Melissa Gorga’s Sister, Lysa Simpson, Dares Bravo to “Keep Coming for My Sister”; Melissa’s Other Sister, Kim Pirrella, Dreamed of Being a Singer; Danielle Staub Tells Andy Cohen to “Fire Them ALL”
April 9, 2013 178 Comments

“Kim told me that she and Lysa expected to be on the show by next season. They told me they would be taking Teresa and Kathy’s place. So we should show our support by tweeting about them too… Kim and Lysa want to be on the show so bad they both work on losing weight and getting plastic surgery like Melissa, but they are so ugly on the inside. I have the messages saved so I can prove everything.” - ExMarcoSistersFan, May 4, 2013, Faux Reality Entertainment
Melissa Gorga’s Sister Dares BravoTV to “Keep Coming for My Sister”
On April 6, 2013, Melissa Gorga’s sister Lysa Simpson (also their nanny) tweeted BravoTV about messing with Melissa, saying: “Keep coming for my sister, I dare you.” It looks like Bravo is planning to air the cheating rumors about Melissa, which could be the reason for Lysa’s tweets (which she deleted the next day). Perhaps Melissa should have thought twice before making one of her season 4 storylines the rumor Teresa repeated to her brother, the one about Melissa leaving Joe for a richer man.
Lysa Simpson @LysaSimpson
@Bravotv keep coming for my sister, I dare youLysa Simpson @LysaSimpson
If you want to get to my little sister, you have to go thru me! If you want to get to me, U have to go thru my big sister @kimpirrella #what 9:30 PM – 6 Apr 13
Retweeted by Kim PirrellaLysa Simpson @LysaSimpson
You’re barking up the wrong treeLysa Simpson @LysaSimpson
My mom told me to play nice but I’m doneAnnaLove @Annam24Anna
@LysaSimpson @kimpirrella sisters r awesome! Ya never mess w some ones sister unless u wanna get slapped Retweeted by Lysa Simpson 9:45 PM – 6 Apr 13Lysa Simpson @LysaSimpson
Don’t test me, I will surprise youAndyCohensFanPage @weloveandycohen
@melissagorga Your sister Lysa tweeted to @Bravotv @BravoAndy “keep coming for my sister, i dare you.” How is Bravo coming for u? 9:21 AM – 7 Apr 13OriginalTableFlipper @TreGiudiceFan
@Bravotv @BravoAndy Why was @LysaSimpson mad at you last night boss? pic.twitter.com/oQXbaFrE1Q

Melissa Gorga is Following Her Other Sister’s Dream of Being a Singer
Melissa’s other sister, Kim Pirrella, retweeted Lysa’s tweet: “If you want to get to my little sister, you have to go thru me! If you want to get to me, you have to go thru my big sister.” A source tells Fame-Whorgas that it was Kim, not Melissa, who dreamed of being a singer, and she “can sing very well, much much better than Melissa.” The following is part of the e-mail Fame-Whorgas received from the source, who wishes to remain anonymous:
Things are getting really crazy in NJ!! I have heard that things are going to get way crazier.
All the stuff about Bryan and Love being friends and her hating Mel are very true. Bryan did not sell any stories, but they have been talking to his friends, and more of his friends will be coming forward because they are tired of what the Marcos are trying to do to Bryan. I think no one came forward because Melissa was pretty much a joke around TR (Toms River); but now that she is trying to hurt people (outside of Teresa’s family), people are getting angry.
I have been told on good authority, and this has come from Kim (Melissa’s sister), that Kim was heartbroken when Melissa decided to “follow her dreams of being a singer” because it is completely untrue. The footage you have seen of Melissa singing as a little girl is just that, a little girl being a girl. Her dream was never to sing. It was actually her sister Kim’s dream! Kim was devastated because she can actually sing and can sing very well, much much better than Melissa. I heard this before from a friend [edited out], but heard it again from another reliable source recently, so I truly believe that it is truth.
[Edited out] Scottie Simpson (Lysa’s husband) hates the show and thinks that it has caused nothing but drama, and he really doesn’t want anything to do with it, but his wife (Lysa) is obsessed with it and would love to be on the show.
[Edited out] said that Kim doesn’t even really like Melissa, and she has said that Melissa is selfish and not really a good person. I personally think that part of the reason Lysa and Kim are so ‘close’ with Melissa is because they want to get on the show (other family members definitely do as well); it seems to me that Lysa gets much more involved where as Kim seems not to (even more reason that I think Kim does honestly feel that way about Melissa).

Kim has published cooking videos on YouTube (see video below) and she is one of the founders of NotSoSoccerMomRadio.
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Kim was featured as one of the “The Real Housewives of South Jersey 2013″ in the The Boardwalk Journal (photo below), which is published by James Leonard Jr., the Gorga’s attorney. Kim, as well as Lysa, would like to be a reality TV star.



Danielle Staub Tweets Andy Cohen to “Fire Them ALL” and Says Caroline Manzo Should Apologize to Her Daughters for Saying They Have No Light in Their Eyes
Caroline Manzo appeared on Watch What Happens Live on March 28, 2013, to promote her book, and a caller asked her what was the one thing she regrets over all the seasons. Caroline replied:
“I regret my meeting with Danielle Staub. I was mean to her. And I don’t like being that person. I called her a clown. I just don’t like doing that, but it’s something that I had to do.
Danielle tweeted about Caroline’s comment:
“Let’s not forget saying my kids have no light in their eyes…my kids have beautiful light in their eyes and, if she were genuine, she would apologize to them.”
In response to the physical altercation at the grand opening of Posche 2, Danielle tweeted Bravo and Andy Cohen:
“STOP promoting this behavior! I’m truly disgusted that this continues. Fire them ALL.”
She also used the hashtag “#KARMAhasARRIVED”.

The following are the tweets from/to Danielle about Caroline and how disgusted she is with Bravo for promoting this type of behavior.


















