RHONJ Season 5 Shooting Schedule: Season 5 Will Be a Series of Infomercials Mixed with Scripted Drama (Updated 4/22/2013)
December 15, 2012 79 Comments

Potential Events for RHONJ Season 5 Shooting Schedule to Date (Some of the Events are Filming Opportunities at Charitable Events or Charitable Events Combined with Product Placement)
October 2, 2012 – Posche Fashion Show at the Brownstone (not taped for season 5)
October 29, 2012 – Hurricane Sandy hit the Jersey shore and New York Harbor late Monday, October 29, 2012
November 2-3, 2012 – Laurita/Manzo camp tweeted to bring donations to Cafface for delivery by blk van to shelters
November 4, 2012 – Joe and Melissa Gorga shopped at Target for Hurricane Sandy relief effort and dropped off items to donation centers (plus Joe uses chainsaw to cut up downed tree in neighborhood)
November 4, 2012 – Lauren tweeted to stop dropping off clothes to Cafface — says to drop them off at the Red Cross or a shelter
November 9, 2-12 – Lauren tweeted to stop dropping off donations to her store Cafface — said it makes more sense to send donations directly
November 10, 2012 – Jacqueline tweeted: “We’ve been helping out w/out Bravo filming but that doesn’t mean we r going 2 stop helping 1ce they r”
November 14, 2012 – Teresa promoted Milania Hair Care at “Faith for Francesca” fundraiser for Cerebral Palsy at the Americana Salon & Spa
November 15, 2012 – Joe and Melissa worked the phones during MTV’s ‘Restore The Shore’ special
November 16, 2012 – Jacqueline and Caroline stopped by Stew Leonards Wines in Clifton for a wine tasting and bottle signing
November 17, 2012 – Caroline, Jacqueline, Chris, Albie, Christopher visited Stacks Pancake House in Paramus to promote blk
November 17, 2012, – Teresa promoted Milania Hair Care at Industry 80
November 20, 2012 – Manzo boys promoted their new restaurant by advertising they’ll be guest bartenders at the Village Pourhouse in Hoboken to raise money for Hurricane Sandy victims
November 21, 2012 – Gorgas in Jamaica for Thanksgiving; Teresa spent Thanksgiving with the Giudice side of the family; no pictures from Jacqueline; pictures of the Manzo kids at home; no photos from the Wakiles
November 26, 2012 – Gliz, Glam and Gifts, an event held at the Brownstone by The Sparkling Event (run by Candice Laurita and Cristina Granelli, Jacqueline’s nieces) “Benefits Sandy Victims” (housewives donated items to victims of storm and offered holiday shopping) — blk, Cafface, Kathy’s canolli’s for sale (“get all your holiday shopping done with us”)
November 28, 2012 – The NephCure Foundation 8th annual ‘Countdown To A Cure’ Benefit at Capitale on November 28, 2012 in New York City; Teresa awarded the “Real Hero” award for her ongoing commitment to the kidney disease non-profit’s mission
November 30, 2012 – Hurricane Sandy fundraising event at Space Odyssey — Teresa, Melissa and Joe, Kathy and Richie, Kim D, Elvira, Jennifer, Lauren and Christopher attended
December 1, 2012 – blk tasting at Walgreens on Sunset & Vine — Albie, Caroline, Jacqueline attended
December 3, 2012 – Holiday Posche Fashion Show at The Bottagra — Teresa and her ‘friends’ including Kim D and Penny Drossos (this is win Bravo has Kim D and Penny approach Teresa to tell her about Melissa cheating at the Sushi Lounge four years ago with her ex boyfriend Brian, who she lived with for two years)
December 5, 2012 – Teresa tweeted support for Kathy and her QVC spot to sell her Dolci della Dea Cannoli Kits marked down from $54.25 to $44.82 for 24-piece kit
December 6, 2012 – Parent’s night at Colonial Road School — Jacqueline (no filming?)
