiled reference to his sons sexuality. Here’s to hoping Papa Gorga REALLY doesn’t watch this show, right? Josephine’s antics at the various parties or on WWHL would send him straight back to the ICU!

        PS: Many discounted the importance of not returning tools…glad to see you noted that in your comment because in my family (and obviously yours lol) this is a HUGE no-no and a sign of irresponsibility and disrespect.

        • Jeannie5233
          June 24, 2013 at 7:22 PM

          I come from three generations of ironworkers. I know exactly how expensive construction tools are – some in the hundreds and thousands of dollars. And, frankly, you are right – it doesn’t matter what the cost is of something – if you borrow something you return it in the condition it was borrowed within a reasonable timeframe. I couldn’t believe how disrespectful and cavalier Josephine was to Joe G. who was helping him and doing him a favor.

          • June 24, 2013 at 9:55 PM

            I agree with all of you. Josephine is the problem, Meho is doing her job in taking “care of the Marcos”. If that means manipulating Josephine to seeing things her way, so be it. Josephine has to man up, I believe he was coddled (sp) as a child. He received everything that he wanted and was overly praised. Once T came on the show, he expected her to include him in her wealth and fame. Things didn’t go as expected, Meho and Josephine decided to get her back..
            One other thing, I don’t believe T tells her parents too much. Don’t forget the elder Gorgas can turn on a television and watch, they also have friends who tell them what is going on. They are not that old and feeble that they can’t see this stuff.
            I am assuming a lot, I do have a BIL who is married to a Meho type. Not at all fun for the rest of us.

            • June 24, 2013 at 10:12 PM

              Oh, msacanada, Joe Gorga is the problem and his wife does not help things.

      • Luvfamewhorgas
        June 24, 2013 at 8:06 PM

        Amen. You have hit the nail soundly on the head!

      • Luvfamewhorgas
        June 24, 2013 at 8:07 PM

        Amen. You have hit the nail soundly on the head.

      • June 25, 2013 at 10:59 AM

        @Jeannie, I agree with your comment 100%!
        When he and that wife first came on the show he was all upset how his sister said that Jaq & Caroline were like family. Yet he sets out to make them HIS family.
        Then at the christening he screams like a little girl at his Dad,”your my Father” over and over. And his Dad told him to go cry to his Mother like he’s always done.
        He’s so jealous of everything Teresa and Big Joe had! He believes he is more deserving.
        Yep, Little Joe is one sick pup!!!

  47. June 24, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    Not trying to be a posting hog, but so excited that it seems that when I come here from my laptop, my words don’t vanish into WordPress Purgatory…w00000h0000! 🙂

    Just want to add that ICAM with Pinky>>>BRAVOtv and Andy Cohen need to get a CLUE that if they would portray the REALITY of their beloved MANZO and LAURITA family it would be RATINGS GOLD!

    I think I’ve read that BRAVO ratings in general, but especially RHONJ ratings are falling?

  48. Famewhore101
    June 24, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    Can anyone tell me who won the WWHL poll last night?

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 2:24 PM

      Joe did.

    • June 24, 2013 at 2:26 PM

      i just looked on the bravo website and it seems that they scored joe with 71%.
      I hated writing that because I know it is so skewed and sick. What a nasty vile poll. Bravo should be bloody ashamed. But I know that they couldn’t care less

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 2:30 PM

      See my post up thread to dookie56, Famewhore101 – and by the way, haven’t seen you post before so I would like to give you a warm welcome! 🙂

  49. June 24, 2013 at 2:28 PM



    • June 24, 2013 at 2:35 PM

      dear Jus me, Im so glad that justice was done for you and your daughter today, I will say a prayer for you. I hope that you can take some care of yourself too and get some rest after such a dreadfully stressful period. Please take care x

      • June 25, 2013 at 10:14 PM


    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 2:42 PM

      Celi! I am soo happy for you and your family that justice is being served! It is so wonderful when things start to work out as they should. I am crying with happiness and relief for you. However, my dear sweet celi, you must – you absolutely must take care of yourself!!! Sometimes you have to be selfish and put yourself first because if you don’t, then exactly what happened today will happen. Please, please, please do what the doctor says and take some time out of each day for yourself. Again, I am thrilled at your news – God does His work as He sees fit and He saw to it you would be given some respite from all that has hurt you and your sweet girl. God bless her for having the courage she showed today!! Love and hugs!!!