December 6, 2012 – Damian and Beau Monde Salon & Spa’s inaugural Holiday Party for Charity at the 201 Club in Englewood — Teresa and Kim D, Elvira Grau, Caroline and Jacqueline attended
December 6, 2012 – Christmas Tree lighting in Paramus (they missed the one in Montville) — Joe and Melissa
December 6, 2012 – Fabellini bottle signing and pictures at Bevmax Plaza Liquors in Franklin Lakes — Teresa
December 7, 2012 – Pool After Dark, Harrah’s Atlantic City, Melissa lip synced “I Just Wanna” — Joe and Melissa (Melissa got the gig at Harrah’s on the bases that her lawyer, who owns Boardwalk Journal, does a 5-plus page spread on Harrah’s Kitchen and Restaurant)
December 7, 2012 – Dining Out Magazine and The Robinson Network (Cliff and Heather) Red Carpet charity event for Toys For Tots at Al Di La (blk is a sponsor on the step and repeat) — Kathy and Richie, Jacqueline and Chris, and Christopher attended
December 7, 2012 – Lauren gave away tickets for @Z100NewYork’s #Z100JingleBall All, a free concert
December 12, 2012 – Various “Meet & Greets” by the Wakiles using Melissa’s old PR company and her old PR tricks
December 12, 2012 – Winkle Voss Twins party where “everyone was drinking blk” according to the Manzo and Lauritas tweets
December 13, 2012 – “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” at Sushi House where Melissa “gossip” was expected to take place (Kathy Wakile not invited)
December 25, 2012 – Christmas Day at Teresa’s with Jennifer Dalton
December 29, 2011 – Teresa Guidice, Susanna Barrett and Cindy Barshop attend Isabella Barrett’s from TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras Reality Weekly, Launch Event to benefit her anti-bullying bracelets at the Providence, Marriott Downtown Hotel on in Providence, Rhode Island.
February 2, 2013 – Milania’s real birthday party, snow tubing, which was not taped by Bravo and which the Gorgas did not attend
January 3, 2013 – Kim D and Jennifer Dalton have lunch at Teresa’s house
January 11, 2013 – Gia’s birthday party on at Space Odyssey
January 18, 2013 – Launch party for Kim DePaolo’s Jewelry Line at Il Tulipano in Cedar Grove
February 7, 2013 – “Cuffs by Kim D Launching at NYFW: Kim promotes new cuff line; Teresa promotes Fabellini (pic.twitter.com/s5Kc3zRt | http://cuffsbykimd.com/ | http://www.eventbrite.com/org/3222323468 | https://twitter.com/stark3923/status/299977253192863744/photo/1)
February 10-12, 2013 – Entire cast on trip to Luxurious Inn at Erlowest, Lake George, NJ (rumored to be therapy session)
February 17, 2013 – My Big Gay Wedding, St. Luke’s Theater 308 West 46th Street New York, NY (Jacqueline, Melissa and Kathy)
February 18, 2013 – Teresa Giudice’s official launch for Milania Hair Care (Giudices, Gorgas, Kim D, Penny Drossos, Jennifer Dalton)
February 19, 2013 – Joe Gorga and Richie meet and greet at Sizzle Tan in Rockway
February __, 2013 – Lauritas and Giudices double date at The Brick House in Wyckoff, New Jersey
February 22, 2013 – RHONJ Cast Attends Nephcure Foundation Charity Event – Zumba class in Long Island
February 25, 2013 – Joe Giudice’s court date for driver license fraud; judge wants a status update; if no plea bargain, trial date will be set
February 27, 2013 – Jacqueline goes to California and gets free tummy tuck
February 28, 2013 – Joe and Melissa Gorga meet with Penny Drossos at Chakra in Paramus
March 1, 2013 – Teresa and Joe and their four daughters vacation at the Majestic Resort in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
March 10, 2013 – Teresa tapes scene with Danielle Staub
March 9, 2013 – Milania’s fake birthday party at Just Kidding, staged for Bravo’s cameras, which the Gorgas attended (Milania’s real birthday party was on February 2nd, her actual birthday, which was not taped by Bravo and which the Gorgas did not attend)
March 16, 2013 – Jacqueline, Caroline, Melissa, Teresa photographed together at Newark airport, departing for Arizona, along with their husbands, for a spa retreat to celebrate Melissa’s birthday (March 21st).
March 21, 2013 – Caroline Manzo’s book party at Asellina in New York City
March 23, 2013 – Melissa Gorga celebrates her 34th birthday and hosts a “meet and greet” at the Sugar Factory on the Miracle Mile Shops in the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas (not taped for season 5)
March 23, 2013 – Teresa Giudice Has Dinner with Jacqueline Laurita, Jennifer Dalton and Elvira Grau (not taped for season 5)
March 26, 2013 – Caroline’s book “Let Me Tell You Something” hit shelves
March 28, 2013 – Teresa, Melissa and Jacqueline go to Dylan’s Candy Bar in New York City to support Kathy Wakile and her Dolci Della Dea Cannoli making kit
March 29, 2013 – Caroline Manzo on Watch What Happens Live
March 30, 2013 – Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita and Jacqueline Laurita get into fight with John Karagiorgis at the Grand Opening of Posche 2
April 5, 2013 – Municipal judge determines there is sufficient probable cause to charge three cast mates — Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita and Jacqueline Laurita — with assault against John Karagiorgis (initial hearing for Joe Gorga and the Lauritas set for April 18)
April 5, 2013 – Blk Beverages teams up with House of Sports to “to knock-out autism” (Teresa and Jacqueline photographed together)
April 10, 2013 – “A Night Under The Stars” benefiting Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation at Sear House in Closter, New Jersey (entire cast)
April 11, 2013 – Jacqueline and Melissa (and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley) attend the grand opening of the Emporio Motor Group in Ramsey, New Jersey
April 11, 2013 – Teresa makes guest appearance at Kim D’s Birthday Bash at Il Tulipano, Cedar Grove, NJ [Comment from attendee: "The event was not what I expected. Very unprofessional. Rude girl a 'Maria' telling us to move to another table after we had sat at our assigned table for 60% of the time we arrived. They lied & said there was an error in the seating, but the truth was their friends wanted to be seated there with the 'in crowd'. We were banished to an obscure table & didn't get our main course as we had ordered it at our original table. The person in charge, a 'Maria', was threatening & said we would move when she got the boss. Getting up & moving was embarrassing for us. She was on the microphone during the fashion show & actually said the 'F' word. The guest appearance by Teresa was short, she arrived late, her posing time with the few fans there was cut short. People there were mostly their personal friends. A tacky event. I will say that Teresa & Kim D were polite. However, I now understand why Jersey Girls get a bad reputation. I am a Jersey Girl & proud of it. I do plan on trying for a refund, no dinner, not right."]
April 14, 2013 – Food and wine tasting event held in New Brunswick, N.J. (Melissa, Jacqueline, Teresa)
April 16, 2013 – Caroline, Jacqueline and Teresa at The International Beauty Show New York and Jacqueline, Teresa and Kathy then go out to dinner
April 18, 2013 – Grand Opening of Little Town New Jersey in Hoboken (cast makes appearance for taping on April 9)
April 18, 2013 – Initial hearing for Gorga and the Lauritas for assault charges — the prosecutor must show that the state has enough evidence of the crime to warrant a trial (postponed to unannounced date)
May 28, 2013 – Joe Giudice’s trial date for driver’s license fraud/identity theft



During season 5, Teresa will be busy promoting:
Milania Hair Care
Fabellini (relabeled)
Fabulicious Grilling (newest cookbook)
Food Line (Skinny Italian Foods)
During season 5, the Manzos and Lauritas will be busy promoting:
blk
Cafface
Caroline’s book ‘Let Me Tell You Something’
Little Town NJ (Chris Manzo and Albie Manzo, who live above at 333 River Street, are celebrity partners of this establishment — involved only to promote it using their ‘reality TV fame’; not owner/operators)
The Sparkling Event
The Brownstone

‘Housewife’ Helps Raise Money for Autism Research
Wayne Patch
September 21, 2012
Jacqueline Laurita and her family hosted a tricky tray fundraiser for Autism Speaks. Laurita’s son Nicholas was diagnosed with autism earlier this year.
Hundreds of people attended Sparkle Speaks, a charity tricky tray at The Brownstone in Paterson Thursday. The event raised money for Autism Speaks, an international autism science and advocacy organization.
The Sparkling Event, an event planning agency run by Candice Laurita and Cristina Granelli, Jacqueline’s nieces, organized Sparkle Speaks.
‘Glitz, Glam and Gifts’ Benefits Sandy Victims
Wayne Patch
November 27, 2012
‘Housewife’ Wakile, other local business owners donate items to victims of storm and offer holiday shopping with The Sparkling Event’s Glitz, Glam and Gifts event.
Hundreds of North Jersey shoppers got a jump on their Christmas shopping and raised money for charity at the same time.
The nearly all-female crowd flooded The Brownstone in Paterson for Glitz, Glam and Gifts, The Sparkling Event’s annual holiday shopping event.
Dozens of vendors showcased their best products. They included “Real Housewives of New Jersey” Kathy Wakile and Jacqueline Laurita.
“It’s a fun night out and gives people a chance to have some fun, network a little, and showcase their business,” said Candice Laurita, co-owner of The Sparkling Event. “We’re moms and we all want a chance to help each other, and the community, out in some tangible way and this is a great way to do that,” Laurita said.
Laurita held Sparkle Speaks in September. That event raised money for Autism Speaks, an international autism advocacy organization.
Wakile showcased cannoli as the inaugural desert in her new Dolce Della Dea dessert collection.
“There are so many people who were down and out, who still are, but the community, and the entire state, has really come together after Sandy and its wonderful to see how resilient everyone is,” Wakile said as she filed cannoli with her daughter Victoria. “It’s been amazing to see and if we can help people out with something like this, that’s wonderful.”