      • June 25, 2013 at 10:28 PM


    • June 24, 2013 at 3:46 PM

      Thank goodness Celi!!! It DOES sound like all of this is catching up to you as I am sure it would any of us. Please promise you will start to take time for just CELI. You MUST also think about your own health or you won’t be able to be there for your daughter. Much love to you Celi!!!!!

    • June 24, 2013 at 4:00 PM

      So glad to hear about that small win for you Celi. Please listen to the Dr. and take care of yourself.

    • Cee_See
      June 24, 2013 at 6:19 PM

      Celi, I’m so happy that your court day went good! It does sound like you need to rest.

    • Sackem
      June 24, 2013 at 6:30 PM

      Just saw this!!! I’m so happy that they’re getting what they deserve!

      Like everyone else, I’m going to beg you to take Carr of yourself because you are such an important person!!!
      Cyber cuddle and much love coming your way! Xx

    • elemcee
      June 24, 2013 at 6:48 PM

      Celi, we all get anxious, and you deserve to be anxious. I am SO glad you had a good day and the wheels of justice are beginning to turn. You kiss your girl baby for us. I am so glad for your family! You keep your chin up!

    • LifeIsGood
      June 24, 2013 at 7:59 PM

      Jus Me, I will keep you and yours in my prayers. I will also echo what the others are saying, and remind you to take care of yourself. I know it’s very hard to think of your own needs when your family is in crisis, but that it when it is most important to do so!

      I have chronic low blood pressure and it does make me prone to fainting. Make sure you stay well hydrated.

      I’m glad that the courts gave you some measure of justice. Your daughter is a very brave young lady!

    • happylady
      June 24, 2013 at 9:16 PM

      Oh Celi, please take care of yourself !

    • June 24, 2013 at 10:04 PM

      Oh, Celi, a big, big hug from Louisiana, so happy all went well with the case. Celi, try to rest, take care of yourself and put all of this in God’s hands. He is the only one who knows the direction of our lives. I remember when you posted on the Sunday after all of this happened, my heart went out to you then and still does now.

      • June 25, 2013 at 9:04 AM

        thank you all of you for your kind thoughts and PRAYERS ,and mamajackie I tried to find that fisrt time I told someone about it ,but I guess its good I didn’t find it its hard to tell what I said.and if it offended anyone oh my word just plz look over a mother when her child is hurt,by sickos.
        but we can see GODS light and know things happen for a purpose.and we aren’t going to ask WHY ,we will do like onjo.org and say WOW!!!!!!! that was her moto.

  50. June 24, 2013 at 3:35 PM

    for any of you who look at twitter check out @HeatherMaclean This is the writer who works with Teresa and her timeline makes for fascinating reading. plus she is a nice woman

  51. dookie56
    June 24, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    Went to the Bravo blogs and they have a poll to vote if you like Melissa’s new song. Earlier this morning 17 people hated it, 1 person liked it. This afternoon all the negative remarks are gone and 1 positive remark remains. Why have polls if you are going to rig them, this is ridiculous!

    • Stefanie
      June 24, 2013 at 4:09 PM

      I didn’t leave a comment but I voted that I didn’t like the song.

    • June 24, 2013 at 4:13 PM

      I just looked an saw the negative comments. My favorite comment was that she should go to Europe as they love tehcno music. Great advice — run to Europe Messy.

      • June 24, 2013 at 4:31 PM

        NOOOOOOoooo!!!! we’ve got our own problems. lol

        • June 24, 2013 at 6:26 PM

          Awwww come on Popsy, adopt her for us!