During season 5, the others will have much less to promote:
Melissa has her auto-tuned music; Kathy has her cannoli kits, and the Lauritas will be exploiting their son and autism so that they can sell more blk.
UDPATE December 20, 2012: Melissa is co-writing a book, “Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage,” to be published by St. Martin’s Press in Fall 2013.

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Producer-Driven Scripted Drama and Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives’ Series
If Melissa’s music somehow escapes the underground, we’ll know that she’s officially serving Satan. Ugh. She’s in her mid 30′s! Give it up, dumbass!
Do u notice how they write the same things over & over.I will B excited 2 c what Melissa is doing next.she has finally made it !!Good for her,yay for her & her family.Hope Teresa does good. some one has 2 bring the money in.sad she has THAT for a husband.
dee i think you are just MEAN, you are being spitful and jealous,just like mel is ,that was a nice thing to say about mel then you say ugly about tee, have you taken a good look at joeygo lately…..i hope you get peace of mind n soul soon,others on here are kind and say things nicely and factully,im just going to say this n its not to hurt you but you are mean spirited,.
I don’t know… we get pretty down and dirty about Melissa. She’s obviously a MeJoGo fan. I don’t understand how anyone can’t see through them and have anything nice to say after what they’ve done to Teresa and family (which IS JoGo’s family!) but I don’t think her not being a Tre fan in itself makes her mean spirited. I find it suspect why Dee comes here to spread her MeGo cheer however. She’s obviously confused, but not necessarily mean.
you got that right ,Sister !”
I want to see Caroline’s fake marriage and Albert’s girlfriends exposed.
I want to see Jackie’s call girl stripper background revealed, financial troubles and meet Chris’s girlfriend. I want to see stripper Mel’s past revealed, her cheating revealed, Gorga money troubles revealed, and see the Gorgas arrested for drug use/possession. I want Kathy and Rich to go away. I want all this revealed to their horror because they tried to blast Teresa again but it finally backfires. I want Albie and Gregg to come out together. I want Chrifoter to move back in with mommy where he belongs, and Lauren to get fat and quit dumb Caface. I hate them all.
Ya ,who wants to see their mommy in spandex and her ”underpants “What a nice Memory “!!!!!!
Great just what I always wanted to watch infomercials with bad scripted drama. What is Bravo thinking?
Sounds really, really bad.
Bravo has totally turned me off as a viewer. I highly doubt that I’ll tune in for Season 5 as I’m not in to drama nor do I want to see infomercials! That’s all these shows have turned in to: workout DVD’s, CD’s, books, jewelry, and the list goes on. They have moved away from what the shows were originally about which is what made them enjoyable to watch. I just can’t anymore.
I think i’m going to be sitting out RHONJ Season 5 myself……. God Bless Teresa, but I am not watching those other people peddling their crap, while trying one last time to stab T in the back…..
Yawn. Next season sounds like a self-promoting snooze fest.
Why are Kathy and Melissa back? There MUST be two other interesting woman that could have replaced them. And to think, we will have to watch Jacqueline with her crooked mouth, Jay Leno chin and creepy husband. Ugh.
I agree that I am also not watching season 5. If the casting were different, maybe but its not. They brought back the same crew with a few newbies. I am going to miss seeing Teresa and her kids but I can’t give Bravo the ratings. After watching two seasons of bullying and the reunion shows and how they were all so done with Teresa and now they are back? really? if you hate her that much, why continue to be on the same show?? I will continue to follow this blog because I LOVE it!!
Good job of putting together all the promotional tie ins; this franchise has turned into the QVC, hugh?!
What about the cheating with Melissa and her ex boyfriend.If She and the other housewives look good nxt season i’m done!!!!DONE!!!!Teresa got knocked down at the reuion for something Kim D,Cat Rodirugeouz,Andy,Bravo,Penny,John,Caroline,and Jacqueline did!!!
It’snot right!!!
If Teresa gets the bad edit again I’m done!!!
When is it airing!!!!!
Caroline and Melissa getting the saint edit with Kim D, Teresa, Penny trying to take poor Mel n Carol down with their petty gossip aka Mel the slut and Albert cheating. As Tre and crew concentrate on this petty gossip, the NEW hw are being integrated to take over and Caroline and Mellisa move on with their benevelant productive business – family life….
It is my prediction rhonj s7 not s5 or s6… s7 we will see no old cast members. By s7 it will be a cast of hw that are not caroline, tre, jac, kathy, Melissa. = in my opinion = imo
I don’t believe they will ever get to a “Season 7.” Despite the constant PR off-season in blogs like this, twitter and tabloids, I believe that a lot of the audience will be totally fed up with the typical Bravo HW strategy: parties with hysterics, exotic trip with hysterics, boozefests with hysterics, and of course, all the psuedo product lines and books. I mean, totally “meh!”
I think Bravo has to completely revamp its HW strategy — it’s getting super old!
As someone else here said before, I also think the existing Housewives formula you just described has “jumped the shark.”
ba ha ha ha ha
somebody hear a farm animal in the distance ??
When is it airing though?!LOL!
I’m with you! I know last year they started early cause of the “drama”, but anyone know when yet? It seems like Rhonj and Rhoc are about the sametime. Maybe after the holidays?
Not sure how reliable it is but Wiki has the previous air dates as May/April, so perhaps around that time?
#rhonj is slated for august start date
I will have lost any interest I have left by then. And August is bad as then they compete in Sept. with primetime scripted shows.
Not sure about that. The seasons film for about 4-5 months. And RHOA this year was rushed on just weeks after finishing filming.
I’d be shocked if we don’t see RHONJ back by April/May as usual.
I agree. We have BH, Atlanta and Miami on now. Next will be OC, probably around Jan then NY… they’ll need to air NJ before August.
Why am I not surprised?,I’m using Jiffylube WiFi. F’s are trying to upsell me.
FAME… DID U HACK MY COMPUTER? lol ive been working on this exact almost word for word project. All i had left was to add Thursday Sushi n Blk promo etc… but i got side track fri/sat with #Newtown…. i am not kidding it is almost exactly like my document. oh well for me… perfect job for you… ps. the atty 4 Mel who got mel the gig at harrahs on the bases the lawyer does a 5 plus page spread on harrahs kitchen n restaurant… which he did…link: http://boardwalkjournal.com/ all of mel edit is the hard working benevolent above all the gossip edit with these pathetic stage singing gigs…. no ranking on itunes… no music promo in her interviews not even one word of music in mel 20 min vh1 interview….
12/13/12 link to thursday blk promo https://twitter.com/PurveyorsofPop
12/13/12 #rhoNJ Bravo is filming tonight “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” at Sushi House. Melissa “gossip” is expected. Kathy Wakile not invited.
Fame- do me a favor and add 12/13 n harrahs + atty info n i will link this blog all year… thanks…ohh rhonj filming next week is tuesday and next thursday. then the fake christmas morning of opening present then film crew goes on vacation for the real christmas with their families.
Chris, I added:
December 7, 2012 – Pool After Dark, Harrah’s Atlantic City, Melissa lip syncs “I Just Wanna” — Joe and Melissa Gorga (Melissa got the gig at Harrah’s on the bases that her lawyer, who owns Boardwalk Journal, does a 5-plus page spread on Harrah’s Kitchen and Restaurant)
and the other two events.
perfect saved me a lot of work.. thank u… umm im stealing ur work now….i appreciate you. im impressed
mel did diet tips 4 holidays in? us mag
I saw that. I was trying to figure out if it related to the Jamaica photoshoot, they just didn’t look like happy snaps to me with her daughter, but the BG’s were different. I just don’t buy that you pop over to Jamacia for a few days. Did you also catch the negativity that her tweeting her latest appearance re the school shooting, someone posted the link yesterday. It was in relation to a “charity” appearance with kids toys. She’s up the ante in appearances lately.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/pictures-melissa-gorga-daughter-antonia-7-pose-in-neon-swimsuits-in-jamaica-20122711
I reckon the escaping Teresa at Thanksgiving is BS, I believe it was work related… I have absolutely no evidence however!!! The article marks a distinction between photoshoots and casual family photos.
Credit for the photo is given to Michael Simon/Startraksphoto.com I believe he is a photographer based out of New York. You might be onto something Sachem – no “proof” so to speak – but isn’t it interesting how she just happened to have a photo op and also tweeted the pictures on Twitter touting the designers of the several swimsuits she wore while there? Wonder if this trip was comped, at least in part, in return for ??? Just sayin’!
That’s what I was think! I smell a rat! It’s a 3 hour flight or so but what an escape! You’d be teasing your kids with a long weekend in Jamacia, just a couple days swimming, hanging at the hotel and a photoshoot for Mummy accidentally happens. I never get dressed up that much for the beach – full make up and hair!
Just another thing Teresa MADE them do.
I just get the impression from her tweets lately that there is a little desperation going on – every tweet is self-promoting whether it is an appearance, either singing or just showing up, vodka, t-shirts, – you name it. Yeah, sure, she is trying to build a brand – but if she has sooo much money and wants to legitimately promote her singing career, I would think she would be putting full focus on that instead of selling “thank you Jesus!” Ts on her website.