          • June 24, 2013 at 6:28 PM

            shan’t shan’t shan’t

            • tboz17586
              June 25, 2013 at 8:57 AM

              No chance! Europe has enough going on…..we don’t want Messy as well! LOL

  52. June 24, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    Tre and Messy’s blogs are up. WOW.

    • June 24, 2013 at 6:32 PM

      i didnt get past page 2 of missys, I got so mad, maybe later. Teresa’s was flipping good

      • Stefanie
        June 24, 2013 at 7:49 PM

        I just stop reading it after the 3rd page myself.

  53. Sackem
    June 24, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Celi!!! I’ve been think of you!!! I hope all is well!

  54. June 24, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    oh dear I’m so sorry, I’ve posted up a lot today but Missy’s blog is up and I just read this

    “Teresa said in her blog last week that I used “her parents publicly.” I’m going to have to disagree. As you can see, other people chose to show themselves going to the hospital. When Antonia and I went to visit Nonno, you did not see it. I didn’t want to exploit his illness on the show.”
    and I have just felt such rage, because, NO, YOU JUST GOT A PICTURE OF YOU VISITING MONTHS AGO POSTED ON TWITTER!
    Aaaargh, I cant go on, I cant, *staggers off, mops brow*

    • June 24, 2013 at 6:55 PM

      The woman literally disgusts me! I’ll have to re-read the blogs later before I comment. But that chick is delusional!

      • June 24, 2013 at 7:00 PM

        mzjulesaz, yes she is, she says she wrote a memoir, a memoir is not an advice book Missy, cos you said the other day you were writing an actual advice book!!

      • AnnieMarie
        June 24, 2013 at 7:08 PM

        Mzjules, they’re all delusional on bravo, including the Andy Herman(sp?) blogger for the Bravo RHONJ website. He said Rosie’s rage was likeable. Likeable. They are mental if Rosie’s behavior is ok in their books. Why is he even blogging about the show? Is that normal for Bravo? They should just stop blogging, writing, singing, etc. Though I don’t mind Teresa cooking! 🙂

  55. Calypso
    June 24, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Mel’s blog is hilarious. I know she said something blah, blah, blah – blame Teresa but I started laughing when she says – Working out is how Joe releases stress. Some of it comes out through the throat.

    Yeah – that’s not what he said. He said sex and it goes down your throat. She left herself wide open for that one – pun intended.

    • Jeannie5233
      June 24, 2013 at 7:45 PM

      LOL!!! Her blog is the same ole “I’m the victim! I never do anything wrong! It’s all Teresa’s fault – she asked for it!” blah, blah, blah. is right Calypso!

      Now Teresa’s blog – stellar!! I just wish she would stick to her guns – she is going to get hurt all over again some day.

  56. June 24, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    Her blog is full of disgusting lies that I wouldn’t know where to start. Let’s just say that I hope she gets what’s coming to her.

  57. LifeIsGood
    June 24, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    I didn’t watch the show, but I did view the clips of Ragin’ Rosie and I have a question. Why does Kathy stand by while that loon lives with her elderly mother? It is plain as day that Rosie has a serious problem with alcohol and rage. It can’t be a very nice life for her mother (who seems very sweet).

    Does Rosie have any prior arrests? I would be very surprised if she does not have prior legal issues related to her drinking. Oh, wait..If forgot about her “struggles.” Grow up, Rosie. Like the song says, “everybody hurts.” And for God’s sake, stop licking your damned teeth and throw away your stupid hats.

    I laughed when Rosie was ranting about wanting nothing to do with teresa. There was a very easy way to minimize your exposure to Teresa, Rosie….DONT SIGN UP TO WORK WITH HER!!!

    • rfeliciat
      June 24, 2013 at 11:14 PM

      I found that funny too; because what Caro said was, T didn’t want anything to do with Kathy and Rich…no mention of Rosie.