Most of the negative tweets were deleted, good thing I took a screen shot just in case
today is 12/15, sorry melissa, to late to jump on parkway to see you lol,as of i’d waste my time
OH THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PROGRAM TO WATCH NOW…WHAT’S THE PLAN NOW BRAVO TO SINK THE SHOW, PEOPLE WILL NOT WATCH WEEK AFTER WEEK A COMMERCIAL, THE SHOW IS DONE IF THEY DO THIS PLAN, AND THEY ALL WILL BLAME TERESA FOR IT….WOW WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Look at what RHOBH this week, a long Sur commercial for Lisa, then the other half an infomercial for Mauricio,s real estate company. So stupid.
December 8th, The Gorgas and Lauritas were spotted having dinner together. Melissa tweeted, “Great dinner. They just lit fireworks! @JacLaurita @chris_laurita @joegorga,” There is a picture with the tweet…
Kathy, time to realize, shirtsleeves are your friend. Use them.
The last picture of Kathy, right before Teresa’s photo (last photo) – what’s up with her hair? Looks kinda like when someone has an image on a piece of burnt toast, except it’s at the front of her hairline. Does anybody else see that? Maybe she’s wearing a toupee? I don’t think hair naturally grows like that.
I know we don’t know for sure when filming started but can we add the dates for when Messy and her little man got “their” new cars, and also whenever they supposedly went “house-hunting”… We all know Bravo is simple going to take this list, shuffle it around, then blame Tre for WWIII.
Chris Stark and Fame — I keep thinking (and desiring) a book that delves into this Bravo HW and production company phenomenon, all truths exposed, from the first HW franchise and season, and how they control and manipulate the women with the women’s consent and sometimes without; the impact on their families (especially the ones appearing in episodes/seasons with them), and of course, all these businesses — plus the complicitness of the tabloid media (both online and print).
I’m really serious about this. i would LOVE to buy it and read it.
I am thinking along the lines of the great Diane Dimond style investigative journalism.
Chris, is this possible or is Bravo/NBC so tight and fear-inducing/threatening?
Any thoughts and ideas about this? Thanks!
PS: Happy Sunday,everybody! Enjoy the holiday shopping, lights and yummy treats!
Honnie -
I don’t know if an honest expose book is out there specifically on the RHONJ but awhile back, Rhocomix (aka Big Hair Long Nails – I don’t remember how she spells it LOL!) mentioned a book she was reading. I bought it on Amazon for about $13 and, though I haven’t had the time to really get into it, I have skimmed through it and it looks like a very, very interesting read. There is mention of the Real Housewives and, more specifically, RHOAtlanta. Other reality shows referenced are The Bachelor, Dr. 90210, The Apprentice, America’s Top Model, etc. This book is something I think would be right up your alley since you expressed this interest! In fact, I think most of us would benefit from reading this book as it does expose behind the scenes of reality shows and gives credence to a fact a lot of people have expressed here on Fame. Most of these shows including the Housewives franchise is sexist and portrays women in a very negative light.
REALITY BITES BACK The Troubling Truth About Guilty Pleasure TV by Jennifer L. Pozner
Here is the description from Amazon:
Book Description
Publication Date: October 19, 2010
Nearly every night on every major network, “unscripted” (but carefully crafted) “reality” TV shows routinely glorify retrograde stereotypes that most people would assume got left behind 35 years ago. In Reality Bites Back, media critic Jennifer L. Pozner aims a critical, analytical lens at a trend most people dismiss as harmless fluff. She deconstructs reality TV’s twisted fairytales to demonstrate that far from being simple “guilty pleasures,” these programs are actually guilty of fomenting gender-war ideology and significantly affecting the intellectual and political development of this generation’s young viewers. She lays out the cultural biases promoted by reality TV about gender, race, class, sexuality, and consumerism, and explores how those biases shape and reflect our cultural perceptions of who we are, what we’re valued for, and what we should view as “our place” in society. Smart and informative, Reality Bites Back arms readers with the tools they need to understand and challenge the stereotypes reality TV reinforces and, ultimately, to demand accountability from the corporations responsible for this contemporary cultural attack on three decades of feminist progress.
Hope this helps!
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You are a doll to take your time like this for me! Yes, I am familiar with that book and it’s like you’re in my mind! I found that my local library has it, and when I return my books next Sat., I’m making a beeline to it.
Here’s my thinking of an HW-only book. Because there have been so many franchises, seasons and characters, it has become quite the reality TV phenomenon in itself and has spawned quite a bit of scandal. For example: wouldn’t it be awesome to find out the REAL reason why Taylor is StILL on BH? Etcetera … I don’t watch other reality shows, and now, only occasionally watch the HWs. I used to watch them religiously but I got so dang bored with the predictable seasonal arches as described above. I tune in mostly because I do love to see what they wear! Sad that that’s the extent of my interest now as a viewer.
Again, Jeanie, superhug to you for your time and gracious response.
You are so welcome, Honnie – happy to help!! One of the reasons why I started to watch the Housewives shows is because I have lived in both Orange County and New Jersey (I have moved around alot!). I tune into RHOC because they all frequent so many of my old haunts, restaurants, shops, etc. The coastline is absolutely stunning and the sunsets are magnificent. (With that said, there still isn’t anything like the New Jersey shore!) And I watch RHOBH because I, like you, love the opulence!!!! Guilty pleasure for sure except this season is getting ugly but I am not surprised. The disease has spread and that franchise has gotten sick too. And NJ, well, you get it!
You and Dubbalicious will probably finish the book well before me but I will really try to sneak in a page or two when I get the chance!!!
I’ll be buying the book..I love this kind of stuff!
Thanks for the info.
I think someone should write one…maybe do it in LynnChicago voice since she started the exposing of Jill Zarin fake story arcs..
Honniie Badger – I think you would be interested in the number of scholastic thesis that have been penned on this topic.
FYI – No way do I consider Cohen’s favorite prof an academic. The topics of these papers run the spectrum – from feminism to the hatered of women to the value society places on celebrity. Very few have been written on the manipulation of the networks on its viewers – but I we will read them shortly in literature. Until we, the viewer, realize reality television is, for the most part a sham, it will continue and its impact on us will be self distructive for all involved, that is, both the viewer and participant.
Correction. … But I ‘think’ we will read…
Annie, you are awesome!
Chris Stark — thanks for your input too. I agree, someone should definitely get going on such a book. Maybe one day! I can hope!
Fame….
I have more filming dates and pictures for you to add to the collections LINK: https://twitter.com/i/#!/stark3923/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2Fuz86hA22
#RHOBH THE CHEF BERNIE RANT LINK: http://absurdtosublime.net/?p=12773
All of it was deleted but our friend AS2 screen shot it n saved…
Oy vey! Bernie the Insult Chef (thank you, Ms. SH for that one) needs to learn that the caps lock is on the left, and that crying fowl means yelling, “Chicken, turkey, pheasant!”
Thanks for this entertaining link, Chris!
MY god, that was horrible and scary. To suggest suicide to her is just plain crazy. She should send that to the police. Poor Brandy.
so yesterday, few good men was on bravo…and all of a sudden there was a commerical with caroline and her boys…talking about a new movie with seth grogen bringing his mother on a raod trip..i have no clue what its called…but they were talking about their fambily -_-, you should check it out..caroline has a favvorite and his name is albie..should look at the body language
This season gonna be pretty boring!! S5 is going to be all about permoting thier products they are not getting togather and hanging out this year? They are not taking any vacations either. I perdict this will be the last season of RHONJ the rating will drop drasticly this season!! I also perdict that Teresa will have her own show next year so I know even if they do have a S6 without Teresa it wont make it anyway!! They will have to start S6 with a clean slate if they want to keep this RHONJ franchise cause it will never make a S6 with the cast they have now. Teresa will get her own show in 2013 if not with Bravo it will be with another network cause she and her family is destine for stardom they are all loved and are a reality family that everyone loves to watch!!
Melissa and her “dancers” look terrible. Is the one on the left preggers?
okay so um, oh melissa twitter, she posted a pic of her and joey gorga…and then lysa commented on it and said “ok Gino, Jesus they are twins” so i am assuming something is going on with the rumors of gino is not joeys father…lmao they are too funny..see right through that shit.
omg, i saw that pic, and thought the same thing, that lysa was answering rumors about gino being that dude name Butch kid. gino looks nothing like joe
i wanna see butch before i make a judgement lol.. it’s just funny how they are trying to manipulate the public already…if they keep saying it who are they trying to convince, us or themselves lol
The sick to desire to capitalize on the National Tragedy of Hurricane Sandy will doom this series – the only hope it had was the rumored clearing out of the toxic cast. A season of infomercials will find me tuning out.
My heart is sick with pain and fear for our homeland as we live to see another tragic eposide unfold before our eyes!! Now is the time to keep our loved ones close !! We need to be on high alert,Reality is in our backyard!!:’(:’(
The RHONJ have perfected the art of self-promotion, for sure. Are they really making that much money from these projects? Doesn’t Bravo get a cut of their income? The producers (Purveyors of Pop) absolutely LOVE LOVE the Manzos, Lauritas, & Gorgas. They love them in an embarrassing way-I can’t help but speculate it’s because there is so much gayness going on with the cast. (That does not make me homophobic for noticing. I am simply commenting on the fact that the producers are very biased towards the most gay-rumored, gay-friendly, and openly gay cast. That can’t be coincidence.)