  58. Jeannie5233
    June 24, 2013 at 8:32 PM

    Excerpt from Melissa Gorga’s Bravo blog: On Sprinkle Cookies
    June 7, 2011

    “About my father, Anthony John Marco, may he rest in peace, and I hope he’s looking down on me and proud of who I am. I know what it is like to lose a family member, it is not pretty. I still deal with it every single day. I am still mad at him for not having his seatbelt on that day he got into the car accident. I know what it is like to not have him walk me down the aisle, not see this beautiful house I live in, not see me graduate college, never meet my babies and never meet Joe. I want Joe and his family to realize how lucky they are that they all still have each other, and they can all still spend time together. The clock keeps ticking and the hours keep on going. Time is being wasted. It’s time to fix this.”

    Did anyone else catch “I’m still mad a him for not having his seatbelt on that day he got into the car accident.”

    Here is a woman who lost her beloved father because of not wearing a seatbelt in 1996 and yet doesn’t take the time to properly restrain her child in a car seat. SMH

    • Laram
      June 24, 2013 at 8:47 PM

      Wow @Jeannie, great point!

    • June 24, 2013 at 9:27 PM

      I had forgotten about that Jeannie. Thanks for pointing it out.

    • June 24, 2013 at 9:50 PM

      Great catch Jeannie. I wish I had your memory.

      Reading from the bottom up, a long day.

  59. Laram
    June 24, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    Love Teresa’s blog!!!

  60. Meri
    June 24, 2013 at 9:45 PM

    It is very difficult watching a tv show when you “intensely dislike” most of the cast without throwing a remote at your television set (no I’m not related to Rosie)

    In a very particular order I “intensely dislike” Josephine- worst brother/son award winner with disgusting immature overly sexual behavior ; Mehoho – everything fake, “poor me” award… I could seriously slap this girl – no, I promise I’m not related to Rosie; Carowhine – Know it all, my way or the highway, stir the pot ’til it boils over pain in the arse, Whacko Jackhole – the title of this blog says it all; Slim Ball Richie – gross, gross, and grosser; Rosie – does she ever talk? her violent outbursts are not likable Bravo!; Al – I do not like this condescending man even though he rarely makes an appearance..goes back to the scene in the limo/bus last season when he talks smack about Juicy; Kathy – lil miss ” I was getting blamed for trying to help and constantly being held to a higher standard.” ummmmmm….r u freakin’ kidding me? That would be Teresa, Kath!

    The only people on the show I enjoy watching are Teresa and Joe Guidice – have to admit Juicy is my fav, and their four high-spirited, very normal daughters.

    • June 24, 2013 at 9:53 PM

      Good post also, Meri.

    • rfeliciat
      June 24, 2013 at 11:17 PM

      I like Juicy as well.

  61. June 25, 2013 at 10:14 PM

    I know what U R saying .Every time I hear that tasteless T whine with that high pitched voice of her’s it make’s me cringe .And not 2 mention the lie’s that come out of her mouth .Get this ,She is in Melissa’s face torturing her about her father (who gives a s— when the woman went 2 c her father ) then Melissa has had it & say’s time 2 go .Tasteless T say’s wwwwwhat ur leaving ,WHEN GIA WALKS IN .I could have thrown that remote in her face .OOOHHHH I wish I was there with Melissa ,those old hammers would B attcking the floor !!!Those R the most sneakie woman I have ever seen, & I have met some sneaky one’s over my year’s !!

  62. June 26, 2013 at 2:52 PM

    I just have to comment how much I can’t stand watching Rosie on this show ESPECIALLY when she is drinking. She is a total embarrassment and seems like she is harassing other women in the bar WHO AREN’T EVEN GAY! If that was my friend being told by a big manly drunk woman to just give her a kiss when she is there with her husband I’d be complaining to management & have her drunk ass thrown out. I’m done with RHONJ….have only watched this last episode cause nothing else was on. Can’t stand this BS show anymore. I wish Teresa would get her own spinoff or cooking show cause I would watch that, maybe. Also, Icky Richie getting up to leave when he saw Rosie getting ready to blow was hilarious, you know he’s embarrassed of her and doesn’t want to be around her either. Bravo, get that violent, drunk, raging lunatic off the show.

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