There is NO OTHER series where such self-promotion of products & endeavors is highlighted, with the producers endorsing them so happily.
Yuk.
(as always, great job Fame. would LOVE to see you dig into this angle, there’s plenty out there on the Purveyors of Poop practically doing Twitomercials for blk, MelissaGorgatune, etc.)
The RHONJ have perfected the art of self-promotion, for sure. Are they really making that much money from these projects? Doesn’t Bravo get a cut of their income? The producers (Purveyors of Pop) absolutely LOVE LOVE the Manzos, Lauritas, & Gorgas. They love them in an embarrassing way-I can’t help but speculate it’s because there is so much gayness going on with the cast. (That does not make me homophobic for noticing. I am simply commenting on the fact that the producers are very biased towards the most gay-rumored, gay-friendly, and openly gay cast. That can’t be coincidence.)
There is NO OTHER series where such self-promotion of products & endeavors is highlighted, with the producers endorsing them so happily.
Yuk.
(as always, great job Fame. would LOVE to see you dig into this angle, there’s plenty out there on the Purveyors of Poop practically doing Twitomercials for blk, MelissaGorgatune, etc.)
Heck. A double-post, and without my ID on it to boot. xo, Autumn
Well, your post is so nice, I liked reading it twice!
I don’t know how many of you remember, but Jacqueline was one of the first to go live on Twitter, along with Dina & Trashley. The cast of RHONJ are probably still the most vocal participants of any Housewives cast. Jac invented the tactic of ‘following’ people, DM’ing them, then unfollowing so they couldnt respond privately. She used the art of the smear early-on as well, going after Dinyelle, etc. (Does anyone remember Jac posting pics of the clergy directory as ‘proof’ that Dinyelle didn’t know her clergyman? LOL.) It’s no accident the cast is all over Twitter b/c they understand the value of social media, keeping their names out there, networking, etc etc. The other franchisees who don’t do it, don’t get that exposure & aren’t popular with the POOP producers. Then there are the HW like Jill Zarin, who understand the basics, but get it wrong in trying to connect “bloggers” to “attack jobs” etc. JZ got so caught up in worrying about what was said online about her, she was pwnd by it–and look at her fall.
One other thought about the cast from RHONJ–they appear to be the cast most likely to party and hang out with the POOP. Mother Soprano & the Guidos, Gorgas, Lauritas, & Wakiles don’t seem to have any social lives except for waiting around for POOP to take them out so they can all Tweet pix of themselves drinking blk, wearing Cafface and eating cannolis with their tucked tummies, new teeth & lifted faces.
What other cast have you seen so much personal socializing with the POOPers? Their relationship is more like POOP are star-struck b/c they get to hang out with the Manzos, et al.
Autumn and Fame,
I just want to tell you I was at the fundraiser for Francesca at American Salon in Roseland, NJ. There were no camera’s, Teresa has alot more class then the rest of the bozo’s.
Fame I hope this is okay, but I thought I would just grab a few Tweets from POOP, just to sample some of their shenanigans (I have long wondered WHY IN HELL Bravo/NBC does business with such unprofessional ppl):
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
Have you ever eaten #conch? @AnaQooks had the penis:) Right Ana? #RHOM
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
BUT couldn’t be happier that @adrianathereal will… http://fb.me/2aOph9YTu
OMG we thought WE were going to be the #queen of #whiteparty
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
@FredericMarq giving us a leg moment. All the ladies in editing appreciate it. And some of the boys too. #FrenchBoys #RHOM
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
Oh @lindsaylohan ! You had 2 seconds of campy relevance from #LizAndDick and you can’t extend that into anything. #arrested #yawn
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
1 week countdown to #brazil begins now!! #vacation WOO HOO
Lots of put-downs and insults to women (IMO)—for example, talking about how Ana had the penis-always insulting their cast in subtle ways, and behaving really really unprofessionally and immaturely.
One of the biggest things I noticed when I used to follow them (v. now I just see what others RT)–POOP *constantly* bragging about their rich lifestyles. “here we are on our private jet flying off to London”, “We’re going on vacation to Brazil”, “Here are pics of us with XYZ celebrity”.
I don’t follow many celebs, but can’t think of any that have crossed my TL where the ppl behind the account are so self-infatuated.
They make fun of campy Lindsay Lohan, without realizing they’re in the same “camp”.
Who is Poop ??
OMG I’m sorry, Fame, but I really have to put this one out there from POOP:
Purveyors of Pop @PurveyorsofPop
@chris_manzo Do you miss us?
Need I say more?
The url to their twitter account: https://twitter.com/PurveyorsofPop
Wow. Kathy appears to have lost a lot of weight.
Dear dexterpie – WELL SAID! Lol